Post by The Smooth One on May 31, 2013 12:32:46 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Somebody Call for a Clean Up Crew?[/glow]
The scene finds the Brothers Breed taking the city of Lafayette by storm. The Dying Breed has a mantra that every town they go to they make it their business to interact with the fans and the city of Lafayette is no different. J-Hop, AB and The Smooth One visit one of the local eateries to take in some of the local cuisine….
Yeah fellas …lets get our grub on…now see J-Hop this eating! All of that stuff you had us eating Brazil gave me the bubble guts.
Ha Ha…man you just have a delicate stomach. That food in Brazil was good!
It was pretty good Smooth..I have to admit.
Man. Whatever….
As the Brothers are seated at a large round wooden table that looks over 100 hundred years old. It seems that the customers throughout the years have used their time waiting for their meal to come by taking whatever sharp instrument they can find to carve their name, handle, phone number, pithy saying and various other markings and symbols into the table.
Hey J hand me that knife…
The Smooth One begins to carve something into the table….
A beautiful young female waitress strolls over to greet the Dying Breed. She flashes the most beautiful smile and begins to speak in a warm southern drawl.
Welcome gentleman ..welcome to the Bon Temps grill…My name is Sookie!
J-Hop: Are you serious?
Sookie : I am afraid so …I was a Sookie..before Sookie was popular.
Well all Sookie Sookie now…
AB: That was kinda corny Smooth.
Yeah it was..I am sorry Sookie. These are my brothers J-Hop and AB and I have been trying to tell them that they are in for a treat!
They sure are…wait..I didn’t get your name??
Oh..I am Smooth!
Well I can see that, but what is your name?
Smooth …*wrinkled brow*
Smooth is not a name..
And Sookie is?
Ok Ok…My real name Samantha
I am William…and I am still Smooth!
Ha ha…well how can I help you handsome gentlemen?
J-Hop ..well I would…
Hold up J…when order up all that fancy Brazilian grub..I let you do your thing. I got this.
Sook…bring us the top part of the menu and we’d like to have and two pitchers of the Louisiana sweet tea, Please
Well now..you gentlemen must be hungry? Coming right up! I’ll bring y’all some hush puppies to hold ya over til your food arrives!
Thanks..oh can you bring us a couple of cans of True Blood?? O -positive…
Cute, William ..very cute…
Not as cute as you sunshine…
AB: Smooth ..you are always on the prowl!
What can I say I am a horny old dude!
The Breed all share in a hearty laugh.
Hey Felas in a few days from now we turn the page in the book of Foul Play versus the Dying Breed.
J-Hop: Yeah the Reaver is in for a ride on the wild side…he can kiss that ass good-bye. The Foul Play may be looking for a new flunky to carry their bags around.
AB: Yeah, and this is the next phase in the Kash Krusade to harness the shining star that is Anthony Bailey! He is in store for a rude awakening …I Promise!
I get to put the so-called Jesus to rest once and for all…there will be no resurrection for the “Spitter” Michael Lively
As the conversation continues Sookie returns with a staff of Bon Temps servers with all of the food that the Smooth One has ordered for his compadres’ The servers bring out plates of Crawfish Stuffed Mushrooms, Garlic Pan Fried Frog Legs, Swamp Legs, Grits and Grillade Cake, Crawfish Etouffee, Jambalaya, Gumbo and Red Beans and Rice.
J-Hop: Wow…
AB: Nice!
I told you…Dig in!!
As the brothers eat I can’t help, but wonder why it feels like the whole of APW is against us. If it isn’t Jason Kash, Reaver or Michael Lively of Foul Play..its M&M or Evan Envi…even the Syndicate wants some. We hear you APW …We hear you loud a clear. Regardless of what anyone says the names of the DYING BREED are on everyone’s lips. We are officially the Mila Kunis of APW everybody wants to ride the ride. The Test for The Best is coming and the qualifying matches pit the Breed versus Foul Play. This is the next chapter in what has been the fastest growing feud in APW!
