APW Asylum-Long Island, NY-April 10

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The APW Asylum broadcast begins with Asylum General Manager Reginald Schmidt already in the ring with “Smells Like Teen Spirit/Never Gonna Give You Up” plays. The standard ring entrance is in place, although better quality lighting rigs are up, revealing how much of a dump the IWC arena really is. The fans are raising a ruckus as normal, and once his music stops, Reginald begins to speak.

Reginald: Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you here tonight to the end of an era. You see, tonight is the very last episode of IWC Asylum, because as President Jeff announced on APW.com, IWC Asylum is now officially APW Asylum.

The fans boo loudly at this, chanting “IWC! IWC!” at the top of their lungs.

Reginald: I don't like it either, but the fact of the matter is that after the exposure we got at APW RassleMania, the guys upstairs decided that it was time to take IWC global. Unfortunately, that means we won't be able to be at the IWC Arena as much as we would like, because quite frankly, all the production equipment they want to use won't fit in here without violating building and fire code. I'm not sure when the next time we'll be back here where it all started, but I just wanted to take this time to thank each and every one of you IWC faithful who have supported us and made this company what it is today! Without your devotion, without your passion for what we've done here, IWC wouldn't have lasted more than one show! We are grateful for the fact that you appreciated the wrestling first and foremost! It wasn't about all the bells and whistles, it wasn't about the flashing lights and pyro, for the IWC faithful, it always has been and always will be about the wrestling! And just because we're going to get an upgrade in our production values, not to mention a sweet TV deal with the Food Network, that doesn't mean that it will stop to be about the wrestling in Asylum! I can assure you that the men and women of APW Asylum will continue to fight their hearts out and bust their butts to make sure that you fans here in the arena and watching all over the world will continue to get the absolute best wrestling action in the business today! So once again, I thank you for your support, and look forward to a new era of prosperity for Asylum!

“Smells Like Teen Spirit/Never Gonna Give You Up” plays again as Reginald exits the ring, and the camera switches over to Russ T. Nailz and Steve Beckett at the announce table.

Nailz: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first Asylum under the APW banner! We're live on the Food Network, and we have a huge main event scheduled for tonight, where the Suicidal Champion Rico Casteel teams with Gary Busey to take on the team of the Insane Champion James Chambers teams with Craig T. Nelson!

Beckett: Also, Chris Cyrus takes on his former Axis of Awesome partner, the APW Overdrive Champion, Biggs!

Nailz: But we're starting things off with a bang with a Six-Man Elimination Tag Match! Last team standing wins!

300 violins hits the PA system as Bishop lets the fans hang in suspense. After a few moment Nathan appears out from the curtain and looks around the arena with a cocky grin on his face. JD Pierce and Jason Kash enter the arena behind him, and the three of them make their way down the ramp with smug looks on their faces.

Stenfelder: Making their way to the ring first, at a combined weight of 696 pounds, the team of “The Kamikaze Revolution” JD Pierce, “The Chosen Future” Nathaniel Bishop, and “The Bad Influence” Jason Kash!

The three men all head down to the ring, drawing loud boos from the crowd. They all step into the ring, and pose triumphantly.

Beckett: These three men were on the winning team in the War Games Match at RassleMania! Tonight, they get another chance to keep the gravy train rolling here tonight against three of the top fan favorites here in IWC, excuse me, APW!

Nailz: I'm with you partner, I don't think I'll ever get used to that!

The PA system comes on as "Shout 2000" by Disturbed begins to play out over the system. Madok Mortalis, Isamu Suzuki, and “Supersonic” Branden Harvey enter the arena to loud cheers!

Stenfelder: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 545 pounds, the team of “Supersonic” Branden Harvey, Isamu Suzuki, and the APW Tap Out Champion, Madok Mortalis!

Isamu and Branden slap fives with the fans, while Madok just looks right at the ring, glaring at their opponents. They reach the ring, with Isamu and Branden hopping up on the near turnbuckles while Madok raises his title high in the air. The Dangertainment contingent attacks them from behind! The ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!

Six-Man Elimination Tag Match
Dangertainment vs. Madok Mortalis, Isamu Suzuki, and “Supersonic” Branden Harvey

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The fans are booing loudly as JD Pierce, Jason Kash, and Nathan Bishop take it to their opponents, Pierce paired with Harvey, Kash with Madok, and Bishop with Suzuki. Bishop Clotheslines Suzuki over the ropes to the floor, while Kash tosses Madok through the ropes, and follows him outside the ring. The competitors outside the ring continue to brawl as Pierce goes to whip Harvey into the corner. Harvey reverses it, sending Pierce into the corner instead! As Pierce stumbles out of the corner, Harvey gives him a kick to the gut, followed up by an X-Factor! He then mounts the top turnbuckle and leaps off, hitting the Sonic Boom! He hooks JD's leg, 1
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Eliminated: JD Pierce

Beckett: There's our first elimination!

At this point, Harvey goes out and attacks Kash from behind, giving Madok the assist! From here, the match continues to be a wild brawl on the outside. Nate Bishop lifts Isamu up and tosses him over the barrier, into the crowd! Bishop then follows Isamu out into the crowd. The two men battle it out on the outside, grabbing weapons from the fans and hitting one another again and again. The fans are going wild for their brawl in the crowd! Meanwhile, Madok and Harvey roll Kash into the ring, before giving him a Double Team DDT, spiking his head into the mat! Branden then rolls out of the ring, grabbing a ladder and sliding it into the ring! Madok continues to lay the boots to Kash while Harvey sets the ladder up. He then rolls back out, grabbing a table, setting it up in the ring as well. Madok and Harvey then place Kash on the table, and they both beat him down for a bit before Madok makes his way up the ladder! Harvey then makes his way up to the top turnbuckle and the fans are cheering at the top of their lungs as both men leap off at the same time! Madok hits with the Stormbreaker Senton Bomb, while Branden nails a Flying Leg Drop, sending Kash through the table! Madok goes for the pin, 1
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Eliminated: Jason Kash

Nailz: If you would have told me before this match that Dangertainment would be down two people before even one member of the other team got eliminated, I would have called you crazy!

