Massacre on 34th Street Super Show

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KoRn's version of "Kidnap the Sandy Claws" blares over the speakers as IWC's Massacre on 34th Street begins it's live stream! The fans are on their feet, chanting "IWC! IWC! IWC!" as the music continues to play!

Nailz: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to IWC's first Super Show since our relaunch! Welcome to Massacre on 34th Street!

Beckett: If ever the name Super Show was more appropriate, I'd like to see it, because tonight, we crown two champions! In a Four Way Ladder Match, we will see Rico Casteel versus "Superstar" Bobby Bodacious versus "Supersonic" Branden Harvey versus "The Hardcore Princess" Kristina Blackwell face off to determine our first ever Suicidal Champion!

Nailz: Not only that, but at the end of the night, we will be crowning our first ever IWC Insane Champion in a Four Way Elimination Match! And what's more, we will be determining the participants of that match with four qualifying matches, making sure that only the best of the best make it to the finals!

Beckett: We have a lot of action here tonight, so let's send it to Adam Stenfelder in the ring!

Adam: This Massacre on 34th Street opening bout is the 2-out-of-3 Falls Lucha Match to qualify for the IWC Insane Title Fatal Four Way Elmination Match later tonight!

The fans cheer loudly, and their cheers get louder as the strobe lights begin to pulse as Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti stands at the “stage entrance”, posing for the crowd. The beat drops and the sounds of Powerman 5000 blares through the speakers with "When Worlds Collide".

Adam: Making her way to the ring first, from Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at 127 pounds, “The Hardcora Luchadora,” Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti!

Nailz: Olivetti makes history by being the first competitor to come through the curtains on an IWC Super Show! Will she be able to make more history here tonight by moving on to the Fatal Four Way?

Beckett: One huge obstacle in the way for Arcadia is the fact that not only did The Blackwells royally mess her up on the 100th episode of Overdrive, but she's coming off an extremely phyciscal match with Trevor Blackwell just two weeks ago!

As the crowd listens to the lyrics, "Are you ready to go/ Cause I'm ready to go/ What you gonna do baby baby" Arcadia jogs up to the ring apron in her black with silver luchadora costume and mask. The Hardcora Luchadora grabs the top rope and slingshots herself into the ring with flare. She looks at the crowd, shrugs lightly and brushes some invisible speck of dirt off of her shoulder.

The lights cut out to be replaced with a dim pink hue. As this happens, Blooded cuts in on the PA and the strong chords send the fans into a cacophony of noise, with both cheers and boos in the mix. The camera lingers upon the entrance for a moment before moving to the crowd and scanning it until she is found at the back, illuminated by a spotlight with her back to the camera.

Adam: And her opponent, from The City of Angels, weighing in at 132 pounds, “The Libertine” Delilah!

Nailz: Delilah has been on a roll since debuting in the Thanksgiving Tag Team Match on a recent episode of Asylum! But she heads into the ring to face a very game Arcadia in Arcadia's speciallty match!

Beckett: You know what else I wish she was on?

Nailz: You'd better not say yourself!

Beckett: Dang! How'd you guess!?

Delilah spins on her heel and walks down through the crowd. She hops over the barrier turning to the crowd for a moment to shoot them an almost villainous smile. She slides into the ring and stands, smoothing down her ring gear and stretching in her corner, readying herself for the match ahead.

2-out-of-3 Falls Lucha Match
Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti vs. “The Libertine” Delilah

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The ref signals for the opening bell and the action begins. Delilah charges at Arcadia and hits her with a flying forearm. She mounts herself on top of Arcadia and nails her with a series of punches to the head. Delilah picks Arcadia off the mat and whips her off the ropes. Arcadia bounces off the ropes and Delilah hits her with a Dropkick. Delilah picks Arcadia up and applies a side headlock. Arcadia shoves Delilah towards the ropes and Arcadia catches her in a Sleeper Hold on the rebound. Delilah lifts Arcadia off the mat and backs into the corner, smashing Arcadia into the turnbuckle. Arcadia releases the Sleeper hold and Delilah places her on the top turnbuckle. Delilah climbs up and sets Arcadia up for Superplex, but Arcadia shoves Delilah off the top rope. Delilah hits the mat. Arcadia stands up on the top rope and dives off with a Guillotine Leg Drop, but Delilah rolls out of the way. Arcadia crashes down on the canvas. Delilah picks her up and delivers a Piledriver. Delilah goes for the cover,
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Arcadia kicks out. Delilah picks her up and delivers a Bridging Northern Lights Suplex for the pin,
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Arcadia kicks out. Delilah climbs up on the top rope. She dives off and drops down on Arcadia with a flying Elbow Smash. Delilah goes for the cover,
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Arcadia kicks out.

Beckett: Three near falls for “The Libertine” there! Will she be able to get that ever important first fall!?

Nailz: Whoever gets the first fall gets a huge advantage!

Arcadia rolls out on the apron to regroup. Delilah charges against the ropes and kicks Arcadia onto the floor with a Baseball Slide. Arcadia gets right back up and climbs onto the apron again. Delilah gives Arcadia a dropkick that knocks her back onto the floor. Arcadia gets back on her feet and climbs onto the apron. Delilah walks up to Arcadia and spits Poison Mist. Arcadia drops down to the floor, dodging the mist, grabs Delilah's legs, and pulls her out of the ring. Arcadia gives Delilah a DDT on the floor. Arcadia climbs into the ring to regroup. Delilah is rolling over outside the ring.

After the regroup, Arcadia rolls out of the ring. She picks Delilah up and tosses her back into the ring. Arcadia rolls in after her.

Arcadia picks Delilah up off the mat and engages in a lockup. Arcadia twists Delilah's arm and boots her to the midsection. Arcadia locks Delilah under her arm and lifts her up with a Brainbuster. Arcadia runs towards the ropes. She springboards off the second rope and attempts a Lionsault, but Delilah gets her knees up. Arcadia drops down on Delilah's knees and gets a knee to the ribs. Delilah gets up to her feet. She picks Delilah up and whips her off the ropes. Arcadia rebounds off the ropes and Delilah catches her with a Swinging Hurricanrana. Delilah leaps onto the top rope. She steadies herself and then leaps off with a Frog Splash. As she drops down Arcadia gets her knees up Delilah gets a knee to the ribs.

Arcadia picks Delilah up and backs her into the corner. She takes Delilah by the arm and whips her across the ring into the corner on the other side. Arcadia sprints across the ring toward Delilah. As Arcadia nears the corner, Delilah drops down to the mat and catches Arcadia with a Drop Toe Hold. Arcadia falls forward and smashes her face against the bottom turnbuckle. Delilah picks Arcadia up and executes an X-Factor. Arcadia holds her face in pain and Delilah picks her up, and drops Arcadia with a Neckbreaker. Delilah rolls Arcadia over and drops several knees onto Arcadia's back. Arcadia holds her back in pain. Delilah sits on Arcadia's back and grabs both of her legs. Delilah pulls up on Arcadia's legs with an Elevated Boston Crab. Delilah stretches further and further back applying more pressure. The ref is down on the mat asking Arcadia if she wants to tap out. Arcadia refuses to give up. Arcadia begins to slowly crawl to the ropes. As Arcadia inches closer and closer, Delilah leans further back increasing the amount of pressure. Arcadia finally reaches out her hand and places it on the bottom rope. Delilah releases the hold.

Delilah gets up on her feet. Arcadia gets up and Delilah delivers a Pele Kick. Delilah climbs up on the top rope and leaps off. She drops down on Arcadia with a Flipping Leg Drop. Delilah goes for the cover,
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Arcadia kicks out. Delilah grabs Arcadia by the leg and applies a STF. Arcadia again reaches forward to try and grab the ropes, but she's right in the middle of the ring, and the ropes are out of her reach. The ref gets in position to watch for the tap out. Arcadia puts both of her hands on the mat and pushes up off the mat. She slowly makes her way over to the ropes and grabs on. Delilah releases the hold. Arcadia starts to get up on her feet. Delilah starts booting Arcadia to the head as she tries to pull herself up by the ropes. Arcadia gets up on her feet and Delilah goes for a punch. Arcadia blocks the punch and hits Delilah with a few punches of her own. Arcadia bounces off the ropes, but Delilah hits her with a Clothesline on the rebound. Arcadia crawls and sits in the corner. Delilah charges at her and locks in a Tiger Feint Crucifix. Arcadia screams in pain. After about three seconds of mind numbing pain, Delilah realeases the hold.

Nailz: Delilah is doing what she can to wear down her opponent, and is trying to eliminate Arcadia's air game!

Delilah picks Arcadia up and sets her up for a Spike DDT off the ropes. Delilah drops Arcadia down with a Spike DDT, but she twists into a Neckbreaker. Delilah goes for the cover,
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Arcadia kicks out. Delilah climbs up on the top rope as Arcadia slowly gets up on her feet. Delilah flies off the top rope and nails her with a Missile Dropkick. Delilah goes for the cover again,
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Arcadia kicks out. Delilah locks in the Torturously Bound. Arcadia screams in pain. She reaches down to tap, but stops herself. Finally, she grabs the bottom rope.

Delilah realeases the hold and slams her hands on the mat in frustration.

Delilah rolls out of the ring. She grabs a steel chair. Delilah rolls back into the ring with chair in hand. Delilah waits as Arcadia slowly gets up on her feet. Delilah swings the chair. Arcadia ducks it and grabs Delilah from behind and delivers a German Suplex. Arcadia jumps up on the top rope, walks the ropes, and delivers the Halo. Arcadia goes for the cover,
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Katrina "Arcadia" Olivetti - 1 / "The Libertine" Delilah - 0

Nailz: Arcadia gets the ever crucial first win with that move!

Beckett: If Delilah wants to move on to the Fatal Four Way for the Insane Title, she now has to win two falls in a row! No small feat against a competitor like Arcadia!

Delilah and Arcadia both are up again. Arcadia whips Delilah into the ropes. Arcadia throws herself off the opposite ropes and attempts to hit Delilah with a Clothesline. Delilah ducks under it and hoists Arcadia's body over her shoulders with a Fireman's Carry. Delilah dumps Arcadia over the top rope and she drops to the floor outside. Delilah gets a running start and throws herself over the top rope with a Suicide Dive to the outside. She spins in the air and nails Arcadia with a Corkscrew Cross Body Block.

