Post by Michael Jennings on Oct 18, 2011 20:19:33 GMT -4
10/17/2011
Tokyo, Japan
Night…
The skyline of Tokyo, Japan is prominent in the background as the scene opens on the balcony of the Majestic Shiodome City Center. The San Diego Seagulls team consisting of Kate Horton and Charles Scripps are standing by. Both are dressed as if they are about to have a fun night out on the town. Before having their fun Kate has some things to say to the APW audience about her match at One Night in Hell against Johnny Brown. Kate looks at the camera with an intense look on her face as she begins speaking to the camera.
Horton: I turned on the television today and saw more of the same from my opponent. The moment I heard him I said, “Oh look, more misogynistic comments from Johnny Brown.” How original. Same shit, different day with you Johnny boy. You’re whole trash talk game with me is misogynistic comments and random babbling bullshit that nobody even cares about. All that your sexually tinged comments did was piss me off and that’s just something that you don’t do. The fact that I’m even letting you live right now should tell you how much that I want to win your championship belt. The one thing I will give you credit for is admitting that the things that you were saying are childish.
You can talk all you want about me disrespecting your title but you’ve disrespected me this entire week more than I ever disrespected your title and that’s the truth. You’ve made sexist comments, misogynistic comments, and have run me down yet when the shoe is on the other foot you whine like a bitch. Beating Jason Kash is something that you have done, I will grant you that, but I’m not Jason Kash. I’m different than any other athlete that you’ve stepped into the ring. I’m as tough as the guys yet I’m a woman…a woman who is going to break your body into a million little pieces. All of your infantile sexual comments have driven me to a point where I want to neuter you permanently.
The first thing I noticed is that all of my comments took your ego off of the pedestal that you placed yourself on and brought you back down to the Earth with the rest of the humans. Your attitude changed in a noticeable manner and it made your façade even more apparent to both myself and the people watching at home on their televisions. Also don’t patronize me with the notion that this is a submission match. Any idiot with a brain knows that. Don’t act like I’m some fool who doesn’t know what is going on with our match. This match is about making your opponent submit. I am going to give you a compound fracture and no, I’m not talking about your dick when I break it in half over all those little comments that you made. I’m talking about possible your leg…maybe your arm…maybe your next. I haven’t decided yet but rest assured you will be in for a LONG hospital stay after your match with me inside the Tokyo Dome.
An evil smirk appears on her face.
Horton: That will help you make even more excuses like the ones you’ve been making about Charles Scripps beating you last week. You can say that Reggie was behind it all you want but it doesn’t change the fact that it happened. You lost, DEAL WITH IT. You’re like a little kid who lost a game and can’t deal with so you pout about what happened instead of taking it like a man. You and everyone else should know that the refs are only bribed during Steelers games. But then again everyone knows that already except for their own fans…
Kate realizes that for about the first time ever she’s going off on a tangent so she gets herself back on topic.
Horton: Sorry about that but when I’m pissed off I’m pissed off about everything. Brown, you may think that we’re a nice little tag team but what the Seagulls are is a team of WRESTLERS. We wrestle, we don’t entertain. We both come out to the ring on a weekly basis to hurt people and you’re going to find that out first hand at One Night in Hell. You have had a good run here in APW, I’ll give you that but the bottom line is that you’ve leveled off since winning the title. You’ve been losing matches and have no momentum coming into our match. You may have the belt but you don’t have the all important momentum factor. All of that bravado is covering up for your recent string of losses most recently the loss to Charles Scripps last week on Asylum. The fact that you’re already talking about what you’re going to do after the match is telling. You’re thinking ahead and not on the problem at hand. That little bit of info tells me that you’re still foolish enough to look past me.
If you’re looking past me then you’ve already lost the mind games battle. Nothing that you say will be relevant after you said that. You can be as bloody good as you want to be but you’re too busy stroking your own ego to see the reality of the situation. I am coming to the ring to break your bones and send you to the hospital. There’s no point in saying how I’m going to do it but I have multiple submissions in mind just for you. A champion like yourself shouldn’t be stuck resorting to lame trash talking and comments about appearances especially considering your head looks like my labia. You’re the ugliest male wrestler here and that’s saying something so you have no room to talk.