The Breed and Foul Play have already had classic battles both inside and outside of the ring. That match between Kash and I was as violent a match that I have been in. It tested my mettle and is preparing for the next battle in what seem like a feud that will never end. There has been blood spilled, barbs trade, way too much spit flying, some jail time and even the innocent have not been spared in this war. I guess I drew the short straw and I get to face the leader of Foul Play in Mr. Michael Lively. My career started out with a brief brush with Lively and it seems that I have come full circle.
J-HOP: Man these swamp legs are good!!
AB: Come on J…I didn’t even get any!
They hefty plate of a fine Louisiana treat “ Swap Legs” are almost gone the Smooth has a bit of information that he is not sure Jair Hopkins is privy to….
Hey J, Man I did not know you liked gator so much?
Gator?
Yes Gator and some duck drumettes, but yes gator.
As Jair Hopkins looks down at his plate of bones he simply hunches his shoulders and says..
I don’t care what it is... it’s good!…hey can we get Sookie back over here and get us another order?
Sure! Ha Ha… Hey Sook…
Yes Love!
Let me get one more order of Swamp Legs..hold up make that two so the rest of us can get some.
Sure…Right away honey!
As Sookie strolls off ..the Brothers Breed can help, but take a look..
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!
She junked up fellas!!
I bet she has some fine friends too!!
I told ya’ll that ya’ll was for a treat ..I bet her momma fine too!
As J-Hop and AB go back in for seconds, I can only wonder about the highs and lows of what a victory or even worse another singles loss means for me. Another L means I am out of the TFTB tourney and I will seriously have to think about whether or not this business is for me. While I own two victories over the Reaver I have not had great success as a singles competitor. I have battle tooth and nail with the likes of TJ, Evan Envi, Jason Kash and Julius Farquhar only to come up short time and time again. I know that I have shown promise, but promise and upside can only get you so far.
I need this victory over Lively so bad I can taste it..wait that might be swamp legs, but I have to beat Michael Lively on Sunday! But how? He is way more experienced and much younger. He has been on a bit of slide lately and it will be my job at Sunday’s Asylum to keep him sliding.
Hey fellas we’ve all been in the ring with Foul Play either as singles, tag team or as six man tag. Let’s talk about Lively for a second. What can you say about him right off from a talent stand point?
AB: He likes to start off his matches by spitting on you…so watch out for that!
Oh he won’t be spitting on me anymore…I think he left his last loogie in the airport in Brazil.
J-Hop: He has been doing this a long time and he has been competing in APW longer than all of us combined. He is as athletic as anyone in APW and well he has been a champion multiple times. You’ve got your hands full!
Gee thanks for the reality check Bro!
AB: You can beat him man, not to overuse a cliché but it is any given Sunday…well according to him Sunday is his day of rest.
The Brothers Breed : HA HA ..HA HA!
The Brothers Breed share in a laugh at the expense of “the self proclaimed Jesus and the President of the “I hate women” fan club Michael Lively., but honestly what I am about to face is no laughing matter. I’ll have to keep him grounded and stay away from those high impact moves. He quickness could prove to be yet another problem. It seems the more and more I analyze Lively, he poses quite the quandary. I mean stylistically this is a nightmare for me I am much better suited to Kash’s or Reaver’s style, but I liken him to Envi, he’s a little smaller, but he likes to fly too. While we were locked up he spent most of the night pacing and mumbling. This current losing streak may be taking a toll on him..a man like him is fueled by success and there has been much of it lately. He took a loss in the Tap Out gauntlet like I did, but he lost clean to Logan Alexander and that is plaguing him. He has lost his focus and it is quite possible that being the leader of faction in its infancy is taking its toll on the omnipotent one? Well as far as I am concerned he can keep on being distracted for one more Sunday and I can get a victory that may just provide the launching pad for my career here in APW.
