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Post by T-Marv on Jul 9, 2012 18:10:42 GMT -4
The following Message from the APW Overdrive Champion and 2012 Test for the Best winner was posted on the APW website this morning.
The Hottest thing on the planet continues to get Hotter as I have followed through with every single promise I've made so far this year. This IS the year of the Real Show, and my dominating performance at Test for the Best all but proves it!
But that's not quite enough. In just over a month and a half, I will ride into shockwave and rip the Undisputed Title right out of the hands of Kurt Noble and become the most dominant double champion of all time. But before that happens, I want to make damn sure that I'm on top of my game!
So with that being said...I've discovered a good way for me to warm up against the underlings of this great company. I have realized that the only person I've defended my Overdrive Title against in months is that sorry excuse for a Patron....Keaton Saint. I will rectify that right now.
Therefore I am issuing an OPEN challenge to my APW Overdrive Championship. Any member of the Overdrive roster who wants a shot...gets it!
When asked if this would be first come first served....Terry responded in a predicable way.
I am an equal opportunity asskicker...Therefore we're going to do this in the most fair manner I can think of. Each week I will draw a name from a hat, and that person will be the unlucky fool who gets embarrassed by the GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO WRESTLING!
So go ahead, if you think you have the balls.... feel free to sign up and get your ass handed to you by the man of destiny!
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Post by T-Marv on Jul 9, 2012 18:12:24 GMT -4
OOC Note:
All of this is subject to overrule by President Jeff as none of this has been approved by him yet.
Please do not sign up if you are already a champion, or if you see yourself on the level that will be competing for the Undisputed title soon. Give others a chance.
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Post by Jules on Jul 9, 2012 18:19:30 GMT -4
I think Mr. Dangerous is ready to answer this call.
Everyone knows Terry Marvin has been running away from him for months. I think it's time he put the belt on the line against a real man.
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Post by Metrodamus on Jul 9, 2012 18:21:44 GMT -4
#WEWANTDELIKADO
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Post by Kevin Dahlia on Jul 9, 2012 18:28:53 GMT -4
In light of his current promotion to Asylum, the always ready to fire off his mouth, egotist, Cameron Wolves had this to say.
[C]ameron [W]olves: "First and foremost, congrats to Marvin. He won Test For the Best. A nice accolade, and blah blah blah. Upon hearing his statement though, I have an inquiry: What's the matter Marvin? Does a diminutive portion of your now bloated ego tremble at the thought of an outsider coming in and taking your belt?
You're not the only one to receive good news as of late. Had I been promoted to Overdrive, that championship you so loosely grasp upon would have been my own. My promotion dictates otherwise however. But in light of your recent gloating, give me a shot, huh? If your as spectacular as your megalomaniac tendencies scream, a little guy like me shouldn't be anything compared to the mountain of conquering Kurt Nobel.
I. WANT. IN."
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Post by T-Marv on Jul 9, 2012 18:39:57 GMT -4
Learn to Read DUMBASS! It's an overdrive title...therefore only members of the Overdrive roster get a shot at it. Were you GOOD enough to join the APW's A show, then you would have the privileged of being squashed by God's Gift to Wrestling!
However, I don't make the rules...the king of corruption President Jeff does.
Don't blame me because all the champions over in the Minor Leagues of Asylum are too cowardly to stick their neck out on the line like yours truly.
Sorry for your luck CHUMP!
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Post by President Jeff on Jul 9, 2012 19:07:25 GMT -4
President Jeff: Terry Marvin, you will defend the Overdrive title at the next Overdrive. Against who? That you will have to find out once the card is announced.
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Post by Evan De Parker on Jul 9, 2012 19:16:22 GMT -4
Evan Envi: ...You want a challenge? EVAN WILL GLADLY GIVE YOU A CHALLLEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNGE.
