Post by evanmcdonald1 on Sept 7, 2013 21:54:33 GMT -4
This week’s Asylum was taking place in the beautiful city of Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii and Evan was in action taking on Gabriel Krown, neither man have had much luck in the ring but Evan had plans to change his luck around, can Evan win?
The beach at Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii
September 7th, 2013, 11:00am
Ah the beaches, doesn’t of Hawaii, one of my favorite hangout spots, the weather’s almost always beautiful no matter what time of year it is and that off course attracts the beach babes.
Who I will then proceed to attract to my hotel room for the best night of their lives, it pays to have money and good looks, that’s all I’m saying.
Off course the other thing on my mind is my match against Gabriel Krown and he has the nerve to ask who I have beaten off note when he hasn’t been doing much himself, the hypocrisy of these Americans is staggering but I digress.
At the moment I am sunbathing whilst being surrounded by my lady friends of course, the sun is signing, I had them apply the sun tan lotion everywhere (and yes, that includes my penis) and things are generally good.
“Evan, when are we heading back to the hotel room?” One of the lady friends asked as she rubbed my chest, the beach was right next to the hotel so it wasn’t that far a walk from here.
“In time, in time.” I answered as I rested my hands behind my head. “There’s only so much joy one man can bring you lovely ladies and I certainly provide it!”
“HELP!” I heard a female voice scream out for help and I sat up, a woman was on the ground with two men on top of her and it didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on and I stood up and walked over to them, thankfully I caught them just as they are ripping off her clothes.
“Get away from her or else!” I warned them and the men scoffed before looking up and realizing that yes, I can take them in a fight, they ran off and my lady friends checked on the woman. “Somebody call the cops on those idiots.” I told the lady friends and one of them nodded before getting her cell-phone out. “Are you okay Ms.?”
“Yeah, I’m fine, just a little shook up.” The woman answered as she shook her head. “I would’ve been worse off without your intervention so thanks.”
“Not a problem.” I answered with a frown. “Where the hell are the bloody life-guards when you need them?”
“Cops are on the way Evan.” One of the lady friends said and I nodded.
“Keep her company, I’m off to find a life-guard tower to see if they saw where those two ran off to.” I responded and they nodded before I walked off, I knew I had some time to myself so I decided to start on my promo. “I’m going to get straight to business, this week is when I turn my fortunes around and when I beat Gabriel Krown in single’s action even if Connor Murphy is with him it won’t help him at all!”
I said with a cocky smirk.
“What has Scotland ever done for the world? Gordon Ramsay, Frankie Boyle and off course me! That’s just three examples of great people from Scotland and I assure you that if you did any research into my people’s history then you’d know how idiotic your being, hell Scotland, or hell if I want to go back even further The Picts, a Barbarian tribe from Scotland, scarred the Romans out of my country back when they were still going strong, don’t underestimate Scotland or her people!”
That is a grave error.
“Like me you have had your share of ups and downs since arriving at APW Krown but now I plan on turning my fortunes around and going on to win my first title! I hope for your sake that your family won’t be watching this show because they may find your humiliation too difficult to watch but either way I don’t care, a win’s a win!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up as I saw the life-guard tower nearby.
“Krown, Hawaii is a beautiful place and I love it here but what I love more is winning matches and titles and guess what? You are in my way of one of those goals, this is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald signing off, Krown I’ll see you tomorrow night when I will beat you to a pulp!”
I approached the tower as the scene fades.
The beach at Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii
September 7th, 2013, 11:00am
Ah the beaches, doesn’t of Hawaii, one of my favorite hangout spots, the weather’s almost always beautiful no matter what time of year it is and that off course attracts the beach babes.
Who I will then proceed to attract to my hotel room for the best night of their lives, it pays to have money and good looks, that’s all I’m saying.
Off course the other thing on my mind is my match against Gabriel Krown and he has the nerve to ask who I have beaten off note when he hasn’t been doing much himself, the hypocrisy of these Americans is staggering but I digress.
At the moment I am sunbathing whilst being surrounded by my lady friends of course, the sun is signing, I had them apply the sun tan lotion everywhere (and yes, that includes my penis) and things are generally good.
“Evan, when are we heading back to the hotel room?” One of the lady friends asked as she rubbed my chest, the beach was right next to the hotel so it wasn’t that far a walk from here.
“In time, in time.” I answered as I rested my hands behind my head. “There’s only so much joy one man can bring you lovely ladies and I certainly provide it!”
“HELP!” I heard a female voice scream out for help and I sat up, a woman was on the ground with two men on top of her and it didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on and I stood up and walked over to them, thankfully I caught them just as they are ripping off her clothes.
“Get away from her or else!” I warned them and the men scoffed before looking up and realizing that yes, I can take them in a fight, they ran off and my lady friends checked on the woman. “Somebody call the cops on those idiots.” I told the lady friends and one of them nodded before getting her cell-phone out. “Are you okay Ms.?”
“Yeah, I’m fine, just a little shook up.” The woman answered as she shook her head. “I would’ve been worse off without your intervention so thanks.”
“Not a problem.” I answered with a frown. “Where the hell are the bloody life-guards when you need them?”
“Cops are on the way Evan.” One of the lady friends said and I nodded.
“Keep her company, I’m off to find a life-guard tower to see if they saw where those two ran off to.” I responded and they nodded before I walked off, I knew I had some time to myself so I decided to start on my promo. “I’m going to get straight to business, this week is when I turn my fortunes around and when I beat Gabriel Krown in single’s action even if Connor Murphy is with him it won’t help him at all!”
I said with a cocky smirk.
“What has Scotland ever done for the world? Gordon Ramsay, Frankie Boyle and off course me! That’s just three examples of great people from Scotland and I assure you that if you did any research into my people’s history then you’d know how idiotic your being, hell Scotland, or hell if I want to go back even further The Picts, a Barbarian tribe from Scotland, scarred the Romans out of my country back when they were still going strong, don’t underestimate Scotland or her people!”
That is a grave error.
“Like me you have had your share of ups and downs since arriving at APW Krown but now I plan on turning my fortunes around and going on to win my first title! I hope for your sake that your family won’t be watching this show because they may find your humiliation too difficult to watch but either way I don’t care, a win’s a win!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up as I saw the life-guard tower nearby.
“Krown, Hawaii is a beautiful place and I love it here but what I love more is winning matches and titles and guess what? You are in my way of one of those goals, this is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald signing off, Krown I’ll see you tomorrow night when I will beat you to a pulp!”
I approached the tower as the scene fades.
