Post by Jason Cashe on May 15, 2012 17:27:45 GMT -4
Mocking Chaz Dillinger, wearing a hair piece on his shaved head, Jason Kash stands in front of a beaten up corner store on some lowly looking neighborhood. He has about 40 people standing behind him wearing Jason Kash and APW T-Shirts. Some holding signs, some lifting up Replicas of the World Title. Kash looks over his shoulder at them and they rise is cheers. As they quiet down, his voice breaks out.
::Jason Kash::
Chaz, I feel sorry for you. After watching that much needed Disclaimer promo I feel sorry for you. Not because you will lose, you will lose but that's not why I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you because you are tired, weak, and already at the top of your game and it STILL isn't good enough to become a true Champion in APW on any brand, any show, including the lowly Meltdown. You'd have to swoop in and be around when nobody else was caring about a belt in order to win one. Much like with Havok and the Xtreme Championship. Nobody cared but that was the only reason he held that belt. Him being World Champion came because he snatched a match from his bitch sidekick aka YOU!
Now some months later and you turn on Havok, show the world that you are becoming your own man. What happened? You decided your value isn't as high as your bank account so you signed on to change the way the business is viewed? Why, so that someone with less talent like yourself can buy their way into success like in the old days or the "Roots" of Professional Wrestling? Well think about that for a minute, in the "Roots" of this business there were two types of "Athletes".
One was big, large beastly men who were known as brutes and they would club and body slam but not much else. Then there was...Average sized, Hairy bastards with the talent to snap a limb but not much else. There was no real Talent in the Roots of this business..Wait, that's why you want it changed! You want to be in that world so you actually do become the more talented guy and your self praises aren't laughed at and made jokes of? I get it now!!
Fact is, this business has evolved and given a chance to really showcase the talent of ATHLETES. Female, Male, Small, Big, even the rare Midget can step into the ring and perform, not just club the other guy or have more hair on your body than a Dog. Oh and drugs back then? Those names you mentioned but never actually watched cause you don't really watch talent do you? Those guys, everyone of them took drugs...It's as much apart of this business as an arm drag. Deal with it..
Ducking out of the screen, Kash changes hair pieces and comes up with a Mullet like Hair piece on his shaved head. He puts on a flashy red robe with sparkling fake diamonds in them. He starts pacing back and forth as the fans behind him begin to laugh. A small chant of "Carbon Copy" begins as Kash continues to mock and shit on Chaz Dillinger.
::Jason Kash::
You want to call me a Drug Addict? Bitch Please! Medical drugs, prescription pills are abused DAILY. Its a worse epidemic than the Crack epidemic in the 80s and nobody cares unless Michael Jackson takes too many and Overdoses. Then someone else gets blamed. Yeah, you're right that this world is stupid but they don't cheer for me because I smoke weed. They cheer for me because I don't play well with morons and assholes like you, I smash those kind of people and who doesn't like the guy who puts shame to the "MAN" or in your case, the "Man's Sidekick". You rich types are all the same and you've done nothing but prove that with your over exaggerated arrogance. Bobby Bodacious did that as well and look how far him and Gambler got with that role? You're not doing anything different than what hasn't already been done, nothing special and you're not even doing a good job at playing the role.
Here is some truth, some honest to god truth for that ego: You and Knuckles are in this match because you were handed this match. I wanted this match, these opponents not to test myself but to kill two birds with one match and I fully plan on doing just that. You're not on my level and money cannot take you there so quit over hyping yourself. Go make sure Callahan is prepared for his match because he's the Boss and you're the Secondary Help. Be thankful you've stumbled upon an egg that gives out a Title Shot because you blew your last Title shot remember? The best? Hahaha!!
Knuckles isn't worthy of this match as I said myself in the last promo. That's no secret, even he knows this but as I said as well, he's here for a reason. I wanted him here because this match marks a memory that him and I share. Of course you'd know that Chaz if you actually paid attention but everyone CLEARLY should know you don't. You know shit of anything unless it has to do with Chaz Dillinger and that's your downfall. You lose because you don't gain the proper information before you open your mouth to speak out at someone. Much like most of your promo, hearing you speak just makes me laugh..
