Post by Delikado on Jun 27, 2012 0:02:31 GMT -4
NOTE: The following was written out of boredom solely for one person in this fed, who would probably not see it in its original place of origin, thus I bring it here for his amusement. If any others take amusement, then good, the more the merrier I say! If you're not in any way despite little to no context provided....eh, I tried. Anyway...
Well as the world knows, the feud between Eddie Nash and Johnny Noble was, like, the coolest thing in the world of coolness. So when Pride went under without any clear resolution to that blood feud, people got major sad, yo. And for a long time, an answer was never provided to the peeps and hoes that followed Pride all this time.
Ladies and gents, playas and h8ers...an answer has finally been uncovered, courtesy of Delikado and his Deli Tee Vee television enterprise. As it turns out, following Pride's final fate, both Nash and Noble kept their distance, originally trippin' majorly against the other (o they mad!). But eventually, they bumped into each other on the street corner, talked, went and got some coffee, saw The Avengers a few times on pirated footage, and decided "Hey, we cats can be dogging it out, but we straight coolio like birds in a bird bath! Why fight when we got the rizzle to be-dizzle, man?"
And so Johnny Noble and Eddie Nash formed a pact. They became bros. But alas, they had no fed in which to share this new-found alliance. No good wrestling promotion in the world would take them, because ducks be quacking mad hard with jealously and fear they get FUUUUUUUUUUUUdged up, yaknowwuti'msayin? They be dragging some major strings of that there nepotism, holding a poor black man who's actually white and not black at all down, playa.
"What was to be done?" everyone asked. Well as the poppin word on the street had it, the two bros possessed talents even GREATER than their in-ring ability. Separately, it was cool, but was not a rake for that cheddar, ya heard? But united? Soooooooeeeeeeee dawgy, that's some GOOD OL droppin star-power! The two bros recognized, thoughtamized, and straight up capitalized on their joining of skills, and departed from pro wrestling for a whole new realm of world changing, jaw-dropping magic!
So...at long last...here....HERE...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE! Is what happened to Johnny Noble and Eddie Nash, now in a bromance as true as Alex when he says he'll be on MSN and ultimately isn't later in the night when I ask if he will be....*ahem*...The new brotherhood of talent between Noble and Nash, or more commonly labeled as: P-E-NASH AND J-NOBLE!!!!
Whatever Happened to E-Nash and J-Noble?
Well as the world knows, the feud between Eddie Nash and Johnny Noble was, like, the coolest thing in the world of coolness. So when Pride went under without any clear resolution to that blood feud, people got major sad, yo. And for a long time, an answer was never provided to the peeps and hoes that followed Pride all this time.
Ladies and gents, playas and h8ers...an answer has finally been uncovered, courtesy of Delikado and his Deli Tee Vee television enterprise. As it turns out, following Pride's final fate, both Nash and Noble kept their distance, originally trippin' majorly against the other (o they mad!). But eventually, they bumped into each other on the street corner, talked, went and got some coffee, saw The Avengers a few times on pirated footage, and decided "Hey, we cats can be dogging it out, but we straight coolio like birds in a bird bath! Why fight when we got the rizzle to be-dizzle, man?"
And so Johnny Noble and Eddie Nash formed a pact. They became bros. But alas, they had no fed in which to share this new-found alliance. No good wrestling promotion in the world would take them, because ducks be quacking mad hard with jealously and fear they get FUUUUUUUUUUUUdged up, yaknowwuti'msayin? They be dragging some major strings of that there nepotism, holding a poor black man who's actually white and not black at all down, playa.
"What was to be done?" everyone asked. Well as the poppin word on the street had it, the two bros possessed talents even GREATER than their in-ring ability. Separately, it was cool, but was not a rake for that cheddar, ya heard? But united? Soooooooeeeeeeee dawgy, that's some GOOD OL droppin star-power! The two bros recognized, thoughtamized, and straight up capitalized on their joining of skills, and departed from pro wrestling for a whole new realm of world changing, jaw-dropping magic!
So...at long last...here....HERE...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE! Is what happened to Johnny Noble and Eddie Nash, now in a bromance as true as Alex when he says he'll be on MSN and ultimately isn't later in the night when I ask if he will be....*ahem*...The new brotherhood of talent between Noble and Nash, or more commonly labeled as: P-E-NASH AND J-NOBLE!!!!
The End
