Post by biggs on May 16, 2012 22:01:32 GMT -4
Sr. Guapo: So I told him that's not elephant, that's mi madre!
“Sr. Guapo” Armando Asante and “Stunning” Stan Everdeen laugh hysterically while Biggs and Ellie just sit there, looking confused. There is an attractive blonde sitting between both Armando and Stan, and she looks like she doesn't know how to react The group of five is in an upscale restaurant in downtown Montreal, with everyone dressed to the nines. All the men are wearing neck-ties and nice slacks, while the women both wear evening gowns. Ellie leans over to Biggs, whispering to him.
Ellie: So can you tell me again why Stan and Armando only have one date between the two of them? I thought you told me this was going to be a triple date?
Biggs whispers in response.
Biggs: Well, they're on what they consider to be a “Double-Date,” where at the end of the night, Stephanie will pick which one of them she liked better, and then they'll either set up a second date or go back to the hotel with them, depending on how loose the gals morals are...
Ellie: That's just weird...
Biggs: I hear you. Apparently Armando leads the series 67 to 42.
Stephanie: What are you two talking about over there?
Ellie's face turns red as she blushes out of embarrassment. She quickly comes up with a lie to cover up.
Ellie: Oh, just how beautiful your dress is! If you don't mind me asking, where did you get it? I might need to get one like it myself!
Stephanie: Oh, you're too kind. I got it at a boutique about two blocks from here. The guy who runs it speaks only French, but his work is tres magnifique. It's an exclusive, one-of-a-kind piece.
Stan: Just like you're a magnifique one-of-a-kind piece of tail, sweet cheeks!
Stan blows Stephanie a kiss after his misguided attempt at hitting on her. She looks at him in disgust.
Sr. Guapo: That's no way to talk to a sexy lady, Stan! Have some manners! No, you tell here that she is muy fantastico, and that you cannot wait to see that dress off of her!
Stephanie takes huge offense to this, and gets up, slapping Stan in the face, then Armando, before leaving the restaurant in a huff. The other patrons just look on in shock, with an uncomfortable silence permeating the establishment. Ellie looks perturbed, while Biggs just sits there with a “Holy Smokes” look on his face. Finally, Armando and Stan break the silence by busting out in laughter together.
Ellie: Why are you two laughing!? How you just treated her was nothing short of shameful! Do you talk to every woman you come across like that!?
Sr. Guapo: Only the ones we don't like! You see, Ellie, Stephanie may have been super sexy looking, but it didn't take us long to figure out that she wasn't super sexy personality wise!
Stan: We figured that we'd just make things easy for the both of us later on, so that neither one of us got saddled with her for the night! Bros before hoes!
Sr. Guapo: Bros before hoes!
The Studmuffins give each other high fives, while Ellie is just fuming. She's indignant with the Studs as she speaks up again.
Ellie: I don't care if the date wasn't going the way you guys thought it would, a real gentleman sucks it up, finishes off the date, and then makes his escape by giving her a fake phone number!
Biggs: What!? That doesn't seem gentlemanly at all! How would you know this, Ellie!?
Ellie: Because I've used that tactic myself. And I guess it wasn't gentlemanly on my part, but rather, ladylike.
Biggs: Well, I'm glad to hear that no part of you is gentlemanly!
Ellie: Oh please, you would have noticed by now if that were the case!
Biggs: I'm sure I would have.
Biggs and Ellie smile at one another before he gives her a kiss on the forehead. Stan and Armando are seated in their chairs looking slightly bored.
Sr. Guapo: So after dinner, would the two of you like to join us at the nearest club? The night is still young, and Stan and myself still have a shot at meeting some sexy ladies tonight!
Biggs: Well, after the way things went here, maybe it would be best for us to call it...
Ellie: Sure, why the heck not!
Stan: Awesome!
Sr. Guapo: Fantastico!
The group gets back to their meal, with Sr. Guapo and Stan bobbing a bit in their chairs, looking forward to the post dinner activities.