Beckett: Can the team of Mortalis, Suzuki, and Harvey make it a clean sweep?!

As the ref checks on Kash, Madok and Branden exit the ring and make their way to the brawling Isamu and Bishop. As they're on their way, Bishop kicks up right between Isamu's legs, making him scream out in pain a few octaves higher than normal! As Isamu falls to the concrete, Bishop turns around right in time to give Madok a poke to the eyes before tossing him into the fans, and Harvey is just a step behind, throwing a punch at Bishop! Bishop blocks the punch, and gives Harvey a hard punch right in the throat! As Harvey's gasping for air, Bishop grabs him by the head, leading him back to the barricade, and bouncing his head off of it before tossing him back to the ringside area. Bishop steps over himself, and grabs a steel chair, beating Harvey down with a vicious assault at ringside!

Nailz: This has been nothing more than a wild brawl!

Beckett: They say wild animals are most dangerous when you back them into a corner, and that's most certainly the case with Nathan Bishop at this juncture in the match! He's absolutely teeing off on Branden Harvey!

After about a dozen chair shots, Bishop tosses the chair over the ropes and into the ring, before pulling Branden up and rolling him into the ring as well. Bishop slides back in himself, and sets the chair up before pulling Branden up by the hair. He then gets behind Branden, clubbing him with some vicious blows before grabbing a hold of his head and giving him a Bulldog right into the chair! SMACK! The fans hear the blow echo throughout the arena, while Harvey holds his face in pain! Bishop gives him no chance to recover at all, pulling him right back up and delivering the Future Imperfect GTS in short order! Bishop hooks both legs, 1
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Eliminated: “Supersonic” Branden Harvey

Beckett: Thanks for coming, kid! Get your door prize on the way out!

When Isamu and Madok get back to the ring, the ref finally restores order, and forces Isamu into the corner to actually enforce the tag team rules. Bishop and Madok go at it for about 10 minutes, with neither man getting the advantage, although there are several near falls. As the match progresses, Bishop gives Madok a Gutwrench Suplex that lays him out, and goes to knock Isamu off the apron! However, Isamu sees him coming, and side steps! The opening gives him the chance to jump up and clock Bishop right in the face with a hard kick that sends him stumbling backwards! Madok rolls him up from behind, 1
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Bishop kicks out! Madok can't believe it, and Isamu is on the apron, desperately calling for the tag. Madok obliges, much to the joy of the fans, and the two men begin to unload a flurry of punches and kicks to Bishop with such ferocity that he's practically out on his feet! Madok then gives Bishop the Blood Rites Twist of Fate, while Isamu mounts the top turnbuckle and leaps off with the Shinyuu Skytwister Press! He covers Bishop, 1
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Winners: Madok Mortalis, Isamu Suzuki, and “Supersonic” Branden Harvey[/center]

Stenfelder: Here are your winners and sole survivors of the match, Madok Mortalis and Isamu Suzuki!

“RISING,” by the Yoshida Brothers, plays as the ref raises Isamu and Madok's arms in victory! Branden Harvey runs back down to the ring to celebrate with his teammates, while Bishop feebly rolls out of the ring.

Nailz: What an opening bout here tonight! Nate Bishop put up a valiant effort against long odds, but in the end the odds were just too long!

Beckett: Is it odd that I think it's odd how often you used odds in that sentence?

Nailz: Whatever! Congratulations to the victors!

APW Asylum cuts to a commercial break.

[reginald]

APW Asylum comes back from a commercial break with the camera focused on Russ T. Nailz and Steve Beckett at ringside.

Nailz: Folks, we were informed during the break that we need to make a correction. Earlier tonight, my broadcast partner and myself referred to James Chambers as the APW Insane Champion. We have been informed by management that we are now to call it the World Championship. Yes, we realize it's lame, but as broadcasters, we must present the facts in the most accurate way possible.

Beckett: Why not just keep it the Insane Championship!? Is Jeff trying to kill any and all traces of IWC?

Nailz: It sure seems that way, partner. Anyhow, let's send it to the back.

The scene opens up in a backstage area at the IWC Arena. There isn't anything out of the ordinary about it... Except when you consider who's in it. standing at a makeshift podium between two tables... is Brandon Young. Brandon checks his watch and then motions to someone off camera.

Brandon: Alright, bring 'em in.

APW World Heavyweight Champion James Chambers is lead in from one side of the room by his entourage. He quriks an eyebrow at Brandon, then deliberates with his crew, and sits down at the table in front of him. Shortly after, Rico Casteel walks into the shot from the other side.

Brandon: I hope you guys are gonna be able to get along for a few minutes, at least.

James: I'm cool.

Rico eyes James with a snarl before nodding and taking a seat at the other table.

Brandon: Good, because have I got a deal for you?! I know you guys wanna kill each other, and rightfull so I'm sure. But c'mon, where's the fun in THAT? So I have asked you both here, because, let's face it... You two are the main reasons this show exists, right? We oughta capitalize on that, is all I'm sayin'!

James: I feel all of that you're talking about, but what happened to the catering i was told about? The text message you sent said there would be a bevy of fine cheeses.

Biff leans and whispes into James's ear.

Biff: I told you we should have used that groupon for TGI Friday's. The potato skins are off the hook!

Brandon: Hey! Focus! You'll getcher food in due time. First, we have more pressing matters to attend to.

Rico: They put us in the ring together, and that's capitalizing on something. But I'll entertain, because no matter what, there is no way he is coming out on top.

