Post by Matt Metal on Jun 24, 2008 9:16:51 GMT -4
It’s a warm sunny evening not much past the 6 o'clock hour, and a full arena in a little sports hall just a few miles outside of St Louis Missouri. With only a few hundred people in the arena, its time once again for that never ending show that is APW, but tonight it is nothing more than a house show. The sports hall is nothing more than a couple of basketball courts and a little stand at one side of the hall for about a hundred people. In the centre of the hall is the usual ring, with old school guard rail's (the ones that actually have rails) marked out around the ring and leading out back to nothing more than a fire exit, with a black cloth covering it and an APW sign above it. Yes that is the freaking Titantron! With only so few people in the building, the atmosphere is very intimate, and the APW starts are getting very close to the fans that follow them so intently. From the black cloth them appears our ring announcer for the evening, Tony Ferrari. Wearing the usual shirt and tie, Tony walks into the ring to some sarcastic cheers from the now rather drunk few hundred fans. Tony then gets a hold of a microphone and puts it to his lips….
Ferrari - "Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for Action packed wrestling to bring to you, the most innovative, extreme and pure form of processional wrestling on the planets! With the biggest stars, the biggest matches, the most converted championships in the business, tonight get ready for Action…Packed…Wrestling!"
A few cheers, I mean this guys has to do this every single time he opens up a show, just thankfully we don't see it on TV or on a PPV, its before the national anthem!!! However, on this occasion , its greeted by one drunk fan shouting "Ferrari's gay!" and before long there is chant going around the whole sports hall! Ferrari looks just a little pissed, before laughing and then continuing to speak over fans…
Ferrari - "So without further ado, allow me to introduced to you via the big screen (a projector playing a DVD onto the back wall of the sports hall) he is the General manager of APW, and tonight he is here via the "big screen," ladies and gentleman…Matt Metal!"
The fans turn to the ring, at first cheering and then booing, I mean there not going to see Metal tonight, and due to this, his recorded message isn't fully heard at first. But Metal appears on the wall, projected with his hair tied back, and wearing a white "God Personified" T-Shirt, although you can only see his head and shoulders in shot. Metal is there chewing gum and then speaks on his recorded message…
Metal - "Hello little village outside St Louis Missouri! My name is Matt Metal, the APW general manager and as you may have seen a few week's ago at the now famous Overdrive Wedding, Matt Metal was a reverend that night, and conducted the wedding ceremony, well tonight, the Rev Matt Metal is tonight going to hold another service, and very sad occasion, tonight it’s the funereal of both President Jeff and Sgt Kenny Lombardo's Testicles!"
The fans then burst out laughing, I mean who wouldn't if you had a few beers and now heard at that moment in time for yourself, the funniest comment on the planet. Still on that bombshell the projector turns off and everything goes dark, apart from the daylight appearing though the cracks in the doors and a few window's in the back room. Then a very sombre organ played piece of music is heard, and then the black cloth by the fire escape (titantron) out steps Matt Metal wearing a full Christopher Daniels style reverends robe thing (if I could be bothered to goggle the name I would). Metal walk's into the sports hall with his head bowed, and walk's very sombre, before he is followed by 4 dwarfs, in pairs carrying a little box now more than half a metre in length, width and height. Both look like mini coffins, but on the top of each is a picture of Hurricane Jeff on one, and then a picture of Kenny Lombardo, the World Heavyweight Champion, on the other. Metal leads the two little coffins carried by midgets into the ring, with the long sombre music being played around the arena. After a while a few people start to get restless, and start a "lets go Metal" chant. Matt's head then pop's up from his bowed pose, before then smiling to the fans, while gets a mild cheer. Metal then signals for the music to be stopped and is then handed a microphone…
Metal - "Welcome all, to the night we celebrate the life and times of Hurricane Jeff's and Kenny Lombardo's Testicles!"