As the Breed has done it serious damage at the Bon Temps Grill…there are bones, napkins, balled up wet naps, hush puppy pieces, plates, cups and silverware strewn across the table as Sookie comes back over to check on TDB…
Well y'all look all done here…Can I get y’all anything else??
Yes!
Dessert?
3 King sized beds, 1000 count sheets with goose down pillows!!
Ummm..sorry guys, but I can get you a Banana Foster?
Well if we order dessert will you and some of your girls come over to the Hilton and tuck us in tonight.
I think that can be arranged handsome..
Make those Foster’s to go…I don’t think we could eat anything else.
Ok sweetie, let me get the Clean Up Crew out here to clear all of this up.
As Sookie walks off again to the pleasure of the Dying Breed…The Clean Up Crew has filled the mind of the Smooth One with the latest mission that has been laid at the feet of TDB…
The Dying Breed has been charged with unenviable task of cleaning up APW and we begin at the job begin at this Sunday qualifying matches for Test for the Best. We accept the challenge of ridding the business of all foul players, syndicates, nightmares and sugary based chocolaty snacks. We are coming into the proverbial kitchen and we are going to cut on the lights and watch the cock roaches scurry!! We are here to stand tall for what’s right in APW, we’ll be eating our veggies, saying our prayers and drinking our Chocolate Wasted and we won’t let the fans of Lafayette and APW down. We will carry the banner high for truth, justice and fair play!! We will remove the scurge from APA and The Dying Breed will prevail and this Sunday..we break out the clorox, comet, tide, windex and process purge begins with Foul Play!
Here is your dessert honey and here is my number ….I get off at 10:00p
Cool…we’ll send a car for you and your girls..just tell him where you need to go to pick them up.
Ok and oh don’t worry about the check….the owner loves wrestling and he said your meal is on the house, but dessert…is on me!!
AB: Well please thank the owner for us and please tell him and the staff that should come to the Cajundome on Sunday they’ll be 10 tickets there courtesy of the Dying Breed.
Smooth: (eying Sookie) I’ll be thanking you personally later on tonight…repeatedly.
I certainly hope so….
Finis
The scene finds the Brothers Breed taking the city of Lafayette by storm. The Dying Breed has a mantra that every town they go to they make it their business to interact with the fans and the city of Lafayette is no different. J-Hop, AB and The Smooth One visit one of the local eateries to take in some of the local cuisine….
Yeah fellas …lets get our grub on…now see J-Hop this eating! All of that stuff you had us eating Brazil gave me the bubble guts.
Ha Ha…man you just have a delicate stomach. That food in Brazil was good!
It was pretty good Smooth..I have to admit.
Man. Whatever….
As the Brothers are seated at a large round wooden table that looks over 100 hundred years old. It seems that the customers throughout the years have used their time waiting for their meal to come by taking whatever sharp instrument they can find to carve their name, handle, phone number, pithy saying and various other markings and symbols into the table.
Hey J hand me that knife…
The Smooth One begins to carve something into the table….
A beautiful young female waitress strolls over to greet the Dying Breed. She flashes the most beautiful smile and begins to speak in a warm southern drawl.
Welcome gentleman ..welcome to the Bon Temps grill…My name is Sookie!
J-Hop: Are you serious?
Sookie : I am afraid so …I was a Sookie..before Sookie was popular.
Well all Sookie Sookie now…
AB: That was kinda corny Smooth.
Yeah it was..I am sorry Sookie. These are my brothers J-Hop and AB and I have been trying to tell them that they are in for a treat!
They sure are…wait..I didn’t get your name??
Oh..I am Smooth!
Well I can see that, but what is your name?
Smooth …*wrinkled brow*
Smooth is not a name..
And Sookie is?
Ok Ok…My real name Samantha
I am William…and I am still Smooth!
Ha ha…well how can I help you handsome gentlemen?
J-Hop ..well I would…
Hold up J…when order up all that fancy Brazilian grub..I let you do your thing. I got this.
