Post by Reaver on May 15, 2012 17:42:31 GMT -4
The scene opens up in a local CVS Pharmacy where Knuckles is seen looking for something. He has spent weeks looking for it and even though he has been unsuccessful, he is determined to find it during the crunch time. People that walk by him are slightly freaked out and the employees that are nearby can't help but laugh at him for his problems. The sounds of snickering in the next aisle over are apparent and Knuckles gets more and more frustrated in the lack of his successful search. Finally after an hour of looking, one employee finally walks over to help Knuckles find what he is looking for with that slight snicker in his tone.
Employee: Excuse me sir.....can i help you find something?
Knuckles: Ya' i'm lookin' for AZO, do ya' carry it?
Employee: AZO? Oh you mean to help you with your......
Knuckles: SHUTUP!! Don't say it jerky or i'll fuck your shit up right here in the store in front of everybody.
Employee: Goodness. Well, we only carry a the generic version but if you're rally content with AZO then i would suggest getting a prescription.
Knuckles: Whatever......
Employee: You don't need to get an attitude with me sir, you're the one having issues with......
Knuckles: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Knuckles storms off in frustration while the employees burst into laughter the second he walks away. The scene fades momentarily and fades back in as Knuckles walks into a nearby clinic. The people already sitting there waiting give him a strange look as he approaches the counter. Regardless of how used to strange looks Knuckles gets, he still can't help but feel uneasy in his quest to find the cure for his ailment.
Knuckles: Excuse me miss.
Receptionist: Yes, what is it?
Knuckles: I was hopin' to see the doctor ASAP. I've been havin' a problem for the past few weeks and i need it taken care of right away.
Receptionist: Just fill out these forms here and we'll call you when we get the chance.
Knuckles: You don't understand, i need this taken care of right now.
Receptionist: See all those people over there? They need help just as bad and they've been alot longer than you. When the doctor is done doing whatever the hell it is he does; then we will call you.....NOW HAVE A SEAT!!
The tone in her voice made everybody in the waiting room feel uneasy.
Knuckles: What's the big problem? I came here for help and you're refusin' me.
Receptionist: The problem is that everybody here expects to be helped for every lil' cough and cold. Now unless i say otherwise, you will take your ass over there and have a seat!
Knuckles: .......I can pay! Is cash alright?
Receptionist: Well Mr. Sorrentino, i believe the doctor will see you now.
Knuckles: Really? Wow! Gotta' love this countries healthcare system.
Receptionist: You'd be surprised on how many deadbeats we get walking in here.
Knuckles: Huh......
Knuckles tilts his head in amazement and surprise as he is escorted to the back by the receptionist. The people in the waiting room complain in dissappointment as Knuckles is brought to a room to wait for the doctor. After a few moments, a doctor is rushed in. He is scrambling to put on his white coat as apparently he was practicing his golf swing outside in the back. (wow, way to run a clinic there doc.)
Doctor: So Mr. Sorrentino, i understand you can pay.
Knuckles: Is that really all it takes around here?
Doctor: YES!! Anyways.....what seems to be the problem.
Knuckles: Well....i been experiencin' some problems the past few weeks. I thought i'd buy some AZO but the pharmacy said theirs wasn't strong eough and that i needed a prescription?
Doctor: Hmmm i see. Ok, so explain to me what you've been feeling these past few weeks.
Knuckles: Uh, well; ever since Survive and Conquer, i've been bleedin' more than usual.
Doctor: More than usual?
Knuckles: YA'! i've had cramps about once or twice a month....
Doctor: Menstrual?
Knuckles: NO YOU JACKASS!!
Doctor: HA, that was just a joke. Please continue.
Knuckles: I feel these feverish like hot flashes....
Doctor: Still a lil' consistant there.
Knuckles: I'M NOT PREGNANT YOU DOLT!!
Doctor: Hmm, bleeding, fever, cramps.....anything else?
