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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 10, 2012 10:30:14 GMT -4
You wish something, make it wrestling related, I'll grant it but it won't be exactly what you were hoping for.
GO!
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Post by Evan De Parker on Jun 10, 2012 10:44:17 GMT -4
I wish for a candlelight dinner with Kelly Kelly.
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 10, 2012 13:20:16 GMT -4
You take Kelly Kelly to a candlelight dinner and everything goes good until one of her exes come in and beats you up and takes her with her, the dinner then rings up as far too above your limit and you have to spend the night washing dishes with a bag of peas over your eyes.
NEXT!
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Post by Michael Callahan on Jun 10, 2012 13:41:25 GMT -4
Teej, why is it just you corrupting wishes? You should make a wish then we corrupt it, leave a wish of our own for the next person to corrupt. Keeps the game flowing. ;D
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Post by Evan De Parker on Jun 10, 2012 21:23:25 GMT -4
I feel personally attacked by your statements, TJ. Prepare for war.  Also, good idea Callahan. |
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 10, 2012 22:31:10 GMT -4
Yea. What was I thinking.... >_> also, you never had pea b'fo?
Sooooooooooo, I wish that Rey would get fired from WWE
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 10, 2012 23:47:17 GMT -4
Rey Mysterio gets fired from WWE, then comes to Action Packed Wrestling. He challenges the Soul to a career vs. career match, which TJ loses. TJ then becomes a homeless bum, reliving his glory days via a cardboard box in a dark, deserted alley.
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 11, 2012 0:21:20 GMT -4
^He read the first post and missed where he's suppose to put his wish after granting one...
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 11, 2012 0:28:37 GMT -4
I wish that Jason Kash dropped the title to Mr. Dangerous
Okay, for real though... I did read it... Just didn't submit a wish.
But if you insist... I wish that X-Pac and Road Dogg would return, and form a DX army to feud with Vince and HHH. TV PG has to go!
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 11, 2012 0:34:00 GMT -4
XPac and Road Dogg return to fued with HHH and Vince, and PG WWE goes away, only for G-Rated WWE to come in, Xpac gets fired for attempting a crotch chop and Road Dogg gets repacked as the Scrappy the Dog
I wish WWE would resurrect WCW
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 11, 2012 0:38:03 GMT -4
WWE resurrects WCW, just so Vince can bury it like he did ECW. Every WCW match contested, ends with "the Fingerpoke of Doom".
I wish Paul Heyman would have went to TNA instead of Hulk and Bischoff.
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Post by Evan De Parker on Jun 11, 2012 0:38:59 GMT -4
WWE changes the name of nXt to WCW. The format will basically remain the same, though WWE will call in Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan, and Brooke Hogan to take control of the show on-screen and off-screen, essentially burying any new possible new talent, while the main event is usually reserved for the likes of the Great Khali, Big Dick Johnson, and Jim Duggan.  EDIT: DAMN. I've been beaten to it. Heyman would have gone to TNA but SpikeTV and company would have decided that he wasn't a big enough name to draw in a mainstream audience... Thus, he'd get the shaft within months and Hulk/Bischoff would have been ushered in a year later anyway. Or, TNA would have folded as a whole from lack of funding and confidence. I wish John Cena would jump ship to Smackdown and do something different for the first time in half a decade. |
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 11, 2012 0:46:11 GMT -4
Heyman would have gone to TNA but SpikeTV and company would have decided that he wasn't a big enough name to draw in a mainstream audience... Thus, he'd get the shaft within months and Hulk/Bischoff would have been ushered in a year later anyway. Or, TNA would have folded as a whole from lack of funding and confidence. I wish John Cena would jump ship to Smackdown and do something different for the first time in half a decade. Dude! Paul Heyman could turn a tuna sandwich into a profitable wrestling promotion!!! Lol. Anyhow, Cena goes to Smackdown, starts a feud with Alberto Del Rio. All of the sudden, in the middle of a tag match, Cena turns on his partner, aligning himself with Del Rio, and starts using the name Juan Cena. Juan Cena and Del Rio start a faction with Hunico, Primo, and Epico, calling themselves "The Latin-American Xxxchange!" Yeah, I know... I had nothin'. I wish that CM Punk would have never cut that worked shoot... And we would have never had to see Johnny Ace on WWE TV. |
