Post by brandenharvey on Nov 2, 2011 12:31:29 GMT -4
The game's over. I was just messing with everybody.
Office Supply Mafia Fallout Thread
Don't tell anyobody until they come in here. I want to see how long it takes them.
JamesV, You are a Highlighter. Ever since you were placed in this drawer, about 15 years ago, you have been ignored in favour of the other writing implements. No one ever uses you, and you’re fed up of being ignored all the time. You got together with some other disgruntled office supplies, and together you have formed the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia, or POSM for short. The POSM consists of JamesV, Highlighter; Atken, Stapler; and Kaji Fireson, Eraser. Since your ink levels are full, from never having been used, you can use it to help your team gain the rights they want. You can either drown someone else in your ink, killing them; or else cover them in ink, which would stop anyone from being able to tell who they are. Note, though, that highlighter comes off 24 hours after it has been applied. As per the POSM Constitution, only 1 member may kill each Night.
You win when the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia is all that remains, or nothing can prevent the same.
Here's your scum QT:
www.quicktopic.com/46/H/7k5HUvRQpLX
Atken, You are a Stapler. You’ve been in this drawer for about 30 years, and the early years were good. You were being used all the time, to attach papers together. Now, though, people are abusing you. Whether it’s using you to post things on walls, or else shooting staples from you like a gun, you’re fed up. You joined up with some other office supplies that weren’t happy, and have formed the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia, or POSM for short. The POSM consists of JamesV Highlighter; Atken, Stapler; and Kaji Fireson, Eraser. Staples are dirt cheap, so there are tons of them lying around in the drawer. You have no qualms with tearing through the supply, so you’re going to use them to further the POSM. Each Night, you can either staple the living poop out of someone, killing them; or else staple two other people together. People that are stapled together are forced into doing a pretty much everything together, and that includes voting. Whenever someone who is stapled to someone else places a vote, the attached person immediately changes their vote to match. Note that stapling people together only lasts 24 hours, though. As per the POSM Constitution, only 1 member may kill each Night.
You win when the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia is all that remains, or nothing can prevent the same.
Here's your scum QT:
www.quicktopic.com/46/H/7k5HUvRQpLX
Kaji Fireson, You are an Eraser. You were put in this drawer about 2 years ago, and life has been tough for you. You came in a bulk package of about 20 of you, and already 12 of the other erasers are gone. You see, you’re so inexpensive that no one worries how much of you they use up, and so people are constantly using 1859% of the required amount of eraser when they erase. You met up with some other office supplies that had some pretty big issues with the way things were going, and have formed the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia, or POSM for short. The POSM consists of JamesV, Highlighter; Atkens, Stapler; and Kaji Fireson, Eraser. You know how long an eraser lasts if used properly, so you are not worried about using yourself out. Every night, you may either erase someone else completely, killing them; or else erase stuff that was said. If you erase stuff that was said, you may erase as much of a single post as you want (tell me what you want erased, and I’ll ask Jeff to do it. I won’t be erasing any part of any of my posts, though). As per the POSM Constitution, only 1 member may kill each Night.
You win when the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia is all that remains, or nothing can prevent the same.
Here's your scum QT:
www.quicktopic.com/46/H/7k5HUvRQpLX
President Jeff, You are a Desk Lamp. You have been on this desk for about 2 years now, and life has been pretty good. The other supplies go about their daily activities, while you provide the lumination. Your light is always taken for granted, but you have decided not to resent the other supplies for that. To you, life as a lamp is way too short to worry about the small stuff, and so you get along with everybody else, and you’re pretty good friends with the other supplies. At least, you thought you were, but with the death of Radio, you’re not sure anymore. You can help out by keeping the room lit at Night, so that everyone will be able to see who visits who during the Night. You will need to make up your mind during the Day if you want to leave your light on overnight (Day action, PM me to activate). Your light bulb is almost burnt out, though, so you don’t think you’ll be able to leave your light on overnight too often.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Arcadia, You are White-Out. You have been in this drawer for about 10 years now, but sitting in the back corner for 5. That’s right; you haven’t been so much as looked at for the past half-decade. This whole kerfuffle that sprung up seems like a nice opportunity for you to teach others what it’s like to consider yourself really useful, but be completely ignored. You still have a ton of corrector fluid left in you, since none has been used in 5 years, and so will use it to help others feel your pain. Every Night, you can go to town with someone’s body, covering it from head to toe (or from end to end, since office supplies don’t have heads or toes...). The fluid will dry into a hard layer by morning, which will be very uncomfortable. While they will still be able to talk and hear, their motor skills will be impaired. They will not be able to vote, nor will they count as someone alive for any purposes. All they can do is take part in discussion, which should be very frustrating for them, just like being untouched in five years!