Like how you complained and ranted for an hour about the World Title match being the opening match of the night. I requested that weeks ago you fucking moron! Watch the shows, at least catch the fucking Highlights you dipshit! Your World is all about you but in this world of reality, you barely fucking matter and this match will show that. To all those who doubt me, doubt my passion, my will, those who say I have fallen into a routine, this will be my answer to you all.
Fuck you and watch bitch because my routine is being prepared, be aware of what the fuck is going on around me. From Julius Farquhar doing his thing to Donovan Caine and Isamu squaring off, I know it all and have watched, prepared and taken everything in as information. Chaz, you're unaware of the world around you. The world is not limited to your wishful thinking and nobody BUT you finds you as the best inside the ring. Wrestling or not, you aren't the best, not even fucking close.
Kash rips off the robe, throws the mullet hair piece out of the scene. He turns and grabs a long stick of Beef Jerky, a box of chocolates and a black marker. He begins to color in the sides of his head to match the most recent hair style of Chaz Dillinger. Kash chews on the beef jerky and drops the box of chocolates and stomps on them. Looking up, back into the camera he smiles. Pieces of jerky stuck in his teeth (where he has teeth) but then he puts out another verbal assault.
::Jason Kash::
You mentioned Jimmy Chambers but you forgot Rico Casteel in that mention. I came in and took the throne from Casteel, not Chambers and you still to this fucking day could not touch Casteel. Jimmy Chambers was a good Champion but he like me represented the world of Violence. IWC was violent and as it changed into Asylum, it got more violent. His reign didn't last and he walked away from not only this Show but this organization as well. You credit him but he carried the same values on this business as I do. So you've contradicted yourself Chaz, surprise there!
You want to get technical though? You want to put out a rant of just talking? I made that shit HOT in APW! I brought that style to the table and took out the bullshit that you and many others have tried adding everytime the cameras came on. "Helena this, Havok that, TRI is awesome, I think he has a Solid Body (All Homo)" You biting off MY STYLE and thinking you can touch me at it? Haha, you are something else Chaz and you're almost as laughable as Johnny "Two Times the Loser" Knuckles.
See he is the overlooked opponent here and I have sat and wondered what lame way of "Training" he will try and get laughs with. Which route will he go to reenact the same style of success he thinks he had at Survive & Conquer because he thinks that was success for him. Losing, coming up short is still a loss and he takes it as his victory. It has given him two World Title shots now and this will be his second one he loses. This one means more though because this match, this type of match has meaning to him, has meaning to me.
Finishing the jerky stick, Kash begins to wipe off the hair markings he made to mock Dillinger. It doesn't fully come off his face so he ignores it. A skinny black dude rushes into the scene and hands Kash a medium sized duffle bag. Kash grabs it and unzips the zipper. Inside, Kash pulls out a handful of money. Loose bills, but nothing under a 10 dollar bill. Kash flings the money behind him overhead and continues to empty out the bag as the people behind him scramble to catch it, pick it up and fight over it.
::Jason Kash::
There is plenty for everyone, it's free money! Money that was to be invested in a Political Campaign but I "Influenced" the investor into giving back to the people instead. Spending millions on a Campaign screams CORRUPTION! This just feels better doesn't it?
Together a group of people cheer a loud "YES" and Kash laughs at that, hating the way they screamed it out but laughing because all of that just doesn't matter. Pro Wrestling is about entertaining the viewers, those who sit and watch the promos, those who watch the matches. The performers such as Jason Kash finds calm now in knowing that people are entertained. He turns and watches as the people are shoving money into their pants, bras, pockets and even a guy putting some in his shoes and socks for safe keeping. Looking back at the camera, Kash finishes what he had come here to do.
::Jason Kash::
This will be my redemption for the embarrassment that was the last Triple Threat Knuckles and I were apart of. His claim to have a victory over me will be remedied. He might be tough, might be violent, might bring the heat but in the end, right as the match comes to a close...Johnny Knuckles will lose. Mr. Dangerous has a better win/loss record than Knuckles does! That alone says something about the man and his whole career is now for nothing because his career will end with not another Championship having been around his waist. That's the truth, that's the facts of the matter because Johnny Knuckles can't win the big ones. He can't win when the competition is half decent so what happens when he steps into this Triple Threat? Maybe if it was just him and Chaz, maybe THEN he can muster up a victory...Maybe..