Delilah picks Arcadia up and whips her into the steel cornerpost. Delilah throws the ring announcer out of his chair and sets the chair up a few feet away from Arcadia. Delilah gets a running start and steps off the chair, jumping high in the air and flying toward Arcadia. Arcadia takes the top piece off of the steel ring steps and throws it at the airborn body of Delilah. The steps hit Delilah and she falls. Arcadia shakes off the cobwebs and searches for a weapon. She snatches the water pitcher from off the broadcast table. Arcadia throws the water pitcher at Delilah, but Delilah catches it. Delilah smashes the pitcher against the broadcast table and the glass shatters. Delilah picks up a piece of glass and lunges towards Arcadia with it. Arcadia kicks Delilah's hand and knocks the pieco of glass out of her hand. Arcadia runs towards Delilah, but Delilah hits her with a knee to the gut. Delilah grabs Arcadia by the head and slams it down face first into the pile of glass on the broadcast table. Arcadia drops to the ground with pieces of glass sticking out of her face.

Delilah grabs a steel chair. She places it on Arcadia's head. Delilah reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. Delilah holds the sledgehammer up over her head and drives it down onto the chair, crushing Arcadia's head underneath and driving the glass shards further into her skin. Delilah holds the sldgehammer up in the air and again drives it onto the chair. Delilah drops the sledgehammer. She picks up the lifeless body of Arcadia, who is now a bloody mess and drags her over to the broadcast table. Delilah climbs up on the broadcast table and pulls Arcadia up with her. Delilah drives Arcadia's head throught the table with an Inverted Piledriver.

Delilah picks Arcadia up and throws her ito the ring. Delilah climbs into the ring and goes for the cover,
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Arcadia gets her shoulder up. Delilah picks Arcadia up and climbs up on the top rope. Delilah grabs Arcadia by the head and delivers a Tornado DDT. Delilah goes for the cover,
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Arcadia kicks out. Delilah rolls out of the ring. She throws the sledgehammer into the ring. She throws the steel chair into the ring. She then reaches under the ring and pulls out a stack of tables. She slides them into the ring. Delilah rolls into the ring. She picks up the sledgehammer as Arcadia gets up to her feet. Delilah runs at Arcadia and dives towards her. Delilah nails Arcadia over the head with the sledgehammer while flying through the air.

Delilah takes a table and sets it up in the middle of the ring. She takes a second table and stacks it on top of the other. Delilah rolls out of the ring. She reaches underneath and pulls out a Ladder. Delilah slides the ladder into the ring and rolls in after it. Delilah sets the ladder up beside the tables. Delilah lifts Arcadia up over her head and places her on top of the second table. Delilah climbs up the ladder on the outside. As she nears the top Arcadia gets up on her feet and stands on the top of the table. She waits until Delilah reaches the top. Arcadia then jumps in the air and hits Delilah with a Flying Clothesline. Delilah falls off the ladder to the outside of the ring and crashes onto the concrete.

Arcadia also falls and hits the canvas hard. The fans are erupting with chants of IWC! IWC! IWC! Both women lie motionless for nearly a minute. Arcadia rolls out of the ring. She picks Delilah up and throws her into the ring. Arcadia rolls in after her. Arcadia picks Delilah up and drags her up the ladder. Arcadia reaches the top of the stack of tables and places Delilah on top of it. Arcadia climbs to the top of the ladder. Arcadia leaps off the ladder with a 450 Splash, but Delilah rolls off the table in the nick of time. Delilah drops down and hits the mat hard, but Arcadia crashes through both tables. Delilah slowly rolls through the wreckage of the tables and goes for the cover,
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Katrina "Arcadia" Olivetti - 1 / "The Libertine" Delilah - 1

Nailz: Delilah ties it up!

Beckett: I wish she'd tie me up!

Delilah rolls out of the ring. She lies on the gorund outside the ring trying to get her bearings. Arcadia is hardly showing any signs of life at all. Delilah slowly gets up on her feet and Arcadia does the same. Arcadia gets up and notices Delilah on the outside. Arcadia walks towards the ropes. Delilah grabs her feet and trips her down to the mat. Delilah drags Arcadia out of the ring. She lifts Arcadia up and whips her to the guardrail. Delilah charges at the rail and Clotheslines Arcadia over it. Delilah climbs up on the rail. Arcadia slowly gets to her feet. Delilah jumps off the rail and hits Arcadia with a Cross Body Block.

They get to their feet. Arcadia attempts a Superkick, but Delilah pulls a fan infront of her, and the fan takes a kick to the jaw. Arcadia checks on the fan who lies out cold on the concrete. Delilah grabs a steel chair. She folds it and cracks Arcadia across the back with it. Delilah lies the chair down on the floor. She grabs Arcadia by the head and drives her head into the chair with an Elevated DDT.

Delilah starts arguing with a fan.

Arcadia gets up and nails Delilah in the back with a steel chair. Delilah trips over the unconscious fan and tumbles over the guardrail and into the aisle. Arcadia uses the guardrail to slingshot herself onto Delilah with a Leg Drop.

Arcadia picks Delilah up and drags her up the ramp. Arcadia sets delilah up and drops her on the concrete with a DDT.

Arcadia picks Delilah up and drags her to the edge of the ramp. Arcadia sets her up for a Suplex, but Delilah hits her with a stiff shot to the kidney’s. Delilah lifts Arcadia up in a Suplex and drops her face first. Arcadia drops off the stage and crashes face first down on the concrete below. Delilah stands on the edge of the stage with her back to Arcadia. She jumps off and drops down on Arcadia with an Asai Moonsault.

Delilah gets up on her feet. She looks down at Arcadia who is hardly moving. She then looks up at the upper deck. Delilah finds a conveniently placed ladder that lleads to the upper deck. She begins to climb. Arcadia slowly rises to her feet. She looks at Delilah climbing the ladder and decides to take the stairs. Arcadia reaches the top first and crouches behind some seats. Delilah reaches the top and looks down. She is confused when she sees Arcadia is not there. Arcadia jumps out from behind the seats. She goes for a Superkick. Delilah ducks it. Arcadia spins around and Delilah grabs her hair and hits the Mallrat Genocide off the balcony. They're both hurt, but Delilah is able to get up and drag Arcadia over the guardrail and into the ring. Delilah covers,
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Winner: “The Libertine” Delilah[/center]

Adam: Here is your winner, by the score of 2 pinfalls to 1, “The Libertine” Delilah!

“Blooded” begins to play again as the ref raises Delilah's arm in victory! Some of the fans cheer loudly, while a large portion boos the fact that Arcadia lost.

Nailz: A huge win for Delilah here, as she's the first competitor to qualify for the Fatal Four Way Elmination Match to crown our first Insane Champion here tonight!

Beckett: How much will she have left for the main event after that wild match?!

[reginald]

Adam Stenfelder is in the ring ready to introduce the next match

Stenfelder: The following contest is the FANS BRING THE WEAPONS MATCH!

The IWC arena fills with cheers from the hardcore crowd as The opening riffs of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits the PA and the fans quickly start booing. Slowly, Chris Cyrus emerges from behind the entrance curtain and stands at the top of the stage, looking out at the crowd.

Stenfelder: From Las Vegas Nevada, weighing in at 240 pounds, Chris....CYRUS!

Chris begins making his way down to the ring and fans are waving weapons in front of him. Chris grabs a baseball bat and slides it under the ring and then grabs a Frizbe and throws it to the back wall of the arena. Chris slides into the ring and walks over to the corner and climbs up the middle rope and the crowd boo's him. Chris gives them all an evil stare and jumps back down into the ring and waits.

The lights go out and Nightmare by Avenge Sevonfold blasts over the pa as the words rattle the iwc landscape "welcome to my nightmare", then Jason Royce walks out to loud boo's from the fans and pose for the flash bulbs.

Stenfelder: And his opponent, from Winnipeg Cananda, JASON...ROYCE

A fan gives Jason a chair and he tosses it in the ring, but Chris takes it and tosses it out of the ring. Another fans hands Jason a cookie sheet and Jason throws that in the ring, but Chris throws it right back out. Another fans hands Jason a Guitar Hero Guitar and Jason slides into the ring with it and Chris Slides out

Russ: Chris Cyrus wants nothing to do with these weapons and he’s running like a scared little girl

Steve: Jason is blood thirsty. He’s going to look or revenge from a month ago when Chris defeated Jason

Jason tells Chris to get into the ring, but Chris tells the ref to get Jason to get rid of the Guitar. Jason agree’s and drops it over the top rope. Chris slowly gets into the ring and the ref calls for the bell to start this match

FANS BRING THE WEAPONS
Chris Cyrus Vs Jason Royce

The two lock up and Chris is quick to put a side headlock in on Jason and takes him over to the mat with a headlock take down and locks it in tight. Jason fights up to his feet and goes to throw Cyrus off into the ropes, but Cyrus holds on and takes Jason back over with a headlock and the fans begins to boo. Cyrus yells out “Headlocks All Night!” Jason gets to his feet and gives Cyrus a few shots to the kidney and throws him off into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Cyrus ducks and Cyrus grabs Jason and takes him over again in another headlock. The crowd boo’s heavy and start chanting “This is Boring, This Is Boring.”

Russ: The fans seemed surprised that this is something Chris Cyrus would do.

A fan yells out “USE A FUCKIN WEAPON YOU PUSSY”. The crowd laughs and Cyrus keeps the headlock locked in and Jason manages to roll Cyrus onto his back for a cover
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Cyrus rolls back over. Jason fights to his feet and elbows out of the headlock and throws Cyrus into the ropes and Jason grabs Cyrus and takes him over in a headlock and the fans cheer.

Russ: Now the fans want Headlocks?

Steve: These fans are crazy. I think they are just getting Chris mad now

Chris fights to his feet and elbows Jason in the gut and then gets behind him in a waist lock. Jason runs at the ropes and holds on while Chris bounces off and rolls backwards. Jason charges at Cyrus and again, Chris Cyrus takes Jason over with a headlock take down and this time, the fans cheer for the headlock and Chris is getting mad now.

