Post by President Jeff on Mar 20, 2010 14:31:39 GMT -4
The scene opens up at Dr. Matt’s parents place. it’s a Saturday morning and both Dr. Matt and Hurricane Jeff are sitting at the kitchen table along with Matt‘s Mom who is drinking her morning coffee while reading the News Paper. Matt’s Dad is in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
Matt’s Dad: How many French Toast do you guys want.
Matt: I’ll have three
Jeff: I’ll take three as well.
Matt’s Dad continues cooking and Jeff turns to Matt
Jeff: You got anything good to drink?
Matt: I’ll go check
Matt gets up from the table and heads over to the fridge and opens it up. Matt looks around and Jeff is seen trying to see what’s in there
Matt: We got some Water, soda, some purple stuff…..Hey, Sunny D. I Didn’t know we had that
Jeff: Is that Chocolate Milk I see?
Matt: No, That’s MY Chocolate Milk.
Matt’s Mom: Its not your Chocolate Milk Matt. You have to share!
Matt: But Mom
Matt’s Mom: Share!
Matt grabs the Chocolate Milk and pours Jeff a glass and hands it over to him
Jeff: Thanks buddy
Matt’s Mom: Its nice to see one of Matt’s normal friends stop by. All those hillbilly bums that has come through this house for the past two weeks, really made this place stink
Jeff: I’m sure those guys aren’t all that bad.
Matt’s Dad: Yes they are. One of them was hitting on me!
Matt: I told you that I had a talk with Jerri, he won’t do it again!
Matt’s Dad: Anyways, Food’s ready boys.
Matt’s Dad hands Jeff and Matt their plates and they go to town on eating the French toast all up.
Jeff: Man these are awesome!
Jeff basically licks his plate clean, Matt grabs the empty plates and puts them in the dish washer.
Matt: Lets go work on our game plan for Rasslemania Jeff.
Jeff: Sounds good.
Matt and Jeff head to the living room. Jeff sits on the couch and turns on the TV and Matt digs out the Nintendo 64, turns it on and hands Jeff the controler.
Jeff: What are you doing?
Just then, “WWF NO MERCY” Appears on the TV screen.
Jeff: How is this gonna help us.
Matt: Trust me. I spent the last week creating us in this. And I used this game to beat Matt Metal last year at Rasslemania. This game works.
Jeff: Fine, but I want a title match against you.
Matt: Deal!
*THREE MINUTES LATER*
Jeff throws the controler at the TV. It bounces off the TV and Matt jumps in the air has he just beat Jeff.
Jeff: What the hell. I couldn’t do any moves barely.
Matt: That’s because I set all your Attributes to Zero!
Jeff: Fucker!
Matt: I can’t believe you fell for that.
Jeff: Enough of this. I wanna cut my Promo for Rasslemania.
Matt: The camera is in the basement
The two friends head down into the basement and Jeff sits on the Old Love Seat as Matt gets the camera ready.
Jeff: Is that mold over there?
Matt: Probably, the basement flooded a couple weeks back.
Jeff: You know mold is dangerous right?
Matt: I’ll pay to have it fixed from the pay off I get from UWF.
Jeff: You know I’ll be paying you like 100 times more for your Rasslemania match right?
Matt: Yah, but I’m not wasting that Money on this dump.
Jeff: Is that the same camera your parents used for their sex tape?
Matt: And we’re recording.
Jeff gets caught off guard with Matt hitting record on the camera and Jeff quicky gets into character
Jeff: Greetings APW Faithful. I am here from Dr. Matt’s Parents Basement. The place where the UWF Oddcast shows are filmed. I am here today because Dr. Matt and I. We’re great friends. His parents, treat me like their own son. And the fact, that together at one point, we we’re the best Tag Team in the wrestling business. I’m here, hanging out with Matt, in the little free time I have to get ready for my biggest match in Rasslemania History. Everyone probably thinks that my match at Rasslemania 3 was my biggest match at Rasslemania, because it was that event where I beat Bryan Dyamond to win the WWC World Heavyweight Title. Well, yes, that was a big moment in my career, but this year, At Rasslemania 6, I’m not fighting for a belt, I’m fighting for control over my company. More specifically, I’m fighting for control over Thursday Night Overdrive.
The Axis of Awesome. The hottest tag team in APW right now, maybe even in the history of APW. I watched Chris Cyrus since day one in APW. When he was the Hardcore Kid. An APW Original. I saw Chris grow as a wrestler. Every week, getting better and better. And then he became a 2 time tag team champion, and then held for Xtreme Title just 1 day short of a full year. And all of last year, I watched Biggs make a name for himself, and I watched the Axis of Awesome become a focal point of APW. As they feuded with The AKA, and the damage they did to them. I know how dangerous these two guys can be, I know what their capable of, and you know what, The Perfect Storm is ready for them.
And you know how I know that the Perfect Storm is ready for them. Dr. Matt and I came up with a top ten list of why we are better than the Axis of Awesome.
You see Matt’s hand come into camera view, handing Jeff a piece of Paper. Jeff begins reading off the paper.
