Post by biggs on Jun 17, 2012 23:28:18 GMT -4
The show opens up backstage, where APW World Champion, Jason Kash is talking to a few female staff members. He's flirting with one of them, the other is clearly the ugly friend who tags along. Kash doesn't mind, as he touches the arm of the pretty one as he laughs. At the end of the hall, from around the corner comes APW TapOut Champion, Anthony Bailey. Kash notices him right away but Bailey is wearing sun glasses so he's not sure Bailey sees him. Kash excuses himself from the ladies as Bailey walks by. He slaps an open palm on Bailey's shoulder and spins him around. The TapOut Belt drops down off Bailey's shoulder as him and Jason Kash come face to face. Clearly there is some unfinished business between the two.
JKash: Whoa, relax there Promise! I just wanted to talk for a bit.
Bailey: Eventually you and I will settle our squabble. Until then it's probably best to not "talk" to each other.
JKash: First, get that little Base out ya voice. And since when is talking caused problems? Haha! You're little "Rise" has gotten you ever so greedy. Focus on defending the strap you got before you look to wanna be in my position.
Bailey: Whats gonna happen when I take your belt and become a Double Champion? Can you imagine that? Then again, that is a Position you've not had here in APW so what would you know about that Kash?
The World Heavyweight Championship is pulled off Kash's shoulder and he tosses it on a Box nearby. Anthony Bailey lets the TapOut belt fall to the ground next to him and goes to pull off his sunglasses but Jason Kash attacks. Shattering the glasses into pieces, Anthony Bailey stumbles back and springs back at Kash with a punch of his own. They trade big shot punches and Kash finally counters an incoming shot and Hip Tosses Bailey close to the four way crossing hallways. Bailey pops back to his feet and rushes at Kash, diving into his midsection and driving Kash back and into the wall. Bailey lifts Kash up and slams him down into the floor, Kash throws downed and sided elbows. Security and Staff both rush the scene and pull Bailey off the World Champion. Kash scurries to his feet and shoves off a few staff members.
Kash leaps onto the back of a Security Guard that is holding Bailey back and Bailey throws an overheard blasting fist at Kash's head. Bailey turns away as Security storms in. Kash fights them as he returns to his feet, he knocks back one Staff Member and clobbers another. He begins dropping anyone who comes into his path of swinging arms as Anthony Bailey bends over, grabs his TapOut Title and looks back to see Kash coming in at him like a Tornado. BLAM! Jason Kash hits a perfectly executed "Money Shot" Rolling Elbow right into Bailey's jaw. Bailey staggers back dazed and falls into the center of the four way crossing of the Hallways. As Kash approaches him he stops as a voice comes roaring into the scene.
HEEEEE HAAAWWWWW!!!
Kash and Bailey both snap their heads to the right as Johnny Knuckles comes swinging down off a stack of Production Boxes on a Rope. Like Tarzan he comes across the four way intersection and in his hand is a can of Donkey Punch. He glides by Kash and almost directly over Anthony Bailey but he doesn't notice the wall. Knuckles plows into a wall corner and like in a Looney Tune cartoon, he slowly slides down onto the concrete floor. Not wanting anymore interference, Jason Kash points at Bailey and then at himself.
JKash: You and I? We'll settle this soon enough. Make sure you defend that Belt you do have because mine is staying with me.
Bailey: Yeah, keep it clean cause it'll be mine before too long...
JKash: Motherfucker, you just don't learn!
The slapping sound of foot falls come from down one of the four Hallways that connect at this center. Kash turns and sees Asylum GM, Reginald running like he's in a 40 yard dash. He stops kneels over and is inhaling deeply, his voice breaks through but with the breathing it's hard to understand him. More security fill the intersection and Kash steps back as Reginald catches his breath and lays down some law.
Reginald: Kash, does trouble always follow you so closely? It seems everytime I turn around you're brawling with someone backstage. Tearing up the place like this is the ring. Now what? Why is Knuckles laying on the floor? This is getting out of hand people!
JKash: He started it!
Bailey: You're such a child! Grow Up!
JKash: How'd that elbow taste?
Reginald: WOULD YOU BOTH SHUT UP MISTERS! Between you two wanting to fight and T.R.I. interfering in Main Events I am fed up with all the hoohaw! Tonight, Bailey you defend your TapOut Belt. Go get ready for that. Kash, DO NOT cause trouble at ringside. Are we clear on that?
JKash: If Callahan or his Poo Crew show up can I stir shit up?
Reginald: I don't want ANYONE interfering in tonight's Main Event. That includes you Jason. What I will do is this, at Test For The Best you will get Anthony Bailey...
JKash: Thank You!
Reginald: I wasn't finished. At Test For The Best, you will defend that World Heavyweight Championship against Anthony Bailey...Inside of a Steel Cage! Now get out of here, I need an aspirin...Security, please escort Knuckles to his locker room.
The cameras show Knuckles seemingly in a Drunken state from too many Donkey Punches as Security help him up and it cuts to the opening theme song.
