Post by Chris Cyrus on Oct 25, 2008 9:49:52 GMT -4
The scene opens up at some sort of talk show in Japan. Two Japaneese guys are talking about recent news in Japan and the wrestling scene there. They talk about APW and the tour and how One Night in Hell is this Sunday at the Tokyo Dome. While the two Japanese host, Chow Main and Won Ton Soup, are talking, off camera The Hardcore Kid and Jason Royce are talking.
Jason: Why the hell are we on a Japanese talk show. I don’t speak Japanese nor do I understand it.
THK: Don’t worry about it man, I picked up a little bit a Japanese during our tour here. Just let me do the talking and you just nod and smile.
Just then the Former Tag Champs are introduced and the audience starts to clap, and a production guy tells them to get onto the set.
Production guy: You go now!
The Kid and Royce make their way to the set. As they get close to the host, Royce goes to shake their hands, but The Kid pushes Jason’s arm down and the Kid bows, and Royce is quick to catch on and bows as well. They all sit down and a translator stands behind The Hardcore Kid so the Translator can let the audience know what their saying. the Japanese host start asking the team questions in Japanese.
Chow Main (In Japanese): How are you enjoying Japan.
THK: Uhh, I’m doing good.
Royce: Yah, me too.
The host just look at each other and then continue on
Won Ton (In Japanese): Is this your boyfriend?
Won Ton points to Royce and Royce smiles and nods his head
THK: Yah, he’s my partner, we do a lot together, we work out, we wrestle and we enjoy hanging out.
The Translator translate what the Kid say’s and the audience starts to laugh and the former tag champs is confused?
Chow Main (In Japanese): So you lost belts to girls cause your sissies?
Royce Smile, nods his head and bows and again he’s getting laughed at. He leans over to the Kid and whispers
Royce: Why are they laughing, I thought you knew Japanese?
THK: Don’t worry, everything is going fine.
Won Ton Soup (In Japanese): So you two fight girls at Tokyo Dome for belts and you expect to get butt kicked?
THK: Indeed!
The fans laugh more.
Royce: Did you take that from Funaki?
THK: It got him over, I figured I’d try it.
Royce: I think their screwing with us, you better do something.
THK: Good thinkin.
The Kid stands up and starts talking about The Tag Team Title match at One Night in Hell.
THK: This Sunday, APW, One Night in Hell, Us, Hardcore Ice take on Kristina Blackwell and Fyre Angel for the APW Tag Team titles in a first for APW, A Buried Alive match! The third meeting between us and for some damn reason, Hardcore Ice can’t seem to get the job done against those two bimbo’s. And I know I’m speaking for Royce here, but we’re damn sick and tired of it. Those Tag Titles belong to us. You both are a disgrace to those titles. You’ve both done absolutely nothing to be able to say that you are true APW Champions. You’ve done nothing to show that your worthy of holding to those titles. Jason and I carried those titles with Pride and each and every night we stepped foot in the ring, alone or together, we showed the world why we we’re the tag team champions and why those titles means something to us, but its obvious to me that you both simple don’t care about them and that’s why at One Night in Hell, Buried Alive match, that is what Hardcore Ice is going to do to you two bitches. We are going to throw both of you into a six foot hole and throw dirt, and more dirt and more dirt just till you can’t breathe anymore.
The host starts to wave in security guards.
THK: For the past month, we’ve watched you guys get your ass handed to you and you call yourselves champions? Sure, I may not have won a match this month, but I came a whole lot closer than you bitches. You guys make the tag titles look less worthy than John Green. But all that will change when Hardcore Ice comes out on top and leaves Japan with the tag titles back around our waste. Enjoy the time you have right now with those titles. Make sure you shine it up real nice for us because time is running out and soon enough, we will have those tag titles back in our possession, and finally, again, the Tag Titles will mean something in APW. You beat us twice already, but like they say, third time is a charm.
One security Guard begins dragging Royce away and another one approaches the Kid.
THK: Girls, at One Night in Hell, We will Bury you just like your Career’s. And one more thing, Hardcore Ice is taking you literately...... STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Japanese Security guard grabs The Kid and they take Hardcore Ice away and push them out a back door and onto the streets and the door slams behind them.
THK: That was fun.
Royce: You could have gotten us killed?
THK: The only thing that’s going to be killed around here Is Kristina and Fyre this Sunday, and we’ll be the one responsible for it.
Royce: We’re going to teach them a lesson that they should have never gotten involved with us in the first place.
THK: And when its all said and done, the tag titles will be exactly where they belong, around our waste.
Royce: And the great thing about it is that there’s nothing that they can do about it.