Number 10. The Perfect Storm is funnier than The Axis of Awesome.
Number 9. We’ve had more matches than the Axis of Awesome.
Number 8. I had more matches then the Axis of Awesome
Number 7. I’ve ran more successful wrestling promotions than the Axis of Awesome
Number 6. Dr. Matt can beat both members the Axis of Awesome in a beer drinking contest
Number 5. We have more friends than the Axis of Awesome
Number 4. We’re not pussies like the Axis of Awesome
Number 3. We have more Experience under our belt than the Axis of Awesome
Number 2. We won more Tag Team Titles than the Axis of Awesome
And the number 1 reason why the Perfect Storm is better than the Axis of Awesome. The Perfect Storm has wrestled in more Rasslemania matches than anyone.
Jeff crumbles up the piece of paper and throws it at Matt.
Jeff: Matt and I are the only guys who have wrestled in every single Rasslemania. As for you two, Chris Cyrus, you may have experience in Wrestling at Rasslemania, but lets be honest here, you wrestled Jason Royce at both your Rasslemania’s. Not a big match for you. See, Rasslemania is THE BIGGEST event that will happen in any wrestling promotion this year. Rasslemania brings fans in from all over the world. Matt and I have wrestling in events as big as this. We wrestled in important matches where everything is on the line. The Perfect Storm knows how to cope with the excitement, and the nervousness of this kind of an event. And because of that, The Axis of Awesome are going to learn why that if anyone is Awesome, it’s the perfect Storm.
I created APW from the ground up. I build Overdrive into one of the most watched shows on TV today. And I thank all the wrestles in putting their lives on the line every night for me, but at the end of the day, It was me and my genius of a mind that made Overdrive what it is. And if you think, for one second, Chris Cyrus and Biggs, that your going to take control over it, then your going to have to kill me. APW is my baby and there’s no stinking chance in hell that I’m just going to lay down and let you have it. You guy have no idea on how to run a show. That month you ran Overdrive, let me just say a dark month for Overdrive. Because I know, if you guys win, your only going to look out for yourselves. And I can’t let that happen. APW and Overdrive is my baby. And on March 28th, The perfect storm is coming to Rasslemania and we’re going to kick some ass, and there’s no one I’d rather have by my side in doing this than Dr. Matt. Axis of Awesome, get ready, because at Rasslemania, Thru Howling Winds…And Pouring Rain….You Will Fear…..THE PERFECT STORM!
Jeff does a mean face into the camera and wait’s a few seconds
Jeff: Ok Matt, you can turn the camera off.
Silence
Jeff: Matt?
Matt: Oh Sorry, I found this old Prono Mag.
Matt stops the camera and the scene fades to black.
Matt’s Dad: How many French Toast do you guys want.
Matt: I’ll have three
Jeff: I’ll take three as well.
Matt’s Dad continues cooking and Jeff turns to Matt
Jeff: You got anything good to drink?
Matt: I’ll go check
Matt gets up from the table and heads over to the fridge and opens it up. Matt looks around and Jeff is seen trying to see what’s in there
Matt: We got some Water, soda, some purple stuff…..Hey, Sunny D. I Didn’t know we had that
Jeff: Is that Chocolate Milk I see?
Matt: No, That’s MY Chocolate Milk.
Matt’s Mom: Its not your Chocolate Milk Matt. You have to share!
Matt: But Mom
Matt’s Mom: Share!
Matt grabs the Chocolate Milk and pours Jeff a glass and hands it over to him
Jeff: Thanks buddy
Matt’s Mom: Its nice to see one of Matt’s normal friends stop by. All those hillbilly bums that has come through this house for the past two weeks, really made this place stink
Jeff: I’m sure those guys aren’t all that bad.
Matt’s Dad: Yes they are. One of them was hitting on me!
Matt: I told you that I had a talk with Jerri, he won’t do it again!
Matt’s Dad: Anyways, Food’s ready boys.
Matt’s Dad hands Jeff and Matt their plates and they go to town on eating the French toast all up.
Jeff: Man these are awesome!
Jeff basically licks his plate clean, Matt grabs the empty plates and puts them in the dish washer.
Matt: Lets go work on our game plan for Rasslemania Jeff.
Jeff: Sounds good.
Matt and Jeff head to the living room. Jeff sits on the couch and turns on the TV and Matt digs out the Nintendo 64, turns it on and hands Jeff the controler.
Jeff: What are you doing?
Just then, “WWF NO MERCY” Appears on the TV screen.
Jeff: How is this gonna help us.
Matt: Trust me. I spent the last week creating us in this. And I used this game to beat Matt Metal last year at Rasslemania. This game works.
Jeff: Fine, but I want a title match against you.
Matt: Deal!
*THREE MINUTES LATER*
Jeff throws the controler at the TV. It bounces off the TV and Matt jumps in the air has he just beat Jeff.
Jeff: What the hell. I couldn’t do any moves barely.
Matt: That’s because I set all your Attributes to Zero!
Jeff: Fucker!
Matt: I can’t believe you fell for that.
