Post by Nathaniel Havok on Jun 16, 2012 3:04:18 GMT -4
Chaz laughs…
Dillinger: You act as if you’ve never done this before, Bret. What’s the big deal, here?
The scene comes in at JLRP Radio Station, in downtown Phoenix. Chaz Dillinger stands in the studio pre-show with radio personality Bret Caldwell, and a single security guard.
Caldwell: You’ve flipped, Chaz! You continue to get physical with everyone who calls you out. During an interview, it’s my job to call you out. I’m not going to have you beating on me like some drum!
Chaz chuckles, rubbing his chin in disbelief.
Dillinger: I’m not going to hurt you, Bret! And besides, do you really think that he could stop me?
Chaz points at the pudgy security guard, who takes offense to what Chaz has just said. Bret sizes up the plump security guard along with Chaz, and realizes there’s no contest.
Caldwell: Fine, I’ll do the interview. But Geoff, go get some more guys.
This makes Chaz laugh again, finding this to be uncalled for.
Caldwell: We’re on in thirty seconds, hopefully he’s back by the time we get through the introductions.
Dillinger: What? Scared, Bret?
Bret looks at Chaz with a not-so-amused look on his face, as Chaz continues his child-like laughter.
Caldwell: Alright, here we go…
…
Hello ladies and gentlemen and thank you for listening to the Real Sports Radio Show here on JLRP Radio! I of course am your host Bret Caldwell, and today we’re talking wrestling! Professional wrestling to be exact! And if you don’t think Professional Wrestling is a sport… Well, I guess you’ll just have to take that one up with my guest here today. Chaz Dillinger, ladies and gentlemen. He’s a fast-rising Megastar for Action Packed Wrestling, who will be performing live this Sunday night at the U.S. Airways Center right here in Phoenix. Let me see if I’ve got this right, you’ll be taking on three men in a Second Chance First Blood Battle Royal?
Dillinger: Yes I will, Bret. Basically, if you bleed, you’re eliminated. The last man standing unjuiced, well, he’s the guy who moves on.
Caldwell: That’s true, and I noticed that earlier this week, you avoided any comments about the match following the Battle Royal. Let’s not ignore the fact that there’s a second match Sunday night for the winner. Have you avoided this because you’re going to be facing your stablemate, Michael Callahan? I mean if you win, you’re going to have to lock-up with him in the ring.
Dillinger: What happens between Michael Callahan and myself, is just going to happen. Michael is a tremendous wrestler, a great talent in our profession. But for right now, I need to be focused on getting to him first. I have three other men to cut open, before I even think about getting into the ring with him.
Caldwell: Well, we’ll come back to that later. But let’s talk about how we got here. Sally Talfourd has beaten you twice now. Do you feel like if you get back to her, the third time’s the charm?
Dillinger: Who knows, Bret? I mean, who really knows? Sally Talfourd has done a lot in our business, but I have to prove that I can beat her. It’s as simple as that. But again, I’ve got a long road ahead of me, a lot of good fights to get into, before I can even think about Sally Talfourd. Let’s try to stay on the here and now, Bret. Let’s talk about what people are going to see Sunday night.
Caldwell: Oh I get it, I get it… Trying to sell some tickets. Has APW fallen on tough times?
Dillinger: I could buy APW, Bret. So if they needed the help, I’d gladly step in. But no, APW hasn’t fallen on tough times. I’m doing what I was sent by management to do, promote our show. And talking about future matchups, isn’t going to promote anything but the future. And if you’d do your homework, you’d know that the show is almost sold out already. By the end of the day, it will be sold out. Because in APW, that’s what we do. We sell out arenas all around the world!
Caldwell: Okay, okay. I get it, I get it. So let’s talk about the present. Tell me what you think about your opposition individually? Let’s start with Warren Peace.
Dillinger: Well, Warren is a magnificent athlete. He’s proven that by making it to Action Packed Wrestling. But in my eyes, he hasn’t really done anything to stand out. He’s clearly just one of the guys. He’s not a standout Megastar. So don’t be surprised if he’s “canned” by management in the near-future. After all, the wrestling business IS about making money. And Warren Peace, well… He can’t even draw a stick-figure, if you know what I mean.