In November I became APW World Champion by defeating 5 others inside of an Extreme Elimination Chamber. In December I beat 2 men to retain and become something more than a transitional Champion. In January I reclaimed what was taken from me due to cheap tricks and destroyed Havok in APW's first ever Dog Collar match and he went from that to getting beat up by President Jeff. At Mania I wiped the floor with Johnny Knuckles and at Mayhem I finish off the job. At Mayhem I put Knuckles on the fact that he will never be good enough and I place Chaz Dillinger in a reality check to show him, TRI, and anyone else who has doubts about me that I am and will remain World Champion.
Knuckles isn't someone to worry about though. He's been spending too much time Crashing Weddings and Drinking Energy Drinks that taste like the Date Rape drug. Chaz doesn't need to worry about Knuckles and Mr. Jerky doesn't need to worry about Chaz. You both need to worry about me. With the talks of a new face of Asylum being needed, I'm a bit hungry to rip that potential face off and slap it right back on my face. I will retain this belt, this THRONE by any means. I've earned it, the fans accept it, welcome my reign and have flourished since I won the belt. No other APW World Champion has made the money I have for Asylum and the likes of Knuckles and Chaz will not change that. The face of Asylum is intact, the belt is locked tight around my waist and both will remain in their place.
Pulling the APW World Heavyweight Championship from the ground at his feet, Jason Kash lifts it with one arm showing it's Main Buckle.
::Jason Kash::
This is Mine. It will remain mine not because I'm confident but because I'm just better prepared going into this match. I have facts, truth and have spoken it each and everytime I've prepared for a match. Chaz, just for the record..Opening Match was requested, that way I don't have to wait to retain my belt. You open your mouth and next to nothing comes out of it. You have no facts, no truths but the shit you tell yourself in your head. You have nothing for me to worry about and anyone doubting that is biased and a fucking sucker. (Hi Sally!) Knuckles, you've become the official totem pole that people look at and wonder why it's even there. You are a life long loser and after this, people will never see you as anything but that. Consider yourselves lucky to be in this Championship match because it might be your last...
Kash steps backwards, still with the World Title raised for the camera to see. As he steps back, the crowd splits like the Red Sea as the APW World Champion disappears behind the crowd. Probably going into the small corner store to find some munchies.
::Jason Kash::
Chaz, I feel sorry for you. After watching that much needed Disclaimer promo I feel sorry for you. Not because you will lose, you will lose but that's not why I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you because you are tired, weak, and already at the top of your game and it STILL isn't good enough to become a true Champion in APW on any brand, any show, including the lowly Meltdown. You'd have to swoop in and be around when nobody else was caring about a belt in order to win one. Much like with Havok and the Xtreme Championship. Nobody cared but that was the only reason he held that belt. Him being World Champion came because he snatched a match from his bitch sidekick aka YOU!
Now some months later and you turn on Havok, show the world that you are becoming your own man. What happened? You decided your value isn't as high as your bank account so you signed on to change the way the business is viewed? Why, so that someone with less talent like yourself can buy their way into success like in the old days or the "Roots" of Professional Wrestling? Well think about that for a minute, in the "Roots" of this business there were two types of "Athletes".
One was big, large beastly men who were known as brutes and they would club and body slam but not much else. Then there was...Average sized, Hairy bastards with the talent to snap a limb but not much else. There was no real Talent in the Roots of this business..Wait, that's why you want it changed! You want to be in that world so you actually do become the more talented guy and your self praises aren't laughed at and made jokes of? I get it now!!
Fact is, this business has evolved and given a chance to really showcase the talent of ATHLETES. Female, Male, Small, Big, even the rare Midget can step into the ring and perform, not just club the other guy or have more hair on your body than a Dog. Oh and drugs back then? Those names you mentioned but never actually watched cause you don't really watch talent do you? Those guys, everyone of them took drugs...It's as much apart of this business as an arm drag. Deal with it..
Ducking out of the screen, Kash changes hair pieces and comes up with a Mullet like Hair piece on his shaved head. He puts on a flashy red robe with sparkling fake diamonds in them. He starts pacing back and forth as the fans behind him begin to laugh. A small chant of "Carbon Copy" begins as Kash continues to mock and shit on Chaz Dillinger.
