Post by Sang Réal on Jul 20, 2013 20:15:18 GMT -4
(OOC: I will state this one time, I absolutely HATE this new color coding system. Is there anyway we can fix it or not have to color code our RPs? I don't even know where I messed up on this stupid thing!)
In Huntsville, Alabama, Sunday Night Asylum or, as it is now called, Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania, has ended. The night saw several soon to be former Monday Night Meltdown wrestlers compete in championship matches. However, none of them were able to make their debuts by becoming champion. This includes Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown, collectively known as Sang Réal, who were unable to take the Action Packed Wrestling Tag Team Championships away from Dying Breed.
The show has ended and the second generation wrestlers are on their way to the parking area. The two men have already changed out of their wrestling gear and are now wearing the suits they are known for. This time, the two are both wearing black two piece suits. Murphy has a navy blue tie, while Krown’s tie is red.
The two have made it to a waiting black limousine. Their bags have already been loaded into the trunk and the chauffeur is awaiting them with the passenger side back door open.
However, before they can enter the vehicle, Jack Spade, Asylum’s backstage interviewer, approaches them. The second generation wrestlers stop as he approaches. They step away from the door, and Murphy gestures to the chauffeur, who closes the door and steps back.
Spade: “Sang Réal, tonight, you two were unsuccessful in capturing the APW Tag Team Championships, despite an impressive showing. Do you think had it not been a triple threat match, you could have won the titles?”
Murphy: “We absolutely could have won those titles if the Unforgiven was not involved in the match. All we had to do was keep beating the hell out of Dying Breed and we would have had new champions, instead, they got it into their heads that they could beat us and then just beat Dying Breed. That cost them.”
Krown: “Now we know Sentinel is not a thinker and Zachariah Blood is the kind of person Hot Topic was built for, but it amazes us that they were unable to realize that if we teamed up and worked together, then Dying Breed would not be champions at the moment. Of course, neither would they, but we doubt they are smart enough to have worked that out.”
Murphy: “Dying Breed was able to escape with the titles entirely because of Unforgiven. Next time we get a shot at those titles, it will be Sang Réal, that is announced as the NEW APW Tag Team Champions.”
Spade: “Well, as of right now, Gabriel Krown, you are scheduled to face current APW Suicidal Champion Kaylyn James Evans in a non-title match when Sunday Night Asylum heads to Little Rock, Arkansas.”
Krown looks at the former color commentator for IWC, then to his tag team partner, then back to the Hardcore Legend, and then back to Murphy.
Krown: “Kaylyn James Evans, why does that name sound familiar?”
Krown starts to tap his chin like he is trying to think, but doing so in a rather sarsactic manner. He snaps his fingers.
Krown: “Of course. She’s the ex-wife of Chris Vaude. Man, how did she let a catch like that get away?
Murphy: “I know. They were such a lovely couple. She did all the work, he lived off her and looked like a complete d**chebag.”
The heir to the Krown wrestling dynasty shakes his head.
Krown: “Tragic. I mean what woman wouldn’t want a complete d**chebag to come and let them sweep him off their feet? Who doesn’t want to bring home a guy dressed like a GAP threw up on him, with his pants half-way down his ass, a dress shirt he can’t figure out the buttons too, a tank top and his hat on backwards, because it looks as cool now as it did in the 80s when d**chebags started wearing it, to meet his parents?”
Murphy: “To be fair, calling Chris Vaude a d**chebag is an insult to the d**chebag community.”
Krown: “That’s true. It is a proud community.”
Murphy: “I tell you, it is shame what is happening to the sanctity of marriage. Pretty soon people will be marrying animals.”
Krown: “Because as anyone who follows Fox News or any conservative news source knows, any attack or change to marriage will immediately lead to people and animals getting married, because there’s clearly no difference between two consenting adults and a guy having sex with a sheep or something.”
Murphy: “That’s clearly flawless logic.”
Krown: “But hey, she rebounded with a lot of different guys. And each one of them were just catches, like that Muerte guy she was with. He wasn’t as big a d**che as Chris Vaude. He was close, really more of a complete tool that a d**che though. And even here in Action Packed Wrestling, she’s managed to hook up with a few guys. Jason Kash seems alright for a guy who dressed like a Latino stereotype.”
