Post by Twister on Nov 24, 2008 0:57:13 GMT -4
Ever been electrocuted by a Canadian... Well by anyone for that matter, but its especially impressive from a Canadian - you know us being all peaceful minded and what not. Well Lively did, and he's none too happy about it I assure you. Our scene opens where Michael's left off.
It wasnt cool shocking the shit out of me man...
Yeah well, you tried to kick me upside the head.
Again... Kick... Not electric shock.
Rule number one hundred and twenty three, always be ready to defend yourself.
Its that far down the list?
Yeah.
You'd think it'd be higher.
You'd think. Anyways you gonna let me in or not?
Lively hesitates momentarily then reluctantly opens the door. Twister smirks, twirling the tazer in his hand as he strolls into the room. He gives a look towards Phil who immediately backs away and then addresses his partner.
So... What were you guys talking about?
Just your basic interview with the Jesus.
Twister shakes his head as a feed cuts onto the monitor showing THK rambling on in his promo. Twister and Lively both stop in their tracks and cock their heads to the side slightly almost in unison as he begins berating Lively on what he had said earlier. What do you mean you dont know what they said - read the damn roleplays.
We mean business boys, you got yourselves a date with the Devil when Hardcore Ice sends you STRAIGHT TO HELL!
The scene then cuts to Phil talking which again gathers the attention of the Holy Storm. Twister looks at Phil standing beside him then at the monitor then back again before tapping Lively on the chest and pointing at Phil with a curious look. Lively follows Twisters point then looks at the monitor and back again before taking a step back.
CLONE!
The hell...
Twister dives out of the way as Lively nails Phil with a superkick square in the mush. Twister looks back at the monitor which continues.
This message was pre recorded for use on APW.com, please do not call in asking questions for THK or Phil as they are no longer at said location.
Hmm... Damn time delay.
What do you mean time delay... You mean he wasnt a clone?
Nope would appear not.
Not a spy out to steal our secrets?
Dude, our lives are video taped, what secrets?
Well... But... Then why'd I kick him?
Cause he's Phil... Thats kinda what we do.
Cant argue that too much... Well now how are we going to tell the world how great we are?
Twister rolls his eyes and points to the camera suggestively. Lively looks at Twister and backs away a disgusted look on his face.
The JESUS will not make a porn with you.
What?
The JESUS does not make man on man porn. You want power bottoming go find THK and warm him up,
Twister buries his head in his hand then looks up again.
No idiot we just talk to the camera, come on its not like it would be any different than talking to you.
Twister looks at the Jesus, The Jesus returns the look and the two nod and hop into two chairs about a foot away from each other.
The JESUS is here, live on APW.com ready to walk to the ring and single handedly bring home one more title on the road to his grand slam title.
Um... "Jesus"
Lively looks over annoyed at Twister.
Whaaat?
Twister twirls the tazer around and remains silent. Lively twitches nervously.
Ahhh OK OK, the JESUS and his pretty good partner Twister will take home the titles.
Yeah and for the record Im one belt closer than you to the Grand slam.
FINE whatever, but are you a JESUS? No! Which makes me better.
Twister shakes his head then addresses the camera.
Kid... Royce... We've heard you talk... Well... We heard Kid talk... No one listens to Royce.
Twister looks at Lively who nods approvingly.
Your best defense against us are your hopes that we defeat each other. You both already know we're better than you. You need a break. A reprieve... Something to give you hope, that hope is our... according to you... Inability to work together. Tell me something Kid... Royce... Did we struggle two weeks ago on Meltdown? Hmm?
The JESUS can work with anyone for the simple fact that he is the JESUS. There is no better in the business today. The JESUS is the hottest shit going, where as Hardcore Ice... Well... They're just shit!
Can you say that on the air?
Dude, its the internet you can say what ever you want.
Sweet. There are some who say Hardcore Ice is the best tag team in APW. Who say they can find a way to out work, out manueveur any other team in the business. I mean after all they're the only team to hold the tag titles for any real prolonged period of time.
But they haven't faced the Jesus.
There ya go. Kid, you've never been with in a snow balls throw of me in that ring... Why... Simply because Im out of your league. You know it, thats why you keep sitting back and just admiring my greatness. Watching everything you ever aspire to be right before your very eyes, but knowing deep inside, you have no chance of reaching that peak.