I’m not surprised you didn’t understand any of my analogies considering you have an IQ that is borderline mentally incompetent. The fact that you even think that I would have sex with you is both stupid and disgusting at the same time. Only some idiot woman who’s drunk out of her mind and would fuck anything that comes near or an animal that escaped from the zoo would even consider having sex with you and that’s the truth. You are the Elephant Man of APW. Cool Britannia should be renamed Britannia’s Elephant Man just because of how ugly you are. Maybe Quasimodo is a better nickname for you. It fits both your character and look.
I also find it intriguing that I have to continually repeat myself just so you can understand what the hell I’m saying due to your low level of intelligence and you STILL don’t understand my points. Am I going to have to draw this all out with crayons? Or maybe perhaps hire the Count from Sesame Street to teach you about what I’m trying to tell you. Calling me Freak-Face is stupid. It has no effect on me and makes me think that you’re even more of a child then I thought you were before you said it.
And there you go with more childish trash talking. What’s next? Are you going to come on the air at One Night in Hell and call me a poo-poo head? Because if you do I wouldn’t be surprised judging by what I’ve seen this week. Also I know what a dark gimmick is which is why I brought it up. The thing is you don’t and apparently can’t realize that all of that Mark Callaway stuff is going to make you sound like a joke even more so than you do already. Taking potshots at Charles is also stupid. Is he in this match? Hell no. Am I? Yes I am so why are you worried about someone who isn’t even in the match?! Also why in the hell isn’t President Jeff doing anything about your racist comments about the Japanese fans? Isn’t racism frowned upon in this company? I think so and I’m going to make the fans very happy when I knock that stupid look off of your face after I make you tap out.
Funny how you talk about my promo being vapid when your entire promo is just you stroking your ego and talking trash like an eighth grader in a middle school hallway. Watching you is like watching the horrible garbage that was Little Nicky on repeat for twenty four hours straight. That’s how horrible listening to you is when you’re on camera. You’re the most boring wrestler here. How anyone can listen to you for more than five minutes is beyond me. Speaking of charisma I think you need to go find yourself some because you have the charisma of an inanimate pet rock. You aren’t interesting, you’re not funny, and you’re boring as fuck. The only people who like you are drunk douche bags that have no taste.
The misogynistic comments by you about women are disgusting. Women have the right to do whatever they please no matter what their man says or what anybody else says contrarily to what you had to say about the women here in Japan. You can say that you’re going to shut my mouth but when you step into the ring with me it’ll be a whole other story. I’m going to kick your head off. I have the stiffest kicks in this company. I kick harder than anyone male or female. Speaking of stiff the only thing that’s stiff on you is your delivering when you talk on camera. It’s like listening to sandpaper rubbing against wood when you’re talking.
Then once again you prove your idiocy by saying that I “showed” my moves I’m going to use on film this week…
Kate stops and gets an incredulous look on her face before continuing.
Horton: What were you watching? What in the blue hell were you watching because I didn’t show anything I’m bringing to table. I’ve said things, yes, but never unfolded my entire strategy for the world to see. That would be fucking stupid. You’re off on another dimension talking about all that because anybody with a brain who’s seen me on the television knows that I don’t show anybody what I’m doing in the ring. Never once in my APW career have I ever done that. You must be thinking about the wrong person or be taking some hallucinogenic drugs because let’s face it, I haven’t been in the ring training on camera this week. I’m going to win this match just for the fact you can’t even get your facts straight alone.
You are right about one thing. I will be bringing chain wrestling to the table and I will wrestle you until you tap or snap. I have more moves in my arsenal then you have brain cells. Thinking that you’re even on Rico Casteel’s level either in or out of the ring. He is above you just like I am and I’m out to prove it not just to you but to the fans watching at home. He kicked your ass just like Charles Scripps kicked your ass and just like I’m going to kick your ass. Since, according to you, I have no chance in hell then that also means that I also have nothing to lose either. I have nothing to lose and you have everything to lose. You lose not only your dignity, not only your pride, but also your APW Tap Out Championship belt.