Murphy: “Well really who isn’t a vast improvement over her ex-husband? That is a very low bar. It’s like saying the next Republican Presidential candidate has to do better with Latinos than Mitt Rommney or that you are just looking for something tastier than Arby’s, the bar is so low on those things that it is virtually impossible to get any lower. The bar set by Chris Vaude could not get any physically lower.”
Krown: “There is no way. A man living under a highway overpass that reek of urine and has not bathed in over a year would still be better than Vaude. There are guys in prison who have done a lot of bad things that would still elevate the bar set by Chris Vaude. A guy in a coma would be better and probably a more productive member of society.”
Murphy: “Vaude is the reason KJE keeps getting a “no”. I’m not going anywhere near anything he touched without having it thoroughly tested. I don’t know where he’s been.”
Krown: “But Kaylyn has managed to turn it around. I recall after her divorce, she hit a bit of a career slump. She did meet her long lost half-sister though.”
Murphy: “A lovely girl if you ignored her many personality flaws, such as her being a vapid, arrogant, slightly racist, and generally unpleasant human being.”
Krown: “Since coming to APW, Kaylyn has really turned it around.”
Murphy: “Sort of reminds you why she was actually worth something in American Championship Wrestling. I mean she was no Aurora Matthews or Alexa Cole, but she was okay.”
Krown: “We have compete faith in Kaylyn’s future as a single mother who has no idea who fathered her child, yet hopes to find out, which will make a wonderful show to launch the APW Network. We think “Are you Kaylyn’s Baby Daddy?” will be a smash hit, right alongside “Michael Lively’s Girl Talk”, “Fashion Tips with Jason Kash” “Livestyles of the Rich and Hypocritical with Michael Jennings”, “The Emo Goth Poetry Hour with Unforgiven” and “Amy Zing presents How to be Sickeningly Polite”.”
The Hardcore Legend turned color commentator turned backstage interviewer looks a little confused.
Spade: “Don’t you think you are possibly getting Kaylyn angry with what you are saying?”
Murphy and Krown look to each other, and then back at Spade.
Murphy: “Pretty much how we do everything. I thought we explained the whole arrogant jerks thing?”
Spade: “Well yeah, but aren’t you worried that you’re making her angry will have consequences?”
The members of Sang Réal look at each other and then back at Spade. They both nod.
Krown: “Well, let’s be honest, I think that whole making her mad ship has sailed years ago. This is not the first time we have mocked her husband or called her half-sister a racist bimbo or mocked the current guy she’s with or guys she has been with.”
Murphy: “It is what we do. Have you not been paying attention?”
Krown: “Admittedly, we need new material, but it’s been awhile since Kaylyn and we have been on the same show, let alone the same company, so we don’t have a lot to work with. But that is neither here nor there. The point is this is what we do.”
Murphy: “And very well.”
Krown: “I, however, am not worried about whether she is mad or on a roll or whatever, because she’s the APW Suicidal Champion. That means any minute now, she’ll either try to hang herself, slit her wrists in a bathtub or, and this seems to be the popular choice among wrestlers, overdoes on some sort of drug, be they prescription or not. If she succeeds, I don’t have to face her because she’ll be dead and if she fails, she’ll be in the hospital and I will win by forfeit.”
Murphy: “That’s not how the Suicidal Championship works.”
Spade: “No, not at all.”
Krown throws his arms up in the air, frustrated. He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head.
Krown: “Then what the hell kind of name is the Suicidal Championship if it has nothing to do with anyone trying to kill themselves?”
The Irish descended and brawling half of Sang Réal shrugs.
Murphy: “I don’t know.”
Krown: “I think the title should involve some sort of wrist slitting or hanging. But that’s just me. Unless it is something like a crazy lucha jumping around sort of title.”
Murphy: “I don’t know. I think it’s just a name.”
Krown: “Well that is kind of stupid.”
Murphy nods in agreement.
Murphy: “It does.”
Krown shrugs.
Spade: “Uh, Gabriel Krown, you still have a match again Kaylyn James Evans at the next Asylum.”
