Post by Jason Cashe on May 8, 2012 17:00:19 GMT -4
HEEE HAWW!!
An Action Figure standing inside of a Toy Wrestling Ring is all you can see as the scene opens. An unknown arm holding it up, fingers placed rightly up under each arm as it's thumb controls the waist and legs. An experienced Action Figure player. The figure in his hand is none other than Johnny Knuckles. An older Action Figure, one with all his teeth so it's a few years old. Suddenly "All About The Benjamins" plays and another hand controlled Action Figure comes out to the ring. It looks like Chaz Dillinger but with longer hair and a pretty robe on. He woddles down to the ring and jumps high up over the top ropes from "ringside". The Knuckles figure turns towards the new Figure and a showdown merges.
::Action Figure Knuckles::
Do you want some Donkey Punch? It's Grreeatt...No, can I even use that? Do you smell chocolate?
::Action Figure Dillinger::
I'm the greatest! I'm so pretty! Call me Ali! I don't care if I'm a bitch, I'm just the best around! Never been better...
::Action Figure Knuckles::
Next World Champion right here!! (Points to himself)
::Action Figure Dillinger::
Nope you lie, I'm the next World Champion! I'm the best ever done it, I'm The Revolutionist! Nobody is higher than me in talent..Plus you've already had your shot at the belt.
::Action Figure Knuckles::
So? I'll kick your ass anyday of the week!
::Action Figure Dillinger::
Have you won a match period? Who have you even beat? Anthony Bailey beat us both...I'm sad inside...I don't get laid unless I pay for it now, this TRL group..I mean TRI, sorry. It's just that though...Sorry..But I can't help but follow people and pretend I'm super duper! What will I do if I don't become Champion THIS time?
"Houston" blares through the same speakers to the left of the screen and the camera turns to see a Jason Kash action figure walk out on the top of the entrance ramp. Which in actuality is a turned over shoebox with empty butter containers covering speakers on each side of it. The camera feed pulls in real close to the Kash figure and a voice over evil laugh is heard as the music is stopped. Next to the shoebox entrance ramp is a big red button with the word "Easy" taped across it. The "voice over" is heard as the Kash figure moves pacing on the "stage"
::Action Figure Kash::
Oh no, I have two opponents wanting my belt! Me so scared!! What oh what shall I do?
The Kash figure leaps from the stage and lands on the big red "Easy" button and explosions are heard. The ring erupts in flames as pieces of both Knuckles and Dillinger action figures are seen scattered around the ring. A stream of lighter fluid is sprayed down onto the small flame and it fills the toy ring with fire. The actual Jason Kash is seen standing above where the flaming ring is at. He has the lighter fluid in his hands as he squeezes it onto the toy set. He drops the empty can of fluid and looks at the cameras. He steps over the flames and stands so he in directly in front of the view.
::Jason Kash::
I wanted this match, I request two challengers and set into motion what would be this very match. Now I didn't know who would be the other challenger but Johnny Knuckles? I gave him the bone, I placed an Easter Egg where I KNEW he'd find it. That's no secret but why would I do such a thing? Maybe our little rivalry has run it's course and this is the blueprint for aligning together? I'm sure just saying that makes Chaz a little uneasy. I will tell you that I hand picked Knuckles not because of what happened at Rasslemania. Me beating him wasn't a surprise but it was the best match we've had together hands down..
The reason I picked him, planted the egg for him is because of this match. Nobody understands it unless you know our history. Let me ask you Knuckles, when was the only time you've had a "victory" over me? That's right, it becomes clear now doesn't it? You won a Triple Threat match that I was involved in, it's the only time where you can say you've won something over me.
At Mayhem I reclaim that victory as my own. I take away that one moment of bright for you, after this you have NOTHING against me other than your defeat. I hope that clears things for you both and everyone else because I wasn't dodging anybody. From A to Z on any roster, I come to fight and in this match I come to defend and retain what has been with me since January. Around me since November and I'm not letting it go to either one of you...
Kash turns around and stomps out the fire burning behind him. Melted plastic pulling up stuck on the bottom of his shoes. The fire is out and what lays there is a big black pile of melting plastic. He smiles at the pile and then looks down at his own Action Figure. In his hand he gives it a good look over and laughs.
::Jason Kash::
This came out before I defended the belt against Rico Casteel and Manhattan White in December. My first "Toothless" smiling Jason Kash action figure! I've spent years getting to this moment in my career and while I've been dealing with all the additional attention that comes with being a World Champion, I am very content on where I am at.