LMFAO's “Sexy and I Know It” plays loudly as the words TOO HOT TO HANDLE flash across the leopard print background in bold, hot-pink letters. The camera transitions to The Studmuffins and Biggs standing in a crowded club, with the house lights dimmed and flashing lights going all over the place. The music is pumping, and people are dancing behind the tag champs and their manager as they begin to speak.
Stan: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, but especially the ladies, to the latest episode of the official webshow of the APW Tag Team Champions of the World, Too Hot to Handle! I am “Stunning” Stan Everdeen...
Sr. Guapo: Y mi llamo es “Sr. Guapo” Armando Asante...
Stan: And we are the Studmuffins! We're here tonight in the Club La Boom in beautiful Montreal, Quebec, Canada, just four short nights away from our title defense at APW Mayhem against the teams of the AKA and the Sindicate! Now we know that we're going to have quite the fight ahead of us this Sunday, but we also know that we are the single greatest Tag Team in wrestling today, so we are confident that we'll be able to pull out the victory in front of the fans at the Bell Center and all the fans watching around the world on Pay-Per-View!
Sr. Guapo: The Studmuffins have had countless people come up to us this week, asking if we were nervous about stepping inside the ring with so many bonafide APW legends, and the answer to that question is no! The fact of the matter is that really, the only guy in the match who has really earned that distinction is Level-One! Don't get us wrong, Johnny Rebel is certainly a legend in a the making, as are ourselves, but anyone who gives that distinction to Slade Craven and Shadow, the AKA, well, they're just fooling themselves!
Stan: We don't care that Slade and Shadow are in the APW Hall of Fame, the fact of the matter is that since they've come back, they've been nothing more than a joke! We offered them a chance at our titles is they could beat us, and even though Biggs cheated to help us win the first match, unsolicited by us, might I add, the fact is, when we offered them a rematch, with Biggs barred from ringside, they just whined, and moaned, and complained that we should just have given them the title match anyways, without them earning it.
Listen, Slade and Shadow, we agree with you that Biggs wronged you when he interfered on our behalf in our first match, but that did not give the two of you cart blanch to not only attack our manager, but say that we owed you a title match anyways! By that logic, any woman who comes up to us and asks for a dance should get one, but you don't see us giving out dances willy-nilly here tonight, now do you?! The bottom line is this, Slade and Shadow, since the two of you have come back, our respect for you has gone down to absolute zero! We should have listened to our manager when he said that we shouldn't have even given you the time of day! But the thing is, when you first showed up, we thought it was our chance prove once again why we are the premiere tag team in APW today. We thought it would help our careers to take on two guys who just got inducted into the APW Hall of Fame. We were wrong. And we're man enough to admit that we showed poor judgment in ever getting involved with the likes of you. The fact is, the two of you got your title match anyways, and even still, you're crying like spoiled little brats!
Sr. Guapo: Slade and Shadow, there is just no pleasing you, is there? Because you find yourselves in a match for the APW Tag Team Titles against us at Mayhem, even without having beaten us first, but since the Sindicate are now involved, you're just crying even more! It was not up to us to add the Sindicate to this match-up, it was President Jeff. But even though it wasn't our call, we like it! Because it means that we actually get to defend our belts against a team who deserves a shot at these belts. We can sit here and talk about how much we dislike the way they carry themselves, we can talk about how slimy and mean Johnny Rebel and Level-One are, it's a fact that they are two of the top Mega Stars in APW today. In Johnny Rebel, you have a two-time APW Overdrive Champion who main evented RassleMania! In Level-One, you have a multiple-time APW Undisputed Champion and a two-time True Experts Champion, who had arguably the most dominant run in APW history just two short years ago. People are saying that we should be afraid of them, and we know for a fact, Slade and Shadow, that you two are very afraid of them, but we are not! Because no matter all of their combined accomplishments, this one fact remains about the Sindicate, and that is that Level-One and Johnny Rebel are known for their accomplishments in singles competition! We have no doubt that they are two formidable wrestlers, two titans of this sport, and while they've shown impressive team work thus far, they have yet to step in the ring with us, the very best team in all wrestling today!