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Kurt Noble, You are a sheet of Paper. You have only been in this office for a few weeks, since paper gets used up very quickly. You want to be written or printed on one day, though, not killed while you’re still in your youth! Radio’s death was pretty surprising to you, and caught a bunch of people really off-guard. You’re not too good at this whole mob-mentality thing, but you’ll do your best. Luckily, you have a pretty good advantage over the rest of the supplies. You see, ever since Grade One, everyone has been told not to waste paper, and to use both sides before throwing it out (or better yet, recycling!). Well, it’s time for paper to start using both sides of itself, too. Someone else gets written on, it shows. You get written on, you turn over and it doesn’t show. Basically, if 1 side of you would ever get damaged to the point you would normally be dead, you flip over instead.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Knuckles, You are a Pen. You have been in this drawer for about 6 months now, and things have been good. You’re used just enough to be helpful, but not enough to be overused, either. You like the fact that, unlike pencils, something you write is there for good; pesky erasers can’t get rid of what you wrote! You have been kind of blue lately, though, because...well because you are physically blue! You were sad to see Radio killed the way he was, you and he were such good friends. You’re going to avenge his death, and by golly, you’re going to do the best you can! Every Night, you can write a note no longer than 100 words, and leave out. In the morning, everyone will see your note!
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Nathaniel Havok, You are a Post-It pad. You’ve been in this office for about 7 years now, and it’s been a roller-coaster ride, when it comes to your usage. At first, you were all the rage. It was so cool to have notes that automatically stuck wherever you wanted them to! Then, people got bored of you, and you weren’t used for a year or two. After that, your usage went way up again, but not how you were intended to be used. Those darned punk kids were sticking you everywhere as jokes, like to put “Kick Me!” on someone’s lower back. Now that there’s a legitimate threat, though, you’re putting your talents to good use again. Every Night, you can attach a small note of under 20 words to someone. They’ll be able to read it in the morning. No one else will see it, though. (Send it to me with who you want to recieve it in there)
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
SalTal, You are a Fan. Not of a sports team, but an actual fan. You know, the thing that turns and creates a gust of air? Anyways, you’ve been here for well over 10 years now, and it’s been pretty cool (cause you create cold air...Get it?). You get used a ton in the summer, then never in the winter, and so on. Well, now its Winter, and Radio’s dead, so you won’t even get to hear the football scores in the morning (Don’t worry, it’s a pretty safe bet that the 49ers will be winning most of their games, and the Rams losing!). You really liked Radio, so you’re going to use everything you have to help avenge her death, even if it means people being a little chilly. That’s right, you’re not afraid to turn yourself on at Night, even if it makes people around you uncomfortable. At Night, you can get your blades twirling and cause a big gust of wind to encompass the office. Anyone who was trying to target someone will have a 50% chance of failing, as they struggle against the wind. You’re not mean, though, and realize that your cool air in addition to the sub-zero temperature will make everyone else freeze, so you won’t use your power more than once in the game.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
JC, You are a Paperweight. You have been in this drawer for about 50 years. You haven’t been used for the last, say, 50 years, though. That kind of pisses you off. What the Hell is the point of being a paperweight if you’re not weighing down paper? Well, I hate to tell you, but you were one of those inventions that never really had a use, and were more of a fad than anything else. Think Pogs. Well, you’re fed up of this bullshit discrimination. Every Night, you’re going to move over to someone else and weigh them down! Hopefully it hurts them real bad. They probably won’t like it very much, though. And if they had planned on doing anything to anyone else, you can be sure they’ll be doing it to you, instead. Who knows, though, maybe this is finally your chance to get laid! Oh, and you have to weigh someone down each Night, or at least try to. If you’re too lazy to even attempt to weigh someone down, you’ll go into a mad depression and kill yourself.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Lester “L1” Only, You are the Desk. Yeah, that’s right, the desk. You’ve been on this desk for probably...wait, technically you’ve both always been on this desk and never been on it. I guess this is like that time in middle school when you were picked to play lead in the play, but never bothered to ask when rehearsals were. Anyways, nostalgia aside, Radio got killed on you. That just ain’t cool. You’re going to try and catch the supplies that did it, using every square inch of grain-power (pun fully intended) you have. Being a desk has several advantages: for one, you can feel pretty much everything that goes on; for two, well I guess there really aren’t that many advantages to being a desk...Well, might as well focus on that on advantage, then! You will be able to tell how many people submitted a targeted action each night. The result will be given to you at Daybreak, following each night.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Night One
Arcadia white outs Atken but JC weighs her down so it effects him instead.