I should have proved that when I went to Reginald and requested Anthony Bailey to get a Title Shot the very first Asylum after Mayhem. He has earned his shot, gained it by defeating everyone currently involved with the Mayhem World Title Match. He made Dillinger tap, he pinned me and then beat Knuckles 1-2-3. Don't take a stupid man to see he has earned a shot and I will be that guy who gives him one. I'll also redeem that loss against him because the word around the locker room is that change has come to APW.
A new show, one on FX too and Asylum remains on the Food Network. The disrespect that this show, this talent still receive has made enough noise to get my attention. I'm welcoming change but the change needs not to come from the roots of Asylum but the cancer that now plagues it. People like Chaz Dillinger who can't help but blend in with someone else, he's a career side kick and the odds of him becoming a "World-Revolution" Champion are? Nadda! He can't even come up with his own ideas. So because Callahan renamed a Title, Chaz wants to as well! Yet another thing Havok taught you! Wow! Wait, haven't you had a shot at the World Title before Chaz? Oh yeah...
You went into Christmas Chaos and earned a shot at my belt. What happened Chaz? You gave it away that very same night. Nothing can excuse that, you flaked out on something you earned. Why? Was it because Havok would have spanked you? Would he have branded you casteless and disowned you? What did you care? You were and are very rich and have great trainers, what was Havok even for but to show you how to become a bitch?
He showed you how to sneak attack didn't he? You've shown that everytime since you've been in APW. A Revolution doesn't come from cowardly sneak attacks. With Havok at Mania, with me after you found the egg. You think that part of the puzzle matters? Who gets the most sneak attacks in usually is the one who gets their asses handed to him in the end. You do know this right? Or does money buy happiness but not common sense?
Speaking of common sense, do you STILL believe people pay attention to all of your paid help Dillinger? Who gives two shits about Helena or the issues you have with her? The fact that you've admitted that you want to beat women should signal some red flags but hell, you're riding a Dirty Politicians coat tails now so it's not a surprise. The fact is Chaz is that you aren't mentally prepared for this match. You've shown it weekly because you're more concerned once again with who you Leader is competing with.
Sally Talfourd is on your mind and if not her then Helena is so where do you have time to think about becoming World Heavyweight Champion? Stick to being backup because being a thinker, being someone who leads and doesn't follow is something you know NOTHING about. Not in this business anyway, maybe you can take over some small family owned business and feel better about yourself after this disappointment.
Stepping out of the scene, Kash returns with a little toy Championship belt for the Action Figures. He smiles as he bends it around and then wraps it around the waist of his Kash Action Figure. He holds the Figure up for the camera to see with the belt around his waist.
::Jason Kash::
How can I not be a Champion? Even my Action Figure looks good with a Belt around his waist! I might not fit the common term for a Champion but I hold the belt and have held it for a long time now. I'm the only two time APW World Heavyweight Champion and if that doesn't mean anything then know that I was the Tag Team Champions and a TapOut Champion before my two reigns as World Champion. I'm a Champion because I've earned it and I earned it when nobody said I could and I've carried that since Day One.
I'm not someone's hero or at least I don't step into this or anything else looking to be. I'm not your Average Role Model one could argue but if you cheer for me it's because you have known Survival in a corrupt environment. A place where the weak are preyed upon and the strong survive and that is what this business is to the tee. We're not here to be friendly, become heros and villians, we are here to put out there who we are and showcase what we can do. I do that well. I have done that and become a World Champion. Where as both Knuckles and Dillinger are just contenders at best. THAT will be proven at Mayhem.
I'm not someone who will say I can't lose because that whole Common Sense is something I have. Three men and one of us will be the Winner and it doesn't have to be me that gets pinned, Knuckles knows all about that don't you Jerky? Hah, Jerky! It's no surprise you've ended up selling products to the masses because your career has taken you nowhere fast. You've been a bigger loser than Mr. Dangerous since before Survive & Conquer. A match you lost regardless of your performance, you fucking lost.
I won my match that night and at almost every PPV event I've been apart of in APW. This is the biggest stage in Professional Wrestling boys and at their biggest events, I shine. I become a beast in that ring and violence, bloodshed will occur and it might be mine, might be yours, might even be a handful of referees or Ring Keepers but it will rain a crimson rain and I will have my arm raised in the end. Because I earned it, because I took it, and because I got foul enough to do what needed to be done in order to win.