::Jason Kash::
You want to call me a Drug Addict? Bitch Please! Medical drugs, prescription pills are abused DAILY. Its a worse epidemic than the Crack epidemic in the 80s and nobody cares unless Michael Jackson takes too many and Overdoses. Then someone else gets blamed. Yeah, you're right that this world is stupid but they don't cheer for me because I smoke weed. They cheer for me because I don't play well with morons and assholes like you, I smash those kind of people and who doesn't like the guy who puts shame to the "MAN" or in your case, the "Man's Sidekick". You rich types are all the same and you've done nothing but prove that with your over exaggerated arrogance. Bobby Bodacious did that as well and look how far him and Gambler got with that role? You're not doing anything different than what hasn't already been done, nothing special and you're not even doing a good job at playing the role.
Here is some truth, some honest to god truth for that ego: You and Knuckles are in this match because you were handed this match. I wanted this match, these opponents not to test myself but to kill two birds with one match and I fully plan on doing just that. You're not on my level and money cannot take you there so quit over hyping yourself. Go make sure Callahan is prepared for his match because he's the Boss and you're the Secondary Help. Be thankful you've stumbled upon an egg that gives out a Title Shot because you blew your last Title shot remember? The best? Hahaha!!
Knuckles isn't worthy of this match as I said myself in the last promo. That's no secret, even he knows this but as I said as well, he's here for a reason. I wanted him here because this match marks a memory that him and I share. Of course you'd know that Chaz if you actually paid attention but everyone CLEARLY should know you don't. You know shit of anything unless it has to do with Chaz Dillinger and that's your downfall. You lose because you don't gain the proper information before you open your mouth to speak out at someone. Much like most of your promo, hearing you speak just makes me laugh..
Like how you complained and ranted for an hour about the World Title match being the opening match of the night. I requested that weeks ago you fucking moron! Watch the shows, at least catch the fucking Highlights you dipshit! Your World is all about you but in this world of reality, you barely fucking matter and this match will show that. To all those who doubt me, doubt my passion, my will, those who say I have fallen into a routine, this will be my answer to you all.
Fuck you and watch bitch because my routine is being prepared, be aware of what the fuck is going on around me. From Julius Farquhar doing his thing to Donovan Caine and Isamu squaring off, I know it all and have watched, prepared and taken everything in as information. Chaz, you're unaware of the world around you. The world is not limited to your wishful thinking and nobody BUT you finds you as the best inside the ring. Wrestling or not, you aren't the best, not even fucking close.
Kash rips off the robe, throws the mullet hair piece out of the scene. He turns and grabs a long stick of Beef Jerky, a box of chocolates and a black marker. He begins to color in the sides of his head to match the most recent hair style of Chaz Dillinger. Kash chews on the beef jerky and drops the box of chocolates and stomps on them. Looking up, back into the camera he smiles. Pieces of jerky stuck in his teeth (where he has teeth) but then he puts out another verbal assault.
::Jason Kash::
You mentioned Jimmy Chambers but you forgot Rico Casteel in that mention. I came in and took the throne from Casteel, not Chambers and you still to this fucking day could not touch Casteel. Jimmy Chambers was a good Champion but he like me represented the world of Violence. IWC was violent and as it changed into Asylum, it got more violent. His reign didn't last and he walked away from not only this Show but this organization as well. You credit him but he carried the same values on this business as I do. So you've contradicted yourself Chaz, surprise there!
You want to get technical though? You want to put out a rant of just talking? I made that shit HOT in APW! I brought that style to the table and took out the bullshit that you and many others have tried adding everytime the cameras came on. "Helena this, Havok that, TRI is awesome, I think he has a Solid Body (All Homo)" You biting off MY STYLE and thinking you can touch me at it? Haha, you are something else Chaz and you're almost as laughable as Johnny "Two Times the Loser" Knuckles.
See he is the overlooked opponent here and I have sat and wondered what lame way of "Training" he will try and get laughs with. Which route will he go to reenact the same style of success he thinks he had at Survive & Conquer because he thinks that was success for him. Losing, coming up short is still a loss and he takes it as his victory. It has given him two World Title shots now and this will be his second one he loses. This one means more though because this match, this type of match has meaning to him, has meaning to me.