Nathaniel Havok sends a post it note to Kurt Noble.
President Jeff turns his light on.
Kaji Fireson kills SalTal.
Atken staples Knuckles and Lester “L1” Only together.
JamesV covers Kaji Fireson in ink.
Knuckles left a note for the town.
Night Two
Nathaniel Havok sends a sticky note to JC.
Arcadia white outs Knuckles.
JamesV tries to cover Atken in ink but JC weighs him down and gets covered in ink instead.
Night Three
Nathaniel Havok sends a sticky note to Lester “L1” Only.
Knuckles left a note for the town.
JC weighs down JamesV and dies because of it.
Arcadia whites out Kurt Noble.
Night Four
JamesV kills President Jeff just before Nathaniel Havok gets to him with a note.
Knuckles left a note for the town.
Havok's notes
To Kurt Noble:
Thank you for your comments. However, I hope you aren’t being nice, just to turn out scum. Sticky notes rule!
To JC:
I'm with you on your suspicions of Noble. Let's vote Noble. STICKY NOTES RULE!
To Lester "L1" Only:
Don’t forget that Noble isn’t 100% cleared. Revealing my role means nothing. This could be a decoy. Keep investigating him!
To President Jeff:
Lynch Knux with me, let’s end this. He seems the most suspicious to me, I’m hoping you see that too.
Office Supply Mafia Fallout Thread
Don't tell anyobody until they come in here. I want to see how long it takes them.
JamesV, You are a Highlighter. Ever since you were placed in this drawer, about 15 years ago, you have been ignored in favour of the other writing implements. No one ever uses you, and you’re fed up of being ignored all the time. You got together with some other disgruntled office supplies, and together you have formed the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia, or POSM for short. The POSM consists of JamesV, Highlighter; Atken, Stapler; and Kaji Fireson, Eraser. Since your ink levels are full, from never having been used, you can use it to help your team gain the rights they want. You can either drown someone else in your ink, killing them; or else cover them in ink, which would stop anyone from being able to tell who they are. Note, though, that highlighter comes off 24 hours after it has been applied. As per the POSM Constitution, only 1 member may kill each Night.
You win when the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia is all that remains, or nothing can prevent the same.
Here's your scum QT:
www.quicktopic.com/46/H/7k5HUvRQpLX
Atken, You are a Stapler. You’ve been in this drawer for about 30 years, and the early years were good. You were being used all the time, to attach papers together. Now, though, people are abusing you. Whether it’s using you to post things on walls, or else shooting staples from you like a gun, you’re fed up. You joined up with some other office supplies that weren’t happy, and have formed the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia, or POSM for short. The POSM consists of JamesV Highlighter; Atken, Stapler; and Kaji Fireson, Eraser. Staples are dirt cheap, so there are tons of them lying around in the drawer. You have no qualms with tearing through the supply, so you’re going to use them to further the POSM. Each Night, you can either staple the living poop out of someone, killing them; or else staple two other people together. People that are stapled together are forced into doing a pretty much everything together, and that includes voting. Whenever someone who is stapled to someone else places a vote, the attached person immediately changes their vote to match. Note that stapling people together only lasts 24 hours, though. As per the POSM Constitution, only 1 member may kill each Night.
You win when the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia is all that remains, or nothing can prevent the same.