As the opening video comes to a close, fireworks erupt from the stage, and the fans are on their feet as Ida Maria's “Bad Karma†continues to blare over the speakers! The camera pans the crowd, showing off some of the signs. There's a “Michael Callahan 4 President†sign held up by somebody in a ridiculous red, white, and blue top hat, and next to him is a pro-Chaz Dillinger sign. There are a couple of “Calvin Ingram Who?†signs, as well as several signs showing support for the APW Tap Out Champion, Anthony Bailey. The camera shows a little girl holding a “Sally Talfourd is my hero†sign with the help of her dad, and then a fellow in full judges robes with a one of those curly white whigs, with a sign proclaiming, “I'm Quintessentially English too! Where's my Tea!?†While the camera is panning the crowd, the voices of the Asylum announce team can be heard.
Nailz: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Phoenix, Arizona for an exciting, action packed night of wrestling here in The Asylum! I am Russ T. Nailz, joined by my broadcast partner, Steve Beckett, and things are heating up here as we are just two weeks away from Test from the Best!
Beckett: Well we've just found out that APW World Heavyweight Champion Jason Kash will defend his title at the pay per view inside the Steel Cage! What a blockbuster announcement to open the show!
Nailz: That is indeed huge news, but we've still got to get through tonight's show, which promises to be a doozy! We've four Test for the Best Round 1 Matches, as we will find out the four Mega Stars who will represent Asylum in the Test for the Best tournament, as well as Anthony Bailey defending his Tap Out Championship against Julius Farquhar in our Main Event!
Beckett: And we're kicking things off tonight with a Last Chance First Blood Battle Royale, the winner of which will face off against Michael Callahan later tonight to determine the fourth and final member of the Asylum roster to move on to the pay per view!
Nailz: This match came about due to the fact that “Old Man†Frank Cannon and Billy Pepsi fought to a no contest, leaving one of the brackets empty. Rather than give Michael Callahan a bye, General Manager Reginald Schmidt announced last week that he was giving Isamu Suzuki, Calvin Ingram, Warren Peace, and Chaz Dillinger a second chance in this tourney! Let's send it to Adam Stenfelder in the ring!
Stenfelder: This opening contest is a Second Chance First Blood Battle Royale, where the winner will move on to face Michael Callahan later tonight in the Test for the Best Tournament! Wrestlers are eliminated when they begin to bleed, and the last man standing will be declared the winner!
The beginning sequence of the live Asylum broadcast was interrupted by a static and a figure could be seen blatantly in front of a large scene featuring warriors and wrestling legends. Calvin Ingram reveals himself as everyone in the arena starts to boo him. But he simply laughs wearing his traditional wrestling attire which means he was close. Why would he cut off the beginning of Asylum? Was he simply going to hijack the show until he gets what he wants? He had no care for the people at this very moment. Yes, he wants to lead them into the new age of professional wrestling without much time before his scheduled match he had to make this speech mean something. This man was dedicated to his craft after dropping the gimmickry "Donovan Caine" stich. Ms. Abigail Desmond is standing by Calvin precisely calculating some measurements before eying him. Calvin carefully clears out his throat before making some pretty bold claims regarding tonight and the rest of his war. As the ongoing war to change the state of professional wrestling, squaring off against President Jeff's propaganda machine and standing up for the little guy. His fight comes to ahead as it's his chance to beat 2/3rd of The Restoration Initiative in one god damn night.
Calvin Ingram: I've been called a lot of things but never was I called an imbecile. Tonight my chess pieces are all upon the board as you all wait for me to come down to that ring. You all want to be saved from the likes of Chaz Dillinger, Isamu Suzuki & Warren Peace. Careers will be at the mercy of Wrestling's new Crusader. Let me be your martyr to lead by example to show that this business isn't dead. Why try to keep the talented ones back Jeffrey? I shall not be held back for much longer. My descent will be on perfect display right here in Phoenix, Arizona. Also speaking of Phoenix I'm also in Phoenix Wrestling. But don't worry I'll spread my message there as well. Tonight a new era of professional wrestling begins where the people with talent should be put first and all the dumb gimmicks and untalented jackasses stay in the bottom of the card. Johnny Knuckles is midcarder at best and Jason Kash should be locked up for illegal substances. I will win Test for The Best and I will headline Shockwave. That's the only way this great company can thrive and if I'm screwed again tonight then I will decimate every fucking one of you. Oh are we live? Sorry FCC but since I've been struggling to grasp your rules I've been ahead of myself. Just like the way I'm ahead of most the talent in this company. I don't want to spoil this exciting tale of pain, agony and simple brutality. But I will batter Dillinger, the Japanese ingrate and the man who should of died in that truck accident. Hell, death is much better than getting your head kicked the hell in by "The Scottish Tormentor". Please forgive me for what I do lord but it's too late to save my soul. I have already been lost in the shadows of hatred and self-purity. No longer shall this grotesque wrestling product will be allowed to prosper. I am going to destroy it along with my band of followers who believe in the business of professional wrestling. We maybe militants but the cause is so much greater. Tonight, who will be able to deny that my star is on the rise and I'm an unstoppable specimen. I single handily put arses in the seats and that's a great feat. I am Calvin Ingram but you all can Call Me Satan. Now people in the god damn truck play my music!!! I have a tournament to advance to and a politician to submerse in my technical skill of being a true Scottish warrior.
The feed returns to normal as the commentators don�t really have an idea what to make of Calvin's rant before the first blood battle royale for a second chance in Test for the Best.
