Post by Jason Cashe on Oct 17, 2011 18:58:02 GMT -4
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You see the laptop in a first person view and then it pulls out to show Jason Kash sitting on a chair with a Laptop on a table. He clicks off the internet and shuts down the screen. Kash grabs a blunt already burning, sitting inside the ashtray on the table next to the laptop. He takes a few inhales and then flicks it and returns it to the ashtray. His voice sounding a bit annoyed speaks out as if someone in the room can hear him, his eyes turn onto the camera to show he's talking to the viewers.
::Jason Kash::[/u]
Still waiting on Sally to open her lush slut cocksucker. She's all big talk about who she is and how much of a bigger name she is and I'm sure she'll have an excuse. She always has one for why she waits until last minute to speak out. Why she loses a match, they both come with excuses on how it's someone else's fault. 10 years from now when her liver begins to fail from the many nights she goes out drinking until impaired she will look up into the heavens and ask God: "Why? Why is this happening to me? Please help me!" However the truth of why is it's all in the mirror just as it will be when you find yourself eliminated from this match.
It happens because you are a lush, you can't have a good time without drinking the sorrows that is your reality into a blurred reality. That's where I'm different, see I smoke that green leaf but that green leaf doesn't have any long term health problems. Sure I might lose some memory but at least my liver is okay to go. Alcohol effects every part of your body BUT your earlobes. So I'll take my high life, you keep your future health problems. See how cute you are in 5 years when the "drank and partying" has you looking like a female Charlie Sheen. You'd have to almost DRUG someone in order to get laid then. Sorry but that sucks for you!
You should really head back to Overdrive Sally, it's just better for your legacy in this business. People like you there and well here on Asylum, you've been kind of ehh...Now I'm sure that's not your fault. You've been out a few times from "injury" in the recent past. Be it a drunken accident that lead to your injuries or not it was clear you've had your injury problems. Is that an issue going into One Night In Hell? I sure hope not because a wounded dog is slim pickings in a Cage world of Hell. This is what this will be Sally, truly hell and inside that hell you being injured or still having a hangover due to last night's party will not matter.
Nobody will take you with kid gloves. You disgust me, the type of woman you are has no respect for herself. You give women a bad name, you give attraction a bad name period. You might look like a crisp dollar right now Sally but give it some time, some matches like Extreme Elimination and that cuteness you have now will fade and be replaced by scars and wrinkles with age spots. You will be Mae Young in a matter of months and your legacy will remain faded and on the fold.
Most people have been seeing APW as not as talented as it was last year. How without Level One and Captain Klappton with a few others that APW just doesn't have the pull in rank compared to other places out there. How does that make you feel Sally? Not to be remembered for even being still around when you mattered so much in the past? Must bite you wrong at the inner thigh doesn't it you slimy cunt? Sorry, I borrowed a Johnny Brown language word! American women dislike it but I rather find it funny!
APW might not fit up to the best ever for roster members but rest assure Sally that Asylum is at it's best ever! Overdrive is just finally starting to fall even with what we've BEEN doing on this side of the game. Inside that ring, the people who perform do it best on Asylum and Sally bitch, you just cannot match up to that pace, to that violence. So I'm no longer asking it Sally, in this match, inside this Chamber....I'm sending you back to Overdrive or I'm sending you into retirement. You don't belong here, Havok is over there all alone and he wants someone to help him hide deeper in the closet. Do yourself a favor and head back because it can get very Dangerous being here on this show...Soon to be under new reign of a New World Heavyweight Champion![/color][/font]
He grabs his blunt and gets up from the chair. Pushing it back under the table as he stands, Kash walks across the room. It's a bare room with nothing inside it's walls. White walls, cream colored carpet. Kash turns on the lights in the living room and checks the empty refrigeration. He doesn't take too much time not speaking out as yet another opinion filled rant comes out of "The Influence".
::Jason Kash::[/u]
This is a nice little spot. I'm here not for myself of course, it's a low rent, low end spot in Cloverleaf, TX where my soon to be Protege will be coming to live. This place has all bills paid and includes Basic Cable and Internet. Talk about a deal! Speaking of great things, can I give props to Mike Morrison for dubbing Championship belts "Goldie" like you're right out of the Lord of The Rings Series! Fucking brilliant you crazed fuck! You are like the human fucking Gollum, that fits perfectly for you! Rub yourself, wanting your "Goldie" you are truly a Mental Giant.