Metal just smiles, before the pointing to both the midgets to put down the little coffins. The midgets, both wearing robes and little hoods, just then step back and then make their way to each corner of the ring. Metal then stands in the middle of the ring, with the two coffins either side of them…
Metal - "They say you can judge a man by the size of his ball's. Now, is it me or is that a little, well lets say pink…."
*Fans POP and background laughter is heard*
Metal - "Or even Mexican, I mean why are those mofo's training to hug you and kiss you with those dirty moustaches, Jesus…"
*Fans background laughter is more prominent*
Metal - "But beside the point, they say you can judge a man by his ball, and that doesn't mean (Metal coughs) Trevor Blackwell (Metal coughs again) you can touch them to find out…"
Metal laughs in the ring along with the fans before he then shakes his head
Metal - "Trevor I', kidding Bro…your hand could never cup me…(Glen Quagmire style) Oh Right…Gigidy!"
*Again these fans laugh a little more, I mean damn just how funny is this Matt Metal bloke???*
Metal - "But like I was saying…am I getting distracted to often? Anyway…Balls! Yes as I was saying again, You can always judge a man by the size of his balls, and in Hurricane Jeff's and our beloved APW World Heavyweight Champion, their size was nothing more then small….really, really, really, really, really…Small, Tiny, Little. I mean those coffins, that’s just filled with bubble wrap, lots of bubble wrap!"
*Fans then join in larking about, and start up a chant to the Spiderman theme, which goes like this…"Tiny balls, tiny balls, Hurricane Jeff has tiny balls. Kenny Lombardo, Kenny Lombardo, Kenny Lombardo has tiny balls, Look out, they both have tiny balls!"*
Metal - "Just for the record, im going to record that and pump it into the P.A systems, so we can all sing along!"
*Huge pop from the audience*
Metal - "But back to the point and the matter in hand, They both had small ball's but not to say they didn't live a full life, we that’s a lie. Lombardo's ball so no action, I mean could you if Diana was your wife…Oh Burn!"
*Another cheap pop, guess what? That’s right the few hundred or so drunk fans cheer along*
Metal - "But President Jeff's? Not to quote somebody I followed but OH MAN….In fact I have long list here of all the times HJ's ball were used, and here a just a few quotes from those that new him well…(Metal gets out a bit of paper and starts to read from his list.)…CoK, the church of Chaos…No I didn't say cock I said CoK…But anyway…Yes CoK."
Metal just turns to either side of the audience and smiles before going back into his character and reading from the list.
Metal - "Vin E Lombardo, The Jesus of Wrestling Michael Lively, Dianna Lombardo, Kenny Lombardo…I think you guy's get the picture…So in memory of those fallen Testicles I have been asked in their will to play a song to you, one that was personally not requested by either man, but here I go…"
Metal then takes of the church robe and white collar outfit he was wearing to reveal a "APW is Matt Metal" T-Shirt, new ripped jeans and wrestling boots. Metal then in tie's his hair before then walking to one side of the ring and being handed an acoustic guitar. One of the crewmen from ringside then bring a stool in the ring and Metal sits back before then strumming the guitar. Then he is handed a microphone headset and starts to talk to the fans.
Metal - "Anybody out there heard of Neil Young? (little pop from those in their 40's in the arena) You know rocking in the free world? Well this is a take on another of his classics, originally it was called Vampire blues, now were calling it 'President Jeff loves Kenny."
(Note for you all, the record is just a blues style record, you tube it and then put these words to it, bada-bing!)
"I'm a President, babe,
suckin' Kenny
all night long
I'm a President, babe,
suckin' Kenny
all night long
Well, I'm a President, babe,
my Sexualitiy is wrong!
I'm the champion, babe,
bangin' on
your presidents ass.
I'm the champion, baby,
bangin' on
to keep my title belt.
and im going to loose
To Matt Metal's right boot!"