Knuckles: I also have this uncontrollable urge to wanna' beat the shit out of people in white coats.
Doctor: Well you don't have to get an attitude. Have you tried cranberry juice?
Knuckles: For what?
Doctor: Hmmmm. I can only think that maybe you have a....
Knuckles: DON'T SAY IT!! Just do you have some AZO?
Doctor: For symptoms that rough, you'll first need some anti-biotics. Let me go get you some then i'll right you a prescription, how does that sound?
Knuckles: Ok fine, just make it quick.
The doctor walks off as Knuckles addresses the camera.
Knuckles: It's nice to see Jason still playin' with dolls. It shows that he's insecure with himself. Never thought i'd ever live to see that day. Tisk Tisk......
While you look down on me from that high perch there Kash, I stand here lookin' for a way to finally beat you. I'm the guy that people don't take seriously remember? Yet you sit there playin' with "ACTION FIGURES" as if i'm suposed to take you seriously. Some champ you became huh? This is why you aint' fit to be champ anymore. Do ya' really think that beatin' me in this match will erase RWF when i took the National Championship off your waiste? Did ya' think that i felt by pinnin' you that it would erase TCW? What's done is done and while ya' continue to live in the lavash past, ya' only escape the enevitable. Why else would ya' give me another shot? To prove you can take away the only right to fame against yous' i got?
NEVER!
It'll never be erased from the history books Jason. The fact is that yous' gotten cocky in your ways and now your in over ya' head. The arrogance that spills from you like the blood we've shed over the years has finally caught up and will your ultimate downfall. I was content with Rasslemania Jason. I came, I lost, I was ready to move on but regardless ya' still wanna' go one more round. Haven't ya' learned yet that I will NEVER back down? Rasslemania was the greatest match in our six year history. Ya' tried to finish me off like back in TCW and once again, ya' failed. I even managed to throw a "KASHED OUT" your way just to get it thrown back at me and what happened Jason? I KICKED OUT!! Ya' can't Kash me out anymore and that scares you. You know damn well that ya' didn't have a way out and ya' made sure that resortin' to violence was the only way. Did ya' forget that all the tasin' ya' did to me helped build me a slight immunity? I had you beat and at the last second, ya' slipped out of my grip and nailed me with a UTI.
That's why i'm here Jason. I'm here to make sure that I don't suffer from another UTI and AZO will make sure it doesn't happen again. HA get it? So while you try to reclaim MY victory i got over ya', i'll be busy stompin' the rest of your crooked ass teeth out. This is the same arrogance that leads you to believe that i can't beat ya'. Anybody can beat anybody on any given day Kash. Bailey proved this the past few weeks and because of your arrogance, you already gave him a title match for the Asylum after Mayhem, assumin' you're still champ. What happens when ya' walk away without the title Jason? Poor Bailey would have worked all for nuttn'. Well fear not young Tony, cuz' unlike Kash here, i will double down!! After Mayhem when i walk away the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP, i too will give ya' the title shot on the next ASYLUM. Not only will i do that but i will up the anti by letting Bailey PICK THE STIPULATION. Hows that for bein' a man Bailey? Think Lightning can strike twice?
The doctor walks back in with a shot as Knuckles lifts up the shirt and takes it on his shoulder. The doctor then proceeds to write him a prescription for his "problem".
Doctor: Well that should do it and here is the prescription to help with your UTI problems.
Knuckles: I TOLD YOU TO NOT SAY IT!!
Doctor: OK OK i'm sorry. So about my payment....
Knuckles: Fuck your payment doc. Your shoutin' to the world about my business, what about doctor patient confidentiality?
Doctor: If you don't pay me then i'll be forced to call the cops.
Knuckles: Go ahead, be sure to tell them about the malpractice lawsuit that i'll be bringin' to ya', not to mention the wrongful arrest lawsuit, and the defermation of character lawsuit.
Doctor: FINE JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!!