The lights dim, and everyone directs their attention to the stage. The beginning bass line of "Digital bath" by The Deftones plays. Smoke begins forming in the center of the stage as some fans cheer for the man about to come out, others booing. The smoke gets heavier and heavier, until suddenly the pounding guitars kick in along with two huge blasts of golden pyrotechnics. Calvin Ingram emerges from the smoke pointing to the crowd and mouthing things. He walks to both sides of the stage, pointing and such, until returning to the center and jogging down the ramp as the lyrics are playing. He is wearing an expensive white linen hoodie sweat shirt clapping his hands as he points from a distance at someone in the crowd holding up a sign that says “Calvin Ingram: Recruit Meâ€. He gets into the face of another fan in his mid-thirties and out of shape who shouted obscenities towards him. He smirks before hurling a glob of spit into the fans face before motioning for him to come over the guard rail until Security hold him back. Ingram then laughs before slowly stalking towards the ring with an evil smirk upon his face slowly whipping his hair for the ladies in attendance.
You move like I want to
To see like your eyes do
We are downstairs where
No one can see
He slides into the ring and stays on one-knee. He stares at the canvas of the ring. In sync with the chorus kicking in, he raises both his arms up, still staring at the canvas. His mind in sort of a trance eyes widened with bewilderment searching the canvas in search of something lost.
Tonight I feel like more
Tonight I
You make the water warm
You taste foreign
And I know you can see
The cord break away
Cause tonight I feel like more
Tonight I feel like more
Tonight I feel
Feel like more
He stands up opening his mouth shouting and takes off his sweatshirt, throwing it to a random someone in the crowd. He jumps a bit in place, warming up, before grabbing the microphone away from Reginald Stenfelder. He then stands in the center of the ring where the lights suddenly cut off and a sole spotlight is on “The Scottish Tormentor†Calvin Ingram. He gives a wink to some girls who don't care he's an asshole because he's a heartthrob. Then he presses the microphone to his lips before speaking his introduction by his lonesome.
Ingram: I stand before you weighing in at an astonishing two hundred and two pounds. You indeed should very well know that I'm “The Scottish Tormentor,†also “Wrestling Ambassador†Also I'm the evil incarnate born in the rich and illustrious hills of Edinburgh, Scotland. I'm Calvin Ingram but you should all Call Me Satan!!! Let the war continue!!
Nailz: Calvin Ingram has started a self-professed war on APW, although I'll be honest, I don't understand it!
Beckett: Well I'm sure that he'll clarify his position here tonight!
You breathed
Then you stopped
I breathed then dried you off
And tonight
I feel like more
Tonight
“Digital Bath†fades out as Calvin looks to the stage, awaiting his opponents.
Nailz: Well this guy sure is a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal!
"RISING" hits the speakers, opening with the drums. The lights start flashing around the crowd as the shamisen start playing over the speaker systems, but still no competitor. At twenty seconds, in place of the usual "He" for the song, Isamu's voice echos across the speakers with a "EYAH!" The song continues as normal as Isamu sprints out onto the stage, full of energy.
Stenfelder: And his opponents, first, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Utashinai, Hokkaido, Japan, Isamu Suzuki!
Nailz: Isamu is certainly one of the big fan favorites here in the Asylum! Just listen to the cheers he's receiving!
Beckett: Sure, he's getting cheered, but he's been in a slump as of late. This match is his chance to break that slump!
He waits there only a moment before sprinting down to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He hops up onto the top rope and lets out a battle cry to get him pumped up for battle before hopping down and stretching for the match.
“Where Eagles Dare,†by the Misfits, hits the speakers, and Warren Peace enters the arena to loud boos from the crowd. He pays them no attention as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.
Stenfelder: And their opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Warren Peace!
Beckett: Here's a guy who's been down on his luck ever since he returned to APW. He was the receipiant of last year's Rising Star Award, but thus far, has not lived up to it! Hopefully tonight he can get right back on track!
Nailz: I'll be honest, it seems like Warren has been directionless since he got back. He needs to refocus and try to win this match so he can move on in the tournament!
Warren reaches the ring and rolls in beneath the bottom ropes, going to an empty corner to mentally prepare himself for the match ahead.
“The Takeover†starts to play on the loudspeaker as the boo's from the fans become near-deafening. Chaz Dillinger makes his way out from the back, holding onto a towel that is laid across the back of his neck. As he stands atop the ramp with a cocky smile on his face, Chaz pays no attention the fans who are trying to boo him out of the building. He casually walks down the ramp, making sure to avoid the fat, filthy hands of the APW fanbase.
Stenfelder: And their opponent, weighing in at 248 pounds, from New York, New York, “The Revolutionist†Chaz Dillinger!
Nailz: Chaz said earlier this week that he felt General Manager Reginald Schmidt made this match specifically for him! After his impressive showing against Sally Talfourd last week, I could see why he feels that way!
Beckett: However, it seemed like he forgot the fact that this match is a First Blood Battle Royale! You can bet the T.R.I. does not like this type of match, nor do they like the fact that whoever wins this bout goes on to face Michael Callahan later tonight!
Once he reaches the ring, he climbs the stairs, rubs his feet on the canvas, and slowly makes his way into the ring. Once inside, he makes his way to the far right turnbuckle, where he stands on the second rope, and slowly raises his hand in the air. Chaz gets a few kicks out of the deafening boo's of the capacity crowd as he jumps down from the rope, and his music dies out. With all four competitors in the ring, the ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!