Metal stop playing the record and hold's up his guitar Jeff Jarret style to everybody, before then just walking around with a huge smile on his face. Metal just mealy walk's around as the fans start to cheer his song, before then from what would seem like a distance, a little "Metal" chant, but then before long then chant increases in size and before anybody can tell what is going on, the whole building is chanting Metal's name. Metal then walk's over to the little coffins with both Hurricane Jeff's and Kenny Lombardo's supposed testicles in, Metal then gets the guitar and then smashes it into both boxes one after the other, smashing his guitar and the coffins, so the ring is covered with thin bit's of wood. Metal then turns back the audience who then break of from their Metal chant to another loud reverberating pop. Metal sees this and then pick's up his microphone before then standing waiting to talk….
Metal - "Now, I know a lot of you know me as the General manager, so seeing as I have this power, well allow me to use it."
One of the midgets then steps forward into the centre of the ring and then takes of his robe, to reveal his is wearing a mini Hurricane Jeff suit!
Metal - "Allow me then to introduce to you, weighing not very much…Mini-cane Jeff!"
The midgets then raises his hands and strikes and hurricane super hero pose. Then another midgets walk's next to him, rip of his robe top reveal his is actual dressed as a little Kenny Lombardo. Both men pose and then walk about, to see an arena of a few hundred in tear, they literally cannot believe what is going on!
Metal - "Oh and here is his tag team partner, ladies and gentlemen, Little Kenny Lombardo!"
Metal holds his hand's out with a real cheesy smile on his face. Then the third and forth midgets walk forward and both rip of their robs, and one is dressed with a wig and all as a mini Trevor Blackwell and another as Twister!
Metal - "Holy Shit, ladies and gentlemen, its Trevor Blackwell and Twister!"
*POP from the fans, I think they know what they are in for*
Metal - "So you see , I think tonight we should have ourselves and tag team match, what do you think St Louis Missouri?"
*Another massive pop from the fans, its looks like it is going to be a midgets tag team match!*
Metal - "Well being the general manager, I can make this happen, and not only that… im going to be the referee in this match. Ring the damn bell!"
The bell rings and all four midgets then stand in the centre of the ring. Metal then does the who celebrity death match "lets get it on" thing, and all four men just charge each other, not actually wrestling, maybe just rolling around biting each other….anyway after awhile Metal just look's up to the fans and then turns down before picking up the Kenny Lombardo midgets and throw's him to the other side of the ring. Kenny's midgets then just stay's down. Then Metal picks up the hurricane Jeff midget, allowing before the twister midgets to hit Jeff, before the Blackwell midget grabs part of the coffin and hit’s the hurricane Jeff midget in the face. Both men then cover and the Metal gets down and counts a simple 1..2..3!Fans then pop before Metal holds both midgets hands up, but in the process lifts them at least 4 feet up in the air. Metal accidentally drop's the midgets and then grab's the microphone in the ring.
Metal - "You see, that is what is going to happen this Sunday, and this was nothing more than a metaphoric demonstration to what will happen to you Jeff and Kenny, somebody who is bigger, better, faster and wiser is going to whoop you so hard you won't know what hit you!"
Fans pop as the midgets walk out of the ring and Metal stand's right in the centre, the smile wiped of his face and a stern look his printed on his face. The fans then murmur as they know he is going to let rip…
Metal - "3 years ago I knew the one thing I loved doing, the one thing I knew that I could do better than anybody else, was over….It was like having the greatest dream you ever had ripped from you. I was the bet in this business, but suddenly I couldn't go anymore, I couldn't wrestle as I used to. I then made a trip to the doctors, broken freaking neck! That was it in my books, I knew my world was over…I had one final match, perhaps my greatest off all time and walked away and broken man. Through the years of depression and rehab, I have fought so hard to get myself to do what I love doing. Metal the wrestler, well he is on his way back…. I have had my neck fused, I have worked out oh so very hard, each day spent working on my neck. I have been told that I shouldn't, I can't that there is no hope in hell of my wrestling again. But I am the freaking General manager, I have booked myself into this match to show each and everybody that I am back, I am ready to go and that I am still the innovator of Metalmania!"
