Post by Chris Cyrus on Oct 21, 2010 17:32:46 GMT -4
Its October 14 and Overdrive has gone off the air. We’re in the Axis of Awesome’s office and Chris Cyrus is fuming as Biggs and Ellie looks on. Chris grabs a chair and throws it against the way.
Chris: Can you believe this! Who the hell does he think he is. Putting me in a match against Pence at One Night in Hell. Can Jeff even do that?
Biggs: Technically, he can.
Chris: Its bullshit! Biggs, can’t you do something about this?
Biggs: Jeff has some match making powers when it comes to Pay Per Views. We can go to the board of directors to fight this decision, but unless your injured, this match will more than likely stand.
Chris: Who the hell does he think he is?
Ellie: Christopher, calm down. Did you forget who you are. You’re a Triple Crown Champion in APW. You’re the greatest Xtreme Champion of all time. Your part of the greatest faction to grace a TV screen. Your Chris Cyrus and you can beat Pence Weatherlight.
Chris: I know I can beat Pence. That’s not the point. The kind of match it is, that’s the problem. Jeff is just upset that I got two victories over him in the past few weeks and now this is his way of payback. Who the hell does he think he is!
Biggs: Chill out man. Remember when you we’re Xtreme Champion and Jeff kept putting you in matches like a Blaze of Glory Match and Xtreme Rules matches. And you would prevail in each of those matches, retaining your title and no using one single weapon. You are a weapon Chris. Remember that.
Chris comes to realize that he’s over reacting.
Chris: Your right guys. Sorry for over reacting. Sometimes I just need to blow off a little steam.
Ellie: Its ok Christopher, that’s what we’re here for.
Chris: Thanks guys.
Biggs: We both got big matches next Sunday. We need to say focus and be more than ready because these matches can change our careers. So lets get a good night sleep, Tomorrow we fly out to Japan.
Chris: I call window seat.
Ellie: I was hoping to have it.
Chris looks at Ellie
Chris: Fine, but I get it on the way home!
Ellie: Deal.
The scene cuts out.
*****
The scene opens inside the hotel room of Chris Cyrus. Chris is by himself laying on his bed with his laptop on his lap. Chris is watching youtube video’s of Japanese matches and Park Lot Brawl matches. As he’s watching and taking notes on a note pad by his side, the phone in his room begins to ring. Chris is confused as he puts his laptop of the side and picks up the phone.
Chris: Hello?
Chris listens to the voice on the other end.
Chris: Hey Ellie, what’s up?
Chris listens again
Chris: I don’t know Ellie, I’m kind of busy preparing for my matches.
Chris continues to listen.
Chris: If there‘s something on your mind, go for a walk to clear your head. Its what I do.
Chris gets an annoyed look on his face as Ellie is speaking and then caves in.
Chris: Alright, let me finish what I’m doing and I’ll head over.
Chris hangs up the phone. Chris gets back on his bed, puts the laptop back on his lap and continues watching a match. Chris then starts thinking about his conversation with Ellie.
Man that was weird. Ellie never wants to talk to me. Something must be wrong. It doesn’t make sense. Why me? I’m horrible to talk to. Why not talk to Biggs or even one of her friends. I shouldn’t be thinking about this. I gotta stay focus on One Night in Hell. But how can I focus now that I have this on my mind. What’s Ellie up to. Man, I shouldn’t go over there, I know Biggs isn’t a jealous type, but I don’t want anything to happen. Biggs is my friend and him having a pretty hot girlfriend makes this difficult. But maybe Ellie really needs someone to talk to, a true friend. Maybe she’s having a problem that only I can solve. Maybe its about Biggs. Or maybe I should stop rambling to myself and call Ellie back and tell her something came up. I can’t focus anymore, I’m just gonna go see Ellie, see what’s up and them come back here and get back to focusing on my match against Pence.
Chris closes his laptop, gets off his bed and exits his room heading down the hall towards Ellie and Biggs room.