The actions starts fast and furious, with Ingram and Suzuki pairing off, while Peace & Dillinger trade blows! The fans get a loud “ISAMU! ISAMU!†chant going, which energizes the Japanese Mega Star. He gets the upperhand on Ingram, tossing him through the ropes and following up with a quick Slingshot Plancha as Calvin makes his way up to his feet! Isamu immediately begins to rmmage beneath the ring, pulling out a barbed-wire 2X4! The fans cheer loudly as he raises the weapon above his head and points right at Ingram! However, as Isamu comes in, Ingram takes him down with a Drop Toe Hold that causes Suzuki to fall face first into the barbed-wire 2X4! The instrument gets stuck in the forehead of Suzuki, and Ingram violently yanks it out, drawing blood!
Isamu Suzuki has been eliminated.
Nailz: There's our first elmination of the match, and boy, the crowd is not happy about it!
Beckett: Let them boo, Ingram just did what he had to in order to keep his Test for the Best dreams alive!
In the ring, Dillinger has gotten the upper hand on Warren Peace, and he tosses him shoudler first into the turnbuckle! As Peace stumbles out of the corner, Dillinger grabs him up for a crisp German Suplex that sends him rolling out of the ring beneath the bottom ropes! Ingram is right there to beat down his back with the 2X4, and it doesn't take long for him to draw blood!
Warren Peace has been eliminated.
Nailz: Two down, one to go! One of the two men remaining in the ring will face off against Michael Callahan tonight for a chance to go on to the Test for the Best Tournament!
Beckett: Calvin Ingram has eliminated both competitors thus far! Can he make it a clean sweep against one of the members of the Traditional Restoration Initiative!?
Dillinger eyes down Ingram, who still wields the barbed-wire 2X4 confidently. As Ingram slides into the ring, Dillinger is right there to stomp him, forcing him to let go of the weapon. Dillinger tosses the weapon outside of the ring, and begins to beat down on Ingram with his bare hands. From here, the match is a back and forth affair, and very much a contrast in styles, because any time Calvin is on offense, he tries to utilize weapons to make Dillinger bleed, while Dillinger does just the opposite, trying to clear the ring of weapons, and utilizing his technical expertise to try and wear Ingram down.
Beckett: I understand why Dillinger is going with the strategy that he is, but I don't agree with it! Unless he can bust Ingram's nose open with his bare hands, I don't see how he's going to draw First Blood!
Nailz: I can't stand how holier than thou the T.R.I. is! They act like they're above hardcore wrestling, but that was what the Asylum was built on!
The two men go at it for the better part of 10 minutes, and as the end of the match approaches, Calvin Ingram has a table set up near one of the corners. He has the barbed-wire 2X4, a steel chair, and a Stop Sign all piled up onto the table, and Dillinger is propped up in the corner. Calvin gives Chaz a couple of Stiff Chops to the chest before sitting him up on the turnbuckle. As he begins to climb the ropes himself, loud boos come from the crowd as Michael Callahan and Gubayama Takagi come running down the ramp!
Nailz: Oh great! Here they come again to ruin another match, just like they did for last week's Main Event!
Beckett: This match is anything goes! This is well within the rules!
Ingram sees them coming, and he slides out of the ring to meet them on the ramp! He nails Michael Callahan with a Mule Kick that brings the Pro-Life Champion to his knees, but Gubayama is right there to attack him from behind with some clubbing blows! Ingram fights back, giving Gubayam some hard knees to the gut before lifting him up onto his shoulders and delivering his version of the Inverted GTS, the Soul Eater! With both Callahan and Takagi down at ringside, Ingram runs back into the ring, where Chaz Dillinger is still seated on the top turnbuckle, and goes up to grab him in position for a Superplex! Before he can deliver the move, though, Chaz gives him a few hard punches to the midsection before shoving him off, sending him crashing through the table! The ref sees blood coming from the back of Ingram as he rolls over, and calls for the bell! DING! DING! DING!
Winner: Chaz Dillinger[/center]
Stenfelder: Here is your winner, Chaz Dillinger!
“The Takeover†plays again as Chaz steps down from the turnbuckle and gets his arm raised in victory! Callahan and Takagi are in the ring to congratulate him, and Callahan calls for a mic.
Callahan: As your Duly Elected Wrestling Representative, as well as your fellow member of the Traditional Restoration Initiative, allow me to be the first to congratulate you on moving on in the Test for the Best Tournament Chaz!
The fans boo Callahan and Chaz as they glad-hand it in the ring.
Callahan: Unfortunately, Chaz, that fink of a General Manager, Reginald Schmidt, has seen it fit to pit us against one another tonight due to your victory in this match up. But if he thinks that he can break the spirt of the T.R.I. by placing us in competition, he is sorely mistaken. Chaz, whoever wins tonight will go on to represent the T.R.I. at Test for the Best, and let me assure you right now, I don't expect any hard feelings from you when I defeat you later tonight!
Chaz's expression goes from jubilent to dead serious in a second, and he grabs the mic from Callahan.
Dillinger: No, there will be no hard feelings on your part when I defeat you!
Chaz throws the mic down and leaves the ring, glaring at his ally, while Callahan and Takagi just stand there.
Nailz: The T.R.I. looks to be showing some cracks!