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Post by Your JESUS on Jul 9, 2012 20:15:02 GMT -4
This loud mouth son of a bitch has a lot to say. He wins some fancy tournament and the next thing you know his ego inflates to epic proportions. You can save the title shot, and shove the belt up your ass for all I care. You run off at the lip, spewing your hot sausage breath to any who will listen. First let me say this, Meltdown is looked down upon, soon that will change, thanks to Your JESUS. Second Gods gift to wrestling, I haven't given this sport anything but my hard work, so who are you to claim your Lilly ass is a present from me? So like I said, leave your nancy ass title at home, put on your big boy pants, and waltz on down Monday night. If you are feeling frisky I can do you justice live on television. Hell I don't need a television spot, or fans in the arena. You begging for action, well Action is standing right here sunshine. My doors open anytime you would like to press your luck...there will be no whammies, simply my nuts sack resting on your forehead as you wonder what the fuck just knocked you from the pedestal!!! Where I'm from you want a fight you go poke a motherfucker in the chest and pick one, not call an open challenge like some Gay Porn star holding a casting call. So fuck your title, fuck your tournament win, fuck Overdrive and Meltdown. I will beat your ass at the rental car lot shit for brains, free of charge, and off camera so you can keep presenting this image of a talent. You running off at the lip is quite surprising it's even possible with those bulldog cheeks you have, lay off the quarter pounders there CHAMP, maybe then when you spit hot ass it might come off as something more then a laughable attempt to boost your fragile ego, fucking looser. So here's my chest tough guy, come put your finger in it so I can shove that very same thing right up your own ass for a self induced prostate exam!!! The JESUS has spoken, little bitch!!!
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Post by T-Marv on Jul 9, 2012 21:42:18 GMT -4
This loud mouth son of a bitch has a lot to say. He wins some fancy tournament and the next thing you know his ego inflates to epic proportions. You can save the title shot, and shove the belt up your ass for all I care. You run off at the lip, spewing your hot sausage breath to any who will listen. First let me say this, Meltdown is looked down upon, soon that will change, thanks to Your JESUS. Second Gods gift to wrestling, I haven't given this sport anything but my hard work, so who are you to claim your Lilly ass is a present from me? So like I said, leave your nancy ass title at home, put on your big boy pants, and waltz on down Monday night. If you are feeling frisky I can do you justice live on television. Hell I don't need a television spot, or fans in the arena. You begging for action, well Action is standing right here sunshine. My doors open anytime you would like to press your luck...there will be no whammies, simply my nuts sack resting on your forehead as you wonder what the fuck just knocked you from the pedestal!!! Where I'm from you want a fight you go poke a motherfucker in the chest and pick one, not call an open challenge like some Gay Porn star holding a casting call. So fuck your title, fuck your tournament win, fuck Overdrive and Meltdown. I will beat your ass at the rental car lot shit for brains, free of charge, and off camera so you can keep presenting this image of a talent. You running off at the lip is quite surprising it's even possible with those bulldog cheeks you have, lay off the quarter pounders there CHAMP, maybe then when you spit hot ass it might come off as something more then a laughable attempt to boost your fragile ego, fucking looser. So here's my chest tough guy, come put your finger in it so I can shove that very same thing right up your own ass for a self induced prostate exam!!! The JESUS has spoken, little bitch!!! \ "BLAH BLAH BLAH. Big words from the APW Retirement home. Come on Mr. Lively, we'll show you back to your room. Remember, the hallucination of being a fictional biblical character will fade with the continued use of your anti-delusional medication.
You know... it might be worth it to dress down for one night and take a walk on the dirty side of town just to shut your past the prime blabber hole in front of your own toothless people. Can you give me directions to the show at the Wal-Mart Parking lot again?
Thanks
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Post by Your JESUS on Jul 9, 2012 21:55:24 GMT -4
Past my prime...well walk down to my room and talk some smack, this very in his time delusional retiree as you call will show you a thing or two. Those things between your legs are called balls son, man up anytime you would like. Other then that I believe the tampons are somewhere in the medicine cabinent, and the janitor can show you where the mop is to clean up your dripping snatch!!! Bitch made...simple as that!!
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Post by T-Marv on Jul 9, 2012 22:01:05 GMT -4
"AWWW.... Old people are so cute when their turrets acts up.
Since you're too stupid to comprehend simple English... let me spell out what I've already said.
Any Place.
Any Time.
Insert third grade insult of calling a grown man a bitch here....