Steve: Chris Cyrus’s plan was to make sure the fans weapons aren’t going to be used and so far he’s accomplished that

Fans: WE WANT HEAD LOCKS *Clap Clap ClapClapClap* WE WANT HEAD LOCKS *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*

Chris yells at the fans to shut up and Jason fights to his feet and throws Chris off into the ropes, but Chris comes back and Jason catches him with a power slam. Jason grabs Chris and tosses him out of the ring. Jason follows and grabs the Guitar Hero Guitar, pretends to play it and then and breaks it over Chrises back. Chris lets out a loud yelp as Jason grabs a cell phone from a fan who is in the middle of texting and breaks it over Chrises head. The cell phone shatters into pieces as Chris tries to get away. He tries to get into the ring, but Jason grabs him and keeps him on the floor and knocks him down with a clothesline.

Russ: What does that fan in the front row have?

Steve: I can’t believe it.

The fan holds up a Tricycle and wants Jason to use it. The fans start chanting “USE THE TRICYCLE. USE THE TRICYCLE. USE THE TRICYCLE” Jason takes the Tricycle, lays it on the mat, picks Chris up and body slams him right onto the Tricycle and the fans cheer. Jason grabs the Tricycle from under Chris and throws it down on top of him before picking Chris up and rolls him into the ring. Jason picks up the chair from the beginning of the match and gets into the ring. Chris pulls himself up in the corner and Jason runs at him with the chair and Chris gets his feet up, kicking the chair into Jason’s face. Jason drops the chair and Chris grabs Jason and DDT’s him right on top of the chair. Chris covers Jason
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Russ: didn’t Chris say he wasn’t going to use any weapons

Steve: Technically he never used them, they just happened to be there when he did his move.

Russ: I don’t care what Chris say’s, he still has Hardcore in his blood

Chris grabs Jason, pulls him to his feet and brings him to the corner and starts kicking him before throwing him to the opposite corner. Chris runs at Jason and clotheslines him in the corner. Chris grabs Jason before he can fall out of the corner and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep and it just happens, Jason lands on the chair. Chris gets out of the ring and grabs a NES Controller from a fan. Chris gets back in the ring and takes the wire of the controller and wraps it around Jason’s neck and begins choking him. A Fan yells out “I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T GOING TO USE ANY WEAPONS” And Chris replies “I NEVER SAID I WASN’T GOING TO CHOKE HIM YOU IDIOT.” Chris continues to choke Jason and Jason is starting to fade away. Jason however, is able to grab the controller itself and starts hitting Chris in the face with it. Chris lets go of Jason and Jason gets up, still with the cord wrapped around his neck, takes Chris down with a spear. Jason takes the cord off from around his neck and calls for a fan to toss him a weapon and a women tosses him a huge black dildo.

Russ: Oh My

Steve: What don’t these fans have

A new chant begins “FUCK HIM UP JASON FUCK HIM UP.” Jason takes the Dildo and has Chris gets to his feet, Jason puts it in Chrises Mouth and starts choking him with it. It doesn’t last long as Chris kicks Jason in the gut and him and the Dildo out of the ring. Chris goes out of the ring and see’s a kid in a wheel chair in the front row enjoying the action. Chris goes over to him and gets behind his wheel chair and rolls him in line with Jason. The Kid’s mother is yelling at Chris and with Jason up, Chris pushes the wheel chair towards Jason. Chris stops short and the Kid darts out of the wheel chair, knocking Jason to the ground. Chris laughs as he takes a little break by sitting in the wheel chair. Chris goes over and grabs and Jason is quick to thumb Chris in the eye and bounces his head off the ring post. Jason is up and see’s a guy in the front row hopping on one leg and holding a prosthetic leg up in the air

Fans: USE HIS LEG. USE HIS LEG, USE HIS LEG

Russ: Can you believe this Beckett. I don’t think I’ve ever seen something like this before

Steve: They have everything but the Kitchen Sink here

Russ: I wouldn’t rule that out yet

Jason grabs the leg and starts beating Chris over the head and back with it. Chris tries to get away but no luck. Jason grabs a back scratcher and scratches the back of Chris before breaking it over his back. Jason rolls Chris back into the ring and grabs a Fork from a fan.

Russ: Jason Royce is hungry!

Jason sits Chris on the mat and begins stabbing Chris in the forehead with the fork. Blood is starting to trickle down Chrises face and Jason digs the fork into Chrises cut and then throws the fork out of the ring. Jason grabs the chair from earlier and wedges it between the top and middle turn buckle in the corner. Jason picks Chris up and throws him towards the chair but Chris reverses it and kicks Jason in the gut then grabs Jason, throwing him head and shoulder first into the chair. The impact causes Jason to fall to the outside through the ropes. Chris starts taking the tape off his wrist as he goes to the outside. He grabs Jason’s arm and ties his arm to the bottom rope with his wrist tape and then does the same to Jason’s other arm

Steve: What in the hell is Chris Cyrus planning here.

The fan in the front row as a Keyboard. Chris tells him to come over the guard rail and hit Jason with it. The fans jumps over it and nails Jason in the face with the Key board. Chris calls over another fan who has a VCR and the fan hits Jason with the VCR in the face. And then another fan with the Wii Fit board comes over and hits Jason in the head. Jason looks to be knocked out as Chris unties him and Jason falls to the floor. Chris gets another fan with a Steel Chain to hit Jason in the back with it multiple times before Chris takes Jason and rolls him into the ring.

Russ: I must give Chris credit, he never used one weapon, he had someone else use it.

Steve: I’ve never seen fans get involved like this before.

Chris picks Jason up and sets him up for the Straight To Hell (Rock Bottom). Jason elbows his way out of it and then is able to grab Chris and drops him with his finisher, the Hells Cross. Jason doesn’t go for a cover, instead he calls for weapons from the fans. An Xbox gets tossed to him and he puts it on top of Chris and then a Lap top, putting it on top of Chris. A set of horse shoes and a xylophone gets tossed in and Jason puts it on top of Chris. Chris has a pile of objects on top of him and Jason signals for a 450. Jason climbs to the top rope. Jason comes off with the 450, but Chris rolls out from under the weapons and Jason Crashes right into them. Chris is up, grabs Jason and nails him with the Stright To Hell right ontop of all the weapons and Chris Covers
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Winner and advancing to the Main Event: CHRIS CYRUS

“Iron Man” By Black Sabbath hits the PA and Chris begins celebrating his victory

Russ: Chris is still undefeated here in IWC

Steve: And now he has a shot at the Insane Title later on tonight. Chris wants that title so bad and now he’s one match away from it.

Chris continues to celebrate and then exit’s the ring, heading towards the back as the ref checks on Jason.

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Adam: The following contest is the Wild Card Match, scheduled for one fall! In this match, the stipulations of winning the match will change as the match goes on!

The lights dim as the opening notes of “The Gambler,” by Kenny Rogers, begin playing. Spotlights show reflections of playing cards along the entrance. Gambler, wearing a jacket with an Ace of Hearts of Jack of Diamonds, takes his time strolling out to the ring, deck of cards between both hands. At random intervals, Gambler tosses a few cards at members of the audience.

Adam: Making his way to the ring first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 237 pounds, The Gambler!

Nailz: You've got to think that this kind of match is right up The Gambler's alley, with it's inherent sense of risk, the unknown factors.

Beckett: I'm not sure that he'd have an inherent advantage over Blackwell in this match, but at the very least, if anyone should be in this kind of a match, it should be The Gambler!

When Gambler makes it to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Gambler goes to one knee while reaching into a jacket pocket, pulling out a pair of die. Gambler rolls the die on the mat, getting a "7" from the roll. The lights come all the way on as Gambler gets to both feet, making sure to take his jacket off.

"Revolution Is My Name" by Pantera assaults the loudspeakers as the lights go down and blue and white strobe lights illuminate the stage. Everybody's Hero, The Paragon of Hardcore, "The Career Killer" Trevor Blackwell appears, his Singapore Cane clutched in his hand, his arms outstretched in the Trademark Blackwell Crucifix Pose, the crowd exploding to a deafening roar as the red and blue strobes spread out across the arena. His Little Sister, "The Hardcore Princess" Kristina Blackwell and his prodigy, "The Hybrid" Damian Dimitri appear from the entranceway, flanking him on either side. One of Trevor's arms raises his Singapore Cane above his head as Kristina poses sexily for the male IWC Faithful that clamor to touch her and The Barbed Wire Buzzsaw shows off his biceps and chest muscles in a lunging pose for the female IWC Faithful that drool and squeel.

Adam: And his opponent, accompanied by “The Barbed Wire Buzzsaw” Damian Dimitri and “The Hardcore Princess” Kristina Blackwell, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 293 pounds, “The Paragon of Hardcore” Trevor Blackwell!

Nailz: Blackwell is considered by many to one of the odds on favorites to win the IWC Insane Championship tonight!

Beckett: Considering the kind of reaction he's getting from these fans, I think it's safe to say that that's the general concensus!

The Hardcore Icon and The Hybrid strut back and forth, slapping hands with the rabidly loyal, frenzied fans as The Hardcore Princess walks behind them... down the center of the aisle, her ice blue eyes focused on the ring. They reach the ring and Trevor stops. Kristina and Damian slide into the ring as The Excellence of Extreme does a lap around the squared circle, slapping more hands and paying homage to the faithful Long Island fans that have truly made him a household name. Trevor Blackwell climbs the steps and over the middle rope into the ring as each of the three take a turnbuckle respectively, striking The Blackwell Crucifix pose for every facet of the crowd before Trevor steps into the middle of the ring and raises his Sinapore Cane over his head and waits for the bell to ring.

Before the ref can ring the bell, “Raining Blood,” by Slayer, hits the speakers, and President Jeff makes his way into the arena, with Reginald Schmidt in tow. Jeff stops at the ring, and has a mic in hand.

Jeff: Trevor, Gambler, you're both probably wondering what the heck I'm doing out here. Well, this Wild Card Match needed somebody to determine when and how the stipulations change over the course of the match, and Reginald and myself agreed that who better for the job than me?!