Metal lowers the microphone from his lips and just looks around to be suddenly hit with a wave of chants from the audience, just another simple but in this case very effective "Metal" chant….
Metal - "So there are a few people who haven't seen me wrestle for now three years, and some who have, but either way you will not see anybody like me, I am one of a freaking kind! it’s a show like no other, it’s a moment like no other that you will ever experience. I have filled 80 thousand seated stadiums, all waiting for the moment there here ' YOU CAN'T STOP…"
*The fan's follow on Metal's catchphrase but Metal keep's on speaking*
Metal - "…And everybody is up on their feet, cheering on 'God Personified' himself, and waiting for the moment Matt Metal gets up on stage, points to either side of the world, the world her freaking owns and then watches the blue pyro's fly around, sending Goosebumps through everybody's spine…electrifying the whole arena. They can't wait for Metal to go old school and start to own his opponents, and this Sunday, Hurricane Jeff and Kenny Lombardo… you are going to get owned. 3 years of waiting, hoping and praying have come true, This Sunday Matt Metal step's up into the ring and is counted once again, This Sunday Matt Metal is going to have 20 thousand Metalmaniacs cheering his name as he hit’s the world greatest finishing move, the Nu Metal!"
*Metal stop's for breath to be hit by another cheer from the audience watching*
Metal - "Then silence fill's the air, Metal makes the cover and then Metalmania is born again with the 1,2,3! And then P Diddy come with me fill's the speakers and your icon of the 21st century holds aloft his right hand which means just plain and simply………… Matt Metal is back!"
Metal again has to stop to breath and lowers the mic a little to look around the arena before continuing, and obviously enjoying the praise and admiration he is getting from the fans.
Metal - "Hurricane Jeff, I have know you for many years, and I am going to know you for many more. You were my boss when I got into this game, I won numerous world titles under your guidance's. Now I am here to do nothing more than make your life a living hell….Kenny Lombardo, November 2004 you shocked the world and beat me for the WWC Champion, only to loose that belt straight back to me. You may have had your moment of glory, but it ended four years ago. Remember, you only get one chance to beat Matt Metal….but you didn't do it on your own, you had help…help from a career killer!"
Metal then pauses for air and the tension inside the ring and arena rises just little more…
Metal - "Trevor Blackwell, I have admired and respected you, but we have never seen eye to eye, I think we will never see eye to eye, we both strive to be one thing, that’s the APW Champion, or the WWC Champion, even the CWF Champion. Trevor, you and I have a history that last's a long time, you will do what ever it takes to get the job done, I respect that. You put your body and sometimes your life on the line to get the job done. I admire that. But you want to be the top of your game, as do I - that is why we will never see eye to eye, but this Sunday we have the chance to take out two people who have made our lives a living hell. We have a chance to break up the un-holy alliance, CoK and the Boss. Trevor I look very much forward to me and you doing what we do best, and what we have always done best - that’s creating a new level of hell for Jeff and Kenny to suffer in!"
POP's from the fans, and a little "we hate the CoK" chant, followed by a "Trevor's gunna kill you" and finally a "Metal" chant.
Metal - "Oh and Twister, bro you and I also go way back, but back is the word I urge you to remember. This business is between me, Blackwell, Lombardo and Jeff, should you step in, I hope it is to eliminate those who don't belong there! But more importantly, there is me, Matt Metal, the innovator or Metalmania, God personified, the reflection of human perfection, the business, your General Manager, ladies and gentlemen, there can only be one and there's only one way of saying this………..YOU CAN'T STOP…NU METAL….ON THE BLOCK!"
