Post by Kurt on Aug 29, 2012 20:55:01 GMT -4
The scene opens with Kurt Noble standing alone in a dark room. He’s basked in darkness; it covers him until he lifts his head, finally stepping into the light. He sits down on a rather odd looking cushion as he begins to sing…
♩ I'm a little teapot, short and stout ♩
♩ Here is my handle (Noble has his hand on his bad knee), here is my spout (now his…uh…) ♩
♩ When I get all steamed up, hear me shout ♩
♩ Just tip me over and pour me out! ♩
♩ (Noble leans over and vomits on the stage) ♩
♩ I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true ♩
♩ Here's an example of what I can do ♩
♩ I can change my handle to my spout (Noble downs a bottle of painkillers.) ♩
♩ Just tip me over and pour me out. ♩
Noble ends his song, but holds up one finger, as if to pause.
“It’s now time for a very special someone to sing along with me. Introducing, mylife partner tag team partner…Chris Hart!”
Out comes Chris Hart, who sits on the same cushion uncomfortably close to Noble! The duo begins as Chris takes the lead!
♩♩ I'm a little teapot, short and stout ♩♩
♩♩ Here is my handle (one hand on super boyband haircut), here is my spout (The other on sparkling eyes) ♩♩
♩♩ When I get all steamed up, hear me shout ♩♩
♩♩ Just tip me over and pour me out! ♩♩
♩♩ (He leans over across Kurt’s lap♩♩
♩♩ I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true ♩♩
♩♩ Here's an example of what I can do ♩♩
♩♩ I can change my handle to my spout (The two high-five.) ♩♩
♩♩ Just tip me over and pour me out. ♩♩
The duo ends in warm embrace as the scene fades out…
♩ I'm a little teapot, short and stout ♩
♩ Here is my handle (Noble has his hand on his bad knee), here is my spout (now his…uh…) ♩
♩ When I get all steamed up, hear me shout ♩
♩ Just tip me over and pour me out! ♩
♩ (Noble leans over and vomits on the stage) ♩
♩ I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true ♩
♩ Here's an example of what I can do ♩
♩ I can change my handle to my spout (Noble downs a bottle of painkillers.) ♩
♩ Just tip me over and pour me out. ♩
Noble ends his song, but holds up one finger, as if to pause.
“It’s now time for a very special someone to sing along with me. Introducing, my
Out comes Chris Hart, who sits on the same cushion uncomfortably close to Noble! The duo begins as Chris takes the lead!
♩♩ I'm a little teapot, short and stout ♩♩
♩♩ Here is my handle (one hand on super boyband haircut), here is my spout (The other on sparkling eyes) ♩♩
♩♩ When I get all steamed up, hear me shout ♩♩
♩♩ Just tip me over and pour me out! ♩♩
♩♩ (He leans over across Kurt’s lap♩♩
♩♩ I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true ♩♩
♩♩ Here's an example of what I can do ♩♩
♩♩ I can change my handle to my spout (The two high-five.) ♩♩
♩♩ Just tip me over and pour me out. ♩♩
The duo ends in warm embrace as the scene fades out…