Beckett: That's how important this Test for the Best tournament is! The winner gets a guaranteed title shot at Shockwave! Who wouldn't want that!?
APW Asylum goes to its first commercial break.
JKash: Whoa, relax there Promise! I just wanted to talk for a bit.
Bailey: Eventually you and I will settle our squabble. Until then it's probably best to not "talk" to each other.
JKash: First, get that little Base out ya voice. And since when is talking caused problems? Haha! You're little "Rise" has gotten you ever so greedy. Focus on defending the strap you got before you look to wanna be in my position.
Bailey: Whats gonna happen when I take your belt and become a Double Champion? Can you imagine that? Then again, that is a Position you've not had here in APW so what would you know about that Kash?
The World Heavyweight Championship is pulled off Kash's shoulder and he tosses it on a Box nearby. Anthony Bailey lets the TapOut belt fall to the ground next to him and goes to pull off his sunglasses but Jason Kash attacks. Shattering the glasses into pieces, Anthony Bailey stumbles back and springs back at Kash with a punch of his own. They trade big shot punches and Kash finally counters an incoming shot and Hip Tosses Bailey close to the four way crossing hallways. Bailey pops back to his feet and rushes at Kash, diving into his midsection and driving Kash back and into the wall. Bailey lifts Kash up and slams him down into the floor, Kash throws downed and sided elbows. Security and Staff both rush the scene and pull Bailey off the World Champion. Kash scurries to his feet and shoves off a few staff members.
Kash leaps onto the back of a Security Guard that is holding Bailey back and Bailey throws an overheard blasting fist at Kash's head. Bailey turns away as Security storms in. Kash fights them as he returns to his feet, he knocks back one Staff Member and clobbers another. He begins dropping anyone who comes into his path of swinging arms as Anthony Bailey bends over, grabs his TapOut Title and looks back to see Kash coming in at him like a Tornado. BLAM! Jason Kash hits a perfectly executed "Money Shot" Rolling Elbow right into Bailey's jaw. Bailey staggers back dazed and falls into the center of the four way crossing of the Hallways. As Kash approaches him he stops as a voice comes roaring into the scene.
HEEEEE HAAAWWWWW!!!
Kash and Bailey both snap their heads to the right as Johnny Knuckles comes swinging down off a stack of Production Boxes on a Rope. Like Tarzan he comes across the four way intersection and in his hand is a can of Donkey Punch. He glides by Kash and almost directly over Anthony Bailey but he doesn't notice the wall. Knuckles plows into a wall corner and like in a Looney Tune cartoon, he slowly slides down onto the concrete floor. Not wanting anymore interference, Jason Kash points at Bailey and then at himself.
JKash: You and I? We'll settle this soon enough. Make sure you defend that Belt you do have because mine is staying with me.
Bailey: Yeah, keep it clean cause it'll be mine before too long...
JKash: Motherfucker, you just don't learn!
The slapping sound of foot falls come from down one of the four Hallways that connect at this center. Kash turns and sees Asylum GM, Reginald running like he's in a 40 yard dash. He stops kneels over and is inhaling deeply, his voice breaks through but with the breathing it's hard to understand him. More security fill the intersection and Kash steps back as Reginald catches his breath and lays down some law.
Reginald: Kash, does trouble always follow you so closely? It seems everytime I turn around you're brawling with someone backstage. Tearing up the place like this is the ring. Now what? Why is Knuckles laying on the floor? This is getting out of hand people!
JKash: He started it!
Bailey: You're such a child! Grow Up!
JKash: How'd that elbow taste?
Reginald: WOULD YOU BOTH SHUT UP MISTERS! Between you two wanting to fight and T.R.I. interfering in Main Events I am fed up with all the hoohaw! Tonight, Bailey you defend your TapOut Belt. Go get ready for that. Kash, DO NOT cause trouble at ringside. Are we clear on that?
JKash: If Callahan or his Poo Crew show up can I stir shit up?
Reginald: I don't want ANYONE interfering in tonight's Main Event. That includes you Jason. What I will do is this, at Test For The Best you will get Anthony Bailey...
JKash: Thank You!
Reginald: I wasn't finished. At Test For The Best, you will defend that World Heavyweight Championship against Anthony Bailey...Inside of a Steel Cage! Now get out of here, I need an aspirin...Security, please escort Knuckles to his locker room.
The cameras show Knuckles seemingly in a Drunken state from too many Donkey Punches as Security help him up and it cuts to the opening theme song.
As the opening video comes to a close, fireworks erupt from the stage, and the fans are on their feet as Ida Maria's “Bad Karma†continues to blare over the speakers! The camera pans the crowd, showing off some of the signs. There's a “Michael Callahan 4 President†sign held up by somebody in a ridiculous red, white, and blue top hat, and next to him is a pro-Chaz Dillinger sign. There are a couple of “Calvin Ingram Who?†signs, as well as several signs showing support for the APW Tap Out Champion, Anthony Bailey. The camera shows a little girl holding a “Sally Talfourd is my hero†sign with the help of her dad, and then a fellow in full judges robes with a one of those curly white whigs, with a sign proclaiming, “I'm Quintessentially English too! Where's my Tea!?†While the camera is panning the crowd, the voices of the Asylum announce team can be heard.