Metal lowers the microphone to be hit with a wave on the P.A. system of P Diddys Come with me playing loud. Metal then drop's the microphone to a wave of cheers from the fans, before then climbing up onto the top turn buckle, and raising his hands for the fans, having them cheer on and Metal's face, one filled with emotion, turns back and roll's out of the ring, walking up to the makeshift titantron, he turns around and then raises his hands across the world to hear another "Metal " chant go up and Metal flicks his hair back, before then looking from left to right and then nodding to himself
Metal thinking to himself - "This is were I belong."
Metal then turns away and walks to the bit of black cloth and pulls it back, walking out of site of the fans.
Ferrari - "Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for Action packed wrestling to bring to you, the most innovative, extreme and pure form of processional wrestling on the planets! With the biggest stars, the biggest matches, the most converted championships in the business, tonight get ready for Action…Packed…Wrestling!"
A few cheers, I mean this guys has to do this every single time he opens up a show, just thankfully we don't see it on TV or on a PPV, its before the national anthem!!! However, on this occasion , its greeted by one drunk fan shouting "Ferrari's gay!" and before long there is chant going around the whole sports hall! Ferrari looks just a little pissed, before laughing and then continuing to speak over fans…
Ferrari - "So without further ado, allow me to introduced to you via the big screen (a projector playing a DVD onto the back wall of the sports hall) he is the General manager of APW, and tonight he is here via the "big screen," ladies and gentleman…Matt Metal!"
The fans turn to the ring, at first cheering and then booing, I mean there not going to see Metal tonight, and due to this, his recorded message isn't fully heard at first. But Metal appears on the wall, projected with his hair tied back, and wearing a white "God Personified" T-Shirt, although you can only see his head and shoulders in shot. Metal is there chewing gum and then speaks on his recorded message…
Metal - "Hello little village outside St Louis Missouri! My name is Matt Metal, the APW general manager and as you may have seen a few week's ago at the now famous Overdrive Wedding, Matt Metal was a reverend that night, and conducted the wedding ceremony, well tonight, the Rev Matt Metal is tonight going to hold another service, and very sad occasion, tonight it’s the funereal of both President Jeff and Sgt Kenny Lombardo's Testicles!"
The fans then burst out laughing, I mean who wouldn't if you had a few beers and now heard at that moment in time for yourself, the funniest comment on the planet. Still on that bombshell the projector turns off and everything goes dark, apart from the daylight appearing though the cracks in the doors and a few window's in the back room. Then a very sombre organ played piece of music is heard, and then the black cloth by the fire escape (titantron) out steps Matt Metal wearing a full Christopher Daniels style reverends robe thing (if I could be bothered to goggle the name I would). Metal walk's into the sports hall with his head bowed, and walk's very sombre, before he is followed by 4 dwarfs, in pairs carrying a little box now more than half a metre in length, width and height. Both look like mini coffins, but on the top of each is a picture of Hurricane Jeff on one, and then a picture of Kenny Lombardo, the World Heavyweight Champion, on the other. Metal leads the two little coffins carried by midgets into the ring, with the long sombre music being played around the arena. After a while a few people start to get restless, and start a "lets go Metal" chant. Matt's head then pop's up from his bowed pose, before then smiling to the fans, while gets a mild cheer. Metal then signals for the music to be stopped and is then handed a microphone…
Metal - "Welcome all, to the night we celebrate the life and times of Hurricane Jeff's and Kenny Lombardo's Testicles!"
Metal just smiles, before the pointing to both the midgets to put down the little coffins. The midgets, both wearing robes and little hoods, just then step back and then make their way to each corner of the ring. Metal then stands in the middle of the ring, with the two coffins either side of them…
Metal - "They say you can judge a man by the size of his ball's. Now, is it me or is that a little, well lets say pink…."