Brandon: That's the spirit! Now, as I was saying...

Brandon reaches underneath the podium and pulls out a tin serving cup decked out in stickers and fake gold, and another cardboard title belt. The "face plate" has a paper plate with a picture of an open mouth on it.

Brandon: Gentlemen, welcome to the "Nate Bishop Memorial Alternative Championship Cup!

Rico: ...The what?

Brandon: You heard me!

James: That is a fine piece of hardware. What do i have to do to get that?

Brandon: See, James knows whats up. Well, every Asylum, I'ma put you boys through vigorous contests designed to test all of your faculties. And each week, the winner of that contest will win themselves a brand spankin' new title to add to your collection! Round one is a Debate, and the winner will win this baby right here, what I like to call the "APW Debate Team Club Championship."

James: Ok, then let's get to it then!

Brandon: Right! First question. Jimmy, 2 + 2 = 5. Agree or disagree?

James: Agree!

Biff leans onto Jimmy's shoulder again.

Biff: Jimmy i really think you should reconsider that!

James: Who the hell are you to try and correct anyone's math? Four years of Community College tells me everything i need to know about this question. Agree!

Biff: I just-

Brandon: Biff. Who the hell ARE you to correct anyone's math? Go!

Biff hangs his head low and walks off in shame. The audience 'awwwws'

Brandon: Aw, Biff come back! I was only making with the funny! Also, was the only one who heard those awwws?

James: Don't worry about him, he'll be alright. He acts the exact same way when Sky Burger runs out of Onion Rings.

Brandon: Okay then. Well... James makes a compelling argument. 2 + 2 might be 5! Anyways, Rico. Coo coo ca-chu. I am the Walrus. Agree/Disagree? And please be sure to give a reason.

Rico: Disagree. You are definitely not the genius behind that.

Brandon: James, if you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring: Rico's severed head, A bottle of your finest alcohol, and a watermelon... How long would it take for Train A to crash into Train B and kill everyone? Solve for X.

Biff: That's kinda racist.

Brandon: It's a train question! It's basic math!

Rico: ...Not really. And it was kinda racist.

Brandon: Quiet you.

Rico stands up from his seat.

Rico: Quiet me?!

James: Well, let's see. I wouldn't eat the Watermelon so as not to endorse that stereotype, and severed heads are gross. I'd get ripped off of the alchohol and watch as it took One hour and 57 minutes for Trains A and B to crash into each other.

Brandon: Oooh, good answer!

Rico: No wait, what'd you mean "Quiet me," huh?

Brandon: Uh... Jimmy thinks your mother wears bifocals!

James: What? I never said that! I'd never insult someone's mother like that.

Brandon: Yes you did! But that wasn't as bad as when Rico told me you had GINGEVITUS!

Rico: I never said that. But if he's making jokes about my mother, then maybe it's time I shut him up for good!

James smacks the table and him and Rico get nose to nose.

Rico: Is this the preview you were talking about, James? Throw the first punch. Come on, throw it!

Brandon: Whoa, whoa, fellas! Calm down! This aint the way this was supposed to go.

James: If i throw the first punch, who will team with Busey in the Main Event because his partner has been pulled from the card with a concussion?

Brandon: Oooooh, snap! I mean, dammit!

Rico: You'd have to be quite lucky to knock me out right here. You forget I nearly had your ass beat inside of that ring.

James: Yeah, Nearly, and unfortunately for you, that's as close as you'll ever get.

Rico shoves James nearly sending him flipping over the table. James gets his balance back and returns an equally forceful.

Brandon: Guys! Craaaaap!

Both men start to tussle as Brandon and James's crew try to stop them. The camera cuts out at that, heading back to ringside.

The lights dim slightly as "Animal Attraction" hits and pink lights shine around the entry way as the crowd buzzes. Then out skips Audrey Horn with a huge grin on her face. She stops right outside the entrance and looks around at the crowd before she slowly raises her arms up above her head and flips her hair back over her back.

Stenfelder: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making her way into the ring, weighing 118 ponds, "Danger Girl" Audrey Horn.

Audrey then kicks one leg back and heads down the ramp towards the ring, high-fiving a few fans on her way. She then runs the last few steps, sliding under the ropes into the ring. She springs up to her feet inside the ring and goes to the middle of the ropes. Audrey grabs the top rope, jumping on to the second out and leans over looking out over the crowd once more before bouncing a few times and leaping off to the floor.

[Green and white lighting strobes the arena as the haunting voice of Sirenia's lead singer echoes through the PA

#Sail away my little sister, sail away... to the other side...#

[The crunching beats of "The Other Side" kick in fully as the lights move faster.]

#There's a light and a darkened road
There's a night and a fading hope
There was a dream that once was mine
But now it seems it has passed with time#

[And the Irish Assassin, Grace Kerr hops out from behind the curtain. She runs to either side of the entrance and soaks in the cheers of the fans.]

Stenfelder: And her opponent, making her way to the ring, weighing 172 ponds, "The Irish Assassin" Grace Kerr.

#Sail away my little sister
Sail away to the other side
Sail away my little sister
Sail away far into the night
Where times seems much better
Than this void called life#

[She runs down the ramp, and slides into the ring, jumping on the nearest turnbuckle and raises her arms, encouraging the fans to cheer, then she hops down and begins stretching out for the match.]

"Danger Girl" Audrey Horn vs. "The Irish Assassin" Grace Kerr

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The bell rings. Grace runs across the ring and gets hit by a quick dropkick from Audrey, dropping her to the mat.

Nailz: This should be another solid match for the fans tonight.

Beckett: I hope to see this new "Danger Girl" destroy Grace Kerr. I don't want anything to happen to that beautiful body of Horn's.

Nailz: Watch what you say, Beckett. We're on national television now.