Jeff: Enough of this. I wanna cut my Promo for Rasslemania.
Matt: The camera is in the basement
The two friends head down into the basement and Jeff sits on the Old Love Seat as Matt gets the camera ready.
Jeff: Is that mold over there?
Matt: Probably, the basement flooded a couple weeks back.
Jeff: You know mold is dangerous right?
Matt: I’ll pay to have it fixed from the pay off I get from UWF.
Jeff: You know I’ll be paying you like 100 times more for your Rasslemania match right?
Matt: Yah, but I’m not wasting that Money on this dump.
Jeff: Is that the same camera your parents used for their sex tape?
Matt: And we’re recording.
Jeff gets caught off guard with Matt hitting record on the camera and Jeff quicky gets into character
Jeff: Greetings APW Faithful. I am here from Dr. Matt’s Parents Basement. The place where the UWF Oddcast shows are filmed. I am here today because Dr. Matt and I. We’re great friends. His parents, treat me like their own son. And the fact, that together at one point, we we’re the best Tag Team in the wrestling business. I’m here, hanging out with Matt, in the little free time I have to get ready for my biggest match in Rasslemania History. Everyone probably thinks that my match at Rasslemania 3 was my biggest match at Rasslemania, because it was that event where I beat Bryan Dyamond to win the WWC World Heavyweight Title. Well, yes, that was a big moment in my career, but this year, At Rasslemania 6, I’m not fighting for a belt, I’m fighting for control over my company. More specifically, I’m fighting for control over Thursday Night Overdrive.
The Axis of Awesome. The hottest tag team in APW right now, maybe even in the history of APW. I watched Chris Cyrus since day one in APW. When he was the Hardcore Kid. An APW Original. I saw Chris grow as a wrestler. Every week, getting better and better. And then he became a 2 time tag team champion, and then held for Xtreme Title just 1 day short of a full year. And all of last year, I watched Biggs make a name for himself, and I watched the Axis of Awesome become a focal point of APW. As they feuded with The AKA, and the damage they did to them. I know how dangerous these two guys can be, I know what their capable of, and you know what, The Perfect Storm is ready for them.
And you know how I know that the Perfect Storm is ready for them. Dr. Matt and I came up with a top ten list of why we are better than the Axis of Awesome.
You see Matt’s hand come into camera view, handing Jeff a piece of Paper. Jeff begins reading off the paper.
Number 10. The Perfect Storm is funnier than The Axis of Awesome.
Number 9. We’ve had more matches than the Axis of Awesome.
Number 8. I had more matches then the Axis of Awesome
Number 7. I’ve ran more successful wrestling promotions than the Axis of Awesome
Number 6. Dr. Matt can beat both members the Axis of Awesome in a beer drinking contest
Number 5. We have more friends than the Axis of Awesome
Number 4. We’re not pussies like the Axis of Awesome
Number 3. We have more Experience under our belt than the Axis of Awesome
Number 2. We won more Tag Team Titles than the Axis of Awesome
And the number 1 reason why the Perfect Storm is better than the Axis of Awesome. The Perfect Storm has wrestled in more Rasslemania matches than anyone.
Jeff crumbles up the piece of paper and throws it at Matt.
Jeff: Matt and I are the only guys who have wrestled in every single Rasslemania. As for you two, Chris Cyrus, you may have experience in Wrestling at Rasslemania, but lets be honest here, you wrestled Jason Royce at both your Rasslemania’s. Not a big match for you. See, Rasslemania is THE BIGGEST event that will happen in any wrestling promotion this year. Rasslemania brings fans in from all over the world. Matt and I have wrestling in events as big as this. We wrestled in important matches where everything is on the line. The Perfect Storm knows how to cope with the excitement, and the nervousness of this kind of an event. And because of that, The Axis of Awesome are going to learn why that if anyone is Awesome, it’s the perfect Storm.
I created APW from the ground up. I build Overdrive into one of the most watched shows on TV today. And I thank all the wrestles in putting their lives on the line every night for me, but at the end of the day, It was me and my genius of a mind that made Overdrive what it is. And if you think, for one second, Chris Cyrus and Biggs, that your going to take control over it, then your going to have to kill me. APW is my baby and there’s no stinking chance in hell that I’m just going to lay down and let you have it. You guy have no idea on how to run a show. That month you ran Overdrive, let me just say a dark month for Overdrive. Because I know, if you guys win, your only going to look out for yourselves. And I can’t let that happen. APW and Overdrive is my baby. And on March 28th, The perfect storm is coming to Rasslemania and we’re going to kick some ass, and there’s no one I’d rather have by my side in doing this than Dr. Matt. Axis of Awesome, get ready, because at Rasslemania, Thru Howling Winds…And Pouring Rain….You Will Fear…..THE PERFECT STORM!
Jeff does a mean face into the camera and wait’s a few seconds
Jeff: Ok Matt, you can turn the camera off.
Silence
Jeff: Matt?
Matt: Oh Sorry, I found this old Prono Mag.
Matt stops the camera and the scene fades to black.