Caldwell: So you’re saying that he can’t draw any money?
Dillinger: If you can’t draw money, the business will chew you up and spit you out. And by “the business”, I mean the higher-ups in the company you work for. Like I said, Warren Peace couldn’t even draw a stick-figure. His talents will only take him so far. In this business, you have to be marketable. And Warren Peace simply isn’t marketable.
Caldwell: Do you see him posing a threat to your victory Sunday night?
Dillinger: Warren Peace, just like the rest, might be a thorn in my side… But he’s not going to be able to stop Chaz Dillinger.
Caldwell: Okay then, tell us about Isamu Suzuki!
Dillinger: Japanese wrestler, a very hard-nosed style of offense. He can do all the high-flying moves and aerial assaults, so I’m definitely going to have to watch out for those kinds of things. But truth be told, I think he might be a little scared. I mean, we haven’t heard from him since the match was announced. Maybe he just doesn’t want to face the Revolutionist.
Caldwell: But we haven’t heard from Warren Peace, either.
Dillinger: Maybe management already gave Peace the boot? Who knows, might have. But Warren’s a smart man. He’s probably sitting comfy at home back in Pittsburgh. He should already know, he doesn’t want to get into the ring with me. In my book, this match is over even before it starts. We all know who’s moving on!
Caldwell: Now back to Suzuki. I’ve seen this guy do some incredible things!
Dillinger: He definitely brings a new flavor to Americanized professional wrestling, but it’s nothing that I can’t handle. Sometimes it’s fun to get into the ring with such a different style. But as risky as his style might be, he’s still not Chaz Dillinger. I mean, he’s 5’11, and he weighs 215 with a brick in his pocket, after a baptism. I could throw him around any day of the week, and I’m going to Sunday night.
Finally, the door swings open, and three security guards walk in. As they stand off to the side, Chaz measures them up from afar, knowing that he could easily take them all out.
Caldwell: Third, what about Calvin Ingram? You know… He had some pretty harsh comments that he directed towards you…
Dillinger: Yeah, and let’s not forget where he did that from. He seems pretty confident from thousands of miles away! Let’s just see how confident he is, Sunday night! Pure shit, if you ask me. And I could have done without the horrible history lesson. I mean, Phil Atken of all people! Phil Atken! Really? If this guy wants to be taken seriously, he need-not run his mouth after losing to the likes of Phil Atken! Phil sits behind a desk all day, playing with himself and editing his god-awful “podmatic”, or whatever he calls it. And this guy Calvin Ingram claims dominance after losing to the Podmatic Guy!?!? Come on, Bret! You think I give a shit what that Scottish bastard says? Fat Bastard was a more convincing and intimidating Scot than this guy! If you ask me, he’s a disgrace to his people. Everywhere all over America, people now see him as the prototypical Scotsmen. And trust me, it makes them all feel a little better about themselves.
Caldwell: Do you…
Dillinger: This guy came from Phoenix Wrestling! Does he really think that means much to me? Being in Phoenix Wrestling means that he just wasn’t good enough yet for Action Packed Wrestling. And now that he’s finally made it here, he fails miserably against Phil Atken, in what was probably the biggest match in his career! At least I lost to an established opponent! This guy couldn’t even beat Mr. Dangerous, Bret. And trust me, I’m going to show the world his so-called etiquette and royal demeanor are a complete farce! He wanted to show me how to do it? He came out there and “showed class”? What class does he have? Did you hear the words coming out of his mouth? He’s complete filth, it’s all a charade! I’m going to enjoy making him bleed, thoroughly enjoy it!
Caldwell: You…
Dillinger: And he needs to realize something. This might be a chance to get back at Sally Talfourd, but this isn’t ALL about Sally Talfourd! This is about Chaz Dillinger winning the Test for the Best Tournament! This is about Chaz Dillinger re-establishing himself as a main-event player WHICH Calvin Ingram, nor anyone else in this match other than myself, is not! He can talk all he wants to from Scotland, and he might even think that he has some sort of “home field advantage” here in Phoenix. But the problem lies in who he’s facing. He’s going up against the best. And the sad truth is, he doesn’t even know it yet.