Here's your scum QT:
www.quicktopic.com/46/H/7k5HUvRQpLX
Kaji Fireson, You are an Eraser. You were put in this drawer about 2 years ago, and life has been tough for you. You came in a bulk package of about 20 of you, and already 12 of the other erasers are gone. You see, you’re so inexpensive that no one worries how much of you they use up, and so people are constantly using 1859% of the required amount of eraser when they erase. You met up with some other office supplies that had some pretty big issues with the way things were going, and have formed the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia, or POSM for short. The POSM consists of JamesV, Highlighter; Atkens, Stapler; and Kaji Fireson, Eraser. You know how long an eraser lasts if used properly, so you are not worried about using yourself out. Every night, you may either erase someone else completely, killing them; or else erase stuff that was said. If you erase stuff that was said, you may erase as much of a single post as you want (tell me what you want erased, and I’ll ask Jeff to do it. I won’t be erasing any part of any of my posts, though). As per the POSM Constitution, only 1 member may kill each Night.
You win when the Pissed Off Supplies Mafia is all that remains, or nothing can prevent the same.
Here's your scum QT:
www.quicktopic.com/46/H/7k5HUvRQpLX
President Jeff, You are a Desk Lamp. You have been on this desk for about 2 years now, and life has been pretty good. The other supplies go about their daily activities, while you provide the lumination. Your light is always taken for granted, but you have decided not to resent the other supplies for that. To you, life as a lamp is way too short to worry about the small stuff, and so you get along with everybody else, and you’re pretty good friends with the other supplies. At least, you thought you were, but with the death of Radio, you’re not sure anymore. You can help out by keeping the room lit at Night, so that everyone will be able to see who visits who during the Night. You will need to make up your mind during the Day if you want to leave your light on overnight (Day action, PM me to activate). Your light bulb is almost burnt out, though, so you don’t think you’ll be able to leave your light on overnight too often.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Arcadia, You are White-Out. You have been in this drawer for about 10 years now, but sitting in the back corner for 5. That’s right; you haven’t been so much as looked at for the past half-decade. This whole kerfuffle that sprung up seems like a nice opportunity for you to teach others what it’s like to consider yourself really useful, but be completely ignored. You still have a ton of corrector fluid left in you, since none has been used in 5 years, and so will use it to help others feel your pain. Every Night, you can go to town with someone’s body, covering it from head to toe (or from end to end, since office supplies don’t have heads or toes...). The fluid will dry into a hard layer by morning, which will be very uncomfortable. While they will still be able to talk and hear, their motor skills will be impaired. They will not be able to vote, nor will they count as someone alive for any purposes. All they can do is take part in discussion, which should be very frustrating for them, just like being untouched in five years!
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Kurt Noble, You are a sheet of Paper. You have only been in this office for a few weeks, since paper gets used up very quickly. You want to be written or printed on one day, though, not killed while you’re still in your youth! Radio’s death was pretty surprising to you, and caught a bunch of people really off-guard. You’re not too good at this whole mob-mentality thing, but you’ll do your best. Luckily, you have a pretty good advantage over the rest of the supplies. You see, ever since Grade One, everyone has been told not to waste paper, and to use both sides before throwing it out (or better yet, recycling!). Well, it’s time for paper to start using both sides of itself, too. Someone else gets written on, it shows. You get written on, you turn over and it doesn’t show. Basically, if 1 side of you would ever get damaged to the point you would normally be dead, you flip over instead.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Knuckles, You are a Pen. You have been in this drawer for about 6 months now, and things have been good. You’re used just enough to be helpful, but not enough to be overused, either. You like the fact that, unlike pencils, something you write is there for good; pesky erasers can’t get rid of what you wrote! You have been kind of blue lately, though, because...well because you are physically blue! You were sad to see Radio killed the way he was, you and he were such good friends. You’re going to avenge his death, and by golly, you’re going to do the best you can! Every Night, you can write a note no longer than 100 words, and leave out. In the morning, everyone will see your note!