Don’t even try that reverse psychology crap about the Tag Titles either because it wont take my focus off of you either. I’m not some Johnny Come-Lately likes these other chumps that you have tried to deceive. Calling me a gym rat also is the dumbest thing that you’ve said this entire week. Am I some jock douche that works out all day long and is overly buff? No, I am not. I’m an athlete that trains to wrestle the best in the world because I am one of the best in the world. If I’m not well conditioned then I’m going to have a very short career in this industry. Patronizing me with comments like that just shows your ignorance. You think that I’m not explosive? HA! Boy are you in for a surprise when we finally face off in the ring. I’m more dangerous than you realize. I will suplex you all over the arena and show you just how explosive I am.
Don’t worry about me being motivated. Worry about your own personal safety because that’s what you should be worrying about. I was motivated the moment I lost to Sally and got stuck in this match instead of the main event. I’m on a mission to prove that I SHOULD’VE been in the main event and not her or half of the people in that match. I could beat most of them without even challenging myself. I wouldn’t even break a sweat against some of them. My career performance was against Sally Talfourd and against you I’m going to be on par with that performance. I am the best female wrestler on this planet and nobody can stop me from reaching the top of this company.
I really hope that you see the light after this match, I really do because if you don’t it’s going to be a long, hard fall from grace for you. Your dreams are nothing but a lake that’s about to dry up from the drought known as Kate Horton that’s going to ruin your happy existence inside of the Tokyo Dome. You also fail to realize that your nation hasn’t been relevant since my nation saved your ass in World War II. You know it, I know it, and from now on you can shut up about it. Unlike you I don’t need to invent a bunch of dumb slogans to convince myself I’m great. I know that I’m the best there is and I’m going to make you my bitch when I take your belt from you. One Night in Hell will be hell for you and heaven for me. I will break your bones and take your belt to put around my gorgeous waist. Your dreams will die just like your putrid, rancid career. This is going to be your worst nightmare. I just hope you’re ready for what’s to come. It’s going to be my pleasure to humiliate you by taking your belt here in Tokyo. I’ll see you in the ring.
Kate smirks at the camera before walking off screen with Charles as the scene fades to black with the image of the Tokyo skyline in the background.
Tokyo, Japan
Night…
The skyline of Tokyo, Japan is prominent in the background as the scene opens on the balcony of the Majestic Shiodome City Center. The San Diego Seagulls team consisting of Kate Horton and Charles Scripps are standing by. Both are dressed as if they are about to have a fun night out on the town. Before having their fun Kate has some things to say to the APW audience about her match at One Night in Hell against Johnny Brown. Kate looks at the camera with an intense look on her face as she begins speaking to the camera.
Horton: I turned on the television today and saw more of the same from my opponent. The moment I heard him I said, “Oh look, more misogynistic comments from Johnny Brown.” How original. Same shit, different day with you Johnny boy. You’re whole trash talk game with me is misogynistic comments and random babbling bullshit that nobody even cares about. All that your sexually tinged comments did was piss me off and that’s just something that you don’t do. The fact that I’m even letting you live right now should tell you how much that I want to win your championship belt. The one thing I will give you credit for is admitting that the things that you were saying are childish.
You can talk all you want about me disrespecting your title but you’ve disrespected me this entire week more than I ever disrespected your title and that’s the truth. You’ve made sexist comments, misogynistic comments, and have run me down yet when the shoe is on the other foot you whine like a bitch. Beating Jason Kash is something that you have done, I will grant you that, but I’m not Jason Kash. I’m different than any other athlete that you’ve stepped into the ring. I’m as tough as the guys yet I’m a woman…a woman who is going to break your body into a million little pieces. All of your infantile sexual comments have driven me to a point where I want to neuter you permanently.
The first thing I noticed is that all of my comments took your ego off of the pedestal that you placed yourself on and brought you back down to the Earth with the rest of the humans. Your attitude changed in a noticeable manner and it made your façade even more apparent to both myself and the people watching at home on their televisions. Also don’t patronize me with the notion that this is a submission match. Any idiot with a brain knows that. Don’t act like I’m some fool who doesn’t know what is going on with our match. This match is about making your opponent submit. I am going to give you a compound fracture and no, I’m not talking about your dick when I break it in half over all those little comments that you made. I’m talking about possible your leg…maybe your arm…maybe your next. I haven’t decided yet but rest assured you will be in for a LONG hospital stay after your match with me inside the Tokyo Dome.