Sook…bring us the top part of the menu and we’d like to have and two pitchers of the Louisiana sweet tea, Please
Well now..you gentlemen must be hungry? Coming right up! I’ll bring y’all some hush puppies to hold ya over til your food arrives!
Thanks..oh can you bring us a couple of cans of True Blood?? O -positive…
Cute, William ..very cute…
Not as cute as you sunshine…
AB: Smooth ..you are always on the prowl!
What can I say I am a horny old dude!
The Breed all share in a hearty laugh.
Hey Felas in a few days from now we turn the page in the book of Foul Play versus the Dying Breed.
J-Hop: Yeah the Reaver is in for a ride on the wild side…he can kiss that ass good-bye. The Foul Play may be looking for a new flunky to carry their bags around.
AB: Yeah, and this is the next phase in the Kash Krusade to harness the shining star that is Anthony Bailey! He is in store for a rude awakening …I Promise!
I get to put the so-called Jesus to rest once and for all…there will be no resurrection for the “Spitter” Michael Lively
As the conversation continues Sookie returns with a staff of Bon Temps servers with all of the food that the Smooth One has ordered for his compadres’ The servers bring out plates of Crawfish Stuffed Mushrooms, Garlic Pan Fried Frog Legs, Swamp Legs, Grits and Grillade Cake, Crawfish Etouffee, Jambalaya, Gumbo and Red Beans and Rice.
J-Hop: Wow…
AB: Nice!
I told you…Dig in!!
As the brothers eat I can’t help, but wonder why it feels like the whole of APW is against us. If it isn’t Jason Kash, Reaver or Michael Lively of Foul Play..its M&M or Evan Envi…even the Syndicate wants some. We hear you APW …We hear you loud a clear. Regardless of what anyone says the names of the DYING BREED are on everyone’s lips. We are officially the Mila Kunis of APW everybody wants to ride the ride. The Test for The Best is coming and the qualifying matches pit the Breed versus Foul Play. This is the next chapter in what has been the fastest growing feud in APW!
The Breed and Foul Play have already had classic battles both inside and outside of the ring. That match between Kash and I was as violent a match that I have been in. It tested my mettle and is preparing for the next battle in what seem like a feud that will never end. There has been blood spilled, barbs trade, way too much spit flying, some jail time and even the innocent have not been spared in this war. I guess I drew the short straw and I get to face the leader of Foul Play in Mr. Michael Lively. My career started out with a brief brush with Lively and it seems that I have come full circle.
J-HOP: Man these swamp legs are good!!
AB: Come on J…I didn’t even get any!
They hefty plate of a fine Louisiana treat “ Swap Legs” are almost gone the Smooth has a bit of information that he is not sure Jair Hopkins is privy to….
Hey J, Man I did not know you liked gator so much?
Gator?
Yes Gator and some duck drumettes, but yes gator.
As Jair Hopkins looks down at his plate of bones he simply hunches his shoulders and says..
I don’t care what it is... it’s good!…hey can we get Sookie back over here and get us another order?
Sure! Ha Ha… Hey Sook…
Yes Love!
Let me get one more order of Swamp Legs..hold up make that two so the rest of us can get some.
Sure…Right away honey!
As Sookie strolls off ..the Brothers Breed can help, but take a look..
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!
She junked up fellas!!
I bet she has some fine friends too!!
I told ya’ll that ya’ll was for a treat ..I bet her momma fine too!
As J-Hop and AB go back in for seconds, I can only wonder about the highs and lows of what a victory or even worse another singles loss means for me. Another L means I am out of the TFTB tourney and I will seriously have to think about whether or not this business is for me. While I own two victories over the Reaver I have not had great success as a singles competitor. I have battle tooth and nail with the likes of TJ, Evan Envi, Jason Kash and Julius Farquhar only to come up short time and time again. I know that I have shown promise, but promise and upside can only get you so far.
I need this victory over Lively so bad I can taste it..wait that might be swamp legs, but I have to beat Michael Lively on Sunday! But how? He is way more experienced and much younger. He has been on a bit of slide lately and it will be my job at Sunday’s Asylum to keep him sliding.