Caldwell: Well I…
Dillinger: And what he said about the T.R.I.? The guy has a real God-complex! I don’t understand how he can treat his opinion as complete fact, when everything that the Tradition Restoration Initiative has done, is for the better of our business. Kid probably wants to be in the T.R.I., if you want to know the truth. But he’s probably butt-hurt knowing that we wouldn’t even consider him a candidate! So what does he do? He bitches about it, trying to say that we’ve got some “ulterior motive”.
Caldwell: I…
Dillinger: The only motive we have, is to prove that this is still a sport! What did you say in the beginning? People don’t think that professional wrestling is a sport? Is that right? Yeah, it’s because of b*tches like Ingram. Talk sh*t from miles away, talk a big game, and come bell time, you know he wont deliver. He’s a prime example of why our business is considered more of a circus act than a sport! It’s guys like him who do it for the fame, not for the love of wrestling.
Bret lifts both his hands in the air, as the show is ready to go to commercial.
Caldwell: And one more time, Mr. Dillinger… If you win, you face your buddy, Mr. Michael Callahan. What happens then?
Dillinger: We fight, and may the best man win. Michael Callahan is a real diamond in the rough, for APW. He’s got unlimited potential, and he knows how good he is. Hell, I know how good he is! He’s ready to show the world, and he’s ready to be in the main event. He’s helped me get my career back on track, but he’s not going to be mad when I blow right past him. The entire T.R.I. is in this, to win this. I failed to mention Michael on June 8th, because there’s nothing that’s going to change. The T.R.I. will win this tournament, but it’s not going to be Takagi, and it’s not definitely not going to be Callahan. This tournament belongs to me. And like I said, may the best man win.
Caldwell: And I’m sure that it’s going to be an amazing event here in Phoenix, at the U.S. Airways Center. Bell time is at 8 P.M., and tickets are going fast! Make sure you get yours today online, or at the U.S. Airways Center Box-office! We’re off to commercial. But when we come back, it’s all about NASCAR! Jimmy Johnson explains to us how he, and other homosexuals fit into the sport. We’ll be right back, after these short messages.
The scene fades.
Dillinger: See, I told you I wouldn't beat your ass...
Dillinger: You act as if you’ve never done this before, Bret. What’s the big deal, here?
The scene comes in at JLRP Radio Station, in downtown Phoenix. Chaz Dillinger stands in the studio pre-show with radio personality Bret Caldwell, and a single security guard.
Caldwell: You’ve flipped, Chaz! You continue to get physical with everyone who calls you out. During an interview, it’s my job to call you out. I’m not going to have you beating on me like some drum!
Chaz chuckles, rubbing his chin in disbelief.
Dillinger: I’m not going to hurt you, Bret! And besides, do you really think that he could stop me?
Chaz points at the pudgy security guard, who takes offense to what Chaz has just said. Bret sizes up the plump security guard along with Chaz, and realizes there’s no contest.
Caldwell: Fine, I’ll do the interview. But Geoff, go get some more guys.
This makes Chaz laugh again, finding this to be uncalled for.
Caldwell: We’re on in thirty seconds, hopefully he’s back by the time we get through the introductions.
Dillinger: What? Scared, Bret?
Bret looks at Chaz with a not-so-amused look on his face, as Chaz continues his child-like laughter.
Caldwell: Alright, here we go…
…
Hello ladies and gentlemen and thank you for listening to the Real Sports Radio Show here on JLRP Radio! I of course am your host Bret Caldwell, and today we’re talking wrestling! Professional wrestling to be exact! And if you don’t think Professional Wrestling is a sport… Well, I guess you’ll just have to take that one up with my guest here today. Chaz Dillinger, ladies and gentlemen. He’s a fast-rising Megastar for Action Packed Wrestling, who will be performing live this Sunday night at the U.S. Airways Center right here in Phoenix. Let me see if I’ve got this right, you’ll be taking on three men in a Second Chance First Blood Battle Royal?
Dillinger: Yes I will, Bret. Basically, if you bleed, you’re eliminated. The last man standing unjuiced, well, he’s the guy who moves on.