****
The scene opens back up inside a hotel room in Tokyo Japan. Its sometime in the afternoon and Ellie is sitting on the bed writing in a journal. She’s wearing a pink tank top and blue jeans. As he’s writing, a knock is heard on the door. She closes up her journal, sticks it under her pillow and hops out of bed, making her way to the door. She slowly opens it and sticks her head out peaking to see who it is. As soon as she see’s who it is, she opens the door wide.
Ellie: Hey Christopher, come on in.
Ellie backs herself back in the room as Chris comes in and closes the door behind him. Chris looks around the room before asking.
Chris: Where’s Biggs?
Ellie: Uh, Biggs is working out right now, preparing for his match against Jeff.
Chris: Funny that he didn’t ask me to tag along.
Ellie: He probably figured you we’re busy or something.
Chris: Nah, knowing Biggs, he needs to be alone to get himself focused for this match. Biggs has the match of his life, he needs to be sure he’s in that mental state to with stand pain so he doesn’t quit.
Ellie: He’s worked so hard for this opportunity, I really hope he wins.
Ellie sits on the bed.
Chris: So, why did you call me here Ellie? For the time we’ve known each other, we’ve never hung out alone.
Ellie: Well, its Biggs.
Chris: What about Biggs. Is everything ok?
Ellie: Don’t be shy, sit down.
Chris a little confused with the offer, slowly steps towards the bed and sits on the edge.
Ellie: Christopher, we’re friends, you can sit closer.
Chris: I’m comfortable here thanks. So what’s going on?
Ellie: Well, Biggs and I haven’t been connecting like we used to.
Chris: Hold on a second, why are you telling me this.
Ellie: Because, I have no one else to talk to, And I need to talk to someone. it’s a girl thing Chris. Girls like to talk about their problems.
Chris: I don’t know if I want to get involved.
Ellie: Please Christopher?
Chris lets out a big sigh.
Ellie: Thanks Christopher. Like I was saying. Biggs and I haven’t been connecting like we used to. Ever since the wedding, its like Biggs has changed.
Chris: I bet you its because Jeff showed up and ruined the whole thing. Biggs was excited for that night.
Ellie: That’s probably icing on the cake, but even before Jeff showed up. He’s kinda distant himself from me a bit. And the whole situation with Sally doesn’t help matters. I try to talk to him, but its almost like he couldn’t be bothered. Almost like being a GM and taking over APW is all he cares about. I thought getting married would solve everything
Chris: Trust me Ellie. Biggs loves you. He’s working so hard as a GM and to take over APW so he can have a better life with you. The better APW and Overdrive does under his power, the more money we all get. And with that, he can buy you anything that you want. Your dream house, dream car. He wants to make sure he can support you if anything ever happens to him in the ring that he can’t wrestle anymore.
Ellie: But I’ve told him that as long as I’m with him, that I’m happy.
Chris: Ellie, coming from a guy, that’s just not good enough for us. A guy always wants more and wants the best. You know, more money to buy stuff for example. We want to work hard to provide for the one’s we love. And that’s what Biggs is doing for you.
Ellie: Maybe your right Christopher. Maybe I should just cut Biggs some slack a little and let him focus on taking out Jeff.
Chris: If I we’re you, I would.
Ellie: Thanks for listening Christopher. You’re a good listener with good advice. I’m surprised you haven’t found that special someone yet.
Chris: Well, you could say that I’m picky.
Ellie: Well you shouldn’t be Christopher. Not everyone is perfect Christopher. If you find that someone, I bet you could make them happy. You’re a good guy Christopher. Don’t forget that.
Chris: Wow, thanks Ellie. Boost up my already big ego of myself even more.
Ellie: And your funny too.
Chris: So everything good with you now.
Chris stands up from the bed and Ellie does too
Ellie: Yeah, I think so. Thanks again Chris.
Ellie moves in for a hug but Chris backs up.
Chris: We don’t need to hug Ellie
Ellie: Chris, we’re friends.
Chris kinda rolls his eyes as he hugs Ellie. As he’s hugging, Biggs walks into the room.
