Post by Mike Morrison on Oct 16, 2011 16:56:13 GMT -4
‘What they do not understand is she is mine they all prance about saying she is theirs how she should wrap herself around their waist. You hoar you told me in that last interview with Rico that you and I belong together. Why must you taunt me like that why must I commit murder in my funhouse just to get the orgasm of you wrapped around my waist Goldie? Why must you sell your self? Do you really want to wrap yourself around my waist or Rico’s ? Are you communicating with me because I understand or is it because I am mad?”
A small cramped box, in the cargo hold nothing like travelling Economy class Mike Morrison style. Armed with nothing but a camera with night vision and some air holes I start my journey to Yoko Misawa land where he isn’t a star amongst his natives but heck that’s another story for another time.
By travelling this way I don’t freak out the passengers I know talk about a boot in the proverbial, this would probably give Rico some ammunition to start another peasant skit. I have nothing against him but he has my Goldie forced around his waist she screams to me saying she wants to wrap herself around me she is sick and tired of being having to wrap around others waists against her will. I can make that happen I could reunite us we could be so happy together Tokyo and Goldie here comes Mike Morrison. Ok so I lied I got a packed lunch and a bucket heh heh.
The camera switches on
“Hey all Mikey boy starting his trip to Japan in a box guess it saves me biting the passengers and infecting them with madness heh oh wait that only happens with zombies right? Anyhoo I am ready to show the land of the rising sun the being that is Mike Morrison. I wouldn’t like to be in their shoes, I mean they probably wouldn’t fit me man I am buzzing ready for action and I am here to claim Goldie as she wants me she told me so.”
Mike shuffles around in his box
“Rico, the false prophet of madness, you claim to be madder than me, but you haven’t scratched the surface yeah I may have not made an impact yet! But I am saving myself for the chamber so I can prove myself to her so she will be taken away from your waist and she will be wrapped around mine like she wants.
Do you ever ask Goldie how she feels? Do you truly know what she wants? No you don’t you wear her and use and abuse her so you can cement yourself as this so called King of Madness. As for being a peasant, in good old Britain we make a living of peasants rising up and beating royalty time and time again. But you are not the only guilty one Rico you are not the only one who truly understands Goldie’s feelings.
You claim you are bringing the madness ok some entertainment for me while you see how futile you chances of keeping Goldie aroiund your waist where she doesn't want to be.”
A deep breath and then a continuation from Mike
“Manhattan White you are not even a mention all you are is a whisper on the wind, to you she is just a piece of jewelry to wear with you Huggy Bear attire, she is there just to make you look good when you dress like the pimp.
She will be your hoar wrapped around your waist she does not want that, and she will not subject herself to that embarrassment, so come up with all the retard and insane references you want, Goldie is no ones prostitute and I will be dammed if she ever becomes one.”
“Also of that ilk there is one Tommy Knoxville whom is probably takes the brunt of every ‘Jackass’ joke under the sun, well you are a joke I suppose Goldie hates you more than me.
She talks to me and she knows you have selfish arrogant ideas about her, you will force her around your waist to make meaning to your pathetic existence. Give it up already you never fought to enter like Manhattan White you had your lips sealed on the top boys arse answer me this what does degrading yourself feel and taste like? Yeah Shane Borderland left but that was after I tapped danced on his face and made him squeal like a pig Weeeee Weeeee!”
Mike chuckles to himself imagining a Deliverance type scene with him as the hillbilly and Shane Borderland as the city slicker.
“Speaking of Shane Borderland it brings me to his ex partner well I assume so anyway the one and only Jason Kash. Why do you go on about past glories? That was then this is now. Your past accolades are indeed impressive but you live in the past will you ever strive for the future? No it is an impossible concept living in the past is emotional baggage you will not need. Obtaining Goldie again will be like reaching Mecca for you, but she has been around your waist and doesn’t want you any more.
I know how much of a sick bastard you can be but it will not amount to anything, for you Goldie is loved like an ex girlfriend but living life we all know how those arrangements turn out more often than not.”
Mike looks down at his feet and looks into the camera.
“Ah I must admit where are my manners is it not ladies first, but don’t worry miss Talfourd I certainly have not forgotten about you, you see I never forget the predictability of stupidity. I know women like you, you will take Goldie and use her as you see fit then she will be put aside collecting dust till you need to use her again. You don’t deserve a wonderful gal like Goldie around your waist.
So go on about your way of knowing the business and then look in vain as Goldie slips further and further from your grip, and then hear my laugh haunt you for the rest of your days let it haunt you so bad that then you will understand your so called ‘knowledge of the business’ amounted to nothing not a thing.
Mike looks closer into the camera
“So ladles and jelly spoons I hope your threats and empty insults stoke you up and build you up so bit. So then it will be a buzz knocking you down to earth with a thud.”