You need meds that haven't been created yet. Listen dude, you've got heart at least in your crazy antics you've got heart enough to believe in yourself. That's great! However don't mistake that belief for dumb blinded dreams because you getting you hands even remotely close to "Goldie" is as likely to happen as Jeff signing over this company to me. You are in a dream like Nirvana to where your thoughts clash against you knowing of reality but trust that inside this match your reality will be in defeat. My past glories are what have brought me to right now.
I don't brag about what I've done in the past, I simply pointed out that the real experience is there and not you nor anyone else will or can bring something to the table I've not yet seen. I've seen fucked up crazy, I've seen hillbilly stupid and then I've seen Adam Young and Morrison? You're just a guy who could have easily been Adam Young in this match. You're about 2 points brighter than he is and that's not saying much. What I've done before means I can do it again, have done it since being in APW. I've walked into big matches, involving big names and multiple members and won.
To your mistake, I've never been World Champion in APW besides the Tag Titles which will remain mine. I've held the TapOut Title in APW but never a World Title and this is that moment when that becomes my reality. You though Morrison will never mess that up for me. You don't have the mental capacity to do such or the talent. Speaking of lack-luster performances that will come from this match is another in Manhattan White...You almost have been like Sally in the sense that you've gone thus far silently. Now maybe I can see you using this time to train hard for this match but how do you prepare for a Steel Structure full of weapons and intelligent minds?
You know what though...There is a chance that you will have realized how things were truly going to be and have decided not to even bother. Maybe you are just here to fill the match and collect a paycheck but a Legacy, an Icon in the Making? Srrious? I've seen you talk, heard the way you think things are and how they will end up. You a prophet? Can you predict the future? Check it, can you see me standing with the World Heavyweight Title like this?[/color][/font]
Kash lifts a leg and poses in a Heisman like pose, he sticks his arm out and smiles real big. Blunt still in between his fingers on his left hand as he steps over to the front door and opens it up. Outside he is on a long balcony on the second floor of the apartments. They look like cheap living apartments but Kash knows this feeling, he was raised in much worse. Not caring about being seen smoking his blunt, he flicks ashes over the railing before speaking out yet again. Discussing the final two people who in some ways matter most to him going into this match.
::Jason Kash::[/u]
Now since I've been in APW I've had people following me to these rosters. One of those followers was Tommy Knoxville. It's not by coincidence that he comes to almost every promotion that I sign to. Most people can see that he has some kind of addiction to me. At one time or a few times now I've given him the right to be my partner, carry his weight or try too in a partnership of success. Each time we've found success and each time he has done something to ruin it. It's either dodging challenge when we strive on beating that challenge or he's bowing out of matches, preparing to retire for a umpteenth time right before a big match.
This guy is like an absence Father to a child. He is the disappointment of Professional Wrestling, he will be deemed the Scott Hall of this business when he is finally finished. His will was broken years ago and this soft coating he wears right now will be broken and torn apart if he continues to think he can be in the same rankings with me. This isn't a competition Knoxville because in our history I have always been the better man. You continue to try and be that but you are a few days behind, a few pages short of a novel and your time is a time of success that just never will be seen. Not in APW, not if your poking to be in the realm of the real Influence of Professional Wrestling.
Tony Salieri wanted me Knoxville to represent what he has planned for his return to the business but since I turned him down, he settled for you. Hmmm...Should I just announce his plans or let you guys have something to look forward too? The Creation of Man came at Random and your Heart just ain't like mine. You can try to come higher but you'll remain sober so sit back, relax and take a sip of my flow. I'm real like a crisp new hundred, you're phoney like play money. I'm the real Influence, you're just the guy pretending to be. Not the first time you've pretended to be someone else is it Knoxville? Hahaa...
Whats not funny though is Rico Casteel....I've sat around wondering how to put the things I wanted to say to this man. The many ways I want to rip his head off and shit down his throat. Then I realized I was acting out verbally the same way he tries to do to others. In fact when thinking harder on the matter I've come to understand the truth about Rico Casteel. He's a bully. With everyone tripping over themselves about Anti-Bullying, Rico Casteel has become one of the biggest in APW today!