He's a failure, certainly no JESUS.
Yet he is a champion something neither of us are.
YET!
Then there's you... The Ice of the team...
Dude, he couldnt even beat a couple girls, how the hell does the expect to compete with you and the JESUS!
Right... Iceman... I've said it all before, everyone has... Your not even cut out to shine my jock. With or with out a partner, you and i both know you have no business competing with me. It should be written any time you step in the ring with me, hell anytime your slated against me you should just chalk it down as a loss and stay in the dressing room. But we know your going to come out to the ring anyways, tail between your legs, waiting to be able to go back home and curl up underneath THK again.
I've heard he's into that sorta thing.
So's your mom and even she wont touch them.
Right... Hey where is that slut anyways.
Um... Never mind that. Jason, your what signifies loser, and right now, you have something I want. That strap around your waist, not to mention everything that goes with it.
He cant appreciate it. Not like the JESUS!
Right. Take your last moments with it Jason... Cherish them for after our match you will never hold them again. Hardcore Ice... This is your turf... we've heard you yapping about it. We understand. Hell hardcore is even in your name so you should be good at it. Problem is, as good as you are the Holy Storm will always be that much better...
Not to mention the JESUS gave us a WAY cooler nickname.
Im pretty sure I came up with it Mike.
Er... Whatever the JESUS trademarked it.
Fine... Royce, Kid, tonight you will take us to hell... but the JESUS and the Natural Disaster are out to extinguish those flames and when all the smoke clears it will be finally a team worth the marquee atop the division, and best believe we're not going anywhere for a long long time. Tonight Hardcore Ice will fear the Holy storm, and will fear Twister's Rage.
Cut.
The camera clicks off the live feed on Lively's cue as Phil stands up infront of them.
Phil for APW.com reporting with ungh....
Phil is cut off as Twister locks the tazer onto his midsection sending the reporter into convulsions. As Lively dives away from the attack Twister smirks and releases the power to the gun. Phil crumples to the floor as Twister looks down at his partner to be twirling the tazer in his hand.
One step closer tonight man, I got your back tonight long as you got mine.
Just dont taze me anymore.
Deal.
Twister helps Lively up but the duo stop short of shaking hands on the encounter. Twister slowly backs out of the room as the camera fades to a close.
It wasnt cool shocking the shit out of me man...
Yeah well, you tried to kick me upside the head.
Again... Kick... Not electric shock.
Rule number one hundred and twenty three, always be ready to defend yourself.
Its that far down the list?
Yeah.
You'd think it'd be higher.
You'd think. Anyways you gonna let me in or not?
Lively hesitates momentarily then reluctantly opens the door. Twister smirks, twirling the tazer in his hand as he strolls into the room. He gives a look towards Phil who immediately backs away and then addresses his partner.
So... What were you guys talking about?
Just your basic interview with the Jesus.
Twister shakes his head as a feed cuts onto the monitor showing THK rambling on in his promo. Twister and Lively both stop in their tracks and cock their heads to the side slightly almost in unison as he begins berating Lively on what he had said earlier. What do you mean you dont know what they said - read the damn roleplays.
We mean business boys, you got yourselves a date with the Devil when Hardcore Ice sends you STRAIGHT TO HELL!
The scene then cuts to Phil talking which again gathers the attention of the Holy Storm. Twister looks at Phil standing beside him then at the monitor then back again before tapping Lively on the chest and pointing at Phil with a curious look. Lively follows Twisters point then looks at the monitor and back again before taking a step back.
CLONE!
The hell...
Twister dives out of the way as Lively nails Phil with a superkick square in the mush. Twister looks back at the monitor which continues.
This message was pre recorded for use on APW.com, please do not call in asking questions for THK or Phil as they are no longer at said location.
Hmm... Damn time delay.
What do you mean time delay... You mean he wasnt a clone?
Nope would appear not.
Not a spy out to steal our secrets?
Dude, our lives are video taped, what secrets?
Well... But... Then why'd I kick him?
Cause he's Phil... Thats kinda what we do.
Cant argue that too much... Well now how are we going to tell the world how great we are?
Twister rolls his eyes and points to the camera suggestively. Lively looks at Twister and backs away a disgusted look on his face.
The JESUS will not make a porn with you.