*Fans POP and background laughter is heard*
Metal - "Or even Mexican, I mean why are those mofo's training to hug you and kiss you with those dirty moustaches, Jesus…"
*Fans background laughter is more prominent*
Metal - "But beside the point, they say you can judge a man by his ball, and that doesn't mean (Metal coughs) Trevor Blackwell (Metal coughs again) you can touch them to find out…"
Metal laughs in the ring along with the fans before he then shakes his head
Metal - "Trevor I', kidding Bro…your hand could never cup me…(Glen Quagmire style) Oh Right…Gigidy!"
*Again these fans laugh a little more, I mean damn just how funny is this Matt Metal bloke???*
Metal - "But like I was saying…am I getting distracted to often? Anyway…Balls! Yes as I was saying again, You can always judge a man by the size of his balls, and in Hurricane Jeff's and our beloved APW World Heavyweight Champion, their size was nothing more then small….really, really, really, really, really…Small, Tiny, Little. I mean those coffins, that’s just filled with bubble wrap, lots of bubble wrap!"
*Fans then join in larking about, and start up a chant to the Spiderman theme, which goes like this…"Tiny balls, tiny balls, Hurricane Jeff has tiny balls. Kenny Lombardo, Kenny Lombardo, Kenny Lombardo has tiny balls, Look out, they both have tiny balls!"*
Metal - "Just for the record, im going to record that and pump it into the P.A systems, so we can all sing along!"
*Huge pop from the audience*
Metal - "But back to the point and the matter in hand, They both had small ball's but not to say they didn't live a full life, we that’s a lie. Lombardo's ball so no action, I mean could you if Diana was your wife…Oh Burn!"
*Another cheap pop, guess what? That’s right the few hundred or so drunk fans cheer along*
Metal - "But President Jeff's? Not to quote somebody I followed but OH MAN….In fact I have long list here of all the times HJ's ball were used, and here a just a few quotes from those that new him well…(Metal gets out a bit of paper and starts to read from his list.)…CoK, the church of Chaos…No I didn't say cock I said CoK…But anyway…Yes CoK."
Metal just turns to either side of the audience and smiles before going back into his character and reading from the list.
Metal - "Vin E Lombardo, The Jesus of Wrestling Michael Lively, Dianna Lombardo, Kenny Lombardo…I think you guy's get the picture…So in memory of those fallen Testicles I have been asked in their will to play a song to you, one that was personally not requested by either man, but here I go…"
Metal then takes of the church robe and white collar outfit he was wearing to reveal a "APW is Matt Metal" T-Shirt, new ripped jeans and wrestling boots. Metal then in tie's his hair before then walking to one side of the ring and being handed an acoustic guitar. One of the crewmen from ringside then bring a stool in the ring and Metal sits back before then strumming the guitar. Then he is handed a microphone headset and starts to talk to the fans.
Metal - "Anybody out there heard of Neil Young? (little pop from those in their 40's in the arena) You know rocking in the free world? Well this is a take on another of his classics, originally it was called Vampire blues, now were calling it 'President Jeff loves Kenny."
(Note for you all, the record is just a blues style record, you tube it and then put these words to it, bada-bing!)
"I'm a President, babe,
suckin' Kenny
all night long
I'm a President, babe,
suckin' Kenny
all night long
Well, I'm a President, babe,
my Sexualitiy is wrong!
I'm the champion, babe,
bangin' on
your presidents ass.
I'm the champion, baby,
bangin' on
to keep my title belt.
and im going to loose
To Matt Metal's right boot!"
Metal stop playing the record and hold's up his guitar Jeff Jarret style to everybody, before then just walking around with a huge smile on his face. Metal just mealy walk's around as the fans start to cheer his song, before then from what would seem like a distance, a little "Metal" chant, but then before long then chant increases in size and before anybody can tell what is going on, the whole building is chanting Metal's name. Metal then walk's over to the little coffins with both Hurricane Jeff's and Kenny Lombardo's supposed testicles in, Metal then gets the guitar and then smashes it into both boxes one after the other, smashing his guitar and the coffins, so the ring is covered with thin bit's of wood. Metal then turns back the audience who then break of from their Metal chant to another loud reverberating pop. Metal sees this and then pick's up his microphone before then standing waiting to talk….