Hey fellas we’ve all been in the ring with Foul Play either as singles, tag team or as six man tag. Let’s talk about Lively for a second. What can you say about him right off from a talent stand point?
AB: He likes to start off his matches by spitting on you…so watch out for that!
Oh he won’t be spitting on me anymore…I think he left his last loogie in the airport in Brazil.
J-Hop: He has been doing this a long time and he has been competing in APW longer than all of us combined. He is as athletic as anyone in APW and well he has been a champion multiple times. You’ve got your hands full!
Gee thanks for the reality check Bro!
AB: You can beat him man, not to overuse a cliché but it is any given Sunday…well according to him Sunday is his day of rest.
The Brothers Breed : HA HA ..HA HA!
The Brothers Breed share in a laugh at the expense of “the self proclaimed Jesus and the President of the “I hate women” fan club Michael Lively., but honestly what I am about to face is no laughing matter. I’ll have to keep him grounded and stay away from those high impact moves. He quickness could prove to be yet another problem. It seems the more and more I analyze Lively, he poses quite the quandary. I mean stylistically this is a nightmare for me I am much better suited to Kash’s or Reaver’s style, but I liken him to Envi, he’s a little smaller, but he likes to fly too. While we were locked up he spent most of the night pacing and mumbling. This current losing streak may be taking a toll on him..a man like him is fueled by success and there has been much of it lately. He took a loss in the Tap Out gauntlet like I did, but he lost clean to Logan Alexander and that is plaguing him. He has lost his focus and it is quite possible that being the leader of faction in its infancy is taking its toll on the omnipotent one? Well as far as I am concerned he can keep on being distracted for one more Sunday and I can get a victory that may just provide the launching pad for my career here in APW.
As the Breed has done it serious damage at the Bon Temps Grill…there are bones, napkins, balled up wet naps, hush puppy pieces, plates, cups and silverware strewn across the table as Sookie comes back over to check on TDB…
Well y'all look all done here…Can I get y’all anything else??
Yes!
Dessert?
3 King sized beds, 1000 count sheets with goose down pillows!!
Ummm..sorry guys, but I can get you a Banana Foster?
Well if we order dessert will you and some of your girls come over to the Hilton and tuck us in tonight.
I think that can be arranged handsome..
Make those Foster’s to go…I don’t think we could eat anything else.
Ok sweetie, let me get the Clean Up Crew out here to clear all of this up.
As Sookie walks off again to the pleasure of the Dying Breed…The Clean Up Crew has filled the mind of the Smooth One with the latest mission that has been laid at the feet of TDB…
The Dying Breed has been charged with unenviable task of cleaning up APW and we begin at the job begin at this Sunday qualifying matches for Test for the Best. We accept the challenge of ridding the business of all foul players, syndicates, nightmares and sugary based chocolaty snacks. We are coming into the proverbial kitchen and we are going to cut on the lights and watch the cock roaches scurry!! We are here to stand tall for what’s right in APW, we’ll be eating our veggies, saying our prayers and drinking our Chocolate Wasted and we won’t let the fans of Lafayette and APW down. We will carry the banner high for truth, justice and fair play!! We will remove the scurge from APA and The Dying Breed will prevail and this Sunday..we break out the clorox, comet, tide, windex and process purge begins with Foul Play!
Here is your dessert honey and here is my number ….I get off at 10:00p
Cool…we’ll send a car for you and your girls..just tell him where you need to go to pick them up.
Ok and oh don’t worry about the check….the owner loves wrestling and he said your meal is on the house, but dessert…is on me!!
AB: Well please thank the owner for us and please tell him and the staff that should come to the Cajundome on Sunday they’ll be 10 tickets there courtesy of the Dying Breed.
Smooth: (eying Sookie) I’ll be thanking you personally later on tonight…repeatedly.
I certainly hope so….
Finis