Stan: We don't speak in hyperbole when we say that are the best Tag Team in all of wrestling today, because the fact that we hold the APW Tag Team Championships say just that! APW is the top fed in the world, and we're the top team. It's pretty simple logic right there! But what you understand about simplicity, AKA? You go around playing the whole respect angle, playing it up to the fans that you two are worth rooting for, but for what? Just because the two of you don't like our manager, who admittedly is a bit of a jerk, that gives you the right to beat him up? Just because you've been enabled by the fans to think you're actually worth a darn, you think you can set up shop as heroes for hire to deal with the Sindicate? The fact is, if you were really the heroes you claim to be, you wouldn't even think about having folks pay for you deal with the Sindicate, you'd just do it! And that's what we plan on doing this Sunday night!
Sr. Guapo: If you can't see it by now, AKA, the Studmuffins are the good guys in all of this! Even though we have a slimy, weaselly little jerk for our manager, the fact is that he's our slimy, weaselly little jerk, and he has taught us everything we've needed to know to be successful in this business. Save for his interference last month, we have carried ourselves in a manner which is respectable, even commendable. We do not cheat, we do not bully other wrestlers, we do not charge for our services. No, we simply make our way out to that arena to entertain the fans. Despite what our manager says to the contrary, The Studmuffins are energized to see the fans dancing along with us as we make our entrance! We are inspired by all the sexy ladies in the audience to do the best that we can week in and week out! We are truly thankful for the fact that we even get the opportunity to perform for our fans on the global stage that APW provides!
What we are not thankful for is having to deal with your BS, Slade and Shadow! Since day one, you have tried to make more out things than there really was, and that is why you are so frustrated with us! At one point, Stan and myself would have hoped that you could see past our differences, but now, after the way that you have carried yourselves, we just want to say good riddance!
Biggs: If I may interject for a moment, I have something I want to say to Slade and Shadow before we move on from them, the spineless little punks that they are! I would love nothing more than to see my guys go out there this Sunday night and embarrass the two you in a way that neither one of you have been embarrassed before. But let's be honest here, there's nothing the Studs, or the Sindicate for that matter, could do to the two of you that would embarrass you guys any more than you've already embarrassed yourselves. Shadow, need I remind you of Shockwave 2009, where I won the APW Overdrive Championship from you inside the Steel Cage? And Slade, I'm sure you haven't forgotten One Night in Hell, where Chris Cyrus and I lit you up for a human barbeque! The fact is that you are pathetic, and have bought into your own hype, but I've known all along how worthless the two of you have always been!
Stan: I couldn't have said it better myself, boss. But now moving on to the Sindicate. Lester, Johnny, we know that when we step into the ring with you this Sunday, we're in for one hell of a fight! We already talked briefly about your accolades within the realm of singles competition, and while we are convinced that you are potent pair of wrestlers, we aren't quite sold yet on the fact that you are truly a team! The Sindicate so far seems to be a marriage of convenience, a pairing that has formed just because the two of you have nothing better to do at the time. We know that it's only a matter of time before your egos get in the way, and your partnership, which is already thin at best, will implode.
We have no doubt that if the two of you are on the same page, on paper, you're nearly unstoppable. I mean, how could we even hope to defeat a man like Level-One? Add a quality competitor like Johnny Rebel to his side, and you're looking at one of the scariest duos to come down the tag team pike in some time. But going back to your egos, the fact is that neither one of you would be content playing second banana. Whenever you go out the ring, both of you are trying to be the star of the match. Both of you want to show how great you are as individuals. The Studmuffins aren't like that. No, Armando and I know what Tag Team wrestling is all about and that is being a team! If I have to put myself in harms way and potentially make myself look like a fool to help Armando get the victory, so be it! I'd do anything within the rules to help him get the win. And I know he'd do the same for me. The thing is, as the Studmuffins, we are not working towards individual glory, no, we're focused on gaining glory as a team! That's how it has been since we met in high school, and it's how it's going to be until the day we die! I know it's cliché to say that Armando and I are like brothers, but there's no better way that I can think of to describe our relationship than that! We are truly a team inside that ring and outside that ring, and that is why at the end of the day, we will remain the APW Tag Team Champions!