An evil smirk appears on her face.
Horton: That will help you make even more excuses like the ones you’ve been making about Charles Scripps beating you last week. You can say that Reggie was behind it all you want but it doesn’t change the fact that it happened. You lost, DEAL WITH IT. You’re like a little kid who lost a game and can’t deal with so you pout about what happened instead of taking it like a man. You and everyone else should know that the refs are only bribed during Steelers games. But then again everyone knows that already except for their own fans…
Kate realizes that for about the first time ever she’s going off on a tangent so she gets herself back on topic.
Horton: Sorry about that but when I’m pissed off I’m pissed off about everything. Brown, you may think that we’re a nice little tag team but what the Seagulls are is a team of WRESTLERS. We wrestle, we don’t entertain. We both come out to the ring on a weekly basis to hurt people and you’re going to find that out first hand at One Night in Hell. You have had a good run here in APW, I’ll give you that but the bottom line is that you’ve leveled off since winning the title. You’ve been losing matches and have no momentum coming into our match. You may have the belt but you don’t have the all important momentum factor. All of that bravado is covering up for your recent string of losses most recently the loss to Charles Scripps last week on Asylum. The fact that you’re already talking about what you’re going to do after the match is telling. You’re thinking ahead and not on the problem at hand. That little bit of info tells me that you’re still foolish enough to look past me.
If you’re looking past me then you’ve already lost the mind games battle. Nothing that you say will be relevant after you said that. You can be as bloody good as you want to be but you’re too busy stroking your own ego to see the reality of the situation. I am coming to the ring to break your bones and send you to the hospital. There’s no point in saying how I’m going to do it but I have multiple submissions in mind just for you. A champion like yourself shouldn’t be stuck resorting to lame trash talking and comments about appearances especially considering your head looks like my labia. You’re the ugliest male wrestler here and that’s saying something so you have no room to talk.
I’m not surprised you didn’t understand any of my analogies considering you have an IQ that is borderline mentally incompetent. The fact that you even think that I would have sex with you is both stupid and disgusting at the same time. Only some idiot woman who’s drunk out of her mind and would fuck anything that comes near or an animal that escaped from the zoo would even consider having sex with you and that’s the truth. You are the Elephant Man of APW. Cool Britannia should be renamed Britannia’s Elephant Man just because of how ugly you are. Maybe Quasimodo is a better nickname for you. It fits both your character and look.
I also find it intriguing that I have to continually repeat myself just so you can understand what the hell I’m saying due to your low level of intelligence and you STILL don’t understand my points. Am I going to have to draw this all out with crayons? Or maybe perhaps hire the Count from Sesame Street to teach you about what I’m trying to tell you. Calling me Freak-Face is stupid. It has no effect on me and makes me think that you’re even more of a child then I thought you were before you said it.
And there you go with more childish trash talking. What’s next? Are you going to come on the air at One Night in Hell and call me a poo-poo head? Because if you do I wouldn’t be surprised judging by what I’ve seen this week. Also I know what a dark gimmick is which is why I brought it up. The thing is you don’t and apparently can’t realize that all of that Mark Callaway stuff is going to make you sound like a joke even more so than you do already. Taking potshots at Charles is also stupid. Is he in this match? Hell no. Am I? Yes I am so why are you worried about someone who isn’t even in the match?! Also why in the hell isn’t President Jeff doing anything about your racist comments about the Japanese fans? Isn’t racism frowned upon in this company? I think so and I’m going to make the fans very happy when I knock that stupid look off of your face after I make you tap out.
Funny how you talk about my promo being vapid when your entire promo is just you stroking your ego and talking trash like an eighth grader in a middle school hallway. Watching you is like watching the horrible garbage that was Little Nicky on repeat for twenty four hours straight. That’s how horrible listening to you is when you’re on camera. You’re the most boring wrestler here. How anyone can listen to you for more than five minutes is beyond me. Speaking of charisma I think you need to go find yourself some because you have the charisma of an inanimate pet rock. You aren’t interesting, you’re not funny, and you’re boring as fuck. The only people who like you are drunk douche bags that have no taste.
