Post by Jason Cashe on Sept 12, 2013 13:55:08 GMT -4
September, 11th. 12:30AM
The echo of various Country songs blare through and vibrate off the surrounding trees. Big wheeled trucks and four wheelers parked in a big circle with hundreds of people scattered around the area. Nearby a small lake where the water's surface sparkles as the moon comes down on the opening scene. Jason Kash comes into view as he pulls up on a Four wheeler and shuts off the engine. He lifts his leg over the vehicle and bounces onto the grass covered "Field Party" going on in Deep South Georgia. Kash heading closer to the crowds, the music rises and fades as he passes other crowds of people dancing, drinking, eating or kissing with some bearded redneck. Male or female.
He was here to get all the "Tech World" out of his hair for a while. Get away from the folks dranking that Hater Juice. Hoping it taste like piss to each and everyone of them as he smiles and tries to put Wrestling out of his thoughts. To his surprise there is a lot of "Country Rap" throbbing through speakers of big trucks or stereo speakers. Mikel Knight, The Lacs, he has come to really like the music himself so this was cool. "Ho' Shit baby, look, LOOK! Ain't that dat ol' boy from Rasslin?" The voice comes loudly cutting through the music somewhere to the right of him and whispers and eyes hit Kash from all directions. Not surprised at all that Rednecks watch Wrestling. Such a stereotype for America. "Kash! Kaylyn's a Spotlight HOE!" Someone says but soon after a fight breaks out after a few argue the fact amongst themselves. Typical rednecks and Kash loved it!
Stereotypes play into everything and these Redneck "Field Parties" were no different. Any which way you looked you could find someone with missing teeth, Drinking Beer or chewing on "tabacc'ah" as they'd call it. Chunky chicks with daisy dukes and fat dudes going shirtless for the day. Probably full of funk and Kash played cracks and jokes all through his head as he walked through the various crowds of partying and dancing. These were people who just didn't much care about what the rest of the world called them or said about them. That is what Kash liked about them regardless of their proven stereotypes. He fit in with this kind of person, a little more city than sticks but he fit in and enjoyed himself being around them.
"Hey, Hey..You sure we're gonna be okay here man? I feel like we're in a Friday the 13th Movie!" Dutch "The Dude" Amell working the camera calls out to Kash. Stopping and turning to his personal Cameraman, Kash laughs a bit as he does with most things and tries to calm Dutch's worries. "These are good people. New South people. They work hard for their families and party harder. Enjoy yourself, I won't let no harm come to you buddy!" Even as Kash said the words, Dutch felt he couldn't do much if the few hundred here decided to have themselves a Human BBQ.
Leading them to a line of tables with freshly cooked BBQ, all kinds of meat laying out to grub on. The camera wobbles as Dutch reaches from behind the camera and grabs a chicken drum. You can hear him chewing behind the camera as Kash gives him a glance and smiles. Kash nods at one of the men behind the table wearing a "Kiss the Cook" apron. "Say, you know where Rufus is? RUFUS?" Shrugging as he asks again in a louder voice to get over the music nearby. He thinks it's a Hank Williams song but is never sure with old Country. "Rufus? Yeah dat boy over there some wheres." He says it as his eyes scan the area. He points when he spots the man named Rufus. "Right there..See em? Cowboy hat, no shirt..That be him! You want sumthin' to drink boy, eat?"
He didn't want to be rude but he wasn't really hungry for BBQ at the moment. He wanted what he came all the way down here for. He decides to go for a drink though. "What you got to drink?" Trying to eye the tub of iced drinks, the man wearing the apron turns around and grabs two selections. Busch and Bud Light. Kash shakes his head. Not a drinker of any kind but on rare occasions he looks up wanting something else. "Heh All we got son! Busch or Bud Light. We got some Moonshine?" Quickly Kash grabs a Bud Light. In part cause it has the word "Bud" in it but also because he's had Moonshine before. It's a large part of why he isn't a big drinker..Kash nods in thanks for the drink.