Nailz: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Phoenix, Arizona for an exciting, action packed night of wrestling here in The Asylum! I am Russ T. Nailz, joined by my broadcast partner, Steve Beckett, and things are heating up here as we are just two weeks away from Test from the Best!
Beckett: Well we've just found out that APW World Heavyweight Champion Jason Kash will defend his title at the pay per view inside the Steel Cage! What a blockbuster announcement to open the show!
Nailz: That is indeed huge news, but we've still got to get through tonight's show, which promises to be a doozy! We've four Test for the Best Round 1 Matches, as we will find out the four Mega Stars who will represent Asylum in the Test for the Best tournament, as well as Anthony Bailey defending his Tap Out Championship against Julius Farquhar in our Main Event!
Beckett: And we're kicking things off tonight with a Last Chance First Blood Battle Royale, the winner of which will face off against Michael Callahan later tonight to determine the fourth and final member of the Asylum roster to move on to the pay per view!
Nailz: This match came about due to the fact that “Old Man†Frank Cannon and Billy Pepsi fought to a no contest, leaving one of the brackets empty. Rather than give Michael Callahan a bye, General Manager Reginald Schmidt announced last week that he was giving Isamu Suzuki, Calvin Ingram, Warren Peace, and Chaz Dillinger a second chance in this tourney! Let's send it to Adam Stenfelder in the ring!
Stenfelder: This opening contest is a Second Chance First Blood Battle Royale, where the winner will move on to face Michael Callahan later tonight in the Test for the Best Tournament! Wrestlers are eliminated when they begin to bleed, and the last man standing will be declared the winner!
The beginning sequence of the live Asylum broadcast was interrupted by a static and a figure could be seen blatantly in front of a large scene featuring warriors and wrestling legends. Calvin Ingram reveals himself as everyone in the arena starts to boo him. But he simply laughs wearing his traditional wrestling attire which means he was close. Why would he cut off the beginning of Asylum? Was he simply going to hijack the show until he gets what he wants? He had no care for the people at this very moment. Yes, he wants to lead them into the new age of professional wrestling without much time before his scheduled match he had to make this speech mean something. This man was dedicated to his craft after dropping the gimmickry "Donovan Caine" stich. Ms. Abigail Desmond is standing by Calvin precisely calculating some measurements before eying him. Calvin carefully clears out his throat before making some pretty bold claims regarding tonight and the rest of his war. As the ongoing war to change the state of professional wrestling, squaring off against President Jeff's propaganda machine and standing up for the little guy. His fight comes to ahead as it's his chance to beat 2/3rd of The Restoration Initiative in one god damn night.
Calvin Ingram: I've been called a lot of things but never was I called an imbecile. Tonight my chess pieces are all upon the board as you all wait for me to come down to that ring. You all want to be saved from the likes of Chaz Dillinger, Isamu Suzuki & Warren Peace. Careers will be at the mercy of Wrestling's new Crusader. Let me be your martyr to lead by example to show that this business isn't dead. Why try to keep the talented ones back Jeffrey? I shall not be held back for much longer. My descent will be on perfect display right here in Phoenix, Arizona. Also speaking of Phoenix I'm also in Phoenix Wrestling. But don't worry I'll spread my message there as well. Tonight a new era of professional wrestling begins where the people with talent should be put first and all the dumb gimmicks and untalented jackasses stay in the bottom of the card. Johnny Knuckles is midcarder at best and Jason Kash should be locked up for illegal substances. I will win Test for The Best and I will headline Shockwave. That's the only way this great company can thrive and if I'm screwed again tonight then I will decimate every fucking one of you. Oh are we live? Sorry FCC but since I've been struggling to grasp your rules I've been ahead of myself. Just like the way I'm ahead of most the talent in this company. I don't want to spoil this exciting tale of pain, agony and simple brutality. But I will batter Dillinger, the Japanese ingrate and the man who should of died in that truck accident. Hell, death is much better than getting your head kicked the hell in by "The Scottish Tormentor". Please forgive me for what I do lord but it's too late to save my soul. I have already been lost in the shadows of hatred and self-purity. No longer shall this grotesque wrestling product will be allowed to prosper. I am going to destroy it along with my band of followers who believe in the business of professional wrestling. We maybe militants but the cause is so much greater. Tonight, who will be able to deny that my star is on the rise and I'm an unstoppable specimen. I single handily put arses in the seats and that's a great feat. I am Calvin Ingram but you all can Call Me Satan. Now people in the god damn truck play my music!!! I have a tournament to advance to and a politician to submerse in my technical skill of being a true Scottish warrior.
The feed returns to normal as the commentators don�t really have an idea what to make of Calvin's rant before the first blood battle royale for a second chance in Test for the Best.
The lights dim, and everyone directs their attention to the stage. The beginning bass line of "Digital bath" by The Deftones plays. Smoke begins forming in the center of the stage as some fans cheer for the man about to come out, others booing. The smoke gets heavier and heavier, until suddenly the pounding guitars kick in along with two huge blasts of golden pyrotechnics. Calvin Ingram emerges from the smoke pointing to the crowd and mouthing things. He walks to both sides of the stage, pointing and such, until returning to the center and jogging down the ramp as the lyrics are playing. He is wearing an expensive white linen hoodie sweat shirt clapping his hands as he points from a distance at someone in the crowd holding up a sign that says “Calvin Ingram: Recruit Meâ€. He gets into the face of another fan in his mid-thirties and out of shape who shouted obscenities towards him. He smirks before hurling a glob of spit into the fans face before motioning for him to come over the guard rail until Security hold him back. Ingram then laughs before slowly stalking towards the ring with an evil smirk upon his face slowly whipping his hair for the ladies in attendance.