What?
The JESUS does not make man on man porn. You want power bottoming go find THK and warm him up,
Twister buries his head in his hand then looks up again.
No idiot we just talk to the camera, come on its not like it would be any different than talking to you.
Twister looks at the Jesus, The Jesus returns the look and the two nod and hop into two chairs about a foot away from each other.
The JESUS is here, live on APW.com ready to walk to the ring and single handedly bring home one more title on the road to his grand slam title.
Um... "Jesus"
Lively looks over annoyed at Twister.
Whaaat?
Twister twirls the tazer around and remains silent. Lively twitches nervously.
Ahhh OK OK, the JESUS and his pretty good partner Twister will take home the titles.
Yeah and for the record Im one belt closer than you to the Grand slam.
FINE whatever, but are you a JESUS? No! Which makes me better.
Twister shakes his head then addresses the camera.
Kid... Royce... We've heard you talk... Well... We heard Kid talk... No one listens to Royce.
Twister looks at Lively who nods approvingly.
Your best defense against us are your hopes that we defeat each other. You both already know we're better than you. You need a break. A reprieve... Something to give you hope, that hope is our... according to you... Inability to work together. Tell me something Kid... Royce... Did we struggle two weeks ago on Meltdown? Hmm?
The JESUS can work with anyone for the simple fact that he is the JESUS. There is no better in the business today. The JESUS is the hottest shit going, where as Hardcore Ice... Well... They're just shit!
Can you say that on the air?
Dude, its the internet you can say what ever you want.
Sweet. There are some who say Hardcore Ice is the best tag team in APW. Who say they can find a way to out work, out manueveur any other team in the business. I mean after all they're the only team to hold the tag titles for any real prolonged period of time.
But they haven't faced the Jesus.
There ya go. Kid, you've never been with in a snow balls throw of me in that ring... Why... Simply because Im out of your league. You know it, thats why you keep sitting back and just admiring my greatness. Watching everything you ever aspire to be right before your very eyes, but knowing deep inside, you have no chance of reaching that peak.
He's a failure, certainly no JESUS.
Yet he is a champion something neither of us are.
YET!
Then there's you... The Ice of the team...
Dude, he couldnt even beat a couple girls, how the hell does the expect to compete with you and the JESUS!
Right... Iceman... I've said it all before, everyone has... Your not even cut out to shine my jock. With or with out a partner, you and i both know you have no business competing with me. It should be written any time you step in the ring with me, hell anytime your slated against me you should just chalk it down as a loss and stay in the dressing room. But we know your going to come out to the ring anyways, tail between your legs, waiting to be able to go back home and curl up underneath THK again.
I've heard he's into that sorta thing.
So's your mom and even she wont touch them.
Right... Hey where is that slut anyways.
Um... Never mind that. Jason, your what signifies loser, and right now, you have something I want. That strap around your waist, not to mention everything that goes with it.
He cant appreciate it. Not like the JESUS!
Right. Take your last moments with it Jason... Cherish them for after our match you will never hold them again. Hardcore Ice... This is your turf... we've heard you yapping about it. We understand. Hell hardcore is even in your name so you should be good at it. Problem is, as good as you are the Holy Storm will always be that much better...
Not to mention the JESUS gave us a WAY cooler nickname.
Im pretty sure I came up with it Mike.
Er... Whatever the JESUS trademarked it.
Fine... Royce, Kid, tonight you will take us to hell... but the JESUS and the Natural Disaster are out to extinguish those flames and when all the smoke clears it will be finally a team worth the marquee atop the division, and best believe we're not going anywhere for a long long time. Tonight Hardcore Ice will fear the Holy storm, and will fear Twister's Rage.
Cut.
The camera clicks off the live feed on Lively's cue as Phil stands up infront of them.
Phil for APW.com reporting with ungh....
Phil is cut off as Twister locks the tazer onto his midsection sending the reporter into convulsions. As Lively dives away from the attack Twister smirks and releases the power to the gun. Phil crumples to the floor as Twister looks down at his partner to be twirling the tazer in his hand.
One step closer tonight man, I got your back tonight long as you got mine.
Just dont taze me anymore.
Deal.
Twister helps Lively up but the duo stop short of shaking hands on the encounter. Twister slowly backs out of the room as the camera fades to a close.