Fans don't want someone who bullies the bunch to keep fear into the competition and that is exactly why I've never feared you. It's because you can't bully me. You can put that fear of intimidation into me because I've put that into others myself in the past. You've bullied people your entire career, even in MMA you bullied people. You Mike Tyson'ed folks on a regular basis and like Tyson, your time is beginning to fade and I'm the Buster Douglas that will stun you. Thing different here than with that is I won't flop the next match after this. The minute I become World Heavyweight Champion, the 3rd Champion EVER in Asylum History! That will be when the Bully got bullied into defeat. When you couldn't throw your size and intimidation around to get your way.
At one time I said it was DangerTainment that won WarGames. You're right Casteel, that did come out of my mouth. Much like when a player is defending his QB after a horrible game, I promoted what it was I was representing. Now in all truth of not having to lie I spoke what was real. What do you care anyways Casteel? Were you involved in that match even? No? Well that's kind of a waste of time wasn't it? Were you trying to prove a study that marijuana causes memory loss because umm...already known by the majority of folks and still has zero to do with you and I.
You bringing up Johnny Brown and his fluke of a fucking victory has nothing to do with you and I either but rest assure Brown will be seen again inside the ring and the outcome like with you will be different the second time around. His luck was my gain as it was I who became the first name listed as Top Contender to that belt around your waist that WILL be coming home with me. This isn't about who I've lost too because ain't nobody mentioning those who have beaten you. I beat Isamu Suzuki twice in one Tournament to become Nasty 8 Champion, you called him a potential derailing for yourself. You have attacked me and gotten the better of me backstage plenty of times but in those times did make it memorable?
Did you shatter a Glass Bong over my dome like I did you? How about that slap with wet toilet paper? Do you think people will remember that or the swirly you gave me? They remember what I've done because I'm the one those fans have appointed as the guy who will dethrone you. Now I'm not a popular pick by the masses or standards of role models but I'll get the job done and I'll do it on your behalf Casteel. I'm breaking bread with my career, taking that very tip of the mountain and calling it home because after One Night In Hell, APW Asylum will have a new World Heavyweight Champion and that's like money, valued in the highest form.[/color][/font]
Kash walks down the balcony as the scene breaks down into a static screen to end the promo.
Welcome to APW! Appears on the Main Page of the Official Website.
Asylum-*click*-Roster-*click*-Sally Talfourd-*click*-Videos-*click*
Welcome to Happy Ending T.V.! flashes over the computer screen in a nice little graphic.
Recent-*click*-Episode #53: Lantau Island.....Close FireFox-*click*
You see the laptop in a first person view and then it pulls out to show Jason Kash sitting on a chair with a Laptop on a table. He clicks off the internet and shuts down the screen. Kash grabs a blunt already burning, sitting inside the ashtray on the table next to the laptop. He takes a few inhales and then flicks it and returns it to the ashtray. His voice sounding a bit annoyed speaks out as if someone in the room can hear him, his eyes turn onto the camera to show he's talking to the viewers.
::Jason Kash::[/u]
Still waiting on Sally to open her lush slut cocksucker. She's all big talk about who she is and how much of a bigger name she is and I'm sure she'll have an excuse. She always has one for why she waits until last minute to speak out. Why she loses a match, they both come with excuses on how it's someone else's fault. 10 years from now when her liver begins to fail from the many nights she goes out drinking until impaired she will look up into the heavens and ask God: "Why? Why is this happening to me? Please help me!" However the truth of why is it's all in the mirror just as it will be when you find yourself eliminated from this match.
It happens because you are a lush, you can't have a good time without drinking the sorrows that is your reality into a blurred reality. That's where I'm different, see I smoke that green leaf but that green leaf doesn't have any long term health problems. Sure I might lose some memory but at least my liver is okay to go. Alcohol effects every part of your body BUT your earlobes. So I'll take my high life, you keep your future health problems. See how cute you are in 5 years when the "drank and partying" has you looking like a female Charlie Sheen. You'd have to almost DRUG someone in order to get laid then. Sorry but that sucks for you!
You should really head back to Overdrive Sally, it's just better for your legacy in this business. People like you there and well here on Asylum, you've been kind of ehh...Now I'm sure that's not your fault. You've been out a few times from "injury" in the recent past. Be it a drunken accident that lead to your injuries or not it was clear you've had your injury problems. Is that an issue going into One Night In Hell? I sure hope not because a wounded dog is slim pickings in a Cage world of Hell. This is what this will be Sally, truly hell and inside that hell you being injured or still having a hangover due to last night's party will not matter.