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Post by Evan De Parker on Jun 11, 2012 1:11:36 GMT -4
Dude! Paul Heyman could turn a tuna sandwich into a profitable wrestling promotion!!! Lol. Anyhow, Cena goes to Smackdown, starts a feud with Alberto Del Rio. All of the sudden, in the middle of a tag match, Cena turns on his partner, aligning himself with Del Rio, and starts using the name Juan Cena. Juan Cena and Del Rio start a faction with Hunico, Primo, and Epico, calling themselves "The Latin-American Xxxchange!" Yeah, I know... I had nothin'. I wish that CM Punk would have never cut that worked shoot... And we would have never had to see Johnny Ace on WWE TV. First of all... If that Latin-American Xxxchange thing happened, that could potentially be the single greatest thing in wrestling history. Cena with an identity crisis? I'd buy that Survivor Series match. Second... Why would you ever wish such a thing? Although, I must agree, Ace has overstayed his welcome on my television screen. After that summer, Punk and his storyline were handled piss-poorly. I recant that statement, actually. Punk's been handled decently, but the storyline was torn to shreds and turned into more PG fodder. Racy PG. But PG nonetheless. But let's say Punk never cuts the promo. Johnny Lauranaitis never has a reason to show up on WWE TV and HHH has no reason to make an on-screen appearance as the COO quite so soon. We'd probably get the same Cena crap for months, Punk would be out of WWE and doing indy bookings... Ryder, Otunga, Reks, and Hawkins would probably be out the door since this is around the time when smarks really made their voices heard and all the internet darlings got their pushes. (Though Reks being gone probably wouldn't be so bad.) Daniel Brian would have DEFINITELY been jobbing out on Smackdown every week. HHH would've probably had another go at wrestling and held the championship for a ridiculous amount of time. I see most of this as negative, but now that I re-read it, it's all subjective. The biggest negative is that we have no Punk, no Bryan, and more Cena/HHH. I wish I could have lunch with a few friends and WWE Legends... Hmmm, maybe Edge, Christian, and Dwayne himself? Nothing could go wrong there. |
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 11, 2012 1:23:16 GMT -4
You go to dinner with those three, a girl approaches your group and you find her hot. The guys all let you ask her out. You fall in love with her and when you get married you invite Edge, Christian, and The Rock. On your wedding day, your wife tells you that she cheated on you the night prior with all three of them at the same time. She doesn't marry you.
And for the hell of it, you get your butt kicked and you don't have enough money for the wedding and again wash dishes with a bag of pea on your eyes
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 11, 2012 1:23:58 GMT -4
E&C show up... But sorry, Rocky is too busy for charity work. You end up doing 1,000 different five second poses with E&C, before drinking too much soda (sodas rule!), and eating too much food, getting food poisoning, and missing your match. Afterwards, you would take night-time surfing lessons.
I wish that Kennedy (Kennedy) would have never been injury prone, and would have never been fired thanks to Randy Orton.
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 11, 2012 1:34:03 GMT -4
ECW ran out of money and sold because he COULDN'T make profit with what he had. So...
Mr. Kennedy didn't get fired, he became Vince's Bastard Child and became the New Version of The Corporation's WWE Champion. However after he defends his belt against multiple opponents, Hornswoggle runs down, low blows him and becomes WWE Champion. Further shaming both that storyline and the WWE Championship. He fades away faster than Ahmed Johnson but like the former IC Champion, Kennedy becomes the spokesman for Big & Tall across the Nation and finds new success.
I wish that WWE would have the first ever Diva Nude Wrestling Match and hosted a Program on WWETV called InDeep With Divas. Showing their sexual pleasures and turn offs. Former Divas also return to star in this...
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 11, 2012 1:40:40 GMT -4
I wish that WWE would have the first ever Diva Nude Wrestling Match and hosted a Program on WWETV called InDeep With Divas. Showing their sexual pleasures and turn offs. Former Divas also return to star in this...[/quote]
You get the match, it's Current Mae Young vs Nicole Bass.
And the program features Kharma, Mae Young, Nicole Bass, and Molly Holly.