Finishing the jerky stick, Kash begins to wipe off the hair markings he made to mock Dillinger. It doesn't fully come off his face so he ignores it. A skinny black dude rushes into the scene and hands Kash a medium sized duffle bag. Kash grabs it and unzips the zipper. Inside, Kash pulls out a handful of money. Loose bills, but nothing under a 10 dollar bill. Kash flings the money behind him overhead and continues to empty out the bag as the people behind him scramble to catch it, pick it up and fight over it.
::Jason Kash::
There is plenty for everyone, it's free money! Money that was to be invested in a Political Campaign but I "Influenced" the investor into giving back to the people instead. Spending millions on a Campaign screams CORRUPTION! This just feels better doesn't it?
Together a group of people cheer a loud "YES" and Kash laughs at that, hating the way they screamed it out but laughing because all of that just doesn't matter. Pro Wrestling is about entertaining the viewers, those who sit and watch the promos, those who watch the matches. The performers such as Jason Kash finds calm now in knowing that people are entertained. He turns and watches as the people are shoving money into their pants, bras, pockets and even a guy putting some in his shoes and socks for safe keeping. Looking back at the camera, Kash finishes what he had come here to do.
::Jason Kash::
This will be my redemption for the embarrassment that was the last Triple Threat Knuckles and I were apart of. His claim to have a victory over me will be remedied. He might be tough, might be violent, might bring the heat but in the end, right as the match comes to a close...Johnny Knuckles will lose. Mr. Dangerous has a better win/loss record than Knuckles does! That alone says something about the man and his whole career is now for nothing because his career will end with not another Championship having been around his waist. That's the truth, that's the facts of the matter because Johnny Knuckles can't win the big ones. He can't win when the competition is half decent so what happens when he steps into this Triple Threat? Maybe if it was just him and Chaz, maybe THEN he can muster up a victory...Maybe..
In November I became APW World Champion by defeating 5 others inside of an Extreme Elimination Chamber. In December I beat 2 men to retain and become something more than a transitional Champion. In January I reclaimed what was taken from me due to cheap tricks and destroyed Havok in APW's first ever Dog Collar match and he went from that to getting beat up by President Jeff. At Mania I wiped the floor with Johnny Knuckles and at Mayhem I finish off the job. At Mayhem I put Knuckles on the fact that he will never be good enough and I place Chaz Dillinger in a reality check to show him, TRI, and anyone else who has doubts about me that I am and will remain World Champion.
Knuckles isn't someone to worry about though. He's been spending too much time Crashing Weddings and Drinking Energy Drinks that taste like the Date Rape drug. Chaz doesn't need to worry about Knuckles and Mr. Jerky doesn't need to worry about Chaz. You both need to worry about me. With the talks of a new face of Asylum being needed, I'm a bit hungry to rip that potential face off and slap it right back on my face. I will retain this belt, this THRONE by any means. I've earned it, the fans accept it, welcome my reign and have flourished since I won the belt. No other APW World Champion has made the money I have for Asylum and the likes of Knuckles and Chaz will not change that. The face of Asylum is intact, the belt is locked tight around my waist and both will remain in their place.
Pulling the APW World Heavyweight Championship from the ground at his feet, Jason Kash lifts it with one arm showing it's Main Buckle.
::Jason Kash::
This is Mine. It will remain mine not because I'm confident but because I'm just better prepared going into this match. I have facts, truth and have spoken it each and everytime I've prepared for a match. Chaz, just for the record..Opening Match was requested, that way I don't have to wait to retain my belt. You open your mouth and next to nothing comes out of it. You have no facts, no truths but the shit you tell yourself in your head. You have nothing for me to worry about and anyone doubting that is biased and a fucking sucker. (Hi Sally!) Knuckles, you've become the official totem pole that people look at and wonder why it's even there. You are a life long loser and after this, people will never see you as anything but that. Consider yourselves lucky to be in this Championship match because it might be your last...
Kash steps backwards, still with the World Title raised for the camera to see. As he steps back, the crowd splits like the Red Sea as the APW World Champion disappears behind the crowd. Probably going into the small corner store to find some munchies.
