Post by Hollywood on Nov 4, 2010 20:09:21 GMT -4
A black van pulls up to a rather nice, big house in what looks to be a private neighborhood. The side door slides open, and hopping out of it are Matt Margera, Steve-O and Bam Margera. The camera pans over to show Wee-Man in the driver's seat, with Johnny Knoxville down in the floorboard so he can hit the brake and gas pedals. Wee-Man doesn't seem to happy with Johnny Knoxville at the moment.
WEE-MAN
OK, next time, you drive and I'll ride shotgun.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
Dude! There's no mirror down here for me to see what's going on in front of me!
WEE-MAN
All you had to do was listen!
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
I was trying to, but you kept talking faster than Luscious Johnny V!
Matt, Steve-O and Bam hear the commotion and stop in their tracks, throwing their arms up in the air. Matt snaps his head back at Wee-Man and Johnny.
MATT MARGERA
Guys, stop it! We made it here in one piece, and that's all that matters. Now let's focus on the task at hand: sending Bobby Bodacious and his boyfriend, the Gambler, a message like only we can.
Matt Margera starts off by spray-painting what looks to be a black Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck. He spray-paints messages such as "MATT WUZ HERE!" "SPORTS NUTZ > REVOLUTION!" & "BODACIOUSLY AWFUL!" We can hear Bam and Steve-O tearing things up in the background as the camera stays focused on Matt Margera, who looks up to deliver his message.
MATT MARGERA
OK, first of all, Stephen Saint, you don't need to worry about me turning my back on you. Unless, of course, you decide to loaf around and expect me to carry the workload, or if you try to screw me. Then I might consider serving you a nice, cold Benihana sandwich. But from what I can see, I don't think that's going to be a problem, so for right now, you're cool with me.
However, two men who are not cool with me are the men Stephen and I are facing this coming Sunday as I make my debut for IWC, wrestling in the New York area of all places. It may not be Texas, and I hope the people in that area don't hate me too bad after I gave them hell during the Rangers/Yankees series, but it will be fun nonetheless. But back on the subject at hand. This Sunday, Stephen Saint and I do battle with two men I'm all too familiar with: the Gambler and Bobby Bodacious. I remember all too well the ass-kickings I gave them when we wrestled against each other in the WRF, and I remember all too well how they would pull rabbits out of their hats to get a tainted win over me, such as having the owners in their back pockets to pay off crooked referees. Don't you deny it, Gambler, especially after you admitted that you've pulled off some shady dealings to make it as far as you have. Same goes for you, Bobby.
And Gambler, are you still bitter about the way I beat your ass a couple months back down in Texas? Can't get over the fact that a "skate punk" is slightly smarter than you, and can still go in that ring? I'll give you credit where it's due. For a man that's almost as old as the late Sparky Anderson... rest in peace, Sparky... you can still put up a hell of a fight. However, at the end of the day, I'm still younger than you; I'm still better than you; and I'm still bigger than you, in more ways than one.
Matt looks down at his crotch area, then back up at the camera, smiles and winks.
MATT MARGERA
Now as for Bobby Bodacious, I hope he enjoys the renovation job that my cousin Bam, and my good friend Steve-O are doing to his seriously outdated abode. In fact...
All of a sudden, we hear Bam and Steve-O running and screaming for their lives. We then hear angry shouting from some random man. The camera pans up, and it looks like... Bart Gunn chasing after Bam and Steve-O?! What the hell?!
BAM MARGERA
Matt, get in the van! Now!
Matt bolts for the van. Bam hops in, and slides the door shut right before Steve-O can get in, causing him to crash into the door and fall to the ground. The van begins to back out, but stops as soon as Steve-O screams at the top of his lungs after having the tire run over his ankle. The van pulls back forward, and the side door slides back open as Matt and Bam hop out and help Steve-O back into the van. The van backs up and peels out right before Bart Gunn can make it to the van. He's wagging his fist in the air as the van drives off.
The shot switches to inside the van. It's apparent that Johnny Knoxville and Wee-Man have changed places as Johnny is driving and Wee-Man is riding shotgun, sitting in a booster seat on the passenger seat of the van.
MATT MARGERA
What the hell was Bart Gunn doing there?!
STEVE-O
Hell if I know, man! Bam and I are tearing the place up, throwing monkey turds onto the siding when all of a sudden, the door flies open and it's Bart Gunn!
BAM MARGERA
I'm with Matt. What the hell was Bart Gunn doing at Bobby Bodacious' house?
WEE-MAN
BOBBY Bodacious?
MATT MARGERA
Yes, BOBBY Bodacious. You know, the guy whose house we were going to "redecorate"? I mean, your GPS can't be that off now, can it?
WEE-MAN
Damn, I really screwed up this time.
MATT MARGERA
What do you mean?
WEE-MAN
I thought you said Bodacious Bart, so I set the GPS to go to Bart Gunn's house. I hope you're not too pissed off about it.