Kash props the World Champion Action Figure of himself up onto a window ledge in the background. With his back to the camera, he lifts his right leg and a rip comes from his ass. He waves the area as he turns around, right into his own smell. He takes in a long sniff to the nose like Tony Montana would a pile of Coke.
::Jason Kash::
The swee..Sour smell of success! Damn, that's ripe! Woo...That smells how I felt after losing to Anthony Bailey. It sucked like I'm sure Knuckles and Dillinger can agree with. However it was earned and now he gets rewarded for his stellar performances. Another name on the rise back to the top is Sally Talfourd who both Knuckles and Dillinger could never touch in a singles matchup, not when I've yet to defeat her. I have love for Sally these days which is weird cause I assumed she hated me so I found reasons to dislike her.
Emotion wasted where it didn't belong because I'd rather wrestle someone of talent like Sally than to ever wrestler two guys who can't stop sucking in life. Backups, Cooks and Big Match Losers is what you both are and have proved to be. I just make it official one last time before your careers begin to swindle down into nothing. Jobbing and laying down for Mr. Dangerous because like Havok, like Casteel, and like even Sally for a moment and ALL the others who have come in between and before them. White, Johnny Brown, Big Heavy...I have caused them to disappear from disappointment. Some might call it time away, moving on, a new change but I was the last one inside of the ring with them when everything started going down hill for their careers. Sally being the only one to bounce back with improvements, she fine as hell now...New hairdo I'd guess or that Brazilian Bikini Wax that changes lives, either way..HOT!!
Oh, speaking about lives being changed..Chaz I know that with this whole TRI group you're a bitch in that you are doing away with real violence. That you want to reestablish the Traditional "Rassling" side of this business and while I do enjoy a good Wrestling contest, this won't be that. I will change your life or your view on Violence because you will at one time or another have to make a choice. Break your new ways or get chairs and stairs breaking your skull, spirit, will and when that happens? All said and done! You should bring a Survival Kit because this will be a matter of life and death, I'll see to that..
He steps out of the scene and right when things should cut to black he returns. He nods and smiles at the camera as he reaches over and snatches up the World Champion Action Figure of himself. He moves an arm on the figure and bends it to the figure's mouth. Trying to make the motion of hitting the joint like Kash does for the fans during his entrance.
::Action Figure Kash::
LIGHT IT UP!
An Action Figure standing inside of a Toy Wrestling Ring is all you can see as the scene opens. An unknown arm holding it up, fingers placed rightly up under each arm as it's thumb controls the waist and legs. An experienced Action Figure player. The figure in his hand is none other than Johnny Knuckles. An older Action Figure, one with all his teeth so it's a few years old. Suddenly "All About The Benjamins" plays and another hand controlled Action Figure comes out to the ring. It looks like Chaz Dillinger but with longer hair and a pretty robe on. He woddles down to the ring and jumps high up over the top ropes from "ringside". The Knuckles figure turns towards the new Figure and a showdown merges.
"Voice Overs Provided By: Jason Kash"
[/i][/color][/center]::Action Figure Knuckles::
Do you want some Donkey Punch? It's Grreeatt...No, can I even use that? Do you smell chocolate?
::Action Figure Dillinger::
I'm the greatest! I'm so pretty! Call me Ali! I don't care if I'm a bitch, I'm just the best around! Never been better...
::Action Figure Knuckles::
Next World Champion right here!! (Points to himself)
::Action Figure Dillinger::
Nope you lie, I'm the next World Champion! I'm the best ever done it, I'm The Revolutionist! Nobody is higher than me in talent..Plus you've already had your shot at the belt.
::Action Figure Knuckles::
So? I'll kick your ass anyday of the week!
::Action Figure Dillinger::
Have you won a match period? Who have you even beat? Anthony Bailey beat us both...I'm sad inside...I don't get laid unless I pay for it now, this TRL group..I mean TRI, sorry. It's just that though...Sorry..But I can't help but follow people and pretend I'm super duper! What will I do if I don't become Champion THIS time?
"Houston" blares through the same speakers to the left of the screen and the camera turns to see a Jason Kash action figure walk out on the top of the entrance ramp. Which in actuality is a turned over shoebox with empty butter containers covering speakers on each side of it. The camera feed pulls in real close to the Kash figure and a voice over evil laugh is heard as the music is stopped. Next to the shoebox entrance ramp is a big red button with the word "Easy" taped across it. The "voice over" is heard as the Kash figure moves pacing on the "stage"
::Action Figure Kash::
Oh no, I have two opponents wanting my belt! Me so scared!! What oh what shall I do?