THK: At One Night in Hell, Hardcore Ice will be at the top of the Tag Team Division once again. Lets get out of here.
Hardcore Ice wave down a cab. They get in and drive off as the scene fades to black.
Jason: Why the hell are we on a Japanese talk show. I don’t speak Japanese nor do I understand it.
THK: Don’t worry about it man, I picked up a little bit a Japanese during our tour here. Just let me do the talking and you just nod and smile.
Just then the Former Tag Champs are introduced and the audience starts to clap, and a production guy tells them to get onto the set.
Production guy: You go now!
The Kid and Royce make their way to the set. As they get close to the host, Royce goes to shake their hands, but The Kid pushes Jason’s arm down and the Kid bows, and Royce is quick to catch on and bows as well. They all sit down and a translator stands behind The Hardcore Kid so the Translator can let the audience know what their saying. the Japanese host start asking the team questions in Japanese.
Chow Main (In Japanese): How are you enjoying Japan.
THK: Uhh, I’m doing good.
Royce: Yah, me too.
The host just look at each other and then continue on
Won Ton (In Japanese): Is this your boyfriend?
Won Ton points to Royce and Royce smiles and nods his head
THK: Yah, he’s my partner, we do a lot together, we work out, we wrestle and we enjoy hanging out.
The Translator translate what the Kid say’s and the audience starts to laugh and the former tag champs is confused?
Chow Main (In Japanese): So you lost belts to girls cause your sissies?
Royce Smile, nods his head and bows and again he’s getting laughed at. He leans over to the Kid and whispers
Royce: Why are they laughing, I thought you knew Japanese?
THK: Don’t worry, everything is going fine.
Won Ton Soup (In Japanese): So you two fight girls at Tokyo Dome for belts and you expect to get butt kicked?
THK: Indeed!
The fans laugh more.
Royce: Did you take that from Funaki?
THK: It got him over, I figured I’d try it.
Royce: I think their screwing with us, you better do something.
THK: Good thinkin.
The Kid stands up and starts talking about The Tag Team Title match at One Night in Hell.
THK: This Sunday, APW, One Night in Hell, Us, Hardcore Ice take on Kristina Blackwell and Fyre Angel for the APW Tag Team titles in a first for APW, A Buried Alive match! The third meeting between us and for some damn reason, Hardcore Ice can’t seem to get the job done against those two bimbo’s. And I know I’m speaking for Royce here, but we’re damn sick and tired of it. Those Tag Titles belong to us. You both are a disgrace to those titles. You’ve both done absolutely nothing to be able to say that you are true APW Champions. You’ve done nothing to show that your worthy of holding to those titles. Jason and I carried those titles with Pride and each and every night we stepped foot in the ring, alone or together, we showed the world why we we’re the tag team champions and why those titles means something to us, but its obvious to me that you both simple don’t care about them and that’s why at One Night in Hell, Buried Alive match, that is what Hardcore Ice is going to do to you two bitches. We are going to throw both of you into a six foot hole and throw dirt, and more dirt and more dirt just till you can’t breathe anymore.
The host starts to wave in security guards.
THK: For the past month, we’ve watched you guys get your ass handed to you and you call yourselves champions? Sure, I may not have won a match this month, but I came a whole lot closer than you bitches. You guys make the tag titles look less worthy than John Green. But all that will change when Hardcore Ice comes out on top and leaves Japan with the tag titles back around our waste. Enjoy the time you have right now with those titles. Make sure you shine it up real nice for us because time is running out and soon enough, we will have those tag titles back in our possession, and finally, again, the Tag Titles will mean something in APW. You beat us twice already, but like they say, third time is a charm.
One security Guard begins dragging Royce away and another one approaches the Kid.
THK: Girls, at One Night in Hell, We will Bury you just like your Career’s. And one more thing, Hardcore Ice is taking you literately...... STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Japanese Security guard grabs The Kid and they take Hardcore Ice away and push them out a back door and onto the streets and the door slams behind them.
THK: That was fun.
Royce: You could have gotten us killed?
THK: The only thing that’s going to be killed around here Is Kristina and Fyre this Sunday, and we’ll be the one responsible for it.
Royce: We’re going to teach them a lesson that they should have never gotten involved with us in the first place.
THK: And when its all said and done, the tag titles will be exactly where they belong, around our waste.
Royce: And the great thing about it is that there’s nothing that they can do about it.
THK: At One Night in Hell, Hardcore Ice will be at the top of the Tag Team Division once again. Lets get out of here.
Hardcore Ice wave down a cab. They get in and drive off as the scene fades to black.