Forgot to make a wish before, but I wish Evan Bourne never opened his mouth abotu Truth smoking with him
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Post by Reaver on Jun 11, 2012 1:50:08 GMT -4
granted but instead of evan mentioning truth, he mentions vince and WWE is forced off television due to FCC standards. FAGGOTS!!
i wish people would learn to keep the flow of this game properly going without fucking it up.
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Post by Michael Callahan on Jun 11, 2012 2:04:45 GMT -4
granted but instead of evan mentioning truth, he mentions vince and WWE is forced off television due to FCC standards. FAGGOTS!! i wish people would learn to keep the flow of this game properly going without fucking it up. Wish granted. Everyone plays this game correctly but at the cost that not only does everyone's grammar and spelling standards fall to your mauling of the English of language that you partake in on a regular basis but everyone makes their wish in a different language so nobody knows what the hell anyone wants, thus ruining the game.  I wish I was an oompah-loompah. |
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 11, 2012 3:35:59 GMT -4
Granted but then to greet you, people would start placing their nuts on your head. Women would want chocolate and then Knuckles would somehow become lusted after by every Woman in the world. Fuck you for causing that!
I wish I could find out how many licks it does take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 11, 2012 17:12:12 GMT -4
Granted, but as you find out, CIA and Interpol shoot you on sight, keeping the secret hidden.
I wish that Brooklyn Brawler comes back for one match and wins
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 11, 2012 21:53:01 GMT -4
Granted but then people realize how Fake Pro Wrestling REALLY is and it becomes less watched than Women's Basketball.
I wish the worlds secrets were revealed. If only to myself. (I have a feeling, I'm getting shot again..)
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 11, 2012 22:28:33 GMT -4
Granted, but you find out your life is a lie and you go on a rampage, that ends in a wild west stand off between you and Knuckles. Knuckles wins.
I wish NJ would just disappear
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 12, 2012 0:54:01 GMT -4
ECW ran out of money and sold because he COULDN'T make profit with what he had. So... Um, who told you that? That's wrong. ECW was told by TNN that they were being taken off the air at the end of their contract, in favor of WWE Monday Night RAW. Without TV time, ECW was considered useless. The didn't RUN out of money... But they were GOING to. Vince basically went to TNN to buy ECW. Hints why he went back to USA after the contract with TNN (now Spike) was up. Paul has said on several occasions that he could have kept ECW going (watch the Rise and Fall of ECW). But with all talent heading to WCW and WWE, with no one being interested in picking ECW up, and no financial backers to make up for the lost TNN money, it was easier for him. He decided to burn out, before they faded away. Which is why old school ECW (not that crap WWE made) is still so legendary. They never gave the public a chance to get sick of it. But contrary to what yo believe, they didn't run out of money. I do believe Paul said that ECW had enough to run 6 months worth of shows, without having any trouble... It was just easier to take the money and run. And he knew he'd have a job in WWE, as Vince had told him so. Thus, Paul Heyman can turn a tuna sandwich into a profitable wresting promotion... Dick! (To clarify, me calling Jason a dick, is not a slam, or an insult... Dick.) Anyhow... NJ? Jersey? If NJ means Jersey... New Jersey disappears off the face of the earth, and America becomes a little more pretty. Also, we unfortunately don't get the sequel to Jersey Girl that we've been promised for years on in. And don't give me any shit about a sequel being lame! Jersey girl was lame already! I wish that Sting would sign a 1 year deal with WWE, and give us Taker/Sting at Mania. |
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 12, 2012 17:52:44 GMT -4
Dude, theres countless wrestlers that said the checks bounced and they never were sure if they were gonna get paid for the show they did.