Audrey stands Grace up and kicks her in the gut before raking her eyes across the top rope. Grace turns around and udrey gives her a one-armed neckbreaker slam and goes for the pin.
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Grace kicks out again. Audrey stands Grace up and whips her through the ropes and out to the floor. Audrey climbs the ropes as Grace is getting up. Audrey leaps off and hits a diving crossbody onto Grace. Audrey begins to stand Grace up, only to be hit by a quick uppercut from Grace. Grace slams Audrey's head into the ring apron before whipping her into the barricade. Grace rolls Audrey into the ring before getting in herself. She hooks the leg for the pin.
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Nailz: The fans are getting their money's worth with this match alone.

Beckett: Which is good, after APW raised the ticket prices after taking over Asylum.

Grace stands Audrey up, whips her off the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Audrey ducks it and stops her momentum. The women start trading punches and elbow strikes in the middle of the ring. Audrey sticks a finger in Grace's eye. When she tries to follow up, Grace hits a knee in Audrey's gut. Grace hooks Audrey and goes for a vertical suplex. Audrey blocks it and hits a DDT. Audrey stands Grace up and whips her into the corner. Audrey runs after her and gets a leaping double knee to the face. Grace climbs up to the top and, when Audrey turns back around, leaps off with a clothesline. She goes for the pin.
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Audrey kicks out. Grace stands Audrey up, whips her into the ropes, and hits a dropkick on the rebound. Grace climbs the top rope.

Nailz: After a rocky start, Grace Kerr is in full control of the match.

Beckett: She'd better not mess up Audrey's face.

Nailz: What'd I tell you about national television?

Beckett: It's not like I was talking about her breasts.

As Grace gets up top, Audrey kips up and cathes her, before tossing her off the top. Grace starts getting up but gets a hard kick to the side of the head. Audrey waits for Grace to get up again. When she does, Audrey catches her in a victory roll.
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They're both up. Audrey runs at Grace. Grace catches her in a fireman's carry position. Grace hits the fireman's carry neckbreaker and goes for the cover.
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Winner: "The Irish Assassin" Grace Kerr[/center]

Stenfelder: Here is your winner, by pinfall, "The Irish Assassin" Grace Kerr!

Nailz: A big victory for Grace Kerr here tonight! If she keeps winning like this, I could see a title shot in her future!

Beckett: I could see me in her future! ME-OW!

Nailz: Sometimes, Steve Beckett, you disgust me.

Grace celebrates in the ring as Asylum cuts to another commercial break.

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Adam: The following contest is scheduled for one fall

"Awake and Alive" by Skillet hit’s the PA. Brandon and Kaycee Young come out from behind the curtain and onto the stage. Brandon is wearing a sleeveless hooded jacket with a flaming sword piercing through the Nextwave Autobot logo, the hood obscuring his face, and black pants with the same design running down the sides, but with with "Y O U N G G U N" written down each side, with the G and N of the "GUN" written above and below the U in YOUNG making a cross shape, written down each side in fiery gold font while his wife is wearing a pair of black bootcut spandex pants covered in a screen-print of feathers paired with a sports-bra-like top of the same material, a bright red sleeveless trenchcoat with the Nextwave Autobot logo on the back framed with a pair of angel's wings. Brandon is bouncing and bounding around much as he always does… and it turns out that his energy is infectious, since it has his wife doing the same thing, the duo criss-crossing the stage as they pump up the crowd.

Adam: Introducing first, being accompanied by her husband, Brandon Young. She is one half of the APW Tag Team Champions……KAYCEE YOUNG


Meeting up in the center, Brandon smirks as he hauls his wife into a kiss, and after a couple seconds, the embrace ends, Kaycee blushing a little as she and her husband make their way down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans as they go. Brandon races to the ring before Kaycee, hopping up onto the apron with his back against the ropes. As Kaycee follows him down he grabs her and pulls her up onto the apron, and then holds the ropes open as any gentlemen should before sliding in himself. They both hit a turnbuckle and play to the crowd before the song fades out.

The lights dim as the opening notes begin playing. Spotlights show reflections of playing cards along the entrance. Gambler, wearing a jacket with an Ace of Hearts of Jack of Diamonds, takes his time strolling out to the ring, deck of cards between both hands. And Bobby Bodacious is following him. At random intervals, Gambler tosses a few cards at members of the audience.

Adam: And her opponent, being accompanied by Bobby Bodacious, he is THE GAMBLER!

When Gambler makes it to the ring, he slides under the bottom rope. Gambler goes to one knee while reaching into a jacket pocket, pulling out a pair of die. Gambler rolls the die on the mat, getting a "7" from the roll. The lights come all the way on as Gambler gets to both feet, making sure to take his jacket off.

The Gambler W/ Bobby Bodacious Vs Kaycee Young W/ Brandon Young


The match begins with The Gambler attacking Kaycee from behind and works on her in the corner with a series of knife edge chops. After an Irish whip to Kaycee to the corner. Gambler runs at her, only for Kaycee to move and slip out through the ropes. She springboards into the ring, catching Gambler with a dropkick, followed by a cover which Gambler easily kicks out at 2. Gambler gets to his feet and Kaycee runs off the ropes, but Bobby Bodacious jumps up to the apron, pulling down the top rope and Kaycee flips over to the floor. Bobby begins stomping on Kaycee and Brandon comes over and Bobby backs off. The ref gets Branden to back off as well as The Gambler goes outside the ring and slams Kaycee on the concrete floor before rolling her back into the ring. Back in the ring, The Gambler lifts Kaycee up and drives her face into the mat with the X-Factor. Gambler covers
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Nailz: If The Gambler can defeat one half of the tag champs, it might qualify The Gambler and Bobby for a shot at the tag titles

Beckett: Bringing the Tag Titles to Asylum doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me