Metal - "Now, I know a lot of you know me as the General manager, so seeing as I have this power, well allow me to use it."
One of the midgets then steps forward into the centre of the ring and then takes of his robe, to reveal his is wearing a mini Hurricane Jeff suit!
Metal - "Allow me then to introduce to you, weighing not very much…Mini-cane Jeff!"
The midgets then raises his hands and strikes and hurricane super hero pose. Then another midgets walk's next to him, rip of his robe top reveal his is actual dressed as a little Kenny Lombardo. Both men pose and then walk about, to see an arena of a few hundred in tear, they literally cannot believe what is going on!
Metal - "Oh and here is his tag team partner, ladies and gentlemen, Little Kenny Lombardo!"
Metal holds his hand's out with a real cheesy smile on his face. Then the third and forth midgets walk forward and both rip of their robs, and one is dressed with a wig and all as a mini Trevor Blackwell and another as Twister!
Metal - "Holy Shit, ladies and gentlemen, its Trevor Blackwell and Twister!"
*POP from the fans, I think they know what they are in for*
Metal - "So you see , I think tonight we should have ourselves and tag team match, what do you think St Louis Missouri?"
*Another massive pop from the fans, its looks like it is going to be a midgets tag team match!*
Metal - "Well being the general manager, I can make this happen, and not only that… im going to be the referee in this match. Ring the damn bell!"
The bell rings and all four midgets then stand in the centre of the ring. Metal then does the who celebrity death match "lets get it on" thing, and all four men just charge each other, not actually wrestling, maybe just rolling around biting each other….anyway after awhile Metal just look's up to the fans and then turns down before picking up the Kenny Lombardo midgets and throw's him to the other side of the ring. Kenny's midgets then just stay's down. Then Metal picks up the hurricane Jeff midget, allowing before the twister midgets to hit Jeff, before the Blackwell midget grabs part of the coffin and hit’s the hurricane Jeff midget in the face. Both men then cover and the Metal gets down and counts a simple 1..2..3!Fans then pop before Metal holds both midgets hands up, but in the process lifts them at least 4 feet up in the air. Metal accidentally drop's the midgets and then grab's the microphone in the ring.
Metal - "You see, that is what is going to happen this Sunday, and this was nothing more than a metaphoric demonstration to what will happen to you Jeff and Kenny, somebody who is bigger, better, faster and wiser is going to whoop you so hard you won't know what hit you!"
Fans pop as the midgets walk out of the ring and Metal stand's right in the centre, the smile wiped of his face and a stern look his printed on his face. The fans then murmur as they know he is going to let rip…
Metal - "3 years ago I knew the one thing I loved doing, the one thing I knew that I could do better than anybody else, was over….It was like having the greatest dream you ever had ripped from you. I was the bet in this business, but suddenly I couldn't go anymore, I couldn't wrestle as I used to. I then made a trip to the doctors, broken freaking neck! That was it in my books, I knew my world was over…I had one final match, perhaps my greatest off all time and walked away and broken man. Through the years of depression and rehab, I have fought so hard to get myself to do what I love doing. Metal the wrestler, well he is on his way back…. I have had my neck fused, I have worked out oh so very hard, each day spent working on my neck. I have been told that I shouldn't, I can't that there is no hope in hell of my wrestling again. But I am the freaking General manager, I have booked myself into this match to show each and everybody that I am back, I am ready to go and that I am still the innovator of Metalmania!"
Metal lowers the microphone from his lips and just looks around to be suddenly hit with a wave of chants from the audience, just another simple but in this case very effective "Metal" chant….