Sr. Guapo: Do not mistake our words as talking down to the two of you, Level-One and Johnny Rebel. The Studmuffins have very much respect for your talent in the ring, but we have something stronger than respect for your talents, we have belief in ourselves! We know that this Sunday, we are in for a fight, but it is a fight that we can, and we will win! Because this Sunday, it's all about who is the best team! We know that based on other merits, you two have our accomplishments blown out of the water, but based on being a team, well, you are not even in the same neighborhood as us! This Sunday at the Bell Center, Sindicate, you will truly see with your own eyes just how great of team we really are.
Biggs: If I may interject just once more, I have something I want to say to Level-One. Lester, I know that you're still pissed about losing the Undisputed Title to me last summer, and I know that you think that you'll be able to take your frustrations out on my guys in the ring this Sunday, but let me tell you this, Lester, the moment that decide to focus on me instead of Stan and Armando in the ring is the moment that they will make you pay dearly.
And J-Reb, just so you don't feel left out, I just got to say, man, I was rooting for you at RassleMania, really, I was, but the moment you decided to get involved Level-One is a moment that you will truly regret. Like the Studs said earlier, one of you is going to have to play second banana in the partnership, and whether you like it or not, Johnny, that's going to be you. Take it from a guy who's had a partnership with Level-One before, the moment he feels he doesn't need you any more is the moment he will drop you like a ton of bricks! So take my advice, and leave while you still can. I'm sure Lester would say that he doesn't need you anyways, so just speed the process along. I'm just saying...
Biggs shrugs his shoulders as he steps back between his clients.
Stan: Sindicate and AKA, this Sunday we will undoubtedly find out who the best team in APW truly is. Spoiler alert, it's us! Sindicate, for as great as you two are as singles wrestlers, you need to convince us and convince the world that you truly are a team, and AKA, let's face it, the two of you are so far gone that there really is no salvaging your career unless your able to somehow win the belts this Sunday. The fact is, neither of your teams will be able to accomplish any of these, because we're the Studmuffins, and we are...
Both: TOO HOT TO HANDLE!
“Sexy and I Know It” begins to play in the club as Stan and Sr. Guapo go to join the dance floor. Biggs walks over to the camera and turns it off. As the screen fades to black, the APW logo and copyright flash across the bottom of the screen.
“Sr. Guapo” Armando Asante and “Stunning” Stan Everdeen laugh hysterically while Biggs and Ellie just sit there, looking confused. There is an attractive blonde sitting between both Armando and Stan, and she looks like she doesn't know how to react The group of five is in an upscale restaurant in downtown Montreal, with everyone dressed to the nines. All the men are wearing neck-ties and nice slacks, while the women both wear evening gowns. Ellie leans over to Biggs, whispering to him.
Ellie: So can you tell me again why Stan and Armando only have one date between the two of them? I thought you told me this was going to be a triple date?
Biggs whispers in response.
Biggs: Well, they're on what they consider to be a “Double-Date,” where at the end of the night, Stephanie will pick which one of them she liked better, and then they'll either set up a second date or go back to the hotel with them, depending on how loose the gals morals are...
Ellie: That's just weird...
Biggs: I hear you. Apparently Armando leads the series 67 to 42.
Stephanie: What are you two talking about over there?
Ellie's face turns red as she blushes out of embarrassment. She quickly comes up with a lie to cover up.
Ellie: Oh, just how beautiful your dress is! If you don't mind me asking, where did you get it? I might need to get one like it myself!
Stephanie: Oh, you're too kind. I got it at a boutique about two blocks from here. The guy who runs it speaks only French, but his work is tres magnifique. It's an exclusive, one-of-a-kind piece.
Stan: Just like you're a magnifique one-of-a-kind piece of tail, sweet cheeks!
Stan blows Stephanie a kiss after his misguided attempt at hitting on her. She looks at him in disgust.
Sr. Guapo: That's no way to talk to a sexy lady, Stan! Have some manners! No, you tell here that she is muy fantastico, and that you cannot wait to see that dress off of her!
Stephanie takes huge offense to this, and gets up, slapping Stan in the face, then Armando, before leaving the restaurant in a huff. The other patrons just look on in shock, with an uncomfortable silence permeating the establishment. Ellie looks perturbed, while Biggs just sits there with a “Holy Smokes” look on his face. Finally, Armando and Stan break the silence by busting out in laughter together.