You move like I want to
To see like your eyes do
We are downstairs where
No one can see
He slides into the ring and stays on one-knee. He stares at the canvas of the ring. In sync with the chorus kicking in, he raises both his arms up, still staring at the canvas. His mind in sort of a trance eyes widened with bewilderment searching the canvas in search of something lost.
Tonight I feel like more
Tonight I
You make the water warm
You taste foreign
And I know you can see
The cord break away
Cause tonight I feel like more
Tonight I feel like more
Tonight I feel
Feel like more
He stands up opening his mouth shouting and takes off his sweatshirt, throwing it to a random someone in the crowd. He jumps a bit in place, warming up, before grabbing the microphone away from Reginald Stenfelder. He then stands in the center of the ring where the lights suddenly cut off and a sole spotlight is on “The Scottish Tormentor†Calvin Ingram. He gives a wink to some girls who don't care he's an asshole because he's a heartthrob. Then he presses the microphone to his lips before speaking his introduction by his lonesome.
Ingram: I stand before you weighing in at an astonishing two hundred and two pounds. You indeed should very well know that I'm “The Scottish Tormentor,†also “Wrestling Ambassador†Also I'm the evil incarnate born in the rich and illustrious hills of Edinburgh, Scotland. I'm Calvin Ingram but you should all Call Me Satan!!! Let the war continue!!
Nailz: Calvin Ingram has started a self-professed war on APW, although I'll be honest, I don't understand it!
Beckett: Well I'm sure that he'll clarify his position here tonight!
You breathed
Then you stopped
I breathed then dried you off
And tonight
I feel like more
Tonight
“Digital Bath†fades out as Calvin looks to the stage, awaiting his opponents.
Nailz: Well this guy sure is a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal!
"RISING" hits the speakers, opening with the drums. The lights start flashing around the crowd as the shamisen start playing over the speaker systems, but still no competitor. At twenty seconds, in place of the usual "He" for the song, Isamu's voice echos across the speakers with a "EYAH!" The song continues as normal as Isamu sprints out onto the stage, full of energy.
Stenfelder: And his opponents, first, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Utashinai, Hokkaido, Japan, Isamu Suzuki!
Nailz: Isamu is certainly one of the big fan favorites here in the Asylum! Just listen to the cheers he's receiving!
Beckett: Sure, he's getting cheered, but he's been in a slump as of late. This match is his chance to break that slump!
He waits there only a moment before sprinting down to the ring, sliding in under the bottom rope. He hops up onto the top rope and lets out a battle cry to get him pumped up for battle before hopping down and stretching for the match.
“Where Eagles Dare,†by the Misfits, hits the speakers, and Warren Peace enters the arena to loud boos from the crowd. He pays them no attention as he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.
Stenfelder: And their opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Warren Peace!
Beckett: Here's a guy who's been down on his luck ever since he returned to APW. He was the receipiant of last year's Rising Star Award, but thus far, has not lived up to it! Hopefully tonight he can get right back on track!
Nailz: I'll be honest, it seems like Warren has been directionless since he got back. He needs to refocus and try to win this match so he can move on in the tournament!
Warren reaches the ring and rolls in beneath the bottom ropes, going to an empty corner to mentally prepare himself for the match ahead.
“The Takeover†starts to play on the loudspeaker as the boo's from the fans become near-deafening. Chaz Dillinger makes his way out from the back, holding onto a towel that is laid across the back of his neck. As he stands atop the ramp with a cocky smile on his face, Chaz pays no attention the fans who are trying to boo him out of the building. He casually walks down the ramp, making sure to avoid the fat, filthy hands of the APW fanbase.
Stenfelder: And their opponent, weighing in at 248 pounds, from New York, New York, “The Revolutionist†Chaz Dillinger!
Nailz: Chaz said earlier this week that he felt General Manager Reginald Schmidt made this match specifically for him! After his impressive showing against Sally Talfourd last week, I could see why he feels that way!
Beckett: However, it seemed like he forgot the fact that this match is a First Blood Battle Royale! You can bet the T.R.I. does not like this type of match, nor do they like the fact that whoever wins this bout goes on to face Michael Callahan later tonight!
Once he reaches the ring, he climbs the stairs, rubs his feet on the canvas, and slowly makes his way into the ring. Once inside, he makes his way to the far right turnbuckle, where he stands on the second rope, and slowly raises his hand in the air. Chaz gets a few kicks out of the deafening boo's of the capacity crowd as he jumps down from the rope, and his music dies out. With all four competitors in the ring, the ref calls for the bell, DING! DING! DING!