Dutch is heard calling for a beer himself and as he gets one, Kash gets a good distance away. The camera jogs towards where Kash is, only following him from the white of his T-Shirt. As he approaches Kash, he is already talking to this "Rufus" character. They exchange something and Kash hands him some folded money. Rufus walks away and Kash turns to the camera with a smile stretched across his face as he raises the small brown paper bag. "Got it! Let's go to the Lake.."
"The lake?!" As he turned to find the voice close by, Kash nudges back as he takes in the sight before him. Rebel Red Bikini top with Daisy Dukes, sneakers and no socks. Long brown hair, and a Country Girl smile with dimples. "The lake sounds lovely, we was just about to go! Can we join you?" Her friend steps next to her and has a tied in the front plaid shirt on, her stomach sexy as hell as it scales down to a V-Shape. Instantly Kash responds as the camera nods up and down with Dutch's approval. "Ride out then, let's go!" and with that the four of them were off into the depths of the woods that surround the Field Party as they head to the Lake.
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"So you knew who I was? Ha well I'm glad to have some fans this deep South. These my folks." They lock eyes and she gives him a smile as she takes the joint from the pinched fingers on his passing hand. One of the girls, Britney had brought a 12 pack and a Bottle of Moonshine with them for the trip. She was already tipsy as fuck, rocking next to the camera. "You gonna come Skinny Dipping with us Sweetie?" She giggled before sucking in a puff from the joint before passing it off.
She stands up as Kash grabs the joint. Dutch and Britney were already up and heading to the water, removing bits of clothing as they run. After getting high and drinking all the beer and half the moonshine, they were ready to "party". Cassandra, the Rebel Bikini chick reaches behind her as Kash positions the camera on a log across from where he sitting. He looks up as the Rebel Red Bikini top is thrown in his face. Cassandra jogs away towards the water as Kash sits and lets his thoughts dance around.
"Happy to have you,
happy to not.
Partner or no,
Foul Play's gonna get got."
happy to not.
Partner or no,
Foul Play's gonna get got."
The little song he remembers Sally singing to AJP on Twitter during their little "Bitch Fit" as he landed in Georgia. Posted more like it, her singing must be horrible or else she'd have had a career as a Pop Singer. He laughs at the thought.
"Welcome back Ms. Talfourd." (BURP) "Sorry, I know I disgust you chick. My bad. We've had some memories though haven't we? Where has the time gone? Seems like yesterday your picture was taped to a Doll as Big Heavy had sex with it. Remember? See I have love for you, I respect what you do inside the ring but I don't much like you as a person. Shared feeling I'm sure but set shit clear that when the bell goes DING I trust you to put on a clinic and compete. Same goes for your partner and soon to be BFF..Heh. See being General Manager isn't my thing, I'm the last guy who should run anything but my mouth and yet here we are. I took the job and booked this match. To not only play to the dislike you two have for each other but to make Aubrey sweat. To make her angry that it isn't HER getting another shot, getting something handed to her because she feels ENTITLED. Seems to be a running trend, that feeling."
He pulls out the brown bag and begins to roll up another joint. The camera setup across from him on a log so it picks him up. Sparking up, he pulls in some smoke before blowing rings.
"I also wanted to see what Sally Talfourd has returned to APW. Is it the Sally that battled Level One all those years ago now? Is it the Sally who claimed injury was the reason her and Nathaniel Havok LOST in your attempt to dethrone me as Tag Champions? Maybe it was the Sally who took time off after losing the Extreme Elimination Chamber in which I became World Champion for the first time? No..I think and I hope the Sally that returned is the Sally that was an Undisputed Champion, that was a World Champion because THAT Sally is who I want to see compete on this show, The INMATES Show for the time being...