The Kash figure leaps from the stage and lands on the big red "Easy" button and explosions are heard. The ring erupts in flames as pieces of both Knuckles and Dillinger action figures are seen scattered around the ring. A stream of lighter fluid is sprayed down onto the small flame and it fills the toy ring with fire. The actual Jason Kash is seen standing above where the flaming ring is at. He has the lighter fluid in his hands as he squeezes it onto the toy set. He drops the empty can of fluid and looks at the cameras. He steps over the flames and stands so he in directly in front of the view.
::Jason Kash::
I wanted this match, I request two challengers and set into motion what would be this very match. Now I didn't know who would be the other challenger but Johnny Knuckles? I gave him the bone, I placed an Easter Egg where I KNEW he'd find it. That's no secret but why would I do such a thing? Maybe our little rivalry has run it's course and this is the blueprint for aligning together? I'm sure just saying that makes Chaz a little uneasy. I will tell you that I hand picked Knuckles not because of what happened at Rasslemania. Me beating him wasn't a surprise but it was the best match we've had together hands down..
The reason I picked him, planted the egg for him is because of this match. Nobody understands it unless you know our history. Let me ask you Knuckles, when was the only time you've had a "victory" over me? That's right, it becomes clear now doesn't it? You won a Triple Threat match that I was involved in, it's the only time where you can say you've won something over me.
At Mayhem I reclaim that victory as my own. I take away that one moment of bright for you, after this you have NOTHING against me other than your defeat. I hope that clears things for you both and everyone else because I wasn't dodging anybody. From A to Z on any roster, I come to fight and in this match I come to defend and retain what has been with me since January. Around me since November and I'm not letting it go to either one of you...
Kash turns around and stomps out the fire burning behind him. Melted plastic pulling up stuck on the bottom of his shoes. The fire is out and what lays there is a big black pile of melting plastic. He smiles at the pile and then looks down at his own Action Figure. In his hand he gives it a good look over and laughs.
::Jason Kash::
This came out before I defended the belt against Rico Casteel and Manhattan White in December. My first "Toothless" smiling Jason Kash action figure! I've spent years getting to this moment in my career and while I've been dealing with all the additional attention that comes with being a World Champion, I am very content on where I am at.
I should have proved that when I went to Reginald and requested Anthony Bailey to get a Title Shot the very first Asylum after Mayhem. He has earned his shot, gained it by defeating everyone currently involved with the Mayhem World Title Match. He made Dillinger tap, he pinned me and then beat Knuckles 1-2-3. Don't take a stupid man to see he has earned a shot and I will be that guy who gives him one. I'll also redeem that loss against him because the word around the locker room is that change has come to APW.
A new show, one on FX too and Asylum remains on the Food Network. The disrespect that this show, this talent still receive has made enough noise to get my attention. I'm welcoming change but the change needs not to come from the roots of Asylum but the cancer that now plagues it. People like Chaz Dillinger who can't help but blend in with someone else, he's a career side kick and the odds of him becoming a "World-Revolution" Champion are? Nadda! He can't even come up with his own ideas. So because Callahan renamed a Title, Chaz wants to as well! Yet another thing Havok taught you! Wow! Wait, haven't you had a shot at the World Title before Chaz? Oh yeah...
You went into Christmas Chaos and earned a shot at my belt. What happened Chaz? You gave it away that very same night. Nothing can excuse that, you flaked out on something you earned. Why? Was it because Havok would have spanked you? Would he have branded you casteless and disowned you? What did you care? You were and are very rich and have great trainers, what was Havok even for but to show you how to become a bitch?
He showed you how to sneak attack didn't he? You've shown that everytime since you've been in APW. A Revolution doesn't come from cowardly sneak attacks. With Havok at Mania, with me after you found the egg. You think that part of the puzzle matters? Who gets the most sneak attacks in usually is the one who gets their asses handed to him in the end. You do know this right? Or does money buy happiness but not common sense?
Speaking of common sense, do you STILL believe people pay attention to all of your paid help Dillinger? Who gives two shits about Helena or the issues you have with her? The fact that you've admitted that you want to beat women should signal some red flags but hell, you're riding a Dirty Politicians coat tails now so it's not a surprise. The fact is Chaz is that you aren't mentally prepared for this match. You've shown it weekly because you're more concerned once again with who you Leader is competing with.