Metal - "So there are a few people who haven't seen me wrestle for now three years, and some who have, but either way you will not see anybody like me, I am one of a freaking kind! it’s a show like no other, it’s a moment like no other that you will ever experience. I have filled 80 thousand seated stadiums, all waiting for the moment there here ' YOU CAN'T STOP…"
*The fan's follow on Metal's catchphrase but Metal keep's on speaking*
Metal - "…And everybody is up on their feet, cheering on 'God Personified' himself, and waiting for the moment Matt Metal gets up on stage, points to either side of the world, the world her freaking owns and then watches the blue pyro's fly around, sending Goosebumps through everybody's spine…electrifying the whole arena. They can't wait for Metal to go old school and start to own his opponents, and this Sunday, Hurricane Jeff and Kenny Lombardo… you are going to get owned. 3 years of waiting, hoping and praying have come true, This Sunday Matt Metal step's up into the ring and is counted once again, This Sunday Matt Metal is going to have 20 thousand Metalmaniacs cheering his name as he hit’s the world greatest finishing move, the Nu Metal!"
*Metal stop's for breath to be hit by another cheer from the audience watching*
Metal - "Then silence fill's the air, Metal makes the cover and then Metalmania is born again with the 1,2,3! And then P Diddy come with me fill's the speakers and your icon of the 21st century holds aloft his right hand which means just plain and simply………… Matt Metal is back!"
Metal again has to stop to breath and lowers the mic a little to look around the arena before continuing, and obviously enjoying the praise and admiration he is getting from the fans.
Metal - "Hurricane Jeff, I have know you for many years, and I am going to know you for many more. You were my boss when I got into this game, I won numerous world titles under your guidance's. Now I am here to do nothing more than make your life a living hell….Kenny Lombardo, November 2004 you shocked the world and beat me for the WWC Champion, only to loose that belt straight back to me. You may have had your moment of glory, but it ended four years ago. Remember, you only get one chance to beat Matt Metal….but you didn't do it on your own, you had help…help from a career killer!"
Metal then pauses for air and the tension inside the ring and arena rises just little more…
Metal - "Trevor Blackwell, I have admired and respected you, but we have never seen eye to eye, I think we will never see eye to eye, we both strive to be one thing, that’s the APW Champion, or the WWC Champion, even the CWF Champion. Trevor, you and I have a history that last's a long time, you will do what ever it takes to get the job done, I respect that. You put your body and sometimes your life on the line to get the job done. I admire that. But you want to be the top of your game, as do I - that is why we will never see eye to eye, but this Sunday we have the chance to take out two people who have made our lives a living hell. We have a chance to break up the un-holy alliance, CoK and the Boss. Trevor I look very much forward to me and you doing what we do best, and what we have always done best - that’s creating a new level of hell for Jeff and Kenny to suffer in!"
POP's from the fans, and a little "we hate the CoK" chant, followed by a "Trevor's gunna kill you" and finally a "Metal" chant.
Metal - "Oh and Twister, bro you and I also go way back, but back is the word I urge you to remember. This business is between me, Blackwell, Lombardo and Jeff, should you step in, I hope it is to eliminate those who don't belong there! But more importantly, there is me, Matt Metal, the innovator or Metalmania, God personified, the reflection of human perfection, the business, your General Manager, ladies and gentlemen, there can only be one and there's only one way of saying this………..YOU CAN'T STOP…NU METAL….ON THE BLOCK!"
Metal lowers the microphone to be hit with a wave on the P.A. system of P Diddys Come with me playing loud. Metal then drop's the microphone to a wave of cheers from the fans, before then climbing up onto the top turn buckle, and raising his hands for the fans, having them cheer on and Metal's face, one filled with emotion, turns back and roll's out of the ring, walking up to the makeshift titantron, he turns around and then raises his hands across the world to hear another "Metal " chant go up and Metal flicks his hair back, before then looking from left to right and then nodding to himself
Metal thinking to himself - "This is were I belong."
Metal then turns away and walks to the bit of black cloth and pulls it back, walking out of site of the fans.