Biggs: What’s going on here?
Chris and Ellie let go of each other and turn towards Biggs.
Ellie: Nothing, I was just….
Chris: Biggs man, the worst thing just happened and you we’re around to talk to, so I came to Ellie and she was consoling me. It was horrible dude.
Biggs: Man, what happened. Its must have been really bad if your freaking out
Chris: This is so embarrassing. So there I was, walking downtown Tokyo and I saw what I though would have been the greatest thing on this trip. A big neon sign that said “Live Asian Nudes.” And you know me, I can resist something like that. So I get into the strip club. I grab myself a drink and then start to scope out the Asian dancers. Then I found one. So I ask for a Private Dance and we go a private room. I’m sitting in a chair and she’s doing her dance, taking her close off. She takes her skirt off and there it was Biggs. Just hanging there.
Biggs: A Transvestite?
Chris: Another freaking Transvestite. I can’t believe it. Its my third one on this trip. I didn’t know there we’re such a thing as a Transvestite stripper. Anyways, I came here looking for you, but only Ellie was here. And I was freaking out and she just gave me a hug to calm be down. Man, I don’t know how I’m going to sleep tonight.
Biggs: Its like 1pm Chris.
Chris: Yah.
Biggs: So you we’re at a strip club at like 11am this morning?
Chris: What’s wrong with that?
Biggs: A lot of things, but that’s besides the point.
Chris: I should get going. I’ll hook up with you guys later.
Biggs: Stay out of trouble man. We got a big night Sunday, prepare yourself for it.
Chris gives Biggs a thumbs up and leaves the room. Biggs gives Ellie a hug and then a kiss on the lips.
Biggs: Do you have any single friends, that guy needs a girlfriend or something.
Ellie: Haha, when we get back to America. I’ll see what I can do.
The scene ends with Biggs giving Ellie another hug.
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The scene opens up in the parking garage of the home site of the One Night in Hell PPV, the Tokyo Dome. There are cars parked in a circle and standing in the middle is none other than Chris Cyrus. The camera is recording him as he speaks.
Chris: Your probably all wondering why I’m standing here, surrounded by all these cars. Well, this Sunday, at One Night in Hell, I got stuck in a match called the “Parking Lot from Hell” Match. And my opponent, Pence Weatherlight. A man who’s come back to APW has been more of a joke than the come backs of Streets Wilson. But before I get to Pence, I want to talk about the Parking Lot from Hell. From what I understand, this match is a parking lot brawl but weapons will be involved. Leave it to a man like Pence Weatherlight to come up with such a foolish match like this. Why Pence do you feel the need to challenge me to a match like this. Where weapons are involved. I would have been fine with a Parking lot Brawl match, but now with weapons. Come on Pence. Maybe I had gave you more credit than I thought you we’re worth, but looks like I was wrong. But if you feel that you need weapons to beat me Pence, then I say to you , bring all the weapons you have. Because you of all people should know, half way though my Xtreme Title reign last year, I came to realize how stupid it is to fight with weapons. To put your body into a situation that knocks years off your career. That’s why I’ve wrestled my matches without using weapons except for two. My left hand and my right hand. That’s the only two weapons that I need and its all that I will use at One Night in Hell.