Caldwell: That’s true, and I noticed that earlier this week, you avoided any comments about the match following the Battle Royal. Let’s not ignore the fact that there’s a second match Sunday night for the winner. Have you avoided this because you’re going to be facing your stablemate, Michael Callahan? I mean if you win, you’re going to have to lock-up with him in the ring.
Dillinger: What happens between Michael Callahan and myself, is just going to happen. Michael is a tremendous wrestler, a great talent in our profession. But for right now, I need to be focused on getting to him first. I have three other men to cut open, before I even think about getting into the ring with him.
Caldwell: Well, we’ll come back to that later. But let’s talk about how we got here. Sally Talfourd has beaten you twice now. Do you feel like if you get back to her, the third time’s the charm?
Dillinger: Who knows, Bret? I mean, who really knows? Sally Talfourd has done a lot in our business, but I have to prove that I can beat her. It’s as simple as that. But again, I’ve got a long road ahead of me, a lot of good fights to get into, before I can even think about Sally Talfourd. Let’s try to stay on the here and now, Bret. Let’s talk about what people are going to see Sunday night.
Caldwell: Oh I get it, I get it… Trying to sell some tickets. Has APW fallen on tough times?
Dillinger: I could buy APW, Bret. So if they needed the help, I’d gladly step in. But no, APW hasn’t fallen on tough times. I’m doing what I was sent by management to do, promote our show. And talking about future matchups, isn’t going to promote anything but the future. And if you’d do your homework, you’d know that the show is almost sold out already. By the end of the day, it will be sold out. Because in APW, that’s what we do. We sell out arenas all around the world!
Caldwell: Okay, okay. I get it, I get it. So let’s talk about the present. Tell me what you think about your opposition individually? Let’s start with Warren Peace.
Dillinger: Well, Warren is a magnificent athlete. He’s proven that by making it to Action Packed Wrestling. But in my eyes, he hasn’t really done anything to stand out. He’s clearly just one of the guys. He’s not a standout Megastar. So don’t be surprised if he’s “canned” by management in the near-future. After all, the wrestling business IS about making money. And Warren Peace, well… He can’t even draw a stick-figure, if you know what I mean.
Caldwell: So you’re saying that he can’t draw any money?
Dillinger: If you can’t draw money, the business will chew you up and spit you out. And by “the business”, I mean the higher-ups in the company you work for. Like I said, Warren Peace couldn’t even draw a stick-figure. His talents will only take him so far. In this business, you have to be marketable. And Warren Peace simply isn’t marketable.
Caldwell: Do you see him posing a threat to your victory Sunday night?
Dillinger: Warren Peace, just like the rest, might be a thorn in my side… But he’s not going to be able to stop Chaz Dillinger.
Caldwell: Okay then, tell us about Isamu Suzuki!
Dillinger: Japanese wrestler, a very hard-nosed style of offense. He can do all the high-flying moves and aerial assaults, so I’m definitely going to have to watch out for those kinds of things. But truth be told, I think he might be a little scared. I mean, we haven’t heard from him since the match was announced. Maybe he just doesn’t want to face the Revolutionist.
Caldwell: But we haven’t heard from Warren Peace, either.
Dillinger: Maybe management already gave Peace the boot? Who knows, might have. But Warren’s a smart man. He’s probably sitting comfy at home back in Pittsburgh. He should already know, he doesn’t want to get into the ring with me. In my book, this match is over even before it starts. We all know who’s moving on!
Caldwell: Now back to Suzuki. I’ve seen this guy do some incredible things!
Dillinger: He definitely brings a new flavor to Americanized professional wrestling, but it’s nothing that I can’t handle. Sometimes it’s fun to get into the ring with such a different style. But as risky as his style might be, he’s still not Chaz Dillinger. I mean, he’s 5’11, and he weighs 215 with a brick in his pocket, after a baptism. I could throw him around any day of the week, and I’m going to Sunday night.
Finally, the door swings open, and three security guards walk in. As they stand off to the side, Chaz measures them up from afar, knowing that he could easily take them all out.