The Gambler works on Kaycee in the ring, giving her a few of his key moves including a double arm DDT, A Scissor Kick and the Fameasser, in which Kaycee kicked out of all of them. The Gambler even locks in a single leg crab which almost gets Kaycee to tap, but he gets to the ropes. At one point, The Gambler picks Kaycee up for a cradle piledriver, but she counters it with a hurricanrana. Kaycee is now on the attack, snapmaring Gambler and dropkicking him in the back of the head. And then hits him with a Swinging neck breaker and then an enzuigiri, taking Gambler down. Kaycee gets to the top rope and comes off with a flying head butt and covers
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Nailz: I had a feeling this would happen

Beckett: The ref has lost total control of this match

As Bobby and Brandon are fighting on the outside, in the ring, Kaycee picks Gambler up and Gambler rakes her eyes and then lifts her up and drops her with the Michinoku Driver

Gambler goes for the cover but the ref is out side of the ring breaking up the fight. The ref pulls Bobby off of Brandon and the two are arguing and Brandon sneaks into the ring and nails the Gambler with an brain buster suplex and then slides out of the ring. The ref gets back into the ring just in time to see Kaycee hitting The Gambler with the Kay-O. Kaycee covers
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Winner: Kaycee Young

Kaycee’s music begins to play and Brandon gets into the ring and begins to celebrate with his wife.

Nailz: And that’s why these two are the tag champs.

Beckett: This match may have had a different outcome there we’re no outside interference.

Beautiful Disaster continue to celebrate as we go to commercial.

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Backstage, Harvey is speaking with Rico Casteel.

Casteel: Your match was great.

Harvey: Thanks. I hope you do well in yours. I never liked Coach anyway.

Rico smiles.

Casteel: Yeah. I'm just looking forward to my match with James Chambers. I'm going to become the new APW World Heavyweight Champion.

Harvey: Yeah. You know you're part of the reason the former IWC Insane Championship had a name change, right?

Casteel: What do you mean?

Harvey: Okay. Bear with me. You won the APW vs. IWC Battle Royal at Rasslemania. Team IWC won War Games against Team APW. I firmly believe this absorbsion of IWC into APW was due to those two matches. It was due to the fact that IWC destroyed APW at Rasslemania. If you hadn't won that Battle Royal, IWC wouldn't have become a part of APW. If IWC had never become a part of APW, the IWC Insane Championship wouldn't have become the APW World Heavyweight Championship. Therefore, you are part of the reason the name of the championship was changed.

Rico laughs.

Casteel: I never thought about it that way.

Harvey: You're adversly affecting James Chamber life and you haven't even faced him for the title yet.

Casteel: I guess that's one way to look at it.

Asylum cuts back to ringside, where Nathaniel Broadway is already in the ring with Audioslave's "Shadow in the Sun" playing. The music fades out, and The lights go dim as "So Bad" by Eminem kicks out through the PA system. Tyler Vaughn enters from behind the curtain holding a sign that says "Lights Out on Broadway".

Stenfelder: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! First, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 243 pounds, from Columbus, Ohio, Tyler Vaughn! And his opponent, already in the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Austin, Texas, Nathaniel Broadway!

Nailz: Both of these men are making their Asylum debuts here tonight! This should be an exciting match!

Beckett: Both have entered the Asylum with a lot of fanfare! It'll be interesting to see who walks out with the win!

He makes his way to the ring holding his self made sign to a fan but taking it back and ripping it. Tyler throws the ripped sign to the ground and slides into the ring and gets himself ready for the match. The ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!

Nathaniel Broadway vs. Tyler Vaughn

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Both men circle around the ring, sizing one another up, before locking up in the middle of the ring. Both men try to press the advantage, and finally, Broadway gives Vaughn a hard kick to the gut, giving him an opening to deliver a Snapmare! From here the match is a back and forth affair, although before long, Vaughn takes control of the match when Broadway misses a Clothesline, allowing him to connect with a Leg Hook Reverse STO!

Nailz: Ruiner! Ruiner! Tyler Vaughn just connected with The Ruiner!

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Winner: Tyler Vaughn[/center]

Stenfelder: Here is your winner, by pinfall, Tyler Vaughn!

"So Bad" begins to play as the ref raises Vaughn's arm in victory. Vaughn has a confident look on his face, and acts like he owns the ring. His celebration is cut short as "Invasion" hits the speakers, and a large Japanese man with mid-length red hair enters the arena!

Nailz: Who the hell is this guy!?

Beckett: I have no idea! He must be well over 300 pounds, that's for sure!

The mysterious Japanese competitor makes his way to the ring, showing no signs of emotion. Vaughn has sense enough to exit the ring as the mystery man walks up the steps and into the ring. He gives Vaughn a cold stare before turning his attention to Nathaniel Broadway, who's just now composing himself. As Broadway begins to make his way up, the Japanese man sneers, before spitting green mist into the face of Broadway! The fans are booing loudly as Broadway gets hoisted up onto the Japanese man's shoulders into a torture rack position, before getting flung over into a Hard Backbreaker right across the large man's knee! As Broadway lays there in pain, "Invasion" begins to play again, and the Japanese man calmly exits the ring. He gives Vaughn another cold stare as he heads up the ramp to the exit.

Nailz: Who is this mysterious Japanese man, and what's he doing here in the Asylum!?

Beckett: I don't know who he is, but he just put the entire Asylum roster on notice!

Nailz: Well, folks, we've had a wild night of action so far, and when we come back, Chris Cyrus takes on Biggs in a non-title match!

APW Asylum cuts to a commercial for Iron Chef: America.

[reginald]

Asylum returns from the commercial break to the opening of Shiny Toy Gun's "The Sun"



The fans boo loudly as Biggs enters the arena, feigning adoration for the crowd. The fans see right through the Overdrive Champion's BS, and continue to boo him as he heads down to the ring.

