Post by yarmouth1 on Sept 2, 2012 6:53:23 GMT -4
Friday 31/08/12
Down town.
The full moon in the night sky shine's on the puddles of water left by the rain that fell down in the evening all the clouds have gone and all you can see is the stars shining brightly.
Footsteps can be heard walking slowly and a young man talking to himself with anger to his voice. The man throws a empty bottle of beer down to the floor smashing it into millions of pieces's shattering the silence of the night. Dogs start to bark in the background as the man gets out another bottle of beer from his bag as he cracks it open and takes a large gulp from the bottle.
The man walking down the street is none other than Yarmouth one half of the number one contenders for the tag team championship as he was being slightly drunk without a care in the world walks over to some trash cans and gives them a big boot knocking trash all over the place making the dogs bark louder once more.
Yarmouth walks over to a bench that is still wet from the rain sits down in a slump and stares into the night sky then mumbles to himself.
Yarmouth: One god damn set back and she dumps me over the god damn telephone is sure a hard enough set back with losing the baby is not the best thing in the world to happen not even to your worst enemy but bloody hell to say that I put her under so much pressure with my wrestling and that she need some space is not good at all.
Yarmouth takes another swig from his bottle of beer.
Yarmouth: You think that she would want to be around me a big lump of a man but with a heart of gold someone who took care of her while she was down someone who loved her and still does. Julie Hanson you stupid bitch you could have had it all I was the man for you I would have done anything for you but you couldn't handle it and you dumped me stupid cow.
Yarmouth takes another swig from his bottle.
Yarmouth: Well that's your loss Julie and Asylum's gain my new home with Stefan Raab. Together we are The European Invasion and we are going to dominate the tag division and when we do go into singles compition we will both kick some ass and that spells bad news for you M&M Logan Alexander the Canadian who thinks just because he has won a few titles in his pathetic career he thinks that he can walk into Action Packed Wrestling and win his first match? Think again kid because this is the worst debut you can get started with.
Yarmouth looks round and see's a dog run past him and he laughs a little.
Me I have just had the worse but yet the best couple of weeks a guy could have asked for The European Invasion which involves me and Stefan Raab. If your dumb ass has not clicked on yet. We have just earned the right to face who ever the tag team champs is who are currently Noble-Hart and that my friend tells us how good we really are and that's bad news for you fella and your team mate Aubrey J. Parker.
Just who in the hell is this women you have with you Logan? A local masseur she has no place being in a wrestling ring more like a beauty parlour cos if she even thinks about getting in the ring with me and Stefan then we will beat her ass up cos that is what we do man, women hell even that dog that just ran past me they will all get their ass whooped if they step in the ring with The European Invasion so you might as well not bother showing up tonight and hand us the victory that we shall get anyway instead of you two getting your asses kicked all over the arena.
Yarmouth then stands up with his bag of beer and carries on stumbling down the street as the scene goes dark.
Down town.
The full moon in the night sky shine's on the puddles of water left by the rain that fell down in the evening all the clouds have gone and all you can see is the stars shining brightly.
Footsteps can be heard walking slowly and a young man talking to himself with anger to his voice. The man throws a empty bottle of beer down to the floor smashing it into millions of pieces's shattering the silence of the night. Dogs start to bark in the background as the man gets out another bottle of beer from his bag as he cracks it open and takes a large gulp from the bottle.
The man walking down the street is none other than Yarmouth one half of the number one contenders for the tag team championship as he was being slightly drunk without a care in the world walks over to some trash cans and gives them a big boot knocking trash all over the place making the dogs bark louder once more.
Yarmouth walks over to a bench that is still wet from the rain sits down in a slump and stares into the night sky then mumbles to himself.
Yarmouth: One god damn set back and she dumps me over the god damn telephone is sure a hard enough set back with losing the baby is not the best thing in the world to happen not even to your worst enemy but bloody hell to say that I put her under so much pressure with my wrestling and that she need some space is not good at all.
Yarmouth takes another swig from his bottle of beer.
Yarmouth: You think that she would want to be around me a big lump of a man but with a heart of gold someone who took care of her while she was down someone who loved her and still does. Julie Hanson you stupid bitch you could have had it all I was the man for you I would have done anything for you but you couldn't handle it and you dumped me stupid cow.
Yarmouth takes another swig from his bottle.
Yarmouth: Well that's your loss Julie and Asylum's gain my new home with Stefan Raab. Together we are The European Invasion and we are going to dominate the tag division and when we do go into singles compition we will both kick some ass and that spells bad news for you M&M Logan Alexander the Canadian who thinks just because he has won a few titles in his pathetic career he thinks that he can walk into Action Packed Wrestling and win his first match? Think again kid because this is the worst debut you can get started with.
Yarmouth looks round and see's a dog run past him and he laughs a little.
Me I have just had the worse but yet the best couple of weeks a guy could have asked for The European Invasion which involves me and Stefan Raab. If your dumb ass has not clicked on yet. We have just earned the right to face who ever the tag team champs is who are currently Noble-Hart and that my friend tells us how good we really are and that's bad news for you fella and your team mate Aubrey J. Parker.
Just who in the hell is this women you have with you Logan? A local masseur she has no place being in a wrestling ring more like a beauty parlour cos if she even thinks about getting in the ring with me and Stefan then we will beat her ass up cos that is what we do man, women hell even that dog that just ran past me they will all get their ass whooped if they step in the ring with The European Invasion so you might as well not bother showing up tonight and hand us the victory that we shall get anyway instead of you two getting your asses kicked all over the arena.