Murphy: “Whoa!”
Spade: “What?”
Sang Réal technical wrestling half shakes his head at Spade.
Krown: “How long have you been doing this job?”
Spade starts to answer, but Krown cuts him off.
Krown: “It is Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania, named for our General Manager. And it is a name that works. You can’t really make anything out of Harrison or Duvall, now can you? I mean who wants to watch a show called Thursday Night SmackDuvall! or Monday Night Harrison Havok? No one would.”
Murphy: “I don’t know. I think a lot of people would tune in to watch various wrestlers smack Alexander Duvall around a little.”
Krown: “Maybe, but calling the show Thursday Night SmackDuvall! just sounds stupid.”
Murphy: “True.”
Spade: “Uh anyway, about your match in two weeks?”
Krown: “On what show?”
Spade sighs a bit and shakes his head.
Spade: “Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania.”
Murphy: “That’s better.”
Spade: “Anyway, two weeks from tonight in Little Rock, Arkansas, you are facing Kaylyn James Evans. Can you overcome the roll she has been on as of late?”
Krown: “Do I think I can beat Kaylyn? Yes I do. Why? Because I am a very good technical wrestler, that’s why. I get her through those ropes and I can outwrestle her, get her into Checkmate and it is all over from there. Yes, she’s tough. Everyone knows Kaylyn is tough, but I’m not exactly a 90 pound weakling made of glass and string.”
Murphy: “We are not a two guys that can just be counted out. We are young, hungry and ready for our time.”
Spade: “Do you think your being a tag team wrestler will give Kaylyn an edge in this match?”
Krown looks to be confused and looks to his tag team partner. The former ACW Tag Team and Specialist Champion shrugs. Krown still looks confused as he looks back at Spade.
Krown: “Are you high? Of course it will be a factor in this match. I am a tag team wrestler. I should be competing in a tag team match, not wrestling Kaylyn James Evans in a singles match. We came here to prove we are the best tag team in the world. That becomes rather difficult if you are taking on people in one-on-one matches as opposed to tag team matches. However, I am not going to refuse to wrestle this match because, as my father taught me, you wrestle whatever match they give you.”
Murphy: “Any time or any place they want you to wrestle, then you wrestle. Whatever match they want you to wrestle, you wrestle that match. If you are sore, but able to move without a lot of pain, then you wrestle. If your injury does not require surgery or is not career threatening, then you wrestle. If you are just a touch under the weather, but not throwing up or running a fever, you wrestle. No matter what, you show up with your gear every night, whether you have a match or not. That is how we were raised.”
Krown: “At Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania, I plan to go to that ring and I plan to take Kaylyn James Evans to her limit and make her tap out in the Checkmate. She walked into wrestling, I was born into it. Whether she wants to admit it or not, and no one really does, we were born to be wrestlers. We were born to be champions.”
Murphy: “Sooner, rather than later, we are going to walk into that ring and walk out as the newly crowned APW World Tag Team Champions, because we were born to be.”
Krown: “APW wants me to prove myself against another champion? They want to see what I can do in that ring alone? That’s fine too. You want to ask if I am worried about Kaylyn? Maybe she should be worried about us. We ended the careers of Warren Peace and Yanzel Holmes and we’ve only been here a few months. So you know what? I think I don’t think I can take Kaylyn James Evans, I know I can take her. And that is Checkmate.”
Murphy: “That is Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We are Sang Réal.”
Murphy: “And we are out of here.”
Murphy and Krown seem to be waiting for something to happen. Spade shrugs as if he has no idea what they were expecting. Krown turns to face the chauffeur.
Krown: “Hello? That was your cue.”
The chauffeur suddenly comes too and opens the door. Murphy shakes his head as he gets inside.
Krown: “Way to just kill the moment.”
Krown shakes his head and sighs, then enters into the waiting limo. The chauffeur closes the door and goes to the front to get in. The limo starts and slowly pulls out of its parking spot. Jack Spade looks forward to the camera.
Spade: “Gabriel Krown of Sang Réal versus APW Suicidal Champion “the Perfect Ten” Kaylyn James Evans, live in two weeks form Little Rock, Arkansas.”