The misogynistic comments by you about women are disgusting. Women have the right to do whatever they please no matter what their man says or what anybody else says contrarily to what you had to say about the women here in Japan. You can say that you’re going to shut my mouth but when you step into the ring with me it’ll be a whole other story. I’m going to kick your head off. I have the stiffest kicks in this company. I kick harder than anyone male or female. Speaking of stiff the only thing that’s stiff on you is your delivering when you talk on camera. It’s like listening to sandpaper rubbing against wood when you’re talking.
Then once again you prove your idiocy by saying that I “showed” my moves I’m going to use on film this week…
Kate stops and gets an incredulous look on her face before continuing.
Horton: What were you watching? What in the blue hell were you watching because I didn’t show anything I’m bringing to table. I’ve said things, yes, but never unfolded my entire strategy for the world to see. That would be fucking stupid. You’re off on another dimension talking about all that because anybody with a brain who’s seen me on the television knows that I don’t show anybody what I’m doing in the ring. Never once in my APW career have I ever done that. You must be thinking about the wrong person or be taking some hallucinogenic drugs because let’s face it, I haven’t been in the ring training on camera this week. I’m going to win this match just for the fact you can’t even get your facts straight alone.
You are right about one thing. I will be bringing chain wrestling to the table and I will wrestle you until you tap or snap. I have more moves in my arsenal then you have brain cells. Thinking that you’re even on Rico Casteel’s level either in or out of the ring. He is above you just like I am and I’m out to prove it not just to you but to the fans watching at home. He kicked your ass just like Charles Scripps kicked your ass and just like I’m going to kick your ass. Since, according to you, I have no chance in hell then that also means that I also have nothing to lose either. I have nothing to lose and you have everything to lose. You lose not only your dignity, not only your pride, but also your APW Tap Out Championship belt.
Don’t even try that reverse psychology crap about the Tag Titles either because it wont take my focus off of you either. I’m not some Johnny Come-Lately likes these other chumps that you have tried to deceive. Calling me a gym rat also is the dumbest thing that you’ve said this entire week. Am I some jock douche that works out all day long and is overly buff? No, I am not. I’m an athlete that trains to wrestle the best in the world because I am one of the best in the world. If I’m not well conditioned then I’m going to have a very short career in this industry. Patronizing me with comments like that just shows your ignorance. You think that I’m not explosive? HA! Boy are you in for a surprise when we finally face off in the ring. I’m more dangerous than you realize. I will suplex you all over the arena and show you just how explosive I am.
Don’t worry about me being motivated. Worry about your own personal safety because that’s what you should be worrying about. I was motivated the moment I lost to Sally and got stuck in this match instead of the main event. I’m on a mission to prove that I SHOULD’VE been in the main event and not her or half of the people in that match. I could beat most of them without even challenging myself. I wouldn’t even break a sweat against some of them. My career performance was against Sally Talfourd and against you I’m going to be on par with that performance. I am the best female wrestler on this planet and nobody can stop me from reaching the top of this company.
I really hope that you see the light after this match, I really do because if you don’t it’s going to be a long, hard fall from grace for you. Your dreams are nothing but a lake that’s about to dry up from the drought known as Kate Horton that’s going to ruin your happy existence inside of the Tokyo Dome. You also fail to realize that your nation hasn’t been relevant since my nation saved your ass in World War II. You know it, I know it, and from now on you can shut up about it. Unlike you I don’t need to invent a bunch of dumb slogans to convince myself I’m great. I know that I’m the best there is and I’m going to make you my bitch when I take your belt from you. One Night in Hell will be hell for you and heaven for me. I will break your bones and take your belt to put around my gorgeous waist. Your dreams will die just like your putrid, rancid career. This is going to be your worst nightmare. I just hope you’re ready for what’s to come. It’s going to be my pleasure to humiliate you by taking your belt here in Tokyo. I’ll see you in the ring.
Kate smirks at the camera before walking off screen with Charles as the scene fades to black with the image of the Tokyo skyline in the background.
