Slade Craven In a Coma

[Slade "The Main Man" Craven]

Earlier today the Weekly World News announced that Slade Craven had slipped into a coma while asleep. Doctors are baffled. WWN reports that Craven was found his hotel room outside Jericho, California. He was unresponsive.

[The former paragraph has been retracted by WWN]

APW Released the following announcement:

Yes, it is true Slade Craven is in a coma. The cause of the coma is unknown. Lab reports show Slade was not on any drugs nor was he savagely mauled by a rabid mutant possum like the Weekly World News claims.

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