Knuckles: Not a problem doc.....
Knuckles walks out of the office with a smile on his face. The second he opens the door, the receptionist is there ease dropping the whole time. Knuckles just walks out of the clinic with a smile as the scene fades.
Knuckles: Oh NOOOO!!!! I better be advised on my discretion. FUCK YOU CHAZ! This comin' from the career sidekick? Why should anybody ever listen to a word ya' say Chaz? Is it because you're a legitimate "RAAAASSLER"? Gimme' a break you tool. How dare you say that you're the face of Asylum. Asylum is the BRAND OF VIOLENCE not puss bitches like you. If ya' wanna' "wrestle" then take your ass to OVERDRIVE where the violence is looked down upon. Here, we thrive on it. Either you adjust to survive or be fed to the rest of us.
I don't like you or your kind Chaz. You can "TRY" all day but violence is just nature. You can claim to be non violent on a violent show but i garantee that ya' won't succeed EVER!! Nobody is forcin' ya' to be in this match, it's you who claim dominance over a violent brand. How the hell can you be the alpha of violence without bein' violent Chaz? You're nuttn' but a walkin' contradiction like Hamburger Steak or Walkin' Dead......CHAZ DILLINGER WORLD CHAMP. It just doesn't fit.
I'm the last person anybody expects to walk out as World Champ and you're the underdog? Talk about over-exaggeration. Are we supposed to feel sorry for ya' Dillinger? Well, ya' succeded in just that.....WE ALL FEEL SORRY FOR YA'! This title is nuttn' more than the start of a long boring drawn out joke for you and your violentless scumbag group and would demean the value of not only the title itself, but all of APW. It's worth the world to me to not only become World Champ again but to finally beat Jason Kash. I would gladly bleed for it but more importantly i would gladly die for it. That's more than you or any of your bitch friends can say.
You're pathetic Chaz. I'm the poster child for birth control? Is that the best you can do? I guess you're just too jealous of me bein' the poster child for somethin' that you forget that yous' aint' got nuttn'. I did, however, find somethin' very interestin'. I found out that even though i may be the poster child for birth control, that Chaz Dillinger is just mad cuz' his birth certificate is nothing more than a written apology from the condom factory. That's why he places all his anger on others. Don't be shy Chaz, be honest with yourself for once. I know it's hard to come clean with things like that or like the time you openly came out the closet.....or were supposed to but didn't, but just know that you're among enemies here.
I've spent a good chunk of my career to tryin' to beat Kash. This is my last chance and if i don't, then it'll only prove that it's not possible. While Chaz blames the world for his absolute ability to suck and Kash plays with dolls, it will be Johnny Knuckles to ascend to the top. I refuse to go down without a fight.
How is it that these guys continue to get away with the bullshit? Chaz claims to be great but has NEVER proved it. How can you be great when you can't even keep your nose out of other people's matches? You can't even beat Sally Talfourd. Not takin' away from her cuz' shes a former champ who has beaten Level One. Kash has, and i have yet to face her. Kash couldn't beat Alioth Starre who won the Survive and Conquer match but i did it twice. Know what all this means? NOT A DAMN THING! Chaz had a chance to become World Champ and gave it away to his fuck buddy Havok. You SRRIOUS? (ha kash) Ya' couldn't be any more pathetic. Not only did ya' fail then, but ya' fail now Chaz. Not only are ya' nuttn' more than the sidekick, but a spittin' image of the failed attempts of Nate Havok. He too claimed greatness and now he's collectin' unemployment compliments of Kash and Jeff. Do yourself a favor and go back to playin' the David Carradine Experience just like at Survive and Conquer cuz' us ADULTS have unfinished business.