The scene fades out.
In Huntsville, Alabama, Sunday Night Asylum or, as it is now called, Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania, has ended. The night saw several soon to be former Monday Night Meltdown wrestlers compete in championship matches. However, none of them were able to make their debuts by becoming champion. This includes Connor Murphy and Gabriel Krown, collectively known as Sang Réal, who were unable to take the Action Packed Wrestling Tag Team Championships away from Dying Breed.
The show has ended and the second generation wrestlers are on their way to the parking area. The two men have already changed out of their wrestling gear and are now wearing the suits they are known for. This time, the two are both wearing black two piece suits. Murphy has a navy blue tie, while Krown’s tie is red.
The two have made it to a waiting black limousine. Their bags have already been loaded into the trunk and the chauffeur is awaiting them with the passenger side back door open.
However, before they can enter the vehicle, Jack Spade, Asylum’s backstage interviewer, approaches them. The second generation wrestlers stop as he approaches. They step away from the door, and Murphy gestures to the chauffeur, who closes the door and steps back.
Spade: “Sang Réal, tonight, you two were unsuccessful in capturing the APW Tag Team Championships, despite an impressive showing. Do you think had it not been a triple threat match, you could have won the titles?”
Murphy: “We absolutely could have won those titles if the Unforgiven was not involved in the match. All we had to do was keep beating the hell out of Dying Breed and we would have had new champions, instead, they got it into their heads that they could beat us and then just beat Dying Breed. That cost them.”
Krown: “Now we know Sentinel is not a thinker and Zachariah Blood is the kind of person Hot Topic was built for, but it amazes us that they were unable to realize that if we teamed up and worked together, then Dying Breed would not be champions at the moment. Of course, neither would they, but we doubt they are smart enough to have worked that out.”
Murphy: “Dying Breed was able to escape with the titles entirely because of Unforgiven. Next time we get a shot at those titles, it will be Sang Réal, that is announced as the NEW APW Tag Team Champions.”
Spade: “Well, as of right now, Gabriel Krown, you are scheduled to face current APW Suicidal Champion Kaylyn James Evans in a non-title match when Sunday Night Asylum heads to Little Rock, Arkansas.”
Krown looks at the former color commentator for IWC, then to his tag team partner, then back to the Hardcore Legend, and then back to Murphy.
Krown: “Kaylyn James Evans, why does that name sound familiar?”
Krown starts to tap his chin like he is trying to think, but doing so in a rather sarsactic manner. He snaps his fingers.
Krown: “Of course. She’s the ex-wife of Chris Vaude. Man, how did she let a catch like that get away?
Murphy: “I know. They were such a lovely couple. She did all the work, he lived off her and looked like a complete d**chebag.”
The heir to the Krown wrestling dynasty shakes his head.
Krown: “Tragic. I mean what woman wouldn’t want a complete d**chebag to come and let them sweep him off their feet? Who doesn’t want to bring home a guy dressed like a GAP threw up on him, with his pants half-way down his ass, a dress shirt he can’t figure out the buttons too, a tank top and his hat on backwards, because it looks as cool now as it did in the 80s when d**chebags started wearing it, to meet his parents?”
Murphy: “To be fair, calling Chris Vaude a d**chebag is an insult to the d**chebag community.”
Krown: “That’s true. It is a proud community.”
Murphy: “I tell you, it is shame what is happening to the sanctity of marriage. Pretty soon people will be marrying animals.”
Krown: “Because as anyone who follows Fox News or any conservative news source knows, any attack or change to marriage will immediately lead to people and animals getting married, because there’s clearly no difference between two consenting adults and a guy having sex with a sheep or something.”
Murphy: “That’s clearly flawless logic.”
Krown: “But hey, she rebounded with a lot of different guys. And each one of them were just catches, like that Muerte guy she was with. He wasn’t as big a d**che as Chris Vaude. He was close, really more of a complete tool that a d**che though. And even here in Action Packed Wrestling, she’s managed to hook up with a few guys. Jason Kash seems alright for a guy who dressed like a Latino stereotype.”