Trevor glares at President Jeff, obviously unhappy that the man who bought IWC from right out beneath his nose is present. Reginald speaks into a mic of his own at this point.

Reginald: Also, in the interest of fairness, I am asking Damian Dimitri and Kristina Blackwell to please leave the ringside area at this time.

The fans boo this, and Dimitri and Kristina begrudgingly comply, shooting Jeff and Reggie some dirty looks as they head back to the backstage area. Jeff and Reginald then take a couple of seats in the time keeper's corner. Trevor is shaking his head in the ring as the ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!

Wild Card Match
Trevor Blackwell vs. The Gambler

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Jeff: The match must be won by pinfall!

Blackwell, who still has his Singapore Cane in hand, takes a wild swing at The Gambler, but the experienced competitor dodges the blow, stepping backwards to create some distance between himself and Blackwell. Blackwell takes another swing, missing The Gambler again! Blackwell continues to swing the Cane like a madman, chasing The Gambler around the ring before the Gambler wisely exits the ring quickly through the ropes. The fans boo The Gambler loudly, while Trevor tries to beckon him back into the ring. The camera picks up The Gambler saying, “I don't like the odds of that!” as he stays outside the ring. Blackwell loses his patience, and slides out of the ring, but as he does so, The Gambler steps in, attacking him with hard punches to the crown of the head right as Trevor's feet touch the ground!

Beckett: Smart by The Gambler to close the gap like that! The Singapore Cane is not very effective in such close quarters!

Trevor drops the cane, and proceeds to brawl with The Gambler outside the ring as the crowd chants “Blackwell! Blackwell!” The Gambler gets the advantage, giving Blackwell a thumb to the eyes, and follows up by whipping Blackwell chest first into the barricade! The Gambler then picks up the Singapore Cane, and measures up Blackwell, nailing him hard in the small of the back! As Trevor stands up straight, arching his back in pain, The Gambler cracks him right between the eyes with the cane, sending Tervor down to the floor! The Gambler knows it's going to take a lot more than that to put The Paragon of Hardcore away, so he begins to rummage beneath the ring, pulling out a duffle bag full of goodies! He tosses it into the ring, before going back beneath the ring to pull out a cookie sheet. By this point, Blackwell is pulling himself back up by the barricade, and The Gambler comes in with the cookie sheet, pressing the end of it right into the throat of Blackwell, choking him! As the Gambler does this, Blackwell kicks up with his leg, nailing The Gambler right in the nuts! The fans cheer loudly at the low blow, and Blackwell follows up by picking up the cookie sheet, and denting it over the head of The Gambler! The Gambler falls backwards, and as he's on the floor, Blackwell pulls The Gambler back up, and pulls him in position for a Fall Away Slam, sending The Gambler flying right into the barricade! Blackwell goes for a cover, 1
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The Gambler kicks out! Blackwell gives The Gambler a few punches to the face before pulling him back up and tossing him over the barricade into the crowd! The event staff tries their darnedest to keep the fans back, but to no avail, as Trevor climbs over the barricade himself and the fans swarm him! The Gambler uses this unwitting crowd protection to commendear a steel chair, and swings it over a fan, nailing Blackwell right in the face! Blackwell can't fall back, as there are fans there to catch him, but the Gambler shoves the fans out of his way before taking another swing at Blackwell! Again, he connects with the face of Blackwell! “Get the hell away!” The Gambler yells at the fans as they make getting back to the barricade a slog. The Gambler warns them once more, and takes a swing, hitting both Blackwell and a fan who got too close! The fans boo The Gambler loudly, but the Gambler just tosses the chair to the ringside area, and shrugs, as if saying it was the fan's own fault!

Nailz: It's a good thing we have the clause in the tickets that fans can't sue us if they get hurt at one of our shows!

The Gambler then grabs a hold of Trevor's head and drags him through the sea of humanity until they reach the barricade, where The Gambler tosses Blackwell over the barricade and climbs over himself. He then picks up the steel chair, but before he can follow up, Blackwell grabs a hold of the Singapore Cane, and while still on his back, he swings it at the legs of The Gambler, tripping up The Gambler, and causing him to fall face first into the chair! Trevor goes for a cover, 1
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Jeff: The match must now be won by submission!

The ref immediately stops the count, and Trevor is pissed.

Nailz: Do you think Jeff changed the match at that instant just to prevent Trevor from winning?

Beckett: I don't think so, although I wouldn't put it past that creep!

Nailz: Remember, that “creep” pays your bills, so don't go saying anything you wouldn't want him hearing!

Trevor pulls The Gambler up and rolls him back into the ring. He tosses his Cane into the ring, as well as the chair, throwing it so that it nails The Gambler in the midsection as it comes falling down. As The Gambler is dazed, Trevor slides back into the ring, pulls The Gambler up, and wraps him up in a Dragon Sleeper, falling to his back and wrapping his legs around the Gambler with Leg Scissors! Trevor has The Gambler in the middle of the ring, with nowhere to go! The Gambler is holding on mightyly, but looks like he may be on the verge of giving up! The fans are cheering for Blackwell at the top of their lungs, and The Gambler raises his hand ever so slightly, looking like he may tap at any second!

Jeff: This match must now be won by Last Man Standing!

Trevor lets go of the hold, and heads over to the ropes, yelling at Jeff, accusing him of screwing him over. Jeff just shrugs his shoulders. This distraction gives The Gambler enough time to get back to his feet, and he blasts Blackwell from behind with the Steel Chair! The Gambler begins to unload on Blackwell with the chair, beating him down to the mat! With Blackwell down, The Gambler walks over to the duffle bag, and pulls out a pair of Hand Cuffs! The Gambler gets an evil grin on his face as he walks over to the downed Trevor, and applies the cuffs while the fans boos at the top of their lungs!

Nailz: How the hell is Trevor going to be able to compete in this match handcuffed like that!?

Beckett: This is genius on the part of The Gambler!

The Gambler has gotten both of Blackwell's hands cuffed, and he sets the chair up in the middle of the ring. He then pulls Blackwell up and sits him in the chair. With Blackwell seated, The Gambler then runs towards the ropes, but as he does so, Trevor gets up from the chair, drawing a loud pop from the crowd, and manages to send The Gambler crashing face first into the chair with a Drop Toe Hold! The fans are going wild as Blackwell lays the boots to The Gambler, and then backs up, telling the ref to start the count!

“1!”

“2!”

“3!”

By this point, the Gambler is starting to get up, so Trevor runs in and kicks him in the face as hard as he can! Trevor gives him a few more stomps to the face and backs up again so the ref can re-begin the count.

“1!”

“2!”

“3!”

Again, The Gambler begins to get up, and Trevor is frusterated. He tries desperately to break out of the cuffs, but has no such luck. This gives The Gambler the chance to get to his feet, where he proceeds to rush in towards Blackwell, nailing a hard shot to the face! As Blackwell is staggered, The Gambler nails him with The Hustle (Roaring Elbow) sending Trevor to the mat! The Gambler steps back, allowing the ref to start the count, as Trevor is flat on his back and struggling to get up.

“1!”

“2!”

“3!”

“4!”

“5!”

Trevor is making no headway in getting back to his feet on his own power, so he begins to roll towards the ropes...

Nailz: Trevor is in a bad spot here!

Beckett: He's fallen, and he can't get up! Haha!

“6!”

“7!”

Trevor rolls beneath the ropes, and lands on his feet! The ref stops the count as the fans cheer loudly!

Nailz: Trevor round a way to get back up! Brilliant!

The Gambler curses under his breath, but is quick to grab the chair back up and slide out the ring away from Trevor. Trevor waddles his way towards The Gambler, but The Gambler comes shooting around the ring, and tosses the chair right at Blackwell! Blackwell dodges, and the chair hits the barricade with a loud clang! Blackwell stops the Gambler in his tracks with a Hard Kick to the gut, which hunches The Gambler over! Blackwell then gives him a hard Headbutt to the back of the head, causing the Gambler to fall face first into the concrete floor! With The Gambler down, Blackwell walks up the ring steps, stepping onto the apron, facing out towards The Gambler! As The Gambler pulls himself up with the barrier, Trevor leaps off the apron, using his body as a flying projectile! The Gambler gets out of the way, and Trevor lands chin first right on the barrier, sending him falling backwards to the floor! Trevor looks to be out of it as Reginald begins to speak.

Reginald: Hey Jeff, do you mind if I pick the next stipulation?

Jeff: Knock yourself out.

Reginald: Thanks! This match is now a Boxers or Briefs match, where the winner is the first man to strip his opponent down to his underwear!

Nailz: OH GOD NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, REGGIE!?

Beckett: That man is sick in the head, that's for sure.

The Gambler shakes his head in disgust, but rolls with it, grabbing Blackwell up and propping him up against the barrier. The Gambler undoes Blackwell's jean shorts, and pulls them down, revealing Blackwell's tighty whities! The fans jeer, and The Gambler shudders. However, there's still the matter of Blackwell's shirt, and The Gambler is trying to figure out how to take it off due to the handcuffs. By this point, Blackwell is starting to come to, and out of instinct, kicks up at the Gambler, hitting him square in the nuts once more! Trevor then uses his teeth to get a hold of The Gambler's shirt, and tries to pull on it, but with little effect! The Gambler gives Blackwell as Lowblow of his own, bringing Blackwell to his knees! The Gambler then kicks him right in the face, sending Blackwell falling back into the barricade again. The Gambler then looks under the ring, and finds a pair of scissors, which he then uses to cut Trevor's shirt off of him to win the match, DING! DING! DING!

Winner: The Gambler[/center]

Adam: Here is your winner, The Gambler!

The fans are in an uproar as The Gambler quickly heads up the aisle, not wanting to see the sight of a half-naked Trevor Blackwell. The fans are livid as Trevor lays there, trying to get up, but having trouble because of the cuffs. Jeff and Reginald get up from their chairs, and head up to the aisleway themselves. Jeff gives Trevor a mocking thumbs up as he and Reginald walk past.

Nailz: Trevor put up a valiant effort, but he ends up getting embarrassed here tonight by The Gambler!