Second Chance First Blood Battle Royale
Calvin Ingram vs. Isamu Suzuki vs. Warren Peace vs. Chaz Dillinger
[/u]Calvin Ingram vs. Isamu Suzuki vs. Warren Peace vs. Chaz Dillinger
The actions starts fast and furious, with Ingram and Suzuki pairing off, while Peace & Dillinger trade blows! The fans get a loud “ISAMU! ISAMU!†chant going, which energizes the Japanese Mega Star. He gets the upperhand on Ingram, tossing him through the ropes and following up with a quick Slingshot Plancha as Calvin makes his way up to his feet! Isamu immediately begins to rmmage beneath the ring, pulling out a barbed-wire 2X4! The fans cheer loudly as he raises the weapon above his head and points right at Ingram! However, as Isamu comes in, Ingram takes him down with a Drop Toe Hold that causes Suzuki to fall face first into the barbed-wire 2X4! The instrument gets stuck in the forehead of Suzuki, and Ingram violently yanks it out, drawing blood!
Isamu Suzuki has been eliminated.
Nailz: There's our first elmination of the match, and boy, the crowd is not happy about it!
Beckett: Let them boo, Ingram just did what he had to in order to keep his Test for the Best dreams alive!
In the ring, Dillinger has gotten the upper hand on Warren Peace, and he tosses him shoudler first into the turnbuckle! As Peace stumbles out of the corner, Dillinger grabs him up for a crisp German Suplex that sends him rolling out of the ring beneath the bottom ropes! Ingram is right there to beat down his back with the 2X4, and it doesn't take long for him to draw blood!
Warren Peace has been eliminated.
Nailz: Two down, one to go! One of the two men remaining in the ring will face off against Michael Callahan tonight for a chance to go on to the Test for the Best Tournament!
Beckett: Calvin Ingram has eliminated both competitors thus far! Can he make it a clean sweep against one of the members of the Traditional Restoration Initiative!?
Dillinger eyes down Ingram, who still wields the barbed-wire 2X4 confidently. As Ingram slides into the ring, Dillinger is right there to stomp him, forcing him to let go of the weapon. Dillinger tosses the weapon outside of the ring, and begins to beat down on Ingram with his bare hands. From here, the match is a back and forth affair, and very much a contrast in styles, because any time Calvin is on offense, he tries to utilize weapons to make Dillinger bleed, while Dillinger does just the opposite, trying to clear the ring of weapons, and utilizing his technical expertise to try and wear Ingram down.
Beckett: I understand why Dillinger is going with the strategy that he is, but I don't agree with it! Unless he can bust Ingram's nose open with his bare hands, I don't see how he's going to draw First Blood!
Nailz: I can't stand how holier than thou the T.R.I. is! They act like they're above hardcore wrestling, but that was what the Asylum was built on!
The two men go at it for the better part of 10 minutes, and as the end of the match approaches, Calvin Ingram has a table set up near one of the corners. He has the barbed-wire 2X4, a steel chair, and a Stop Sign all piled up onto the table, and Dillinger is propped up in the corner. Calvin gives Chaz a couple of Stiff Chops to the chest before sitting him up on the turnbuckle. As he begins to climb the ropes himself, loud boos come from the crowd as Michael Callahan and Gubayama Takagi come running down the ramp!
Nailz: Oh great! Here they come again to ruin another match, just like they did for last week's Main Event!
Beckett: This match is anything goes! This is well within the rules!
Ingram sees them coming, and he slides out of the ring to meet them on the ramp! He nails Michael Callahan with a Mule Kick that brings the Pro-Life Champion to his knees, but Gubayama is right there to attack him from behind with some clubbing blows! Ingram fights back, giving Gubayam some hard knees to the gut before lifting him up onto his shoulders and delivering his version of the Inverted GTS, the Soul Eater! With both Callahan and Takagi down at ringside, Ingram runs back into the ring, where Chaz Dillinger is still seated on the top turnbuckle, and goes up to grab him in position for a Superplex! Before he can deliver the move, though, Chaz gives him a few hard punches to the midsection before shoving him off, sending him crashing through the table! The ref sees blood coming from the back of Ingram as he rolls over, and calls for the bell! DING! DING! DING!
Winner: Chaz Dillinger[/center]
Stenfelder: Here is your winner, Chaz Dillinger!
“The Takeover†plays again as Chaz steps down from the turnbuckle and gets his arm raised in victory! Callahan and Takagi are in the ring to congratulate him, and Callahan calls for a mic.
Callahan: As your Duly Elected Wrestling Representative, as well as your fellow member of the Traditional Restoration Initiative, allow me to be the first to congratulate you on moving on in the Test for the Best Tournament Chaz!
The fans boo Callahan and Chaz as they glad-hand it in the ring.
Callahan: Unfortunately, Chaz, that fink of a General Manager, Reginald Schmidt, has seen it fit to pit us against one another tonight due to your victory in this match up. But if he thinks that he can break the spirt of the T.R.I. by placing us in competition, he is sorely mistaken. Chaz, whoever wins tonight will go on to represent the T.R.I. at Test for the Best, and let me assure you right now, I don't expect any hard feelings from you when I defeat you later tonight!
Chaz's expression goes from jubilent to dead serious in a second, and he grabs the mic from Callahan.
Dillinger: No, there will be no hard feelings on your part when I defeat you!
Chaz throws the mic down and leaves the ring, glaring at his ally, while Callahan and Takagi just stand there.
Nailz: The T.R.I. looks to be showing some cracks!
Beckett: That's how important this Test for the Best tournament is! The winner gets a guaranteed title shot at Shockwave! Who wouldn't want that!?
APW Asylum goes to its first commercial break.