See, Last week, C.J Gates may have gotten the best of me, but in reality, that match didn’t matter to me. And I’ll tell you why. C.J Gates isn’t a former APW Heavyweight Champion, you Pence, are. And that to me is more important than some guy who’s going for a tag title. You gotta pick your battles and this is a battle Pence that I will do what it takes to win. Odds are always stacked against me and that’s ok. Because I know deep down Pence that I can pull this off. I can beat you. And as I stand here in the middle of all these cars, I’m getting myself familiar with this setting and environment. I’m getting myself focused and ready. I’ve never been in a match like this, so I gotta take that extra step to prepare myself and I have. I’ve done my homework on this match, I’ve researched matches similar to this. I know what this match is about and I know the toll it can do one someone. And that’s why Pence, I’m coming prepared. I’m ready for this match
And even though the doubters think I don’t stand a chance against Mr. Weatherlight. Let me remind everyone on some of my wins recently. I’ve beatened President Jeff and might I add, for the second time in my career. And then in a tag team match, Biggs and I, we defeated President Jeff and Pence. And to all the doubters, you can all go screw yourselves. I’ve made a reputation for myself of taking Hardcore out in matches and this Sunday, it will be no different. Because with Biggs by my side helping me train, a former Overdrive Champion, a man who was a quarter finalist in the Experts Tournament. Pence, you stand no chance in hell. You may think you scare me, you may act like a big shot, but in reality, your boring and you put people to sleep. Who you slept with to get to the main event spot I’ll never know, but Chris Cyrus is going to make quick work of you and prove to the world that your time as a champion and a main eventer has come to end. I’m the future and its only a matter of time before I get that Heavyweight Title.
Pence, you’re a thing of the past, you’re a has been and you’ll never again amount to the success you once had here in APW. At the end of the day, there can only be one winner, and like it or not, Its going to be me Pence. I need this win more than you do and I will do whatever it takes you beat you. It makes me sick that you’ve come back after retiring because of some injury. That makes you a worthless piece of trash. I’ve busted my ass here since day one of APW and just because you we’re once a champion, you think your worthy of being back in the same position you we’re in before you quit? Not on my watch punk. I’m tired of guys coming in and jumping up the ranks past me when I’m just as much deserving of the spot. This is my opportunity to prove it. This is my time to shine and at One Night in Hell Pence, Chris Cyrus continues his winning way at One Night in Hell. One Night in Hell is MY event. In 2008, I buried 2 bitches in a Buried Alive match to win the Tag Titles for a 2nd time. Last year, Biggs and I defeated The AKA in a double Title Ladder match where I retained my Title. And now, in 2010, I predict that I will beat Pence Weatherlight and go on to bigger and better things.
This Sunday Pence, get ready, because I’ve bought you a one way ticket Straight To Hell. Why? Because I’m just Simply….AWESOME!
With that said, the camera zooms in on Chris as the scene fades to black.
Chris: Can you believe this! Who the hell does he think he is. Putting me in a match against Pence at One Night in Hell. Can Jeff even do that?
Biggs: Technically, he can.
Chris: Its bullshit! Biggs, can’t you do something about this?
Biggs: Jeff has some match making powers when it comes to Pay Per Views. We can go to the board of directors to fight this decision, but unless your injured, this match will more than likely stand.
Chris: Who the hell does he think he is?
Ellie: Christopher, calm down. Did you forget who you are. You’re a Triple Crown Champion in APW. You’re the greatest Xtreme Champion of all time. Your part of the greatest faction to grace a TV screen. Your Chris Cyrus and you can beat Pence Weatherlight.
Chris: I know I can beat Pence. That’s not the point. The kind of match it is, that’s the problem. Jeff is just upset that I got two victories over him in the past few weeks and now this is his way of payback. Who the hell does he think he is!
Biggs: Chill out man. Remember when you we’re Xtreme Champion and Jeff kept putting you in matches like a Blaze of Glory Match and Xtreme Rules matches. And you would prevail in each of those matches, retaining your title and no using one single weapon. You are a weapon Chris. Remember that.
Chris comes to realize that he’s over reacting.
Chris: Your right guys. Sorry for over reacting. Sometimes I just need to blow off a little steam.
Ellie: Its ok Christopher, that’s what we’re here for.
Chris: Thanks guys.
Biggs: We both got big matches next Sunday. We need to say focus and be more than ready because these matches can change our careers. So lets get a good night sleep, Tomorrow we fly out to Japan.
Chris: I call window seat.
Ellie: I was hoping to have it.
Chris looks at Ellie
Chris: Fine, but I get it on the way home!
Ellie: Deal.
The scene cuts out.