Beckett: You're forgetting President Jeff and Reginald! Jeff has never liked The Paragon of Hardcore, and I think Reginald was trying to get some payback for the way the Blackwells treated him at the relaunch of IWC. It's an abuse of power is what it is!

By this point, Dimitri and Kristina Blackwell are out with a blanket, which they wrap Trevor in as they help him up and to the back.

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Adam: The following contest is the Extreme Battle Royale, where the winner will move on to the Four Way Elimination Match for the IWC Insane Title later tonight!

The ring is filled with weapons, like Kendo Sticks and trash cans, a Stop sign, and other assorted hardware. “Lithium,” by Nirvana, hits the speakers, and Anthony James enters the arena to cheers from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans as he goes along.

Adam: Making his way to the ring first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 201 pounds, Anthony James!

The PA system comes on as "Shout 2000" by Disturbed begins to play out over the system. Madok emerges from behind the curtain and begins to walk down to the ring, he flicks off a few fans who begin to chant his name.

Adam: And his opponent, from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 180 pounds, Madok Mortalis!

Madok pauses as he reaches the ring and then jumps on to the outside apron and looks around at the fans in attendance. He gets inside the ring and jumps on the ropes as he holds up his middle finger and a few of the fans do it too, while they are chanting his name still. As his music dies down, Madok sits down on the mat and watches the curtain for his other opponents to show up.

"On My Way To The Cage" starts up as an intense Chambers emerges from the back. He walks purposefully down the ramp, not taking his eyes off of his opponent. He removes his t-shirt, inserts his mouthpiece and slides under the bottom rope.

Adam: And their opponent, from Gadsen, Alabama, weighing in at 240 pounds, “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers!

"Woman On A Mission" by Gabriella Cilmi hits the PA, and the crowd erupts into vociferous booing. Isabella walks out of the entrance way, smirking at the petty little crowd, before posing with her arms outstretched as Catherine-wheel pyrotechnics whirl and explode behind her.

Adam: Making her way to the ring, from Palermo, Sicily, weighing in at 135 pounds, “The Diva of Extreme” Isabella Pazzini!

She makes her way slowly down to the ring, before climbing up the steps and over the middle rope. She walks to the far turnbuckle and outstretches her arms once again, as pyros fall like rain all around the ring.

"Young Cardinals" starts off with two sets of strobe lights illuminating the entrance way, an explosive burst of pyro sprays up right in the entrance briefly while Harry walks out through it, he continues down the aisle looking around at the crowd nearest to him, he smirks at them whilst picking up the pace.

Adam: And their opponent, from London, England, “The Spitfire” Harry Durden!

Harry stops directly at the rings edge and places his palm on the canvas, he quietly talks to himself before leaping onto the outside edge of the ring, Durden then climbs through conventionally and paces around the ring allowing his music to psych himself into a crazed swagger, he keeps his eyes focused on the entrance as he now paces from one side of the ring to the other.

“Breathe,” by Swollen Members, hits the PA, and Amber walks out on stage and begins walking down to the ring, as she does a burst of light can be seen from the ceiling and paper butterflies begin to fall everywhere.

Adam: And from Lindsay, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 109 pounds, “The Amber Alert” Amber Stevens!

The camera zeroes in on the entrance way as "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" by Cage The Elephant assaults the loudspeakers. The crowd lets out a thunderous ovation as "The New Breed" Damian Dimitri appears on the stage, striking a very Blackwell-style Crucifix Pose to the delight of all the ladies in the audience.

Adam: And finally, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 225 fives, “The Barbed Wire Buzzsaw” Damian Dimitri!

He struts down the aisle as Cage The Elephant belts out his theme, reaching the ring and vaulting onto the apron with an agile leap. He looks out over the cheering crowd before stepping over the second rope and scaling a turnbuckle. The Hybrid looks out over his fans, striking another Crucifix Pose for them before leaping off with a beautifully executed back flip. He smiles and waits for his opponent, flexing his fingers and nimbling up his wrists. Once all seven competitors are in the ring, the ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!

Extreme Battle Royale
Madok Mortalis vs. “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers vs. “The Diva of Extreme” Isabella Pazzini vs. Harry Durden vs. “The Barbed Wire Buzzsaw” Damian Dimitri vs. “The Amber Alert” Amber Stevens Vs Anthony James

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Nailz: These seven competitors have quite the opportunity ahead of them, because the winner of this match gets to move on to the Fatal Four Way Elimination Match for the IWC Title later tonight!

Beckett: Of the qualifying matches, this one is perhaps the most challenging to win, just because Battle Royales are so unpredictable!

Harry Durden has the misfortune of being next to the ropes as Chambers charges right at him, giving him a hard clothesline, and sending him to the floor!

Eliminated: Harry Durden

Nailz: A quick first elimination, courtesy of James Chambers!

Elsewhere in the ring, Anthony James has Amber Stevens trapped in the corner, where he's working her over with some punches to the midsection, while Dimitri is paired off with Madok, both men brawling in the opposite corner. Isabella Pazzini decides it would be a smart idea to jump up on the back of Chambers, and tries to apply a Sleeper Hold! Chambers reaches up behind him and slams Pazzini hard into a garbage can laying in the ring, causing her to arch her back in pain! By this point, Damian has gotten the advantage over Madok, and chokes him a bit in the corner before reaching down and grabbing a Kendo Stick, cracking Madok right between the eyes, forcing him to fall to a seated position in the corner! With Madok down in the corner, Dimitri yells out “FORE!” and swings the Kendo Stick like a golf club, catching Madok beneath the chin! In the opposite corner, Amber has escaped from her predicament with Anthony James, and grabs him by the collar, and places him in the corner! She gives him a couple of hard chops to the chest before backing up a bit and charging in! James has the state of mind to quickly respond, countering her charge with a Back Body Drop, sending her flying over the ring post down to the floor!

Eliminated: Amber Stevens

Beckett: Two down, four more eliminations to go!

As Dimitri places his boot into the throat of Madok, choking him in the corner, Chambers reaches down and pulls Pazzini up, and tossing her over the ropes to the floor!

Eliminated: Isabella Pazzini

Nailz: Thanks for coming, Isabella! Your night's done!

At this point, Anthony James leaps up to the top rope and jumps off, catching Chambers with a Diving Double Knee Drop to the shoulders, taking Chambers down! He then grabs the crumbled up garbage can, placing it on Chambers' midsection, and pulls off a Standing Moonsault, crushing the can into Chambers' gut! James holds his own gut in pain as he kicks his feet on the mat. Over in the corner, Dimitri pulls Madok up to his feet, but on the way up, Madok gives him a hard knee to the gut, and follows up with a Pele Kick! With Dimitri on the mat, Madok quickly heads to the top rope, and jumps off, nailing a 450 Splash! As Madok gets to his feet, he pulls Dimitri up with him, and goes to toss him over the ropes! Dimitri gets his hands on the top rope as he flies over, and catches him self, his feet mere centimeters from the ground! Madok begins beating onto Dimitri's hands, trying to force him to loosen his grip, but to no avail! By this point, Anthony James is back up to his feet, and seeing the struggle going on, he heads over to help Madok try to eliminate The Barbed Wire Buzzsaw, but Madok mistakes his coming over for an act of aggression, disengaging with Dimitri to turn his focus to Anthony! The two begin to brawl, trading rapid fire punches, as Dimitri begins to skin the cat! As he does so, he wraps his legs around the head of Anthony James, and uses his core strength to pull James over the ropes and crashing to the floor!

Eliminated: Anthony James

Beckett: James shouldn't have gotten involved in the fracas between Mortalis and Dimitri! It cost him!

Dimitri is trying to skin the cat once more, but Madok rushes in and gives him a drop kick to the midsection, causing him to let go of the ropes and fall sickeningly to the floor head first!

Eliminated: Damian Dimitri

Nailz: We're down to the final two! Either James Chambers or Madok Mortalis will be moving on to the finals for the IWC Insane Title later tonight!

Beckett: This Battle Royale has gone by fast and furious!

Chambers is up to his feet, as is Madok after the dropkick. The two men look at each other, seemingly acknowledging the fact that the other is the only thing standing in their respective ways from getting a shot at the IWC Insane Championship. Madok gets a running start, and gives Chambers a Drop Kick to the knees, bringing Chambers down to one knee! He then follows up with a Shining Wizard, cracking Chambers in the back of the head! Madok then grabs the stop sign, setting it up in the center of the ring, and pulling Chambers up in position for The Fifth Element! (Canadian Destroyer)

Beckett: Don't tell me Mortalis thinks he can actually pull this move off on a competitor 60 pounds heavier than him!

Nailz: He's going to try!

Madok jumps up and tries to pull the move off, but James is simply too big, and reverses it into a Back Body Drop right onto the stop sign! Chambers then yanks Madok up by his head, and shoots him towards the ropes, running after him to nail him with the Impact Clothesline at the ropes, sending Madok spilling backwards over the ropes and to the floor! DING! DING! DING!

Winner: “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers[/center]

Adam: Here is your winner, moving on to the Fatal Four Way Elimination Match later tonight, “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers!

The fans cheer loudly for Chambers as “On My Way to the Cage” blares over the loudspeakers. Chambers raises his arms triumphantly in the ring as the ring crew comes in to clear the ring of the weapons.

Nailz: What a Battle Royale, and what a dominating performance by James Chambers! He moves onto the Insane Championship Finals with authority!

Beckett: By the time it came down to the final four, Chambers was down on the mat, one of the safest places to be in a Battle Royale! Not only was he good, he was lucky!

The fans continue to cheer as Chambers leaves the ring and makes his way back to the locker room.

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Adam: The following contest is the Ladder Match for the IWC Suicidal Title!

Nailz: Folks, you are in for a treat tonight, as we crown the IWC Suicidal Champion!

Beckett: If you like hardcore action, if you like your wrestling filled with violence and weapons, then the Suicidal Division is just the thing you're looking for!

Nailz: As the name of the title implies, this belt is for the competitors who just don't give a darn about their personal wellbeing! All of our competitors are already in the ring, so let's get this match underway!