Yarmouth then stands up with his bag of beer and carries on stumbling down the street as the scene goes dark.
Vancouver, B.C, Canada02/-9/12
The crowd in the arena are buzzing with excitement for the next addition of Meltdown the cheers get even louder when the titron flickers into life and Red Lamborghini zooms into the parking lot skids on the tarmac and crashes into some trash cans the door opens on the drivers side and out comes a drunk Yarmouth.
The crowd in the arena cheers loudly as he falls out of the car stands up adjust's his jacket and closer's the door waiting for him is a shocked female reporter in the name of Hannah Storm, Yarmouth staggers over to her with a smiles but with drool coming from his mouth.
Hannah Storm: Yarmouth have you been drinking and driving that is against the law you know?
Yarmouth steady's himself trying not to sway from one side to the other.
Yarmouth: Of course not Hannah that would be a bad (hic up) to do Excuse me.
Hannah Storm: You have a match tonight with M&M how an earth are you going to compete tonight in that state?
Yarmouth: Drunk or not I will kick there arse's all over that arena tonight even that good damn beauty parlour bitch Aubrey J. Parker just cos she's a women don't think for one second I wont rip her head off, I have had just about enough of women trying to run all over me and it stops here tonight that bitch of an ex girlfriend of mine dumped me over the phone now am gonna dump this bitch on top of her head and break her damn neck.
I don't care if she is smaller then me heck most people are smaller than me but at this point in time women aren't my favourite type of person and this includes you Hannah so if I were I would get the hell out of my way cos right now I feel like crushing some bones.
Hannah then drops her microphone and runs for cover and darts inside the arena screaming her head away.
Yarmouth then stumbles inside the arena and trips over looks around and then picks himself up and enters the arena and spots some stage hands they look a little shocked at he drunken state of Yarmouth but stand there ground Yarmouth then suddenly grabs one of the stage hands by the throat and lifts him high into the air and chokeslam him through a catering table the other stage hand runs for his life.
The fans in the arena are stunned by Yarmouth's action's as 5 security men comes rushing at Yarmouth but Yarmouth hits a big boot to one of the security men and double clothesline two more sending them crashing to the mat the two remaining security men look at each other and then run the opposite way.
Yarmouth then carries on down the corridor and see's a poster of M&M he glares at the poster then rips it of the wall and throws it on to the ground.
Yarmouth: M&M you two idiots are gonna get what's coming to you pissed or not Yarmouth and Stefan are gonna kick your ass win or not I don't give a crap just as long as I get my hands on that bitch Aubrey J. Parker women are the worst form of life and need to be taken out you will be destroyed ripped from limb to limb I will break every single bone in your body god help me and god help you, you fucking bitch.
Yarmouth then carries on walking then turns round looking at the damage he as coursed and then just laughs as the titron then fades to black, the crowd in the arena still shocked at the state Yarmouth is in.
The crowd in the arena cheers loudly as he falls out of the car stands up adjust's his jacket and closer's the door waiting for him is a shocked female reporter in the name of Hannah Storm, Yarmouth staggers over to her with a smiles but with drool coming from his mouth.
Hannah Storm: Yarmouth have you been drinking and driving that is against the law you know?
Yarmouth steady's himself trying not to sway from one side to the other.
Yarmouth: Of course not Hannah that would be a bad (hic up) to do Excuse me.
Hannah Storm: You have a match tonight with M&M how an earth are you going to compete tonight in that state?
Yarmouth: Drunk or not I will kick there arse's all over that arena tonight even that good damn beauty parlour bitch Aubrey J. Parker just cos she's a women don't think for one second I wont rip her head off, I have had just about enough of women trying to run all over me and it stops here tonight that bitch of an ex girlfriend of mine dumped me over the phone now am gonna dump this bitch on top of her head and break her damn neck.
I don't care if she is smaller then me heck most people are smaller than me but at this point in time women aren't my favourite type of person and this includes you Hannah so if I were I would get the hell out of my way cos right now I feel like crushing some bones.
Hannah then drops her microphone and runs for cover and darts inside the arena screaming her head away.
Yarmouth then stumbles inside the arena and trips over looks around and then picks himself up and enters the arena and spots some stage hands they look a little shocked at he drunken state of Yarmouth but stand there ground Yarmouth then suddenly grabs one of the stage hands by the throat and lifts him high into the air and chokeslam him through a catering table the other stage hand runs for his life.
The fans in the arena are stunned by Yarmouth's action's as 5 security men comes rushing at Yarmouth but Yarmouth hits a big boot to one of the security men and double clothesline two more sending them crashing to the mat the two remaining security men look at each other and then run the opposite way.
Yarmouth then carries on down the corridor and see's a poster of M&M he glares at the poster then rips it of the wall and throws it on to the ground.
Yarmouth: M&M you two idiots are gonna get what's coming to you pissed or not Yarmouth and Stefan are gonna kick your ass win or not I don't give a crap just as long as I get my hands on that bitch Aubrey J. Parker women are the worst form of life and need to be taken out you will be destroyed ripped from limb to limb I will break every single bone in your body god help me and god help you, you fucking bitch.
Yarmouth then carries on walking then turns round looking at the damage he as coursed and then just laughs as the titron then fades to black, the crowd in the arena still shocked at the state Yarmouth is in.