Ellie: Why are you two laughing!? How you just treated her was nothing short of shameful! Do you talk to every woman you come across like that!?
Sr. Guapo: Only the ones we don't like! You see, Ellie, Stephanie may have been super sexy looking, but it didn't take us long to figure out that she wasn't super sexy personality wise!
Stan: We figured that we'd just make things easy for the both of us later on, so that neither one of us got saddled with her for the night! Bros before hoes!
Sr. Guapo: Bros before hoes!
The Studmuffins give each other high fives, while Ellie is just fuming. She's indignant with the Studs as she speaks up again.
Ellie: I don't care if the date wasn't going the way you guys thought it would, a real gentleman sucks it up, finishes off the date, and then makes his escape by giving her a fake phone number!
Biggs: What!? That doesn't seem gentlemanly at all! How would you know this, Ellie!?
Ellie: Because I've used that tactic myself. And I guess it wasn't gentlemanly on my part, but rather, ladylike.
Biggs: Well, I'm glad to hear that no part of you is gentlemanly!
Ellie: Oh please, you would have noticed by now if that were the case!
Biggs: I'm sure I would have.
Biggs and Ellie smile at one another before he gives her a kiss on the forehead. Stan and Armando are seated in their chairs looking slightly bored.
Sr. Guapo: So after dinner, would the two of you like to join us at the nearest club? The night is still young, and Stan and myself still have a shot at meeting some sexy ladies tonight!
Biggs: Well, after the way things went here, maybe it would be best for us to call it...
Ellie: Sure, why the heck not!
Stan: Awesome!
Sr. Guapo: Fantastico!
The group gets back to their meal, with Sr. Guapo and Stan bobbing a bit in their chairs, looking forward to the post dinner activities.
***
LMFAO's “Sexy and I Know It” plays loudly as the words TOO HOT TO HANDLE flash across the leopard print background in bold, hot-pink letters. The camera transitions to The Studmuffins and Biggs standing in a crowded club, with the house lights dimmed and flashing lights going all over the place. The music is pumping, and people are dancing behind the tag champs and their manager as they begin to speak.
Stan: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, but especially the ladies, to the latest episode of the official webshow of the APW Tag Team Champions of the World, Too Hot to Handle! I am “Stunning” Stan Everdeen...
Sr. Guapo: Y mi llamo es “Sr. Guapo” Armando Asante...
Stan: And we are the Studmuffins! We're here tonight in the Club La Boom in beautiful Montreal, Quebec, Canada, just four short nights away from our title defense at APW Mayhem against the teams of the AKA and the Sindicate! Now we know that we're going to have quite the fight ahead of us this Sunday, but we also know that we are the single greatest Tag Team in wrestling today, so we are confident that we'll be able to pull out the victory in front of the fans at the Bell Center and all the fans watching around the world on Pay-Per-View!
Sr. Guapo: The Studmuffins have had countless people come up to us this week, asking if we were nervous about stepping inside the ring with so many bonafide APW legends, and the answer to that question is no! The fact of the matter is that really, the only guy in the match who has really earned that distinction is Level-One! Don't get us wrong, Johnny Rebel is certainly a legend in a the making, as are ourselves, but anyone who gives that distinction to Slade Craven and Shadow, the AKA, well, they're just fooling themselves!
Stan: We don't care that Slade and Shadow are in the APW Hall of Fame, the fact of the matter is that since they've come back, they've been nothing more than a joke! We offered them a chance at our titles is they could beat us, and even though Biggs cheated to help us win the first match, unsolicited by us, might I add, the fact is, when we offered them a rematch, with Biggs barred from ringside, they just whined, and moaned, and complained that we should just have given them the title match anyways, without them earning it.