Matt doesn't seem to know what to say, but it's pretty clear that he's seething with anger. He snaps and tries to jump over to grab Wee-Man, but Steve-O and Bam tackle him to the floorboard, using all their might to try and hold Matt down as we fade to black.
WEE-MAN
OK, next time, you drive and I'll ride shotgun.
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
Dude! There's no mirror down here for me to see what's going on in front of me!
WEE-MAN
All you had to do was listen!
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
I was trying to, but you kept talking faster than Luscious Johnny V!
Matt, Steve-O and Bam hear the commotion and stop in their tracks, throwing their arms up in the air. Matt snaps his head back at Wee-Man and Johnny.
MATT MARGERA
Guys, stop it! We made it here in one piece, and that's all that matters. Now let's focus on the task at hand: sending Bobby Bodacious and his boyfriend, the Gambler, a message like only we can.
Matt Margera starts off by spray-painting what looks to be a black Chevrolet Silverado pickup truck. He spray-paints messages such as "MATT WUZ HERE!" "SPORTS NUTZ > REVOLUTION!" & "BODACIOUSLY AWFUL!" We can hear Bam and Steve-O tearing things up in the background as the camera stays focused on Matt Margera, who looks up to deliver his message.
MATT MARGERA
OK, first of all, Stephen Saint, you don't need to worry about me turning my back on you. Unless, of course, you decide to loaf around and expect me to carry the workload, or if you try to screw me. Then I might consider serving you a nice, cold Benihana sandwich. But from what I can see, I don't think that's going to be a problem, so for right now, you're cool with me.
However, two men who are not cool with me are the men Stephen and I are facing this coming Sunday as I make my debut for IWC, wrestling in the New York area of all places. It may not be Texas, and I hope the people in that area don't hate me too bad after I gave them hell during the Rangers/Yankees series, but it will be fun nonetheless. But back on the subject at hand. This Sunday, Stephen Saint and I do battle with two men I'm all too familiar with: the Gambler and Bobby Bodacious. I remember all too well the ass-kickings I gave them when we wrestled against each other in the WRF, and I remember all too well how they would pull rabbits out of their hats to get a tainted win over me, such as having the owners in their back pockets to pay off crooked referees. Don't you deny it, Gambler, especially after you admitted that you've pulled off some shady dealings to make it as far as you have. Same goes for you, Bobby.
And Gambler, are you still bitter about the way I beat your ass a couple months back down in Texas? Can't get over the fact that a "skate punk" is slightly smarter than you, and can still go in that ring? I'll give you credit where it's due. For a man that's almost as old as the late Sparky Anderson... rest in peace, Sparky... you can still put up a hell of a fight. However, at the end of the day, I'm still younger than you; I'm still better than you; and I'm still bigger than you, in more ways than one.
Matt looks down at his crotch area, then back up at the camera, smiles and winks.
MATT MARGERA
Now as for Bobby Bodacious, I hope he enjoys the renovation job that my cousin Bam, and my good friend Steve-O are doing to his seriously outdated abode. In fact...
All of a sudden, we hear Bam and Steve-O running and screaming for their lives. We then hear angry shouting from some random man. The camera pans up, and it looks like... Bart Gunn chasing after Bam and Steve-O?! What the hell?!
BAM MARGERA
Matt, get in the van! Now!
Matt bolts for the van. Bam hops in, and slides the door shut right before Steve-O can get in, causing him to crash into the door and fall to the ground. The van begins to back out, but stops as soon as Steve-O screams at the top of his lungs after having the tire run over his ankle. The van pulls back forward, and the side door slides back open as Matt and Bam hop out and help Steve-O back into the van. The van backs up and peels out right before Bart Gunn can make it to the van. He's wagging his fist in the air as the van drives off.
The shot switches to inside the van. It's apparent that Johnny Knoxville and Wee-Man have changed places as Johnny is driving and Wee-Man is riding shotgun, sitting in a booster seat on the passenger seat of the van.
MATT MARGERA
What the hell was Bart Gunn doing there?!
STEVE-O
Hell if I know, man! Bam and I are tearing the place up, throwing monkey turds onto the siding when all of a sudden, the door flies open and it's Bart Gunn!
BAM MARGERA
I'm with Matt. What the hell was Bart Gunn doing at Bobby Bodacious' house?
WEE-MAN
BOBBY Bodacious?
MATT MARGERA
Yes, BOBBY Bodacious. You know, the guy whose house we were going to "redecorate"? I mean, your GPS can't be that off now, can it?
WEE-MAN
Damn, I really screwed up this time.
MATT MARGERA
What do you mean?
WEE-MAN
I thought you said Bodacious Bart, so I set the GPS to go to Bart Gunn's house. I hope you're not too pissed off about it.
Matt doesn't seem to know what to say, but it's pretty clear that he's seething with anger. He snaps and tries to jump over to grab Wee-Man, but Steve-O and Bam tackle him to the floorboard, using all their might to try and hold Matt down as we fade to black.