Stenfelder: Making his way to the ring first, representing APW Overdrive, weighing in at 217 pounds, from Seattle, Washington, he is the APW Overdrive Champion, Biggs!

Nailz: Tonight marks Biggs' first appearance in the Asylum! And he's getting a very hostile reaction!

Beckett: Not from our General Manager! I heard Biggs and Reggie were getting along great backstage tonight!

Biggs continues to mock the fans as he reaches the ring and slingshots himself in over the top ropes. He then heads to the center of the ring, unclasping his APW Overdrive Championship, and raising it high in the air before calling for a mic.

Biggs: You folks don't realize how lucky you truly are to be here tonight to get to witness me take on Chris Cyrus. Because I can guarantee you that this is one time only thing! There's only two reasons I came to this dump, and two reasons only! The first being that Reginald Schmidt happens to be a good friend of my father, and I'm doing this as a favor for ol' Reggie. Secondly, I wanted to shut Chris Cyrus up once and for all! The fact is, he's never gotten over the splitting of the Axis of Awesome, and I'm here tonight to force the little jerk to move the heck on!

The fans start to chant "IWC! IWC!"

Biggs: Those initials mean nothing! IWC doesn't exist anymore! This is APW Asylum now, and you all are going to have to deal with it! After I thoroughly embaress Chris Cyrus here tonight, all of you will understand why APW is the premiere brand in wrestling today, and more importantly, you'll understand why I am the premiere competitor in wrestling today! I didn't become the Greatest Overdrive Champion in history for nothing! And tonight, when it's all said and done, each and every one of you here and watching at home will be able to say that you saw a performance tonight that was quite simply out of this WORLD!

Biggs chuckles a bit as Black Sabbath's "Ironman" begins to play! The fans boo loudly as Chris Cyrus makes his way into the arena with a large sneer across his face. He heads down to the ring, ignoring the fans and staring a hole into Biggs!

Stenfelder: And his opponent, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Chris Cyrus!

Beckett: I think Chris Cyrus is just about the only member of the Asylum roster who could possibly come out to a more negative reaction than Biggs just did!

Nailz: Well, to be fair, Cyrus hasn't endeared himself to the IWC faithful at all! Being anti-hardcore and all!

As Cyrus enters the ring, Biggs turns his back to Cyrus in a show of disrespect. Cyrus just chuckles to himself, and tells the ref to ring the bell. The ref obliges, DING! DING! DING!

Chris Cyrus vs. Biggs

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The match is off fast and furious, with both going right at it! As they trade blows in the middle of the ring, Cyrus reaches up and gives Biggs a rake across the eyes, which is perfectly legal! He then slaps on his patented Headlock, yelling out "HEADLOCK!"

Nailz: Biggs isn't used to the anythings goes rules here in the Asylum! That gives Cyrus a huge advantage!

Beckett: The Overdrive Champion is used to having to be crafty and resourceful in his cheating. Cyrus has gotten used to doing as he pleases!

From here, the match continues on at a frantic pace, with each man countering one another, and countering their counters! The two men are putting on a wrestling clinic, or at least as much of a clinic as can be had with constant short cuts and dirty tricks. After about 25 minutes of action, Biggs gives Cyrus a running Knee Lift to the face, and follows up with the Bigg Time! As Biggs makes his way up to the top rope, APW Mega Star Khaos leaps over the barrier and shoves Biggs off the top rope, sending him crashing right into announce table at ringside! Khaos then picks Biggs up and gives him the Welcome to Hell, Michigan through the announce table!

Nailz: It wouldn't be Asylum without a table getting destroyed!

Beckett: I think Biggs' undefeated streak is in series jeopardy here!

Khaos then pulls Biggs up, rolling him into the ring. Cyrus grabs a hold of Biggs' head, bringing him up to his feet. He hooks him up in the urinagi position, and gives him the Straight to Hell! Cyrus hooks the leg, 1
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Winner: Chris Cyrus[/center]

Stenfelder: Here is your winner, by pinfall, Chris Cyrus!

Nailz: What a huge turn of events here on APW Asylum! Biggs' 2011 undefeated streak has ended thanks to a huge assist from Khaos!

Beckett: How appropriate is it that it was Chris Cyrus who brought an end to Biggs' streak! Still, Cyrus has to be thanking Khaos big time!

Cyrus continues to stomp the Overdrive Champion, laying the boots into his former partner! The ref allows it to happen, leaving the ring while "Ironman" continues to play. Khaos has a huge smile on his face as he heads up the aisle and APW Asylum cuts to a commercial break.

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Stenfelder: Ladies and Gentlemen in the IWC Arena, this is your APW Asylum Main Event! This contest tag team match up scheduled for one fall.

The lights dim down as "Sound of Madness" by Shinedown begins to play. After a few moments, "The Wild Card" Gary Busey comes bursting out from the back, throwing some jabs into the air, and he is followed by the large imposing figure of "The Loose Cannon" Rico Casteel.

Stenfelder: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 440 lbs, the team of "Wild Card" Gary Busey and APW Suicidal champion "The Loose Cannon" Rico Casteel!"

Busey continues to shadow box as he makes his way down to the ring while Rico scans the crowd and cracks his neck before following his partner. Busey climbs up the ring steps and steps into the ring while Rico grabs the middle rope and hauls himself onto the apron. He climbs through the ropes and meets Busey in the middle of the ring as they await their opponents.

Stenfelder: Introducing second, At a combined weight of 475 lbs. the World Heavyweight Champion James Chambers and his partner, Craig T. Nelson!

The arena goes dark, as the James Chambers entrance video package begins playing on the big screen. James appears at the top of the ramp with his World Heavyweight Championship slung over his left shoulder. Standing next to him is his partner, Craig T. Nelson. Craig wears a black "BIFF FTW" T-shirt with the sleeves cut off with matching elbows pads and wristbands, with sweatpants and wrestling shoes to complete the outfit. The fans cheer as both men stroll purposefully down the ramp, slapping fives but not taking their eyes off of Rico and Gary.