*****
The scene opens inside the hotel room of Chris Cyrus. Chris is by himself laying on his bed with his laptop on his lap. Chris is watching youtube video’s of Japanese matches and Park Lot Brawl matches. As he’s watching and taking notes on a note pad by his side, the phone in his room begins to ring. Chris is confused as he puts his laptop of the side and picks up the phone.
Chris: Hello?
Chris listens to the voice on the other end.
Chris: Hey Ellie, what’s up?
Chris listens again
Chris: I don’t know Ellie, I’m kind of busy preparing for my matches.
Chris continues to listen.
Chris: If there‘s something on your mind, go for a walk to clear your head. Its what I do.
Chris gets an annoyed look on his face as Ellie is speaking and then caves in.
Chris: Alright, let me finish what I’m doing and I’ll head over.
Chris hangs up the phone. Chris gets back on his bed, puts the laptop back on his lap and continues watching a match. Chris then starts thinking about his conversation with Ellie.
Man that was weird. Ellie never wants to talk to me. Something must be wrong. It doesn’t make sense. Why me? I’m horrible to talk to. Why not talk to Biggs or even one of her friends. I shouldn’t be thinking about this. I gotta stay focus on One Night in Hell. But how can I focus now that I have this on my mind. What’s Ellie up to. Man, I shouldn’t go over there, I know Biggs isn’t a jealous type, but I don’t want anything to happen. Biggs is my friend and him having a pretty hot girlfriend makes this difficult. But maybe Ellie really needs someone to talk to, a true friend. Maybe she’s having a problem that only I can solve. Maybe its about Biggs. Or maybe I should stop rambling to myself and call Ellie back and tell her something came up. I can’t focus anymore, I’m just gonna go see Ellie, see what’s up and them come back here and get back to focusing on my match against Pence.
Chris closes his laptop, gets off his bed and exits his room heading down the hall towards Ellie and Biggs room.
****
The scene opens back up inside a hotel room in Tokyo Japan. Its sometime in the afternoon and Ellie is sitting on the bed writing in a journal. She’s wearing a pink tank top and blue jeans. As he’s writing, a knock is heard on the door. She closes up her journal, sticks it under her pillow and hops out of bed, making her way to the door. She slowly opens it and sticks her head out peaking to see who it is. As soon as she see’s who it is, she opens the door wide.
Ellie: Hey Christopher, come on in.
Ellie backs herself back in the room as Chris comes in and closes the door behind him. Chris looks around the room before asking.
Chris: Where’s Biggs?
Ellie: Uh, Biggs is working out right now, preparing for his match against Jeff.
Chris: Funny that he didn’t ask me to tag along.
Ellie: He probably figured you we’re busy or something.
Chris: Nah, knowing Biggs, he needs to be alone to get himself focused for this match. Biggs has the match of his life, he needs to be sure he’s in that mental state to with stand pain so he doesn’t quit.
Ellie: He’s worked so hard for this opportunity, I really hope he wins.
Ellie sits on the bed.
Chris: So, why did you call me here Ellie? For the time we’ve known each other, we’ve never hung out alone.
Ellie: Well, its Biggs.
Chris: What about Biggs. Is everything ok?
Ellie: Don’t be shy, sit down.
Chris a little confused with the offer, slowly steps towards the bed and sits on the edge.
Ellie: Christopher, we’re friends, you can sit closer.
Chris: I’m comfortable here thanks. So what’s going on?
Ellie: Well, Biggs and I haven’t been connecting like we used to.
Chris: Hold on a second, why are you telling me this.
Ellie: Because, I have no one else to talk to, And I need to talk to someone. it’s a girl thing Chris. Girls like to talk about their problems.
Chris: I don’t know if I want to get involved.
Ellie: Please Christopher?
Chris lets out a big sigh.
Ellie: Thanks Christopher. Like I was saying. Biggs and I haven’t been connecting like we used to. Ever since the wedding, its like Biggs has changed.
Chris: I bet you its because Jeff showed up and ruined the whole thing. Biggs was excited for that night.