Four Way Ladder Match for the IWC Suicidal Title
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious vs. “Supersonic” Branden Harvey vs. “The Hardcore Princess” Kristina Blackwell vs. Rico Casteel

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With all four combatants in the ring, the bell dings. They all eye each other cautiously. Then, all of a sudden, Kristina nods to Bobby Bodacious, and Bobby nods back. They both rush Rico Casteel, pummeling him with a vicious salvo of punches, knees and kicks. Branden Harvey goes to intervene on behalf of his colleague, but is met with a swift kick to the jaw by Kristina Blackwell! Branden crumbles, and rolls under the bottom rope to the outside. Meanwhile, Rico has regained his composure, and is fighting his way out of the corner. He knocks Bobby back with a stiff forearm shot, and when Kristina rushes him, he gives her the same.

When the both try to rush him at the same time, Rico explodes and nails them both with a double spear!

Nailz: The big man fighting back!

Meanwhile, Branden Harvey has regained his composure, and has reentered the ring wielding a singapore cane. He swings with all his might and nails Rico in the back with it. Rico turns around, more angered than hurt by the blow. Branden Harvey, wasting no time, swings again, and this time cracks Rico in the head with the cane so hard that it splinters! Blood immediately begins to spurt from Rico's forehead and he goes down in a bloody heap.

Beckett: Timber!

Meanwhile, Bobby Bodacious has recovered and blindsides Branden with a superkick. He then grabs Kristina and drops her with a DDT, thus ending their brief alliance. He then slides under the bottom rope, lifts the apron, and begins fishing for a ladder.

Nailz: Looks like we're gonna see our first bit of ladder action tonight.

Bobby grabs the ladder, but before he can slide it in the ring, Rico Casteel baseball slides the ladder right into his face. Bobby goes down, and Rico begins to stomp him. Meanwhile, Branden Harvey has climbed the top turnbuckle, leaps off and nails Rico with a beautiful Hurricanranna! Rico is down also, and the recoil of the move has Branden writhing in pain also. Meanwhile in the ring, a fresh Kristina Blackwell has since recovered, and is signaling for the referee to get down on all fours.

Nailz: Oh yeah!

Beckett: I think i know what time it is!

Kristina bounds off the far side ring ropes, leaps off of the referee's back, leaps to the front side ring ropes, springboards to the outside and lands a beautiful twisting corkscrew plancha!

Nailz: That's my kind of woman!

With all four combatants down, the crowd begins chanting "Holy Shit", as all four competitors begin stirring. Bobby Bodacious took the least of Kristina's attack, and is the first to his feet. He grabs a nearby chair, and nails a rising Rico Casteel with it. Rico drops to one knee, but refuses to go down. Bobby swings again, connecting with much more force this time, dropping Rico easily. He picks up the ladder, and then slides it under the bottom rope, and climbs back in the ring. He sets up the ladder, and begins climbing it.

Beckett: Bobby going for the gold early, it looks like.

Kristina Blackwell has reentered the ring, and begins climbing the ladder as well. Branden Harvey also comes back in, and yanks Bobby Bodacious off the ladder. Bobby and Branden begin brawling while Kristina is still climbing the ladder, inching closer and closer to the Suicidal Title.

Nailz: Keep an eye on Kristina guys!

Kristina reaches the tippy top of the ladder, and gets her fingertips on the belt....and then ladder is violently shoved by a recovered Rico Casteel! Kristina goes flying to the outside where she lands face first on the steel guardrail with a sickening thud! She goes limp, and her forehead begins gushing blood.

Beckett: We need an EMT out here, she might be out.

Nailz: Yeah, that was brutal!

Meanwhile back in the ring, Rico Casteel gets a measure of revenge, drilling Bobby Bodacious with the same chair used on him earlier. While this is going on, Branden Harvey has once again climbed the top turnbuckle, and dives at Rico with hopes of a hurricanranna, but Rico catches him on his shoulders.

Becket: Caught!

Nailz: Not this time, little man!

Branden begins to protest, but Rico calmly walks him to the far side of the ring, lifts him up high on his shoulders and powerbombs him to the outside...

THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!

Branden's lifeless body snaps the table easily, as the annoucers scurry away. Rico goes back to brawling with Bobby, and Branden begins to stir. Kristina is showing signs of life as well, slowly getting back to her hands and knees, and begins crawling toward the apron. Meanwhile, Bobby and Rico are going to town on each other, trading stiff right hands and forearm shots. Rico gets the better of the exchange, stuns Bobby, and begins to set him up for the Reckless Abandon, But Bobby reverses and nails Rico with the Bodacious Driver! He walks over to the ladder, which has since folded and is halfway under the bottom rope. Bobby grabs it, but Branden Harvey, who has partially recovered on the outside, grabs the other end. A brief tug of war ensues, which is won by Branden when he forces all his body weight down on his end of the ladder, forcing a see saw effect with propels the ladder right into the jaw of Bobby Bodacious.

Beckett: Branden attempting to make a comeback!

Nailz: I'm surprised he's still alive after that powerbomb.

Bobby isn't hurt badly, but dazed enough to allow Branden enough of a window to reenter the ring, and begin setting up the ladder. He begins quickly climbing the ladder, and Bobby follows suit. They are both going about the same pace, feeding each other stiff punches the whole way up. They reach the top rope, and both get hands on the belt, and a struggle ensues. In the struggle, Branden accidentally kicks over the ladder, leaving both men suspended in the air holding on to the title!

Beckett: We might see a new champion!

Nailz: What if they both win?

Meanwhile, Kristina Blackwell has made it to a vertical base, she is still on wobbly legs, but reenters the ring anyway. She carefully climbs to the top rope, and leaps onto the wire holding the title, joining Branden and Bobby in their midair battle for the belt! Rico Casteel has recovered also, and grabs the ladder. With all his might, he swings the ladder upward, first nailing Bobby Bodacious in the back, causing him to fall first. He then blasts the kneecaps of Branden Harvey, who comes tumbling back to earth with a sickening thud. He tags Kristina as well, but she hangs on for dear life. This time he goes for both knees, causing her to yelp out in pain. She lets go, and falls back into the ring.

Nailz: What a match!

Rico then places his head through one of the rungs on the ladder, and begins furiously spinning, creating a helicopter effect. Branden Harvey and Bobby Bodacious are knocked silly, while Kristina ducks under and dropkicks the knees of Rico Casteel. When Rico drops, the force of the ladder around his neck hitting the ground before he does forces the ladder upward into his face, further disorienting him. Kristina grabs a table and begins to set it up on the outside. She begins attacking Branden Harvey, forcing him to the outside in order to get him onto the table. Branden strikes back, however, and they both tumble onto the table, still firing away at one another. While this is going on, Bobby Bodacious has climbed the top turnbuckle, and leaps off...

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BORN SUPERSTAR THROUGH THE TABLE!

Nailz: OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Beckett: Who knew Bobby Bodacious had it in him to go extreme?!

Wood splinters everywhere, as all three competitors are out and showing no signs of life. Meanwhile, back in the ring, a bloody Rico Casteel groggily stumbles about the ring. He grabs hold of the ladder, sets it up, and begins climbing. Slowly but surely, he reaches the top. Branden Harvey, who took the least of the Bobby's attack, is back to his feet. Knowing that time is of the essence, he springboards off the top rope, propelling him directly to the top of the ladder.

Nailz: Branden Harvey is back in this match!

Branden fires stiff rights at Rico with a renewed sense of urgency. Rico is getting more and more disoriented, and a final right hand knocks him off the ladder on onto his back.

Beckett & Nailz: NOW! NOW! DO IT, HARVEY!

Branden climbs to the very top of the ladder, standing well balanced with both feet. He looks at Rico, and then looks at the belt, which is within inches of his reach. He then looks down at Rico, who is stirring mildly on the mat below. Branden smiles, and leaps off the ladder....

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SONIC BOOM!!!!!

The force of the move forces Rico and Branden through the mat!

Nailz: We might have a no contest on our hands! All four participants of this match have been incapacitated!

After several tense moments, a bloody fist emerges from the crater sized hole in the ring. That fist belongs to a bloody arm, which belongs to

Becket & Nailz: Rico Casteel!

Beckett: This guy is a machine!

A half concious Rico pulls himself from the ring, and sets up the ladder. He begins climbing it, getting closer and closer, until he finally grabs the belt...he struggles with the clasp, but then...

He unhooks it!

Winner and NEW Suicidal Champion: Rico Casteel[/center]

Beckett: What a match!

Nailz: Well, Rico walks leaves with the W and the title, but none of these brave warriors have anything to be disappointed about. They left it all in the ring tonight.

Rico celebrates atop the ladder as Kristina and Bobby limp to the back. A mildly recovered Branden Harvey has climbed out of the hole in the ring and approaches Rico Casteel, who has climbed down from the ladder. He shakes Rico's hand, and then raises his arm.

Beckett: Branden Harvey, always a class act.

Rico celebrates all the way to the back as we get ready for the next match.

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The fans boo loudly as Reginald Schmidt appears from the backstage area with a mic in hand.

Reginald: Ladies and gentlemen, I know that you're all upset with the fact that we need to fix the ring, but after the insane match we just saw, we need to take the time to ensure that the ring is safe for our final match of the evening! I'd like to apologize for the brief delay while the ring crew repairs the ring. We hope to have the ring back up in less than fifteen minutes, at which point, we will commence with this evening's main event! Until this time, please be patient, as we will go to an impromptu intermission. Fans in the arena, help yourselves to one free beer apeice, and fans at home, now would be a good time to grab a cold one from your fridge!

The fans cheer at this offer loudly! A loud "Thank you, Reggie! Thank you, Reggie!" chant gets going!

Nailz: It looks like our General Manager finally found a way to get the fans to like him...

Beckett: Yeah, free beer!

Reginald: And while we wait for the ring crew to do their job, allow me to entertain you with my personal renditions of Barry Manilow's greatest hits!

The music for "Copacabana" begins to play, and Reginald begins to sing...

Reginald: Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar!

The cheers turn to boos, and the fans start hurling garbage at Reginald! A loud, "F-U, Reggie! F-U, Reggie!" chant gets going.

Reginald: Fine! Fine! I won't sing for you! But you can still get your free beer!