Listen, Slade and Shadow, we agree with you that Biggs wronged you when he interfered on our behalf in our first match, but that did not give the two of you cart blanch to not only attack our manager, but say that we owed you a title match anyways! By that logic, any woman who comes up to us and asks for a dance should get one, but you don't see us giving out dances willy-nilly here tonight, now do you?! The bottom line is this, Slade and Shadow, since the two of you have come back, our respect for you has gone down to absolute zero! We should have listened to our manager when he said that we shouldn't have even given you the time of day! But the thing is, when you first showed up, we thought it was our chance prove once again why we are the premiere tag team in APW today. We thought it would help our careers to take on two guys who just got inducted into the APW Hall of Fame. We were wrong. And we're man enough to admit that we showed poor judgment in ever getting involved with the likes of you. The fact is, the two of you got your title match anyways, and even still, you're crying like spoiled little brats!
Sr. Guapo: Slade and Shadow, there is just no pleasing you, is there? Because you find yourselves in a match for the APW Tag Team Titles against us at Mayhem, even without having beaten us first, but since the Sindicate are now involved, you're just crying even more! It was not up to us to add the Sindicate to this match-up, it was President Jeff. But even though it wasn't our call, we like it! Because it means that we actually get to defend our belts against a team who deserves a shot at these belts. We can sit here and talk about how much we dislike the way they carry themselves, we can talk about how slimy and mean Johnny Rebel and Level-One are, it's a fact that they are two of the top Mega Stars in APW today. In Johnny Rebel, you have a two-time APW Overdrive Champion who main evented RassleMania! In Level-One, you have a multiple-time APW Undisputed Champion and a two-time True Experts Champion, who had arguably the most dominant run in APW history just two short years ago. People are saying that we should be afraid of them, and we know for a fact, Slade and Shadow, that you two are very afraid of them, but we are not! Because no matter all of their combined accomplishments, this one fact remains about the Sindicate, and that is that Level-One and Johnny Rebel are known for their accomplishments in singles competition! We have no doubt that they are two formidable wrestlers, two titans of this sport, and while they've shown impressive team work thus far, they have yet to step in the ring with us, the very best team in all wrestling today!
Stan: We don't speak in hyperbole when we say that are the best Tag Team in all of wrestling today, because the fact that we hold the APW Tag Team Championships say just that! APW is the top fed in the world, and we're the top team. It's pretty simple logic right there! But what you understand about simplicity, AKA? You go around playing the whole respect angle, playing it up to the fans that you two are worth rooting for, but for what? Just because the two of you don't like our manager, who admittedly is a bit of a jerk, that gives you the right to beat him up? Just because you've been enabled by the fans to think you're actually worth a darn, you think you can set up shop as heroes for hire to deal with the Sindicate? The fact is, if you were really the heroes you claim to be, you wouldn't even think about having folks pay for you deal with the Sindicate, you'd just do it! And that's what we plan on doing this Sunday night!
Sr. Guapo: If you can't see it by now, AKA, the Studmuffins are the good guys in all of this! Even though we have a slimy, weaselly little jerk for our manager, the fact is that he's our slimy, weaselly little jerk, and he has taught us everything we've needed to know to be successful in this business. Save for his interference last month, we have carried ourselves in a manner which is respectable, even commendable. We do not cheat, we do not bully other wrestlers, we do not charge for our services. No, we simply make our way out to that arena to entertain the fans. Despite what our manager says to the contrary, The Studmuffins are energized to see the fans dancing along with us as we make our entrance! We are inspired by all the sexy ladies in the audience to do the best that we can week in and week out! We are truly thankful for the fact that we even get the opportunity to perform for our fans on the global stage that APW provides!
What we are not thankful for is having to deal with your BS, Slade and Shadow! Since day one, you have tried to make more out things than there really was, and that is why you are so frustrated with us! At one point, Stan and myself would have hoped that you could see past our differences, but now, after the way that you have carried yourselves, we just want to say good riddance!
Biggs: If I may interject for a moment, I have something I want to say to Slade and Shadow before we move on from them, the spineless little punks that they are! I would love nothing more than to see my guys go out there this Sunday night and embarrass the two you in a way that neither one of you have been embarrassed before. But let's be honest here, there's nothing the Studs, or the Sindicate for that matter, could do to the two of you that would embarrass you guys any more than you've already embarrassed yourselves. Shadow, need I remind you of Shockwave 2009, where I won the APW Overdrive Championship from you inside the Steel Cage? And Slade, I'm sure you haven't forgotten One Night in Hell, where Chris Cyrus and I lit you up for a human barbeque! The fact is that you are pathetic, and have bought into your own hype, but I've known all along how worthless the two of you have always been!