Caldwell: Third, what about Calvin Ingram? You know… He had some pretty harsh comments that he directed towards you…
Dillinger: Yeah, and let’s not forget where he did that from. He seems pretty confident from thousands of miles away! Let’s just see how confident he is, Sunday night! Pure shit, if you ask me. And I could have done without the horrible history lesson. I mean, Phil Atken of all people! Phil Atken! Really? If this guy wants to be taken seriously, he need-not run his mouth after losing to the likes of Phil Atken! Phil sits behind a desk all day, playing with himself and editing his god-awful “podmatic”, or whatever he calls it. And this guy Calvin Ingram claims dominance after losing to the Podmatic Guy!?!? Come on, Bret! You think I give a shit what that Scottish bastard says? Fat Bastard was a more convincing and intimidating Scot than this guy! If you ask me, he’s a disgrace to his people. Everywhere all over America, people now see him as the prototypical Scotsmen. And trust me, it makes them all feel a little better about themselves.
Caldwell: Do you…
Dillinger: This guy came from Phoenix Wrestling! Does he really think that means much to me? Being in Phoenix Wrestling means that he just wasn’t good enough yet for Action Packed Wrestling. And now that he’s finally made it here, he fails miserably against Phil Atken, in what was probably the biggest match in his career! At least I lost to an established opponent! This guy couldn’t even beat Mr. Dangerous, Bret. And trust me, I’m going to show the world his so-called etiquette and royal demeanor are a complete farce! He wanted to show me how to do it? He came out there and “showed class”? What class does he have? Did you hear the words coming out of his mouth? He’s complete filth, it’s all a charade! I’m going to enjoy making him bleed, thoroughly enjoy it!
Caldwell: You…
Dillinger: And he needs to realize something. This might be a chance to get back at Sally Talfourd, but this isn’t ALL about Sally Talfourd! This is about Chaz Dillinger winning the Test for the Best Tournament! This is about Chaz Dillinger re-establishing himself as a main-event player WHICH Calvin Ingram, nor anyone else in this match other than myself, is not! He can talk all he wants to from Scotland, and he might even think that he has some sort of “home field advantage” here in Phoenix. But the problem lies in who he’s facing. He’s going up against the best. And the sad truth is, he doesn’t even know it yet.
Caldwell: Well I…
Dillinger: And what he said about the T.R.I.? The guy has a real God-complex! I don’t understand how he can treat his opinion as complete fact, when everything that the Tradition Restoration Initiative has done, is for the better of our business. Kid probably wants to be in the T.R.I., if you want to know the truth. But he’s probably butt-hurt knowing that we wouldn’t even consider him a candidate! So what does he do? He bitches about it, trying to say that we’ve got some “ulterior motive”.
Caldwell: I…
Dillinger: The only motive we have, is to prove that this is still a sport! What did you say in the beginning? People don’t think that professional wrestling is a sport? Is that right? Yeah, it’s because of b*tches like Ingram. Talk sh*t from miles away, talk a big game, and come bell time, you know he wont deliver. He’s a prime example of why our business is considered more of a circus act than a sport! It’s guys like him who do it for the fame, not for the love of wrestling.
Bret lifts both his hands in the air, as the show is ready to go to commercial.
Caldwell: And one more time, Mr. Dillinger… If you win, you face your buddy, Mr. Michael Callahan. What happens then?
Dillinger: We fight, and may the best man win. Michael Callahan is a real diamond in the rough, for APW. He’s got unlimited potential, and he knows how good he is. Hell, I know how good he is! He’s ready to show the world, and he’s ready to be in the main event. He’s helped me get my career back on track, but he’s not going to be mad when I blow right past him. The entire T.R.I. is in this, to win this. I failed to mention Michael on June 8th, because there’s nothing that’s going to change. The T.R.I. will win this tournament, but it’s not going to be Takagi, and it’s not definitely not going to be Callahan. This tournament belongs to me. And like I said, may the best man win.
Caldwell: And I’m sure that it’s going to be an amazing event here in Phoenix, at the U.S. Airways Center. Bell time is at 8 P.M., and tickets are going fast! Make sure you get yours today online, or at the U.S. Airways Center Box-office! We’re off to commercial. But when we come back, it’s all about NASCAR! Jimmy Johnson explains to us how he, and other homosexuals fit into the sport. We’ll be right back, after these short messages.
The scene fades.
Dillinger: See, I told you I wouldn't beat your ass...