Murphy: “Well really who isn’t a vast improvement over her ex-husband? That is a very low bar. It’s like saying the next Republican Presidential candidate has to do better with Latinos than Mitt Rommney or that you are just looking for something tastier than Arby’s, the bar is so low on those things that it is virtually impossible to get any lower. The bar set by Chris Vaude could not get any physically lower.”
Krown: “There is no way. A man living under a highway overpass that reek of urine and has not bathed in over a year would still be better than Vaude. There are guys in prison who have done a lot of bad things that would still elevate the bar set by Chris Vaude. A guy in a coma would be better and probably a more productive member of society.”
Murphy: “Vaude is the reason KJE keeps getting a “no”. I’m not going anywhere near anything he touched without having it thoroughly tested. I don’t know where he’s been.”
Krown: “But Kaylyn has managed to turn it around. I recall after her divorce, she hit a bit of a career slump. She did meet her long lost half-sister though.”
Murphy: “A lovely girl if you ignored her many personality flaws, such as her being a vapid, arrogant, slightly racist, and generally unpleasant human being.”
Krown: “Since coming to APW, Kaylyn has really turned it around.”
Murphy: “Sort of reminds you why she was actually worth something in American Championship Wrestling. I mean she was no Aurora Matthews or Alexa Cole, but she was okay.”
Krown: “We have compete faith in Kaylyn’s future as a single mother who has no idea who fathered her child, yet hopes to find out, which will make a wonderful show to launch the APW Network. We think “Are you Kaylyn’s Baby Daddy?” will be a smash hit, right alongside “Michael Lively’s Girl Talk”, “Fashion Tips with Jason Kash” “Livestyles of the Rich and Hypocritical with Michael Jennings”, “The Emo Goth Poetry Hour with Unforgiven” and “Amy Zing presents How to be Sickeningly Polite”.”
The Hardcore Legend turned color commentator turned backstage interviewer looks a little confused.
Spade: “Don’t you think you are possibly getting Kaylyn angry with what you are saying?”
Murphy and Krown look to each other, and then back at Spade.
Murphy: “Pretty much how we do everything. I thought we explained the whole arrogant jerks thing?”
Spade: “Well yeah, but aren’t you worried that you’re making her angry will have consequences?”
The members of Sang Réal look at each other and then back at Spade. They both nod.
Krown: “Well, let’s be honest, I think that whole making her mad ship has sailed years ago. This is not the first time we have mocked her husband or called her half-sister a racist bimbo or mocked the current guy she’s with or guys she has been with.”
Murphy: “It is what we do. Have you not been paying attention?”
Krown: “Admittedly, we need new material, but it’s been awhile since Kaylyn and we have been on the same show, let alone the same company, so we don’t have a lot to work with. But that is neither here nor there. The point is this is what we do.”
Murphy: “And very well.”
Krown: “I, however, am not worried about whether she is mad or on a roll or whatever, because she’s the APW Suicidal Champion. That means any minute now, she’ll either try to hang herself, slit her wrists in a bathtub or, and this seems to be the popular choice among wrestlers, overdoes on some sort of drug, be they prescription or not. If she succeeds, I don’t have to face her because she’ll be dead and if she fails, she’ll be in the hospital and I will win by forfeit.”
Murphy: “That’s not how the Suicidal Championship works.”
Spade: “No, not at all.”
Krown throws his arms up in the air, frustrated. He puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head.
Krown: “Then what the hell kind of name is the Suicidal Championship if it has nothing to do with anyone trying to kill themselves?”
The Irish descended and brawling half of Sang Réal shrugs.
Murphy: “I don’t know.”
Krown: “I think the title should involve some sort of wrist slitting or hanging. But that’s just me. Unless it is something like a crazy lucha jumping around sort of title.”
Murphy: “I don’t know. I think it’s just a name.”
Krown: “Well that is kind of stupid.”
Murphy nods in agreement.
Murphy: “It does.”
Krown shrugs.
Spade: “Uh, Gabriel Krown, you still have a match again Kaylyn James Evans at the next Asylum.”
Murphy: “Whoa!”
Spade: “What?”