The fans cheer again, and Reginald waves to the crowd before heading backstage once more.

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The camera comes back onto Nailz and Beckett at a new announce table, and the ring techs are finished repairing the ring.

Nailz: Well, it's the time we've all been waiting for, the Four Way Elimination Match to determine the new IWC Insane Champion!

Beckett: It's the richest prize in IWC! Let's send it to Adam Stenfelder in the ring for introductions!

Adam: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your Massacre on 34th Street main event. It is a Four Way Elimination Match, where the last person standing will be crowned the new IWC Insane Champion!

The fans pop at this announcement, and the cheers grow even louder as "On My Way To The Cage" starts up as an intense Chambers emerges from the back. He walks purposefully down the ramp, not taking his eyes off of his opponent. He removes his t-shirt, inserts his mouthpiece and slides under the bottom rope.

Adam: Making his way to the ring first, from Gadsen, Alabama, weighing in at 240 pounds, “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers!

Nailz: “Judo Jimmy” has quickly established himself as one of the biggest fan favorites here in IWC with his no nonsense style! He'll find a way to hurt you, and he'll do it with a smile!

Beckett: Chambers qualified by this match by winning the Extreme Battle Royale earlier this evening in impressive fashion!

“The Gambler,” by Kenny Rogers, hits the speakers, and the cheers turn to boos as the lights dim as the opening notes begin playing. Spotlights show reflections of playing cards along the entrance. Gambler, wearing a jacket with an Ace of Hearts of Jack of Diamonds, takes his time strolling out to the ring, deck of cards between both hands. At random intervals, Gambler tosses a few cards at members of the audience.

When Gambler makes it to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Gambler goes to one knee while reaching into a jacket pocket, pulling out a pair of die. Gambler rolls the die on the mat, getting a "7" from the roll.

The lights come all the way on as Gambler gets to both feet, making sure to take his jacket off.

Adam: And his opponents, first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 237 pounds, The Gambler!

Nailz: The Gambler beat Trevor Blackwell in semi-controversial fashion in the Wild Card Match, which saw APW's President Jeff change the stipulations of the match at every moment where Trevor Blackwell appeared to have the match won!

Beckett: There's no such thing as a controversial finish in IWC, because there are no rules!

The lights cut out to be replaced with a dim pink hue. As this happens, Blooded cuts in on the PA and the strong chords send the fans into a cacophony of noise, with both cheers and boos in the mix. The camera lingers upon the entrance for a moment before moving to the crowd and scanning it until she is found at the back, illuminated by a spotlight with her back to the camera.

Adam: And their opponent, from the City of Angles, weighing in at 132 pounds, “The Libertine” Delilah!

Beckett: Delilah comes into this match having defeated Katrina “Arcadia” Olivetti in her own match, a 2-out-of-3 Falls Lucha Match!

Nailz: Not to sell The Libertine short, because she earned that victory, but I can't help but think that Arcadia was still recovering from the brutal match she had with Trevor Blackwell two weeks ago!

The boos reach their peak as The opening riffs of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hits the PA and the fans quickly start booing. Slowly, Chris Cyrus emerges from behind the entrance curtain and stands at the top of the stage, looking out at the crowd.

Adam: And finally, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 240 pounds, Chris Cyrus!

Nailz: Here is the man that nobody wants to see become IWC Insane Champion, because he is against everything IWC stands for! He's anti-hardcore, and proud of it!

Beckett: This guy makes me sick! How can he dare aspire to be the Insane Champion when he doesn't even agree with our mission statement here in IWC! The scary thing is, he comes into this match undefeated in IWC!

Chris begins making his way down to the ring, threatening to hit the fans then looks at the camera and says "get out of my way" as he walks up the ring steps and enters the ring. Chris walks over to the corner and climbs up the middle rope and the crowd boo's him. Chris gives them all an evil stare and jumps back down into the ring and waits for the bell. All four competitors eye one another as the ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!

IWC Insane Championship Fatal Four Way Elimination Match
James Chambers vs. The Gambler vs. Isabella Pazzini vs. Chris Cyrus

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Chambers immediately guns it for Chris Cyrus, smothering him in the corner with a vicious assault of punches and kicks before flipping Cyrus over his shoulder with a Judo Flip! James follows up by mounting Cyrus and proceeds to beat the ever loving snot out of Cyrus' face! Meanwhile, Delilah and The Gambler pair off, with The Gambler trying to make it a slug fest. Delilah is well aware that that is not where her strengths lie, and she tries blocks The Gambler's punch before giving him a few punches of her own and nailing him in the face with a Dropsault! The Gambler stumbles backwards into the ropes. Delilah grabs him and forcibly whips him into the corner! Once there, she locks on the Corner Chicken Wing, using the leverage of the ropes to wreak havoc on the back and arms of The Gambler! By this point, Chambers and Cyrus are still going at it on the mat, and every time Cyrus tries to escape, Chambers uses his judo expertise to stay on top of him, trying to wear Cyrus down with the ground and pound! Once Delilah lets go of the Chicken Wing, she stands back on the apron, and wraps her hands underneath the chin of the Gambler before jumping down to the floor, slingshotting The Gambler face first into the mat! The Gambler rolls onto his back as Delilah then grabs a hold of his leg from the outside, dragging him to the corner, and slamming his knee up against the ring post! Delilah then grabs a hold of his other leg, and attempts to slam that knee into the ring post, but The Gambler gives her a hard kick with his other leg, catching her right in the face, and knocking her back into the barrier! The Gambler then follows Delilah to the outside of the ring, and begins to beat on her in the corner, connecting with punch after merciless punch the beautiful face of his adversary! Back in the ring, Cyrus gives Chambers a thumb to the eye, giving him the opportunity to shove James back and squirm out of the mount position, making his way back up to his feet before Jimmy can even get up. Cyrus is on him like white on rice, and proceeds to stomp the living daylights out of Chambers! Cyrus pulls Chambers up by the head, and gives him a Snap Suplex, floating over into a pinning predicament, 1
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James powers his way out, launching Cyrus in the air a bit as he forcibly pushes him off to break the count!

Nailz: Remember, folks, this is an Elimination Match, not one fall to a finish!

Beckett: This way, we'll find out who truly is the best, and not just who's the most opportunistic!

Nailz: Well, even though it's an elimination match, you still have to pick your spot in these multi-competitor matches!

As Chambers makes his way back up to his feet, Cyrus rushes in and gives him a hard Knee to the face! Once Chambers is down, Cyrus wastes no time applying a Chokehold, drawing loud boos from the fans! Chambers reaches up and responds in kind, choking Cyrus as well! Both men's faces are beginning to turn blue after a bit, and both Cyrus and Chambers let go before they pass out! Meanwhile, outside the ring, The Gambler is just beating on Delilah as she's still propped up against the barricade, but as he does so, she kicks straight up, nailing him right in the junk! As The Gambler hunches over in pain, Delilah grabs his arm, and applies a Hammerlock before delivering the Divorce Court! With The Gambler down on the mat, Delilah reaches beneath the ropes, and pulls out a Fluorescent Light Tube, raising it above her head to loud cheers from the crowd before motioning for The Gambler to get to his feet. It's slow going, and as he gets up, The Gambler has his back to The Libertine, but once he's to his feet, he turns around and is greeted with a hard light tube shot to the head, shattering the tube! The Gambler falls backwards onto the broken glass, and Delilah is quick to go for a cover! The ref slides out of the ring, and gets in position to make the count, 1
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The Gambler kicks out! Delilah is pissed, and proceeds to get up to her feet quickly, grabbing a hold of the steel ring steps and placing them in the middle of the floor. She then pulls The Gambler up and drags him up the steps, hooking him in position for the Hogtied! Before she can pull it off, though, the Gambler escapes the Double Underhook, and quickly pulls her in for the Payoff (Cradleshock) right onto the steps! Delilah is delirious as The Gambler hooks her legs, 1
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Delilah kicks out!

Nailz: Delilah is known for her perseverance and ability to soak up pain!

Beckett: I thought she was going to be eliminated right there!

The Gambler pulls Delilah up by the head and rolls her back into the ring, grabbing a hold of the steps and tossing them over the ropes into the ring, as well. He then slides in himself, and wedges the steps in the corner between the top and middle rope! He then grabs a hold of Delilah's head and pulls her up, whipping her chest first right into the steps! As Delilah falls back down, The Gambler is right on her to go for another pin, 1
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Delilah shows her resiliency by kicking out once more! The Gambler is starting to show signs of frustration, but doesn't have a chance to follow up on Delilah, as James Chambers is up, and hotshots his way across the ring to nail The Gambler with a devastating Spear, sending both men flying through the ropes and to the floor! As Cyrus is alone in the ring with Delilah, he pulls her up by the head, and toys with her a bit, making cat calls and the like before setting her in the Urinagi position, looking for the Straight to Hell! Delilah elbows her way out, and gives Cyrus a hard Slap to the face, before going for the Mallrat Genocide! Cyrus gets a hold of the top rope, preventing him from falling with Delilah, causing her to crash into the mat back first! Cyrus then pulls her up and gives her the Straight to Hell! Rather then pinning her, he pulls her back up and gives her another Straight to Hell for good measure! He hooks both legs, 1
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Eliminated: Delilah

Nailz: And with that, Delilah is the first competitor eliminated from this title match! She gave it a good show, but came up short here tonight!

Beckett: Two Straight To Hells would finish anybody off! There's no shame in her performance here tonight, other than the fact that her ring gear wasn't more revealing!

Nailz: You're almost as big a pervert as Reginald, partner!

Beckett: Key word, almost! Haha!

There are loud boos scattered through out the arena as Delilah is rolled out of the ring, and slowly makes her way up the aisle. Cyrus is grinning from ear to ear as he turns his attention back to Chambers and The Gambler on the floor! Cyrus climbs up to the top rope, and looks down to where Jimmy is starting to make his way to his feet. As he does so, Cyrus leaps off the top rope and takes Jimmy down with a Flying Spear! The fans pop for this move, and Cyrus goes for a cover to try and eliminate Jimmy, 1
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Chambers kicks out!