Sally Talfourd is on your mind and if not her then Helena is so where do you have time to think about becoming World Heavyweight Champion? Stick to being backup because being a thinker, being someone who leads and doesn't follow is something you know NOTHING about. Not in this business anyway, maybe you can take over some small family owned business and feel better about yourself after this disappointment.
Stepping out of the scene, Kash returns with a little toy Championship belt for the Action Figures. He smiles as he bends it around and then wraps it around the waist of his Kash Action Figure. He holds the Figure up for the camera to see with the belt around his waist.
::Jason Kash::
How can I not be a Champion? Even my Action Figure looks good with a Belt around his waist! I might not fit the common term for a Champion but I hold the belt and have held it for a long time now. I'm the only two time APW World Heavyweight Champion and if that doesn't mean anything then know that I was the Tag Team Champions and a TapOut Champion before my two reigns as World Champion. I'm a Champion because I've earned it and I earned it when nobody said I could and I've carried that since Day One.
I'm not someone's hero or at least I don't step into this or anything else looking to be. I'm not your Average Role Model one could argue but if you cheer for me it's because you have known Survival in a corrupt environment. A place where the weak are preyed upon and the strong survive and that is what this business is to the tee. We're not here to be friendly, become heros and villians, we are here to put out there who we are and showcase what we can do. I do that well. I have done that and become a World Champion. Where as both Knuckles and Dillinger are just contenders at best. THAT will be proven at Mayhem.
I'm not someone who will say I can't lose because that whole Common Sense is something I have. Three men and one of us will be the Winner and it doesn't have to be me that gets pinned, Knuckles knows all about that don't you Jerky? Hah, Jerky! It's no surprise you've ended up selling products to the masses because your career has taken you nowhere fast. You've been a bigger loser than Mr. Dangerous since before Survive & Conquer. A match you lost regardless of your performance, you fucking lost.
I won my match that night and at almost every PPV event I've been apart of in APW. This is the biggest stage in Professional Wrestling boys and at their biggest events, I shine. I become a beast in that ring and violence, bloodshed will occur and it might be mine, might be yours, might even be a handful of referees or Ring Keepers but it will rain a crimson rain and I will have my arm raised in the end. Because I earned it, because I took it, and because I got foul enough to do what needed to be done in order to win.
Kash props the World Champion Action Figure of himself up onto a window ledge in the background. With his back to the camera, he lifts his right leg and a rip comes from his ass. He waves the area as he turns around, right into his own smell. He takes in a long sniff to the nose like Tony Montana would a pile of Coke.
::Jason Kash::
The swee..Sour smell of success! Damn, that's ripe! Woo...That smells how I felt after losing to Anthony Bailey. It sucked like I'm sure Knuckles and Dillinger can agree with. However it was earned and now he gets rewarded for his stellar performances. Another name on the rise back to the top is Sally Talfourd who both Knuckles and Dillinger could never touch in a singles matchup, not when I've yet to defeat her. I have love for Sally these days which is weird cause I assumed she hated me so I found reasons to dislike her.
Emotion wasted where it didn't belong because I'd rather wrestle someone of talent like Sally than to ever wrestler two guys who can't stop sucking in life. Backups, Cooks and Big Match Losers is what you both are and have proved to be. I just make it official one last time before your careers begin to swindle down into nothing. Jobbing and laying down for Mr. Dangerous because like Havok, like Casteel, and like even Sally for a moment and ALL the others who have come in between and before them. White, Johnny Brown, Big Heavy...I have caused them to disappear from disappointment. Some might call it time away, moving on, a new change but I was the last one inside of the ring with them when everything started going down hill for their careers. Sally being the only one to bounce back with improvements, she fine as hell now...New hairdo I'd guess or that Brazilian Bikini Wax that changes lives, either way..HOT!!
Oh, speaking about lives being changed..Chaz I know that with this whole TRI group you're a bitch in that you are doing away with real violence. That you want to reestablish the Traditional "Rassling" side of this business and while I do enjoy a good Wrestling contest, this won't be that. I will change your life or your view on Violence because you will at one time or another have to make a choice. Break your new ways or get chairs and stairs breaking your skull, spirit, will and when that happens? All said and done! You should bring a Survival Kit because this will be a matter of life and death, I'll see to that..
He steps out of the scene and right when things should cut to black he returns. He nods and smiles at the camera as he reaches over and snatches up the World Champion Action Figure of himself. He moves an arm on the figure and bends it to the figure's mouth. Trying to make the motion of hitting the joint like Kash does for the fans during his entrance.
::Action Figure Kash::
LIGHT IT UP!