Ellie: That’s probably icing on the cake, but even before Jeff showed up. He’s kinda distant himself from me a bit. And the whole situation with Sally doesn’t help matters. I try to talk to him, but its almost like he couldn’t be bothered. Almost like being a GM and taking over APW is all he cares about. I thought getting married would solve everything
Chris: Trust me Ellie. Biggs loves you. He’s working so hard as a GM and to take over APW so he can have a better life with you. The better APW and Overdrive does under his power, the more money we all get. And with that, he can buy you anything that you want. Your dream house, dream car. He wants to make sure he can support you if anything ever happens to him in the ring that he can’t wrestle anymore.
Ellie: But I’ve told him that as long as I’m with him, that I’m happy.
Chris: Ellie, coming from a guy, that’s just not good enough for us. A guy always wants more and wants the best. You know, more money to buy stuff for example. We want to work hard to provide for the one’s we love. And that’s what Biggs is doing for you.
Ellie: Maybe your right Christopher. Maybe I should just cut Biggs some slack a little and let him focus on taking out Jeff.
Chris: If I we’re you, I would.
Ellie: Thanks for listening Christopher. You’re a good listener with good advice. I’m surprised you haven’t found that special someone yet.
Chris: Well, you could say that I’m picky.
Ellie: Well you shouldn’t be Christopher. Not everyone is perfect Christopher. If you find that someone, I bet you could make them happy. You’re a good guy Christopher. Don’t forget that.
Chris: Wow, thanks Ellie. Boost up my already big ego of myself even more.
Ellie: And your funny too.
Chris: So everything good with you now.
Chris stands up from the bed and Ellie does too
Ellie: Yeah, I think so. Thanks again Chris.
Ellie moves in for a hug but Chris backs up.
Chris: We don’t need to hug Ellie
Ellie: Chris, we’re friends.
Chris kinda rolls his eyes as he hugs Ellie. As he’s hugging, Biggs walks into the room.
Biggs: What’s going on here?
Chris and Ellie let go of each other and turn towards Biggs.
Ellie: Nothing, I was just….
Chris: Biggs man, the worst thing just happened and you we’re around to talk to, so I came to Ellie and she was consoling me. It was horrible dude.
Biggs: Man, what happened. Its must have been really bad if your freaking out
Chris: This is so embarrassing. So there I was, walking downtown Tokyo and I saw what I though would have been the greatest thing on this trip. A big neon sign that said “Live Asian Nudes.” And you know me, I can resist something like that. So I get into the strip club. I grab myself a drink and then start to scope out the Asian dancers. Then I found one. So I ask for a Private Dance and we go a private room. I’m sitting in a chair and she’s doing her dance, taking her close off. She takes her skirt off and there it was Biggs. Just hanging there.
Biggs: A Transvestite?
Chris: Another freaking Transvestite. I can’t believe it. Its my third one on this trip. I didn’t know there we’re such a thing as a Transvestite stripper. Anyways, I came here looking for you, but only Ellie was here. And I was freaking out and she just gave me a hug to calm be down. Man, I don’t know how I’m going to sleep tonight.
Biggs: Its like 1pm Chris.
Chris: Yah.
Biggs: So you we’re at a strip club at like 11am this morning?
Chris: What’s wrong with that?
Biggs: A lot of things, but that’s besides the point.
Chris: I should get going. I’ll hook up with you guys later.
Biggs: Stay out of trouble man. We got a big night Sunday, prepare yourself for it.
Chris gives Biggs a thumbs up and leaves the room. Biggs gives Ellie a hug and then a kiss on the lips.
Biggs: Do you have any single friends, that guy needs a girlfriend or something.
Ellie: Haha, when we get back to America. I’ll see what I can do.
The scene ends with Biggs giving Ellie another hug.
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The scene opens up in the parking garage of the home site of the One Night in Hell PPV, the Tokyo Dome. There are cars parked in a circle and standing in the middle is none other than Chris Cyrus. The camera is recording him as he speaks.