Once James and Craig T. Nelson are in the ring, Craig goes to the corner and James approaches Gary Busey. The two exchange a smile, and James extends his hand.....

Beckett: What a great show of respect before the match to his former Rasslemania cornerman.

Busey extends his hand as well, and they shake.

Nailz: Busey is pure class.

After the handshake, James goes to pull back his hand, but Busey refuses to let go! James tries to pull his hand back with more force than before, but Busey still refuses to let go. A sinister grin crosses Gary's face, and before James can attempt to yank his hand back for a third time, Busey opens up his mouth and sinks his sizeable choppers into the forearm of the World Heavyweight Champion!

Beckett: Oh, the humanity!

Nailz: Chambers is going to need a tetanus shot after this!

James howls in pain, and Rico Casteel collapses to the mat, laughing hysterically.

The referee in charge tries his best to restore order, but Busey's jaws have locked around James's arm and he continues to gnaw away.

Finally, Craig T. Nelson has had enough and steps in the ring. He knocks Busey to the mat with a stiff right hand and begins going to work. James angrily complains to the ref about Busey going Cannibal Holocaust on his arm, Casteel is in stitches on the mat, and Busey and Nelson are going blow for blow in the corner.

Finally, after a full two and a half minutes of bedlam order is restored. The ref ushers James and Rico to their respective corners, and signals for the bell to ring.

DING DING DING

James Chambers & Craig T. Nelson vs. Rico Casteel & Gary Busey

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Beckett: And here we go, our Main Event has begun!

Nailz: The legal men Gary Busey and Craig T. Nelson will start things off.

Beckett: Did you ever think you would utter those words?

Craig T. Nelson and Busey carefully circle each other, and a brief feeling out process ensues. After about 30 seconds of inactivity, Nelson shoots in for a single leg takedown, but Busey easily stuffs it. He gets underhooks on both of Nelson's arms and muscles him into the corner.

Beckett: Looks like Busey has a little wrestling experience after all!

Nailz: That he does. I'm told he was a 3 time All American at the prestigious Batshit University.

With his shoulder pressed into he midsection of Craig T. Nelson, Busey rips at the body of Nelson with a wicked pair of right and left hooks. Nelson counters with short elbow strikes to the top of Busey's head. Busey is employing an intelligent strategy of attacking the head when Nelson isn't protecting. Busey slowly begins to overpower Nelson, raining down a flurry of punches on him, causing the referee to the count him out of the corner. Busey backs up, but goes to rush in again. Nelson gets the boots up, jarring Busey's head back. Nelson rushes in, but Busey gets his wits back and counters with an arm drag. Nelson hops up, only to get taken over with another arm drag. Nelson pops up yet again, but gets knocked flat with a standing dropkick.

Beckett: I can't believe what I'm seeing right now. Two 60+ year old actors actually having a technical wrestling contest?

Nailz: I agree, normally I'd be booing right now, but this is actually enjoyable to watch.

Busey pulls Nelson to his feet, and goes to pick him up....

But his back goes out!

Busey drops Nelson, giving Craig enough time to recover and tag out to James. The World Heavyweight Champion enters the ring and begins stalking Busey.

Nailz: It looks like this one might end early!

Beckett: Tell that to Casteel, that guy looks like a caged animal in that corner.

Chambers pulls Busey up by his hair, screaming at him and showing him his now bandaged arm. Busey musters up enough strength to hit James with a low blow, and dives into the corner to tag out to Rico Casteel!

The big man leaps over the top rope, and him and James meet toe to toe in the center of the ring, and they begin firing off lefts and rights and each other with neither willing to budge!

Nailz: Now this is what we came for!

Eventually, Rico begin to land the harder shots, causing James to stagger back a little. Rico shoots James off into the ropes. He attempts a big boot on the return, but James ducks it, bounces off the ropes and counters with a spear! He goes for a pin...

But doesn't even get a count, Casteel shoves him off with authority.

James quickly gets to his feet, as does Casteel. James throws a wild High Kick, which Rico easily ducks and counters with a headbutt. James is stunned momentarily, and Rico takes advantage by picking him and taking him down with a Spinebuster! James writhes in pain on the mat and Rico goes for a cover of his own.

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Kickout!

Casteel pulls the champion to his feet, and tags out to Gary Busey, while holding James's arm. Busey climbs to the second rope, and hits James with an Axe Handle smash. This attack only has mild effect, and James drops to a knee. Busey begins to follow up with similar pitter patter shots which seem to only irritate the Champion. Still groggy from Rico's onslaught, James shoves Busey across the ring to create space. After taking a second to catch his breath, he goes right after Busey, dropping him flat with a Knee to the Liver. James tags out to Craig T. Nelson, who enters the ring and goes right at Busey.

Nailz: Busey is in trouble!

Nelson clotheslines Busey, and pulls him to his feet, and clotheslines him again. He hooks Busey's pants, lifts him, and takes him down with a stalling suplex, planting him in the middle of the ring. Nelson motions to the corner and goes to climb the turnbuckle!

Beckett: Looks like The Great Craig T. Nelson is going to fly!

Once Craig gets his balance, his raises his arms to play to the crowd. He goes to leap off....

But Rico pulls away the leg, leaving him hung up on the top rope!

Craig tumbles to the mat and rolls under the bottom rope. James rushes across the ring and knocks Rico off the apron. He follows him outside and the two begin to brawl on the outside, where James throws Rico headfirst into the steel steps! He then throws Rico against the steel guardrail on the outside. The two continue to brawl on the outside, and Craig T. Nelson slowly makes it to his feet. Meanwhile, Gary Busey has fully recovered in the ring, and signals to the crowd that he's going to fly!