Whether i have to bleed or make either of you bleed then i will have no regrets. I will gladly sacrifice myself to make sure that Chaz never walks again and i walk away with Kash's Championship as my own. At all costs, by any means necessary. I will prove that Kash isn't the only street scum to become a World Champ here in APW. It's no secret that my past is also questionable and by Kash's own words, "Only the strong survive." Not only do the strong survive Kash, but the sick survive. Me? I got both by the ass loads. Out of the three of us, i am indeed the sickest, i dare either of ya' to prove me wrong.
Employee: Excuse me sir.....can i help you find something?
Knuckles: Ya' i'm lookin' for AZO, do ya' carry it?
Employee: AZO? Oh you mean to help you with your......
Knuckles: SHUTUP!! Don't say it jerky or i'll fuck your shit up right here in the store in front of everybody.
Employee: Goodness. Well, we only carry a the generic version but if you're rally content with AZO then i would suggest getting a prescription.
Knuckles: Whatever......
Employee: You don't need to get an attitude with me sir, you're the one having issues with......
Knuckles: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Knuckles storms off in frustration while the employees burst into laughter the second he walks away. The scene fades momentarily and fades back in as Knuckles walks into a nearby clinic. The people already sitting there waiting give him a strange look as he approaches the counter. Regardless of how used to strange looks Knuckles gets, he still can't help but feel uneasy in his quest to find the cure for his ailment.
Knuckles: Excuse me miss.
Receptionist: Yes, what is it?
Knuckles: I was hopin' to see the doctor ASAP. I've been havin' a problem for the past few weeks and i need it taken care of right away.
Receptionist: Just fill out these forms here and we'll call you when we get the chance.
Knuckles: You don't understand, i need this taken care of right now.
Receptionist: See all those people over there? They need help just as bad and they've been alot longer than you. When the doctor is done doing whatever the hell it is he does; then we will call you.....NOW HAVE A SEAT!!
The tone in her voice made everybody in the waiting room feel uneasy.
Knuckles: What's the big problem? I came here for help and you're refusin' me.
Receptionist: The problem is that everybody here expects to be helped for every lil' cough and cold. Now unless i say otherwise, you will take your ass over there and have a seat!
Knuckles: .......I can pay! Is cash alright?
Receptionist: Well Mr. Sorrentino, i believe the doctor will see you now.
Knuckles: Really? Wow! Gotta' love this countries healthcare system.
Receptionist: You'd be surprised on how many deadbeats we get walking in here.
Knuckles: Huh......
Knuckles tilts his head in amazement and surprise as he is escorted to the back by the receptionist. The people in the waiting room complain in dissappointment as Knuckles is brought to a room to wait for the doctor. After a few moments, a doctor is rushed in. He is scrambling to put on his white coat as apparently he was practicing his golf swing outside in the back. (wow, way to run a clinic there doc.)
Doctor: So Mr. Sorrentino, i understand you can pay.
Knuckles: Is that really all it takes around here?
Doctor: YES!! Anyways.....what seems to be the problem.
Knuckles: Well....i been experiencin' some problems the past few weeks. I thought i'd buy some AZO but the pharmacy said theirs wasn't strong eough and that i needed a prescription?
Doctor: Hmmm i see. Ok, so explain to me what you've been feeling these past few weeks.
Knuckles: Uh, well; ever since Survive and Conquer, i've been bleedin' more than usual.
Doctor: More than usual?
Knuckles: YA'! i've had cramps about once or twice a month....
Doctor: Menstrual?
Knuckles: NO YOU JACKASS!!
Doctor: HA, that was just a joke. Please continue.
Knuckles: I feel these feverish like hot flashes....
Doctor: Still a lil' consistant there.
Knuckles: I'M NOT PREGNANT YOU DOLT!!
Doctor: Hmm, bleeding, fever, cramps.....anything else?
Knuckles: I also have this uncontrollable urge to wanna' beat the shit out of people in white coats.
Doctor: Well you don't have to get an attitude. Have you tried cranberry juice?
Knuckles: For what?
Doctor: Hmmmm. I can only think that maybe you have a....