Sang Réal technical wrestling half shakes his head at Spade.
Krown: “How long have you been doing this job?”
Spade starts to answer, but Krown cuts him off.
Krown: “It is Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania, named for our General Manager. And it is a name that works. You can’t really make anything out of Harrison or Duvall, now can you? I mean who wants to watch a show called Thursday Night SmackDuvall! or Monday Night Harrison Havok? No one would.”
Murphy: “I don’t know. I think a lot of people would tune in to watch various wrestlers smack Alexander Duvall around a little.”
Krown: “Maybe, but calling the show Thursday Night SmackDuvall! just sounds stupid.”
Murphy: “True.”
Spade: “Uh anyway, about your match in two weeks?”
Krown: “On what show?”
Spade sighs a bit and shakes his head.
Spade: “Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania.”
Murphy: “That’s better.”
Spade: “Anyway, two weeks from tonight in Little Rock, Arkansas, you are facing Kaylyn James Evans. Can you overcome the roll she has been on as of late?”
Krown: “Do I think I can beat Kaylyn? Yes I do. Why? Because I am a very good technical wrestler, that’s why. I get her through those ropes and I can outwrestle her, get her into Checkmate and it is all over from there. Yes, she’s tough. Everyone knows Kaylyn is tough, but I’m not exactly a 90 pound weakling made of glass and string.”
Murphy: “We are not a two guys that can just be counted out. We are young, hungry and ready for our time.”
Spade: “Do you think your being a tag team wrestler will give Kaylyn an edge in this match?”
Krown looks to be confused and looks to his tag team partner. The former ACW Tag Team and Specialist Champion shrugs. Krown still looks confused as he looks back at Spade.
Krown: “Are you high? Of course it will be a factor in this match. I am a tag team wrestler. I should be competing in a tag team match, not wrestling Kaylyn James Evans in a singles match. We came here to prove we are the best tag team in the world. That becomes rather difficult if you are taking on people in one-on-one matches as opposed to tag team matches. However, I am not going to refuse to wrestle this match because, as my father taught me, you wrestle whatever match they give you.”
Murphy: “Any time or any place they want you to wrestle, then you wrestle. Whatever match they want you to wrestle, you wrestle that match. If you are sore, but able to move without a lot of pain, then you wrestle. If your injury does not require surgery or is not career threatening, then you wrestle. If you are just a touch under the weather, but not throwing up or running a fever, you wrestle. No matter what, you show up with your gear every night, whether you have a match or not. That is how we were raised.”
Krown: “At Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania, I plan to go to that ring and I plan to take Kaylyn James Evans to her limit and make her tap out in the Checkmate. She walked into wrestling, I was born into it. Whether she wants to admit it or not, and no one really does, we were born to be wrestlers. We were born to be champions.”
Murphy: “Sooner, rather than later, we are going to walk into that ring and walk out as the newly crowned APW World Tag Team Champions, because we were born to be.”
Krown: “APW wants me to prove myself against another champion? They want to see what I can do in that ring alone? That’s fine too. You want to ask if I am worried about Kaylyn? Maybe she should be worried about us. We ended the careers of Warren Peace and Yanzel Holmes and we’ve only been here a few months. So you know what? I think I don’t think I can take Kaylyn James Evans, I know I can take her. And that is Checkmate.”
Murphy: “That is Murphy’s Law.”
Krown: “We are Sang Réal.”
Murphy: “And we are out of here.”
Murphy and Krown seem to be waiting for something to happen. Spade shrugs as if he has no idea what they were expecting. Krown turns to face the chauffeur.
Krown: “Hello? That was your cue.”
The chauffeur suddenly comes too and opens the door. Murphy shakes his head as he gets inside.
Krown: “Way to just kill the moment.”
Krown shakes his head and sighs, then enters into the waiting limo. The chauffeur closes the door and goes to the front to get in. The limo starts and slowly pulls out of its parking spot. Jack Spade looks forward to the camera.
Spade: “Gabriel Krown of Sang Réal versus APW Suicidal Champion “the Perfect Ten” Kaylyn James Evans, live in two weeks form Little Rock, Arkansas.”
The scene fades out.