Beckett: That may not have been hardcore, but it's certainly Extreme! What a move by Chris Cyrus!

Nailz: Am I sensing that you're starting to warm up to that jerk?

The spear took just as much out of Cyrus as it did Chambers, putting The Gambler in an advantageous position. He grabs Chambers up by the head, and bounces his head off the announce table before pulling Chambers in for the Double Down to the floor! He then turns his attention to Cyrus, pulling the arrogant competitor up to his feet and giving him a few punches before delivering a Deuces Wild Cradle Piledriver, driving Cyrus' head into the gut of James Chambers!

Beckett: Smart move by The Gambler there to hurt both of his opponents with the same move! It's called efficiency!

With both of his opponents down, The Gambler takes the opportunity to rummage beneath the ring, pulling out a folding table, which he slides into the ring. He then goes back beneath the ring, pulling out a wooden ball bat! He raises the bat high above his head, and swings it downward, nailing Cyrus in the midsection again and again! Cyrus tries to roll out of the way, but The Gambler follows him, pummeling him with the bat as Cyrus desperately tries to get away!

Nailz: How do you like the Hardcore Style now, Cyrus!? Hurts, don't it!?

The Gambler continues to chase Cyrus around the ring, as Cyrus continues to try and roll out of the way, finally trying to get up on all fours, only to get a ball bat right to the small of his back! The Gambler then rolls Cyrus into the ring, but before he can slide in himself, Chambers comes up from behind him and lands a hard clubbing blow! Chambers then turns The Gambler around and delivers a hard Uppercut! Chambers then proceeds to throw punches to The Gambler's face, backing the weathered competitor towards the announce table! After a particularly devastating punch, Chambers lifts The Gambler up into a Gorilla Press position, and slams him right through the Announce Table!

Beckett: Clean up on Aisle 1!

Nailz: Well, there goes our budget for tables next month!

As The Gambler lays in the ruins of the table, Chambers climbs up to the top of the barricade, delicately gaining his balance before leaping off and nailing The Gambler with The Earthquake! He covers The Gambler, 1
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Eliminated: The Gambler

Nailz: What a brutal combination of moves there from James Chambers!

Beckett: It was enough to put The Gambler away here in this match!

Nailz: Well, we're now down to just “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers and Chris Cyrus!

Beckett: Oh gosh, don't let it be the anti-hardcore puke!

Cyrus is coming to in the ring as he realizes that it's just down to him and Jimmy. Cyrus smiles at his good fortune, as James appears to be nursing his midsection following the Earthquake to the concrete floor! Cyrus bides his time in the ring, waiting for Jimmy to come in. Chambers takes his time, knowing the Cyrus will try to take advantage of him somehow. Chambers motions for Cyrus to join him on the outside, but Cyrus isn't biting. Finally, Chambers makes a go at sliding back into the ring, but right as he does, Cyrus rushes in to try and stomp him! Before Cyrus gets there, Chambers slides backwards, and grabs a hold of Cyrus' feet, pulling them out from beneath from Cyrus, causing him to fall to his back! This gives Chambers the opening he needs to get back into the ring. Chambers then pulls Cyrus up by the head, giving him a few punches before delivering a brutal High Kick that almost decapitates Cyrus! Chambers goes for a pin attempt, 1
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Cyrus kicks out! Chambers mounts Cyrus once more, pummeling him with rights and lefts until Cyrus gets his hands up to defend himself. At this point, Chambers grabs a hold of Cyrus' head and rams the back of it into the mat! As Cyrus is loopy, Chambers grabs the table The Gambler slid into the ring, propping it up at an angle in the corner. He then pulls Cyrus up, and whips him into the table! Chambers backs up to the opposite corner, and charges in with a Spear! Cyrus gets out just in the nick of time, sending Chambers crashing head first through the table! The fans boo as Cyrus grabs a hold of Chambers' leg, dragging him to the center of the ring before going for a pin, 1
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Chambers kicks out!

Nailz: Wouldn't Cyrus be a hypocrite by trying to capitalize on Chambers going through the table?

Beckett: I don't think so, because Chambers tried to use the table. Cyrus did not.

Cyrus shows no signs of frustration, instead, focusing on keeping control of the match. He grabs a hold of Chambers' noggin, pulling him up and delivering a Short Arm Clothesline! He pulls Chambers back up, delivering a Back Breaker! Cyrus has an arrogant grin on his face as he takes his time stomping Chambers, feeling like he has complete control of the match. After a few stomps, Cyrus pulls Chambers up, shooting him to the corner, and following up with a Running Clothesline! As Chambers is stunned, Cyrus pulls him out of the corner and gives him a vicious Powerbomb! Cyrus folds Chambers up like an accordion, pinning his shoulders to the mat, 1
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Chambers kicks out! The fans pop at the kick out, and begin chanting “Let's go, Jimmy! Let's go Jimmy!” clapping in unison. Cyrus grits his teeth, flipping off the fans before pulling Jimmy back up to a vertical base. He gives Chambers a few punches to the face before Chambers blocks a punch, and responds in kind! Chambers uses his superior striking ability to back Cyrus up against the ropes, before launching Cyrus across the ring towards the opposite ropes! On the rebound, he lifts Cyrus up and delivers the Impactful Spinebuster! The fans are on their feet as Chambers motions for Cyrus to get up, and as the former Hardcore Kid slowly does so, Chambers pulls him up the rest of the way, whipping him to the ropes, and running to the ropes perpendicular himself, catching Cyrus on the rebound with the Beast Season! Chambers goes for the pin, 1
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Cyrus gets the shoulder up!

Nailz: Can you believe it!? I thought we had a new IWC Insane Champion right there!

Beckett: Neither man wants to be known as the guy who came in second place in the first Insane Title Match! They're going to practically have to kill each other to win this one!

Chambers is a bit frustrated, but stays on point, pulling Cyrus up and whipping him to the ropes and running to the ropes perpendicular again, going for another Beast Season! Cyrus manages to leap above the attempted move, and as he lands, he grabs Jimmy from behind for an Inverted DDT! With Jimmy down, Cyrus drags him towards the corner, and climbs up to the top rope, perched and waiting for Chambers to get up. As the fan favorite slowly does so, Cyrus leaps off, catching his head and taking him back down to the mat with a Diving Inverted DDT! Cyrus hooks both legs, 1
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Chambers gets the shoulder up, but with less gusto than before! Cyrus feels like he's on the cusp of victory, and he pulls Chambers up, dragging him to the corner and bouncing his head off the turnbuckle before sitting Chambers up on the top rope! Cyrus then climbs up, and hooks Chambers up for a Superplex! However, Chambers gives Cyrus a few punches to the gut, forcing Cyrus to let go of the hold! Chambers then clutches Cyrus in a Belly-to-Belly position, but Cyrus rakes the eyes, and is able to deliver the Superplex he originally intended to!

Beckett: Son of a b****! Cyrus just might do it! That move wreaks havoc on your midsection, which is exactly where Cyrus' finisher targets!

In fact, Cyrus doesn't even go for a cover, instead pulling Chambers back up to a vertical base, and getting him in position for the Straight to Hell! Cyrus hits the move with some stink on it, and goes for the cover, 1
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Chambers somehow manages to kick out! Cyrus can't believe it, and begins swearing at the ref before turning his ire towards the crowd, who are hooting and hollering at the top of their lungs in support of Chambers! Cyrus yells out to the crowd, ”So you sh**s want me to get hardcore!? You really want me to get hardcore!?” The crowd boos Cyrus, but they then pop as Cyrus rolls out of the ring and shoves Adam off of his chair, grabbing it up and folding it before sliding back into the ring! Chambers is slowly making his way back up, while Cyrus measures him up.

Beckett: Come on, Cyrus! Take the shot! If you do, you'll become Champion!

Cyrus has a clear shot at Chambers, but hesitates with the chair, finally tossing it down, and grinning to the crowd before he gives Chambers a hard knee to the face!

Nailz: Cyrus just wanted to insult the fans with that chair! How disgusting! How disrespectful!

Cyrus reaches down, pulling Chambers up and hooking him in position for the Straight to Hell once more! As Cyrus begins to raise Chambers up, Chambers rocks him in the side of the head with a hard Elbow Shot, allowing him to escape the move! As Cyrus is dazed, Chamber hoists him up and drives his back into the Steel Chair with the Impactful Spinebuster! Chambers then pulls Cyrus back up, shooting him to the ropes, and running perpendicular to connect with another Beast Season! With Cyrus laid out on the mat, Chambers places the chair over Cyrus, and then climbs to the top, leaping off and connecting with the Earthquake! He pins Cyrus, 1
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Winner: “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers[/center]

Adam: Here is your winner, by pinfall, and the new IWC Insane Champion, “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers!

“On My Way to the Cage” hits the speakers as Chambers gets up to his feet and has his arm raised in victory by the referee! Jimmy's music continues to play as Reginald makes his way down the aisle with the IWC Insane Championship Belt in his arms! Chambers is beaming with pride as Reginald walks up the steps and the ref holds the ropes open for the GM as he enters the ring. Cyrus quietly rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the aisle, visibly disappointed in himself. Chambers' music stops as Reginald grabs a mic, and begins to speak.

Reginald: James Chambers, by virtue of your victories here tonight, it is with great honor that I am able to crown you the first ever IWC Insane Champion!

The fans cheer loudly as Reginald hands Chambers the belt, and the GM raises Chambers' arm high as Chambers raises the belt with his free arm! Reginald then lets go of Chambers' arm, and claps for him as he backs his way out of the ring, letting Jimmy have his moment!

Nailz: And with that, we have our very first IWC Insane Champion! Congratulations to “Judo Jimmy” James Chambers for pulling off two incredible performances here tonight, and leaving Massacre on 34th Street as the new IWC Insane Champion!

Beckett: You can bet the IWC faithful are just as psyched about Chris Cyrus not winning the title as they are for Chambers winning it!

Nailz: That may be true, but once again, bit congrats to James Chambers here tonight! That's all the time we have for tonight folks! Join us next year for more insane action courtesy of Insane Wrestling Championship!

Chambers continues to celebrate his title victory in the ring as Massacre on 34th Street comes to a close.