Knuckles: DON'T SAY IT!! Just do you have some AZO?
Doctor: For symptoms that rough, you'll first need some anti-biotics. Let me go get you some then i'll right you a prescription, how does that sound?
Knuckles: Ok fine, just make it quick.
The doctor walks off as Knuckles addresses the camera.
Knuckles: It's nice to see Jason still playin' with dolls. It shows that he's insecure with himself. Never thought i'd ever live to see that day. Tisk Tisk......
While you look down on me from that high perch there Kash, I stand here lookin' for a way to finally beat you. I'm the guy that people don't take seriously remember? Yet you sit there playin' with "ACTION FIGURES" as if i'm suposed to take you seriously. Some champ you became huh? This is why you aint' fit to be champ anymore. Do ya' really think that beatin' me in this match will erase RWF when i took the National Championship off your waiste? Did ya' think that i felt by pinnin' you that it would erase TCW? What's done is done and while ya' continue to live in the lavash past, ya' only escape the enevitable. Why else would ya' give me another shot? To prove you can take away the only right to fame against yous' i got?
NEVER!
It'll never be erased from the history books Jason. The fact is that yous' gotten cocky in your ways and now your in over ya' head. The arrogance that spills from you like the blood we've shed over the years has finally caught up and will your ultimate downfall. I was content with Rasslemania Jason. I came, I lost, I was ready to move on but regardless ya' still wanna' go one more round. Haven't ya' learned yet that I will NEVER back down? Rasslemania was the greatest match in our six year history. Ya' tried to finish me off like back in TCW and once again, ya' failed. I even managed to throw a "KASHED OUT" your way just to get it thrown back at me and what happened Jason? I KICKED OUT!! Ya' can't Kash me out anymore and that scares you. You know damn well that ya' didn't have a way out and ya' made sure that resortin' to violence was the only way. Did ya' forget that all the tasin' ya' did to me helped build me a slight immunity? I had you beat and at the last second, ya' slipped out of my grip and nailed me with a UTI.
That's why i'm here Jason. I'm here to make sure that I don't suffer from another UTI and AZO will make sure it doesn't happen again. HA get it? So while you try to reclaim MY victory i got over ya', i'll be busy stompin' the rest of your crooked ass teeth out. This is the same arrogance that leads you to believe that i can't beat ya'. Anybody can beat anybody on any given day Kash. Bailey proved this the past few weeks and because of your arrogance, you already gave him a title match for the Asylum after Mayhem, assumin' you're still champ. What happens when ya' walk away without the title Jason? Poor Bailey would have worked all for nuttn'. Well fear not young Tony, cuz' unlike Kash here, i will double down!! After Mayhem when i walk away the NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP, i too will give ya' the title shot on the next ASYLUM. Not only will i do that but i will up the anti by letting Bailey PICK THE STIPULATION. Hows that for bein' a man Bailey? Think Lightning can strike twice?
The doctor walks back in with a shot as Knuckles lifts up the shirt and takes it on his shoulder. The doctor then proceeds to write him a prescription for his "problem".
Doctor: Well that should do it and here is the prescription to help with your UTI problems.
Knuckles: I TOLD YOU TO NOT SAY IT!!
Doctor: OK OK i'm sorry. So about my payment....
Knuckles: Fuck your payment doc. Your shoutin' to the world about my business, what about doctor patient confidentiality?
Doctor: If you don't pay me then i'll be forced to call the cops.
Knuckles: Go ahead, be sure to tell them about the malpractice lawsuit that i'll be bringin' to ya', not to mention the wrongful arrest lawsuit, and the defermation of character lawsuit.
Doctor: FINE JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!!
Knuckles: Not a problem doc.....
Knuckles walks out of the office with a smile on his face. The second he opens the door, the receptionist is there ease dropping the whole time. Knuckles just walks out of the clinic with a smile as the scene fades.