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Post by Your JESUS on Jul 9, 2012 22:29:04 GMT -4
I love how I am referred to as old. Because I am in the Hall of Fame, because I made a name for myself in just a few years in my early twenties and was sidelined with an injury for two more, suddenly I return and I am the old man. Someones math might be third grade level, not my insults. None the less you run off at the lip big time, you have your open challenge, you enter the Guiness book of world records for most anal recieved in one non stop session. Remember your any time any place is real big and bad, but just like your threats, all empty. I guess that's how the real talent of the APW operates. Good luck Seceret Squirl, I hope those puffy cheeks have enough nuts for you to make through winter.
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Post by T-Marv on Jul 9, 2012 23:36:00 GMT -4
"Not very "hall of fame" like to have a challenge accepted then quickly run away and hide under the first rock in view. Now who's the little bitch?"
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Post by Your JESUS on Jul 10, 2012 1:03:22 GMT -4
Hiding, I am easy to find let's see Mondays I on Meltdown, Thursdays...I am at your mom's cramming that juice box...so you make the move. This is your open challenge, you are the one begging for a fight. Man up and come to my inferior show, and you mister tournament winner, come show my washed up ass what time it is. That will not happen though you will try to play the big time card, keep your ass on Overdrive while the fans will realize that your dick has literally split in half and tucked inside leaving quite the slit in it's place. No problem though the fans love cheering for the ladies.
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Post by yarmouth1 on Jul 10, 2012 1:39:01 GMT -4
Yarmouth is throwing him self at ya fella, that title is coming to Meltdown.
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Post by Evan De Parker on Jul 10, 2012 1:40:49 GMT -4
Clearly there was a mistake... Since I was ignored.
Don't let the briefness of my response fool you, Terry. I don't have to say much. You should know for a fact that if you pose an open challenge and I accept, that your title is as good as gone. Don't worry about Lively. He's not your concern. I am. I'm the newest addition of Overdrive, and you've got about nine days left on your title reign. Bet on it.
And if you wanna throw Lively into the mix, I'll gladly do to him what I did to him two weeks ago. Watch yourselves. Give me my goddamn title match.
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Post by Nick Watson on Jul 10, 2012 4:28:16 GMT -4
"Well it seems that the arrogant athletes of several brands have decided to throw their hat in for their chances at a championship, but let me remind all of you that I, though a rookie, and not quite experienced, would like his rematch with Marvin. Namely to settle what was the equivalent of a screw job of a match and once and for all show the world that Nick Watson should have won that night. It doesn't need to be for the title, I would just like to settle things, and maybe knock some humility into a man that has built himself up so arrogantly. Sure, maybe I'm not worthy, and all, but I assure you that if it was me and Marvin in the ring for that belt or hell even for a rematch, I would do my damnedest to win, and make sure he realizes that this roster on Overdrive is talented from the ground up."
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Post by A.C. Smith on Jul 10, 2012 11:28:44 GMT -4
A.C.: "Maybe I fell short at Test for the Best, Terry. But the facts are that I gave you more of a fight than ANYONE that night. You were the better man in Chicago. But if you're lucky enough to get through the guys in front of me on this list, let's see if you can pull off the same tricks twice.
Consider your challenge accepted."
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Post by Mark Mania on Jul 10, 2012 12:11:06 GMT -4
Mark Mania: Before I took a leave of absence I was challenging Pence Weatherlight and The Number for the APW Overdrive Title, now that I've returned and worked off any ring rust, I believe I'm ready to get back into the title picture in the APW. Terry Marvin, President Jeff, if it so pleases the court, I would love the opportunity to become the next APW Overdrive Champion.
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Post by T-Marv on Jul 16, 2012 16:34:23 GMT -4
Though President Jeff has decided to stack the deck against me this week...fear not my fiends. I have decided to choose three more competitors from this list to challenge me NEXT week after I successfully defend this week. That's right... I'll follow up my triple threat dominance with an even more impressive showing in a fatal four way.
Those lucky opponents who will challenge me on the July 26th edition of Overdrive:
Evan Envi AC Slater Smith Nick Watson
Congratulations Gentlemen on being yet another display of why I will be the Undisputed Champion as soon as the final Shockwave bell has been rung.
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Post by Delikado on Jul 16, 2012 17:00:20 GMT -4
Delikado is going to demand you strap the Overdrive title around his waist when your belt becomes his. Furthermore, you will announce to all on-camera that it is a "very, very sexy waist that I am placing this title belt around." And Delikado will respond with, "Yes...yes it is."
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