Nobody will take you with kid gloves. You disgust me, the type of woman you are has no respect for herself. You give women a bad name, you give attraction a bad name period. You might look like a crisp dollar right now Sally but give it some time, some matches like Extreme Elimination and that cuteness you have now will fade and be replaced by scars and wrinkles with age spots. You will be Mae Young in a matter of months and your legacy will remain faded and on the fold.
Most people have been seeing APW as not as talented as it was last year. How without Level One and Captain Klappton with a few others that APW just doesn't have the pull in rank compared to other places out there. How does that make you feel Sally? Not to be remembered for even being still around when you mattered so much in the past? Must bite you wrong at the inner thigh doesn't it you slimy cunt? Sorry, I borrowed a Johnny Brown language word! American women dislike it but I rather find it funny!
APW might not fit up to the best ever for roster members but rest assure Sally that Asylum is at it's best ever! Overdrive is just finally starting to fall even with what we've BEEN doing on this side of the game. Inside that ring, the people who perform do it best on Asylum and Sally bitch, you just cannot match up to that pace, to that violence. So I'm no longer asking it Sally, in this match, inside this Chamber....I'm sending you back to Overdrive or I'm sending you into retirement. You don't belong here, Havok is over there all alone and he wants someone to help him hide deeper in the closet. Do yourself a favor and head back because it can get very Dangerous being here on this show...Soon to be under new reign of a New World Heavyweight Champion![/color][/font]
He grabs his blunt and gets up from the chair. Pushing it back under the table as he stands, Kash walks across the room. It's a bare room with nothing inside it's walls. White walls, cream colored carpet. Kash turns on the lights in the living room and checks the empty refrigeration. He doesn't take too much time not speaking out as yet another opinion filled rant comes out of "The Influence".
::Jason Kash::[/u]
This is a nice little spot. I'm here not for myself of course, it's a low rent, low end spot in Cloverleaf, TX where my soon to be Protege will be coming to live. This place has all bills paid and includes Basic Cable and Internet. Talk about a deal! Speaking of great things, can I give props to Mike Morrison for dubbing Championship belts "Goldie" like you're right out of the Lord of The Rings Series! Fucking brilliant you crazed fuck! You are like the human fucking Gollum, that fits perfectly for you! Rub yourself, wanting your "Goldie" you are truly a Mental Giant.
You need meds that haven't been created yet. Listen dude, you've got heart at least in your crazy antics you've got heart enough to believe in yourself. That's great! However don't mistake that belief for dumb blinded dreams because you getting you hands even remotely close to "Goldie" is as likely to happen as Jeff signing over this company to me. You are in a dream like Nirvana to where your thoughts clash against you knowing of reality but trust that inside this match your reality will be in defeat. My past glories are what have brought me to right now.
I don't brag about what I've done in the past, I simply pointed out that the real experience is there and not you nor anyone else will or can bring something to the table I've not yet seen. I've seen fucked up crazy, I've seen hillbilly stupid and then I've seen Adam Young and Morrison? You're just a guy who could have easily been Adam Young in this match. You're about 2 points brighter than he is and that's not saying much. What I've done before means I can do it again, have done it since being in APW. I've walked into big matches, involving big names and multiple members and won.
To your mistake, I've never been World Champion in APW besides the Tag Titles which will remain mine. I've held the TapOut Title in APW but never a World Title and this is that moment when that becomes my reality. You though Morrison will never mess that up for me. You don't have the mental capacity to do such or the talent. Speaking of lack-luster performances that will come from this match is another in Manhattan White...You almost have been like Sally in the sense that you've gone thus far silently. Now maybe I can see you using this time to train hard for this match but how do you prepare for a Steel Structure full of weapons and intelligent minds?
You know what though...There is a chance that you will have realized how things were truly going to be and have decided not to even bother. Maybe you are just here to fill the match and collect a paycheck but a Legacy, an Icon in the Making? Srrious? I've seen you talk, heard the way you think things are and how they will end up. You a prophet? Can you predict the future? Check it, can you see me standing with the World Heavyweight Title like this?[/color][/font]
Kash lifts a leg and poses in a Heisman like pose, he sticks his arm out and smiles real big. Blunt still in between his fingers on his left hand as he steps over to the front door and opens it up. Outside he is on a long balcony on the second floor of the apartments. They look like cheap living apartments but Kash knows this feeling, he was raised in much worse. Not caring about being seen smoking his blunt, he flicks ashes over the railing before speaking out yet again. Discussing the final two people who in some ways matter most to him going into this match.