Beckett: He couldn't lift Nelson without getting a Hernia and now he wants to go high-risk!?

Busey runs to the corner, leaps onto the second rope, bounds off onto the top turnbuckle, dives off.....

and lands a Cross Body Plancha to the outside, taking out all three men at ringside!

The crowd is one their feet!

Nailz: And THAT is why they call him the Wild Card!

Bodies are sprawled all over ringside, with everyone stirring and groaning in pain.

Beckett: Great move by Busey, thought it would have been better had he not taken out his own teammate.

James, who took the least of Gary's attack, is the first to make it to his feet. He picks Rico up, and goes to scoop slam him on the outside, but Gary Busey breaks it up with yet another low blow!

Nailz: That nut shot was brutal! So much for the Chambers legacy!

James drops Rico, and both Gary and Rico begin to double team the champion, putting the boots to him on the ground. Rico pins Jimmy's arms behind his back, and Busey cocks his right hand to throw a haymaker, but Craig T. Nelson blindsides him with a steel chair! Busey crumbles to the floor. Rico goes to attack Nelson, and gets served a chairshot of his own. The chairshot stuns him slightly, but he continues to push forward anyway. Craig raises the chair again to strike, but Rico smacks the chair out of his hands. Nelson cocks his right hand to throw a punch, but Rico grabs him around the neck, smirks, and wags his finger at him.

He repeatedly rams Nelson's head into the ringpost. He rolls him under the bottom rope and follows him back in the ring and orders Gary Busey to pin him.

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The pin is broken up by James, who is reenters the ring.

Beckett: Can you imagine what Busey's victory speech would have sounded like if he got the pinfall?

Nailz: I shudder at the thought.

Rico begins brawling with James, stunning him with a short jab. He lifts him up into the air to gorilla press slam him, but Craig T. Nelson kicks the back of his knees, causing him to lose his balance and fall backwards, with James landing on top of him. James takes advantage of this and pins him with his forearm across his face.

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Kickout by the Suicidal Champion!

Beckett: That was close.

Nailz: Indeed, props to Coach Fox for making the save there.

Amid the confusion in the ring, the referee deems James and Rico the legal men, and force Busey and Nelson to their corners. James pulls Rico to his feet, and pulls him into a Muy Thai Clinch. He begins to deliver piston like knees to the body of Rico before forcing him into the corner, where he proceeds to deliver more punishment, before being counted out of the corner. James goes to charge back in, but Rico moves out of the way, causing James to run chest first into the top turnbuckle. When James turns back around and stumbles forward, Rico hooks him and plants him facefirst with an STO. Rico pins James, hooking the leg.

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Rico bangs the mat in frustration, and springs to his feet. Pulling James up with him. He hooks James's shorts yet again, and lifts him up into air, standing stationary for about thirty seconds in the standing suplex position.

Beckett: This is a very smart move by Rico Casteel, by holding James like this he is causing lots of blood to rush to James's head.

Nailz: I hope he's not trying to rush too much into the massive cranium of our World Heavyweight Champion, otherwise he's gonna be here all night.

After about thirty seconds of holding James in an impressive show of strength, Rico takes James back with the suplex. With the champion flat on his back, Rico pins James once again, hooking the leg.

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James gets the shoulder up again!

Rico argues with the ref, accusing him of counting slow. Finally, he decides to go for broke. He grabs James yet again to go for the Bedlam Buster. He lifts him up, but James fights his way out of it. After he lands on his feet, Rico attempts the Knockout Punch, but James ducks it and counters with a vicious Flying Knee that catches Rico right on the chin! Rico's legs give out and he crumbles to the mat. James goes for a pin of his own, hooking both legs...

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Busey breaks up the pin!

Beckett: It's a good thing Busey broke the count, that knee landed flush! I'm surprised Rico stayed conscious after that.

Nailz: And there you have it folks, a history making moment, the first time anyone is grateful to have Gary Busey around.

James stands up, frustrated. He glares at Busey for costing him the pin. He looks at Rico, who is stirring on the mat, looks back at Busey, and smiles. He lunges at the retreating Busey, and grabs him by the hair. James cocks his fist back to throw a right hand, but a panicked Busey reaches into his boot and pulls out a large Bowie Knife!

Beckett: That's it, I'm out of here. Busey's going though one of his psychotic episodes and I'm not waiting around to get shanked.

Nailz: I'm going to stay. Even though I don't feel like having my organs harvested tonight, I kinda want to see what happens.

James quickly lets go of and steps back from the knife-brandishing Busey, who is screaming at James and yelling at the referee who is trying to calm him down!

Beckett: I knew this could happen! Busey is off his meds!

Nailz: Was he ever on them?

Busey continues to walk forward toward James with the Knife bared, forcing the champion to back right into Rico Casteel, who has fully recovered and is looking to even the score! James spins around and gets face to face with Rico, who shoves him backwards. Rico cocks his right hand and throws a Knockout Punch, but James ducks it, and clocks Busey instead!

The lights go out for Busey, and he's out before he hits the ground. Meanwhile, James cracks Rico with a thudding High Kick, causing him to fall to the mat and roll under the bottom rope. James tags out to Craig T. Nelson, who begins climbing the top rope. Once he reaches the top, he plays to the crowd for a bit, leaps off, and lands a picture perfect shooting star leg-drop!

Nailz: Holy shit! I can't believe what I'm seeing right now!

Beckett: He calls that move The Screaming Eagle Press.

Nelson pins Busey, hooking the leg.

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James and Nelson celebrate in the ring as Gary Busey rolls under the bottom rope as a furious Rico Casteel walks backstage. James Chambers lifts Craig T. Nelson onto his shoulders and parades him around the ring as the fans cheer loudly!

Nailz: Thanks again, folks, for joining us for Asylum! We'll see you in two weeks!