Stan: I couldn't have said it better myself, boss. But now moving on to the Sindicate. Lester, Johnny, we know that when we step into the ring with you this Sunday, we're in for one hell of a fight! We already talked briefly about your accolades within the realm of singles competition, and while we are convinced that you are potent pair of wrestlers, we aren't quite sold yet on the fact that you are truly a team! The Sindicate so far seems to be a marriage of convenience, a pairing that has formed just because the two of you have nothing better to do at the time. We know that it's only a matter of time before your egos get in the way, and your partnership, which is already thin at best, will implode.
We have no doubt that if the two of you are on the same page, on paper, you're nearly unstoppable. I mean, how could we even hope to defeat a man like Level-One? Add a quality competitor like Johnny Rebel to his side, and you're looking at one of the scariest duos to come down the tag team pike in some time. But going back to your egos, the fact is that neither one of you would be content playing second banana. Whenever you go out the ring, both of you are trying to be the star of the match. Both of you want to show how great you are as individuals. The Studmuffins aren't like that. No, Armando and I know what Tag Team wrestling is all about and that is being a team! If I have to put myself in harms way and potentially make myself look like a fool to help Armando get the victory, so be it! I'd do anything within the rules to help him get the win. And I know he'd do the same for me. The thing is, as the Studmuffins, we are not working towards individual glory, no, we're focused on gaining glory as a team! That's how it has been since we met in high school, and it's how it's going to be until the day we die! I know it's cliché to say that Armando and I are like brothers, but there's no better way that I can think of to describe our relationship than that! We are truly a team inside that ring and outside that ring, and that is why at the end of the day, we will remain the APW Tag Team Champions!
Sr. Guapo: Do not mistake our words as talking down to the two of you, Level-One and Johnny Rebel. The Studmuffins have very much respect for your talent in the ring, but we have something stronger than respect for your talents, we have belief in ourselves! We know that this Sunday, we are in for a fight, but it is a fight that we can, and we will win! Because this Sunday, it's all about who is the best team! We know that based on other merits, you two have our accomplishments blown out of the water, but based on being a team, well, you are not even in the same neighborhood as us! This Sunday at the Bell Center, Sindicate, you will truly see with your own eyes just how great of team we really are.
Biggs: If I may interject just once more, I have something I want to say to Level-One. Lester, I know that you're still pissed about losing the Undisputed Title to me last summer, and I know that you think that you'll be able to take your frustrations out on my guys in the ring this Sunday, but let me tell you this, Lester, the moment that decide to focus on me instead of Stan and Armando in the ring is the moment that they will make you pay dearly.
And J-Reb, just so you don't feel left out, I just got to say, man, I was rooting for you at RassleMania, really, I was, but the moment you decided to get involved Level-One is a moment that you will truly regret. Like the Studs said earlier, one of you is going to have to play second banana in the partnership, and whether you like it or not, Johnny, that's going to be you. Take it from a guy who's had a partnership with Level-One before, the moment he feels he doesn't need you any more is the moment he will drop you like a ton of bricks! So take my advice, and leave while you still can. I'm sure Lester would say that he doesn't need you anyways, so just speed the process along. I'm just saying...
Biggs shrugs his shoulders as he steps back between his clients.
Stan: Sindicate and AKA, this Sunday we will undoubtedly find out who the best team in APW truly is. Spoiler alert, it's us! Sindicate, for as great as you two are as singles wrestlers, you need to convince us and convince the world that you truly are a team, and AKA, let's face it, the two of you are so far gone that there really is no salvaging your career unless your able to somehow win the belts this Sunday. The fact is, neither of your teams will be able to accomplish any of these, because we're the Studmuffins, and we are...
Both: TOO HOT TO HANDLE!
“Sexy and I Know It” begins to play in the club as Stan and Sr. Guapo go to join the dance floor. Biggs walks over to the camera and turns it off. As the screen fades to black, the APW logo and copyright flash across the bottom of the screen.