Knuckles: Oh NOOOO!!!! I better be advised on my discretion. FUCK YOU CHAZ! This comin' from the career sidekick? Why should anybody ever listen to a word ya' say Chaz? Is it because you're a legitimate "RAAAASSLER"? Gimme' a break you tool. How dare you say that you're the face of Asylum. Asylum is the BRAND OF VIOLENCE not puss bitches like you. If ya' wanna' "wrestle" then take your ass to OVERDRIVE where the violence is looked down upon. Here, we thrive on it. Either you adjust to survive or be fed to the rest of us.
I don't like you or your kind Chaz. You can "TRY" all day but violence is just nature. You can claim to be non violent on a violent show but i garantee that ya' won't succeed EVER!! Nobody is forcin' ya' to be in this match, it's you who claim dominance over a violent brand. How the hell can you be the alpha of violence without bein' violent Chaz? You're nuttn' but a walkin' contradiction like Hamburger Steak or Walkin' Dead......CHAZ DILLINGER WORLD CHAMP. It just doesn't fit.
I'm the last person anybody expects to walk out as World Champ and you're the underdog? Talk about over-exaggeration. Are we supposed to feel sorry for ya' Dillinger? Well, ya' succeded in just that.....WE ALL FEEL SORRY FOR YA'! This title is nuttn' more than the start of a long boring drawn out joke for you and your violentless scumbag group and would demean the value of not only the title itself, but all of APW. It's worth the world to me to not only become World Champ again but to finally beat Jason Kash. I would gladly bleed for it but more importantly i would gladly die for it. That's more than you or any of your bitch friends can say.
You're pathetic Chaz. I'm the poster child for birth control? Is that the best you can do? I guess you're just too jealous of me bein' the poster child for somethin' that you forget that yous' aint' got nuttn'. I did, however, find somethin' very interestin'. I found out that even though i may be the poster child for birth control, that Chaz Dillinger is just mad cuz' his birth certificate is nothing more than a written apology from the condom factory. That's why he places all his anger on others. Don't be shy Chaz, be honest with yourself for once. I know it's hard to come clean with things like that or like the time you openly came out the closet.....or were supposed to but didn't, but just know that you're among enemies here.
I've spent a good chunk of my career to tryin' to beat Kash. This is my last chance and if i don't, then it'll only prove that it's not possible. While Chaz blames the world for his absolute ability to suck and Kash plays with dolls, it will be Johnny Knuckles to ascend to the top. I refuse to go down without a fight.
How is it that these guys continue to get away with the bullshit? Chaz claims to be great but has NEVER proved it. How can you be great when you can't even keep your nose out of other people's matches? You can't even beat Sally Talfourd. Not takin' away from her cuz' shes a former champ who has beaten Level One. Kash has, and i have yet to face her. Kash couldn't beat Alioth Starre who won the Survive and Conquer match but i did it twice. Know what all this means? NOT A DAMN THING! Chaz had a chance to become World Champ and gave it away to his fuck buddy Havok. You SRRIOUS? (ha kash) Ya' couldn't be any more pathetic. Not only did ya' fail then, but ya' fail now Chaz. Not only are ya' nuttn' more than the sidekick, but a spittin' image of the failed attempts of Nate Havok. He too claimed greatness and now he's collectin' unemployment compliments of Kash and Jeff. Do yourself a favor and go back to playin' the David Carradine Experience just like at Survive and Conquer cuz' us ADULTS have unfinished business.
Whether i have to bleed or make either of you bleed then i will have no regrets. I will gladly sacrifice myself to make sure that Chaz never walks again and i walk away with Kash's Championship as my own. At all costs, by any means necessary. I will prove that Kash isn't the only street scum to become a World Champ here in APW. It's no secret that my past is also questionable and by Kash's own words, "Only the strong survive." Not only do the strong survive Kash, but the sick survive. Me? I got both by the ass loads. Out of the three of us, i am indeed the sickest, i dare either of ya' to prove me wrong.