anyways, Sting signs a one year deal after Wrestlemania 29 and they announce Sting vs Taker at WM30. Throughout the year Sting and Taker make appearnces, Sting feuding with Jericho, who claims to be the icon on WCW to fill some time being the most important non-mania feud with Sting. From RR to WM, the two make weekly appearances and the fans get incredibly hyped. WM30 comes, Sting enters the ring in a Jeff Hardy Victory Road state of mind. We get a minute match where Taker struggles to communicate with Sting and Taker leaves the ring as 21-0 and highly disappointed in the "Icon"
I wish WWE would put Striker and Regal on commentary together
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 12, 2012 21:25:29 GMT -4
Dude, theres countless wrestlers that said the checks bounced and they never were sure if they were gonna get paid for the show they did. Don't listen to all of these bitter has-beens in shoot interviews. Professional Wrestling is mainly based on lies, and deceit... Mustafa Saed once told me "There's no truth in wrestling... No one remembers anything the actual way that it happens. They remember only what they wanted to see happen." and trust me, I've seen a whole lot of truth to those words. He didn't say that word for word, but trust me... That mother fucker could be the next Malcolm X. He's a very intelligent person, very well spoken. Also, Paul Heyman has presented proof that Nunzios claims of a bad check, was complete bullshit. If I remember right, Nunzio only came to WWE after he patched things up with Heyman. Paul got him the job, and the angle with Noble and Nidia. Striker and Regal are put together, and commentary becomes legendary again. Regal and Striker = King and JR of the PG era! They would be perfect on Smackdown! Michael Cole is also forced to become a manager. He manages Jack S(th)wagger, and gets him to the World Title once again. However, Cole still "goes over" way more than Sthwagger, and garners all the heat for Sthwagger, that he couldn't get on his own. It's sad when the most heat in your company falls on a commentator who's played a humble, non-threatening face for over 10 years. Tisk tisk, WWE... Tisk tisk... I wish that John Cena would have stayed a competitive body builder, and never stepped a damn foot into the wrestling industry! |
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Jun 12, 2012 21:30:09 GMT -4
Pretty sure Jericho isn't a has-been.
Anyways, that was the worst corruption of a wish I've ever seen. Onto the wish, Cena never steps foot in the wrestling business and after 2004, WWE begins to slowly lose business as WWE could never put someone as the face of the company that didn't screw up or leave, Brock then Orton than Batista. TNA quickly ascends to the top of the industry, shortly after, wrestling as a whole dies quicker than boxing.
I wish that Maryse never left WWE and Aksana was released
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Post by Jason Cashe on Jun 12, 2012 21:35:10 GMT -4
You guys are asses...I've replied twice and been too slow. I quit for now but Chaz if even Heyman makes mention of what things would have been like with the FUNDS to run ECW properly then we'll take his word. Jerichos even. Rey Misterio who was in WCW faster than a check could be cashed. The only guys who stayed were guys like Taz who was too short to really be promoted right in the big boy companies. Or Dreamer who by GAWD looks like Knuckles and Wrestles like ehh...RVD was just loyal and the rest? Well Sabu was just nutz but outside of introducing real Hardcore, they did nothing too great. Only if the money had been there...Or so the Owner and plenty of guys have said, they must be full of shit! YOU KNOW WHATS UP! Thank the Wrestling GODS we have you here to fill us in..Yes, I'm a Dick!
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Granted but Diva Wrestling sucks so nobody STILL much cared until Kharma returned and killed them all. Then WWE buys SHIMMER and all Women's Wrestling in this country gets WWE-ized. THANKS AGAIN, No really. I love you for making this happen!
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Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 12, 2012 21:51:26 GMT -4
You guys are asses...I've replied twice and been too slow. I quit for now but Chaz if even Heyman makes mention of what things would have been like with the FUNDS to run ECW properly then we'll take his word. Jerichos even. Rey Misterio who was in WCW faster than a check could be cashed. The only guys who stayed were guys like Taz who was too short to really be promoted right in the big boy companies. Or Dreamer who by GAWD looks like Knuckles and Wrestles like ehh...RVD was just loyal and the rest? Well Sabu was just nutz but outside of introducing real Hardcore, they did nothing too great. Only if the money had been there...Or so the Owner and plenty of guys have said, they must be full of shit! YOU KNOW WHATS UP! Thank the Wrestling GODS we have you here to fill us in..Yes, I'm a Dick! EDIT: Granted but Diva Wrestling sucks so nobody STILL much cared until Kharma returned and killed them all. Then WWE buys SHIMMER and all Women's Wrestling in this country gets WWE-ized. THANKS AGAIN, No really. I love you for making this happen! Ha, let me make this clear... Every wrestler I've ever came into contact with... IS a has-been. I'm an Indy junkie... It's filled with has-beens! I never take anyone for their word (you learn that quick), however I know a no bullshit wrestler when I see one. Only met about 1 or 2, but nevertheless, honorable men in professional wrestling are few and far between. And where's your damn question, dick? |
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