Post by captainklappton on Feb 8, 2011 22:44:40 GMT -4
*The scene slowly fades into a very old black and white television set with the old school rabbit ears, the picture is out of sync but it can be made out that on the television is a news anchor talking about the tough economic times that America is currently going through. The camera pans away and takes a wide angle to a room that appears to be on the inside of a beat up run down apartment building. We can see a dark mysterious figure come into the picture and step in front of the television blocking the picture on t.v. Suddenly a sadistic cackling that would even make the devil himself cringe can be heard. In a fit of rage the man grabs the television lifts it up in the air and throws it out of an open window of the apartment building. The psychotic laughter continues until a knock on the door can be heard*
Captain Klappton: WHO THE HELL IS IT!!!
*We hear a voice say "IT'S ME!"*
Captain Klappton: HURRY UP AND GET IN HERE MIKE!!!!
*The door opens and Captain Klappton's life long friend and mentor enters closing the door behind him*
Mike Borgo: Take a look at this Captain!
*Mike Borgo pulls out a rolled up newspaper out of his back pocket unravels it and hands it to the big man Captain Klappton. Klappton looks it over and a sadistic grin comes across his face*
Mike Borgo: Do you see what I see? APW... It's right up your alley! What do you say? Should we consider exploring the option?
Captain Klappton: THERE IS NO OPTION BORGO!!!! THE APW IS WHAT IT IS!!!!
Mike Borgo: Look I know your excited but do you always have to yell Captain?
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS BORGO!!!!! THE APW IS GOING TO HAVE A NEW CAPTAIN! A NEW LEADER! AND EVERY SUPERSTAR FROM BOTTOM TO TOP IS GOING TO FEEL THE PAIN, THE WRATH, AND THE HELL I'VE BEEN THRU! IF THEY ARE LUCKY THEY WILL LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT JUST LIKE I HAVE!
Mike Borgo: So that's it!? Your in?
*Captain Klappton throws his head back to the sky and begins cackling like a psycho path*
*Scene fades to black as the psychotic laugher fades with it*
Captain Klappton: WHO THE HELL IS IT!!!
*We hear a voice say "IT'S ME!"*
Captain Klappton: HURRY UP AND GET IN HERE MIKE!!!!
*The door opens and Captain Klappton's life long friend and mentor enters closing the door behind him*
Mike Borgo: Take a look at this Captain!
*Mike Borgo pulls out a rolled up newspaper out of his back pocket unravels it and hands it to the big man Captain Klappton. Klappton looks it over and a sadistic grin comes across his face*
Mike Borgo: Do you see what I see?
APW... It's right up your alley! What do you say? Should we consider exploring the option?Captain Klappton: THERE IS NO OPTION BORGO!!!! THE APW IS WHAT IT IS!!!!
Mike Borgo: Look I know your excited but do you always have to yell Captain?
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS BORGO!!!!! THE APW IS GOING TO HAVE A NEW CAPTAIN! A NEW LEADER! AND EVERY SUPERSTAR FROM BOTTOM TO TOP IS GOING TO FEEL THE PAIN, THE WRATH, AND THE HELL I'VE BEEN THRU! IF THEY ARE LUCKY THEY WILL LEARN SOMETHING FROM IT JUST LIKE I HAVE!
Mike Borgo: So that's it!? Your in?
*Captain Klappton throws his head back to the sky and begins cackling like a psycho path*
*Scene fades to black as the psychotic laugher fades with it*