::Jason Kash::[/u]
Now since I've been in APW I've had people following me to these rosters. One of those followers was Tommy Knoxville. It's not by coincidence that he comes to almost every promotion that I sign to. Most people can see that he has some kind of addiction to me. At one time or a few times now I've given him the right to be my partner, carry his weight or try too in a partnership of success. Each time we've found success and each time he has done something to ruin it. It's either dodging challenge when we strive on beating that challenge or he's bowing out of matches, preparing to retire for a umpteenth time right before a big match.
This guy is like an absence Father to a child. He is the disappointment of Professional Wrestling, he will be deemed the Scott Hall of this business when he is finally finished. His will was broken years ago and this soft coating he wears right now will be broken and torn apart if he continues to think he can be in the same rankings with me. This isn't a competition Knoxville because in our history I have always been the better man. You continue to try and be that but you are a few days behind, a few pages short of a novel and your time is a time of success that just never will be seen. Not in APW, not if your poking to be in the realm of the real Influence of Professional Wrestling.
Tony Salieri wanted me Knoxville to represent what he has planned for his return to the business but since I turned him down, he settled for you. Hmmm...Should I just announce his plans or let you guys have something to look forward too? The Creation of Man came at Random and your Heart just ain't like mine. You can try to come higher but you'll remain sober so sit back, relax and take a sip of my flow. I'm real like a crisp new hundred, you're phoney like play money. I'm the real Influence, you're just the guy pretending to be. Not the first time you've pretended to be someone else is it Knoxville? Hahaa...
Whats not funny though is Rico Casteel....I've sat around wondering how to put the things I wanted to say to this man. The many ways I want to rip his head off and shit down his throat. Then I realized I was acting out verbally the same way he tries to do to others. In fact when thinking harder on the matter I've come to understand the truth about Rico Casteel. He's a bully. With everyone tripping over themselves about Anti-Bullying, Rico Casteel has become one of the biggest in APW today!
Fans don't want someone who bullies the bunch to keep fear into the competition and that is exactly why I've never feared you. It's because you can't bully me. You can put that fear of intimidation into me because I've put that into others myself in the past. You've bullied people your entire career, even in MMA you bullied people. You Mike Tyson'ed folks on a regular basis and like Tyson, your time is beginning to fade and I'm the Buster Douglas that will stun you. Thing different here than with that is I won't flop the next match after this. The minute I become World Heavyweight Champion, the 3rd Champion EVER in Asylum History! That will be when the Bully got bullied into defeat. When you couldn't throw your size and intimidation around to get your way.
At one time I said it was DangerTainment that won WarGames. You're right Casteel, that did come out of my mouth. Much like when a player is defending his QB after a horrible game, I promoted what it was I was representing. Now in all truth of not having to lie I spoke what was real. What do you care anyways Casteel? Were you involved in that match even? No? Well that's kind of a waste of time wasn't it? Were you trying to prove a study that marijuana causes memory loss because umm...already known by the majority of folks and still has zero to do with you and I.
You bringing up Johnny Brown and his fluke of a fucking victory has nothing to do with you and I either but rest assure Brown will be seen again inside the ring and the outcome like with you will be different the second time around. His luck was my gain as it was I who became the first name listed as Top Contender to that belt around your waist that WILL be coming home with me. This isn't about who I've lost too because ain't nobody mentioning those who have beaten you. I beat Isamu Suzuki twice in one Tournament to become Nasty 8 Champion, you called him a potential derailing for yourself. You have attacked me and gotten the better of me backstage plenty of times but in those times did make it memorable?
Did you shatter a Glass Bong over my dome like I did you? How about that slap with wet toilet paper? Do you think people will remember that or the swirly you gave me? They remember what I've done because I'm the one those fans have appointed as the guy who will dethrone you. Now I'm not a popular pick by the masses or standards of role models but I'll get the job done and I'll do it on your behalf Casteel. I'm breaking bread with my career, taking that very tip of the mountain and calling it home because after One Night In Hell, APW Asylum will have a new World Heavyweight Champion and that's like money, valued in the highest form.[/color][/font]
Kash walks down the balcony as the scene breaks down into a static screen to end the promo.