Chris: Your probably all wondering why I’m standing here, surrounded by all these cars. Well, this Sunday, at One Night in Hell, I got stuck in a match called the “Parking Lot from Hell” Match. And my opponent, Pence Weatherlight. A man who’s come back to APW has been more of a joke than the come backs of Streets Wilson. But before I get to Pence, I want to talk about the Parking Lot from Hell. From what I understand, this match is a parking lot brawl but weapons will be involved. Leave it to a man like Pence Weatherlight to come up with such a foolish match like this. Why Pence do you feel the need to challenge me to a match like this. Where weapons are involved. I would have been fine with a Parking lot Brawl match, but now with weapons. Come on Pence. Maybe I had gave you more credit than I thought you we’re worth, but looks like I was wrong. But if you feel that you need weapons to beat me Pence, then I say to you , bring all the weapons you have. Because you of all people should know, half way though my Xtreme Title reign last year, I came to realize how stupid it is to fight with weapons. To put your body into a situation that knocks years off your career. That’s why I’ve wrestled my matches without using weapons except for two. My left hand and my right hand. That’s the only two weapons that I need and its all that I will use at One Night in Hell.
See, Last week, C.J Gates may have gotten the best of me, but in reality, that match didn’t matter to me. And I’ll tell you why. C.J Gates isn’t a former APW Heavyweight Champion, you Pence, are. And that to me is more important than some guy who’s going for a tag title. You gotta pick your battles and this is a battle Pence that I will do what it takes to win. Odds are always stacked against me and that’s ok. Because I know deep down Pence that I can pull this off. I can beat you. And as I stand here in the middle of all these cars, I’m getting myself familiar with this setting and environment. I’m getting myself focused and ready. I’ve never been in a match like this, so I gotta take that extra step to prepare myself and I have. I’ve done my homework on this match, I’ve researched matches similar to this. I know what this match is about and I know the toll it can do one someone. And that’s why Pence, I’m coming prepared. I’m ready for this match
And even though the doubters think I don’t stand a chance against Mr. Weatherlight. Let me remind everyone on some of my wins recently. I’ve beatened President Jeff and might I add, for the second time in my career. And then in a tag team match, Biggs and I, we defeated President Jeff and Pence. And to all the doubters, you can all go screw yourselves. I’ve made a reputation for myself of taking Hardcore out in matches and this Sunday, it will be no different. Because with Biggs by my side helping me train, a former Overdrive Champion, a man who was a quarter finalist in the Experts Tournament. Pence, you stand no chance in hell. You may think you scare me, you may act like a big shot, but in reality, your boring and you put people to sleep. Who you slept with to get to the main event spot I’ll never know, but Chris Cyrus is going to make quick work of you and prove to the world that your time as a champion and a main eventer has come to end. I’m the future and its only a matter of time before I get that Heavyweight Title.
Pence, you’re a thing of the past, you’re a has been and you’ll never again amount to the success you once had here in APW. At the end of the day, there can only be one winner, and like it or not, Its going to be me Pence. I need this win more than you do and I will do whatever it takes you beat you. It makes me sick that you’ve come back after retiring because of some injury. That makes you a worthless piece of trash. I’ve busted my ass here since day one of APW and just because you we’re once a champion, you think your worthy of being back in the same position you we’re in before you quit? Not on my watch punk. I’m tired of guys coming in and jumping up the ranks past me when I’m just as much deserving of the spot. This is my opportunity to prove it. This is my time to shine and at One Night in Hell Pence, Chris Cyrus continues his winning way at One Night in Hell. One Night in Hell is MY event. In 2008, I buried 2 bitches in a Buried Alive match to win the Tag Titles for a 2nd time. Last year, Biggs and I defeated The AKA in a double Title Ladder match where I retained my Title. And now, in 2010, I predict that I will beat Pence Weatherlight and go on to bigger and better things.
This Sunday Pence, get ready, because I’ve bought you a one way ticket Straight To Hell. Why? Because I’m just Simply….AWESOME!
With that said, the camera zooms in on Chris as the scene fades to black.