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Nathaniel Havok, You are a Post-It pad. You’ve been in this office for about 7 years now, and it’s been a roller-coaster ride, when it comes to your usage. At first, you were all the rage. It was so cool to have notes that automatically stuck wherever you wanted them to! Then, people got bored of you, and you weren’t used for a year or two. After that, your usage went way up again, but not how you were intended to be used. Those darned punk kids were sticking you everywhere as jokes, like to put “Kick Me!” on someone’s lower back. Now that there’s a legitimate threat, though, you’re putting your talents to good use again. Every Night, you can attach a small note of under 20 words to someone. They’ll be able to read it in the morning. No one else will see it, though. (Send it to me with who you want to recieve it in there)
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
SalTal, You are a Fan. Not of a sports team, but an actual fan. You know, the thing that turns and creates a gust of air? Anyways, you’ve been here for well over 10 years now, and it’s been pretty cool (cause you create cold air...Get it?). You get used a ton in the summer, then never in the winter, and so on. Well, now its Winter, and Radio’s dead, so you won’t even get to hear the football scores in the morning (Don’t worry, it’s a pretty safe bet that the 49ers will be winning most of their games, and the Rams losing!). You really liked Radio, so you’re going to use everything you have to help avenge her death, even if it means people being a little chilly. That’s right, you’re not afraid to turn yourself on at Night, even if it makes people around you uncomfortable. At Night, you can get your blades twirling and cause a big gust of wind to encompass the office. Anyone who was trying to target someone will have a 50% chance of failing, as they struggle against the wind. You’re not mean, though, and realize that your cool air in addition to the sub-zero temperature will make everyone else freeze, so you won’t use your power more than once in the game.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
JC, You are a Paperweight. You have been in this drawer for about 50 years. You haven’t been used for the last, say, 50 years, though. That kind of pisses you off. What the Hell is the point of being a paperweight if you’re not weighing down paper? Well, I hate to tell you, but you were one of those inventions that never really had a use, and were more of a fad than anything else. Think Pogs. Well, you’re fed up of this bullshit discrimination. Every Night, you’re going to move over to someone else and weigh them down! Hopefully it hurts them real bad. They probably won’t like it very much, though. And if they had planned on doing anything to anyone else, you can be sure they’ll be doing it to you, instead. Who knows, though, maybe this is finally your chance to get laid! Oh, and you have to weigh someone down each Night, or at least try to. If you’re too lazy to even attempt to weigh someone down, you’ll go into a mad depression and kill yourself.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Lester “L1” Only, You are the Desk. Yeah, that’s right, the desk. You’ve been on this desk for probably...wait, technically you’ve both always been on this desk and never been on it. I guess this is like that time in middle school when you were picked to play lead in the play, but never bothered to ask when rehearsals were. Anyways, nostalgia aside, Radio got killed on you. That just ain’t cool. You’re going to try and catch the supplies that did it, using every square inch of grain-power (pun fully intended) you have. Being a desk has several advantages: for one, you can feel pretty much everything that goes on; for two, well I guess there really aren’t that many advantages to being a desk...Well, might as well focus on that on advantage, then! You will be able to tell how many people submitted a targeted action each night. The result will be given to you at Daybreak, following each night.
You win when all threats to the office supplies have been eliminated.
Night One
Arcadia white outs Atken but JC weighs her down so it effects him instead.
Nathaniel Havok sends a post it note to Kurt Noble.
President Jeff turns his light on.
Kaji Fireson kills SalTal.
Atken staples Knuckles and Lester “L1” Only together.
JamesV covers Kaji Fireson in ink.
Knuckles left a note for the town.
Night Two
Nathaniel Havok sends a sticky note to JC.
Arcadia white outs Knuckles.
JamesV tries to cover Atken in ink but JC weighs him down and gets covered in ink instead.
Night Three
Nathaniel Havok sends a sticky note to Lester “L1” Only.
Knuckles left a note for the town.
JC weighs down JamesV and dies because of it.
Arcadia whites out Kurt Noble.
Night Four
JamesV kills President Jeff just before Nathaniel Havok gets to him with a note.
Knuckles left a note for the town.
Havok's notes
To Kurt Noble:
Thank you for your comments. However, I hope you aren’t being nice, just to turn out scum. Sticky notes rule!
To JC:
I'm with you on your suspicions of Noble. Let's vote Noble. STICKY NOTES RULE!
To Lester "L1" Only:
Don’t forget that Noble isn’t 100% cleared. Revealing my role means nothing. This could be a decoy. Keep investigating him!
To President Jeff:
Lynch Knux with me, let’s end this. He seems the most suspicious to me, I’m hoping you see that too.
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