See I run the Asylum right now. The Criminal Minded Influence runs the show. One of the ORIGINAL Inmates stand with the power in his hands but the fans are what makes this show great. We've got Mannie challenging Terry Marvin for the Undisputed Title, he just had a HUGE sponsorship with Puff Daddy! That match WILL happen. Why? Why not instead Sally or Aubrey in Mannie's place? I am tired, TIRED of seeing the same old names up for a Title Shot. That just isn't acceptable on Asylum. Aubrey you've FAILED not once but twice on this show to become a Top Champion. Third time the charm sweetie? I know we hung out in Hawaii and now more than ever, I have respect for you, I even forgive you for the socks but PROVE to me you deserve another Shot. If not for Logan leaving or stumbling himself out the door, it might have been HIM getting that shot. Just wasn't gonna be either of you..Nooo, not before we once and for all get to see Sally Vs. AJP and before that happens AGAIN and I myself LOVE the idea for it. I want you two to understand each other from a partner prospective.
Aubrey, you no show, you lose money. You breach CONTRACT. I wouldn't want to be up against APW Lawyers my dear.
Every single Inmate backstage at the Asylum shows, the Inmates in the stands, all of them want to see great competition. They will get that in a surprise bulk of matches at Asylum. A Controversial card I've heard it called and I welcome that along with the doubts of my ability to run this show properly. See I've always been the underdog Ladies. I'm sure Foul Play will be that come Asylum once again. Even with Reaver coming off not one but two of the biggest wins in his APW Career and a new shiny belt to show for it, and we will still be the underdogs. You've both earned that.
That doesn't change that I've beaten you both before and there is NEVER a time when shit like that can't happen again. Foul Play isn't what it once was, it doesn't have Lively, it doesn't have the hype behind it's members like The Pillars once had. But difference from them is that Reaver and I have been here through thick and thin. We didn't SCATTER LIKE ROACHES when the world wasn't handed to us, we didn't stab each other in the back like a New Sindicate either or when we thought we deserved better, when Reaver lost every match for almost an entire year..He didn't cry about it, he pushed to make the right moves and fix his problem and that's what it is Aubrey..YOUR problem. Win the big one chick, win it for Talon who actually puts up with your living over your means, fucked up nose and adam's apple having ass. Win the big one to be taken in a higher class of respect. One that Sally has earned, one I've earned and one that Reaver has earned even in losing efforts...Quit bitching about not winning, not being the TOP DRAW and Fight, EARN your place."
A cough breaks his steady flow. He looks at the joint like it did something bad and hits it again, punishing the weed for making him cough. He blows out a thick cloud that breaks up slowly in the back wooded air by the lake in Georgia. Looking out over the water, the ladies seem to be tag teaming Dutch. Kash laughs thinking Dutch to have changed his mind about being out here.
Where would I be without the man in my corner come Asylum? In this match I would be against the odds and maybe you both over look my partner. He has like 3 or 4 personalities right now so who KNOWS which will be at ringside waiting for a tag. Regardless, when I tag him, when he enters this match he will not have a care in the world about you being female. He will not care about your woes of feeling wronged by Management or about your glorious return to the Promotion of Action. He will seek to harm you. That's his thing and while so many don that thirst for pain in others, I think he's the most disturbed because he doesn't show his thirst as much, he bottles it up and unleashes it inside the ring. Two on two we will compete and one by one your will, your desire to win once again falls through Aubrey. Your return is lost by more than an interference by Young Mannie Ms. Sally. It's loss that you'll both experience. It's defeat that I will take for myself, for Foul Play and Reaver will probably sit in a corner after the match rubbing his new belt and saying "My Precious" like Gollum.
Either way..Getting GOT goes to the Ladies come Asylum. Just as much as Dutch is giving to those women out there now..Get ready to be fucked..LIVE on Asylum!"
Deciding not to ruin Dutch's chance at riding the Tricycle with two girls, he sits back, smokes his joint and relaxes under the moonlit night.