The camera switches off
‘Do not fret Goldie my love, Mike is going to the other side of the world, to claim you as mine, to make you happy and to have you around my waist, you are going to be happy Goldie, you are the love of my life.”
A small cramped box, in the cargo hold nothing like travelling Economy class Mike Morrison style. Armed with nothing but a camera with night vision and some air holes I start my journey to Yoko Misawa land where he isn’t a star amongst his natives but heck that’s another story for another time.
By travelling this way I don’t freak out the passengers I know talk about a boot in the proverbial, this would probably give Rico some ammunition to start another peasant skit. I have nothing against him but he has my Goldie forced around his waist she screams to me saying she wants to wrap herself around me she is sick and tired of being having to wrap around others waists against her will. I can make that happen I could reunite us we could be so happy together Tokyo and Goldie here comes Mike Morrison. Ok so I lied I got a packed lunch and a bucket heh heh.
The camera switches on
“Hey all Mikey boy starting his trip to Japan in a box guess it saves me biting the passengers and infecting them with madness heh oh wait that only happens with zombies right? Anyhoo I am ready to show the land of the rising sun the being that is Mike Morrison. I wouldn’t like to be in their shoes, I mean they probably wouldn’t fit me man I am buzzing ready for action and I am here to claim Goldie as she wants me she told me so.”
Mike shuffles around in his box
“Rico, the false prophet of madness, you claim to be madder than me, but you haven’t scratched the surface yeah I may have not made an impact yet! But I am saving myself for the chamber so I can prove myself to her so she will be taken away from your waist and she will be wrapped around mine like she wants.
Do you ever ask Goldie how she feels? Do you truly know what she wants? No you don’t you wear her and use and abuse her so you can cement yourself as this so called King of Madness. As for being a peasant, in good old Britain we make a living of peasants rising up and beating royalty time and time again. But you are not the only guilty one Rico you are not the only one who truly understands Goldie’s feelings.
You claim you are bringing the madness ok some entertainment for me while you see how futile you chances of keeping Goldie aroiund your waist where she doesn't want to be.”
A deep breath and then a continuation from Mike
“Manhattan White you are not even a mention all you are is a whisper on the wind, to you she is just a piece of jewelry to wear with you Huggy Bear attire, she is there just to make you look good when you dress like the pimp.
She will be your hoar wrapped around your waist she does not want that, and she will not subject herself to that embarrassment, so come up with all the retard and insane references you want, Goldie is no ones prostitute and I will be dammed if she ever becomes one.”
“Also of that ilk there is one Tommy Knoxville whom is probably takes the brunt of every ‘Jackass’ joke under the sun, well you are a joke I suppose Goldie hates you more than me.
She talks to me and she knows you have selfish arrogant ideas about her, you will force her around your waist to make meaning to your pathetic existence. Give it up already you never fought to enter like Manhattan White you had your lips sealed on the top boys arse answer me this what does degrading yourself feel and taste like? Yeah Shane Borderland left but that was after I tapped danced on his face and made him squeal like a pig Weeeee Weeeee!”
Mike chuckles to himself imagining a Deliverance type scene with him as the hillbilly and Shane Borderland as the city slicker.
“Speaking of Shane Borderland it brings me to his ex partner well I assume so anyway the one and only Jason Kash. Why do you go on about past glories? That was then this is now. Your past accolades are indeed impressive but you live in the past will you ever strive for the future? No it is an impossible concept living in the past is emotional baggage you will not need. Obtaining Goldie again will be like reaching Mecca for you, but she has been around your waist and doesn’t want you any more.
I know how much of a sick bastard you can be but it will not amount to anything, for you Goldie is loved like an ex girlfriend but living life we all know how those arrangements turn out more often than not.”
Mike looks down at his feet and looks into the camera.
“Ah I must admit where are my manners is it not ladies first, but don’t worry miss Talfourd I certainly have not forgotten about you, you see I never forget the predictability of stupidity. I know women like you, you will take Goldie and use her as you see fit then she will be put aside collecting dust till you need to use her again. You don’t deserve a wonderful gal like Goldie around your waist.
So go on about your way of knowing the business and then look in vain as Goldie slips further and further from your grip, and then hear my laugh haunt you for the rest of your days let it haunt you so bad that then you will understand your so called ‘knowledge of the business’ amounted to nothing not a thing.
Mike looks closer into the camera
“So ladles and jelly spoons I hope your threats and empty insults stoke you up and build you up so bit. So then it will be a buzz knocking you down to earth with a thud.”
The camera switches off
‘Do not fret Goldie my love, Mike is going to the other side of the world, to claim you as mine, to make you happy and to have you around my waist, you are going to be happy Goldie, you are the love of my life.”
