Post by yarmouth1 on Sept 5, 2012 9:55:52 GMT -4
Wednesday 5TH 2012.
The day that Yarmouth nearly ended the world.
Yarmouth: God I'm really tired. Training has taken out of me this week. I must have a lie down on the sofa.
I walk over to the sofa and have lie down taking my jumper off as it was getting hot in my hotel room then I slowly close my eye's and drift off into a deep sleep.
Suddenly I was woken up by a squirt of water from outside my living room window I stand up and rush over to the window and see women flying around on scooters like the one's in the Judge Dredd films. I snarl at the women hating them so much from what happened with Julie my EX girlfriend but then he notices they are wearing we love Yarmouth t-shirts on them and are blasting buildings with water guns attached to the side of the scooters making them get really soaking wet.
Yarmouth then see's a space like weapon at the side of the sofa I quickly pick it up and rush down stairs and onto the streets below and start to squirt water at anything that moves. The women on the flying scooters swoop down to Yarmouth and are floating just above my head waiting for instructions.
Yarmouth: Destroy everyone but find me those American ass holes that look like Johnny Sykes & Jair Hopkins because I will destroy them myself's.
The women on the flying scooter about twenty of them fly off shooting there water guns as they go. I continue to blast away with my own water gun aiming at cars and Lorry's. A man trying to zoom off on his motorbike. I point my water gun at him press the trigger and hit the back wheel of the bike and he falls off his bike needing medical help and I just laugh at the action I have just witnessed.
Two of the women on their scooter comes flying round a burning building both with nets dangling from there scooters I look closely and see they have brought my victims that look like Johnny Sykes & Jair Hopkins. They are both screaming with fear shouting "let us go, Please don't hurt us" The two nets come hurtling down to the ground when they are released from the flying scooters bouncing to the ground and come to a grinding holt at my feet I raise my weapon for a moment as the two Asylum stars beg for there life's.
Yarmouth: Listen up you American ass holes you two are the biggest loser's this company has ever seen give me one reason why I shouldn't blast you two right here right now.
The two men pick themselves up off the ground but are too scared to voice there opinion's with the water gun pointing to there heads.
Yarmouth: OK I see that your shit scared of me with my water gun because when it comes to the crunch. You two American ass holes don't have the balls to stand up to The European Invasion as you can see by the destruction my bitches have caused. Things have only just got started.
I will let you both get away this time cos me and Stefan want you in that ring so we can teach you American ass holes a thing or two and the first lesson will be pain and lots of it, We will make you suffer and then suffer some more we will toy with you think you are going to win just like this water gun will get your hair tied in a knot together.
You said we are are team that has just been thrown together may be we are but we have one thing in common we hate Americans so we hate you two, you two are the scum of the earth Johnny Sykes the prince of hardcore more like the prince of dog shit, Your a high risk taker who flies around the ring the only time you will be flying is when your head gets ripped of your shoulders and bounces out of the ring you my friend are just a low life a no good loser and will win nothing in APW.
Then we have Jair Hopkins the man from where I live in the shit hole of New York. I'm gonna pay attention to you my friend you are the weakest link in that team of yours you are small fry and little squirt that needs to be put to rest in the soul of my boot you dare to question myself and Stefan Raab saying that we are too big for our boots and have achieved nothing yet well my friend we are the number one contenders to the tag team championships and have been promoted to this shit hole of a brand called Asylum which we will dominate for years to come.
So with that being said I will give you the count of ten to get the hell out of my sight before I use this water gun on you both.
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Before I get to six the two men start to run and turn round a corner out of Yarmouth's site then the women on the scooters fly around to see what is happening and fly round to where I am standing and then get pissed off with me that I let the two American as holes leave with there life's all twenty of them float above me and then start to blast me with there water guns and got me soaking wet that I need to change my clothes as soon as I get in my house.
I wake up and jump up the off the sofa and look out of the hotel window and see everything as it should be and the man that crashed on the motor bike zooms off into the distance as I wipe my brow walk over to the kitchen and poor myself a glass of water and down it in one after I have changed my wet clothes.
The day that Yarmouth nearly ended the world.
Yarmouth: God I'm really tired. Training has taken out of me this week. I must have a lie down on the sofa.
I walk over to the sofa and have lie down taking my jumper off as it was getting hot in my hotel room then I slowly close my eye's and drift off into a deep sleep.
Suddenly I was woken up by a squirt of water from outside my living room window I stand up and rush over to the window and see women flying around on scooters like the one's in the Judge Dredd films. I snarl at the women hating them so much from what happened with Julie my EX girlfriend but then he notices they are wearing we love Yarmouth t-shirts on them and are blasting buildings with water guns attached to the side of the scooters making them get really soaking wet.
Yarmouth then see's a space like weapon at the side of the sofa I quickly pick it up and rush down stairs and onto the streets below and start to squirt water at anything that moves. The women on the flying scooters swoop down to Yarmouth and are floating just above my head waiting for instructions.
Yarmouth: Destroy everyone but find me those American ass holes that look like Johnny Sykes & Jair Hopkins because I will destroy them myself's.
The women on the flying scooter about twenty of them fly off shooting there water guns as they go. I continue to blast away with my own water gun aiming at cars and Lorry's. A man trying to zoom off on his motorbike. I point my water gun at him press the trigger and hit the back wheel of the bike and he falls off his bike needing medical help and I just laugh at the action I have just witnessed.
Two of the women on their scooter comes flying round a burning building both with nets dangling from there scooters I look closely and see they have brought my victims that look like Johnny Sykes & Jair Hopkins. They are both screaming with fear shouting "let us go, Please don't hurt us" The two nets come hurtling down to the ground when they are released from the flying scooters bouncing to the ground and come to a grinding holt at my feet I raise my weapon for a moment as the two Asylum stars beg for there life's.
Yarmouth: Listen up you American ass holes you two are the biggest loser's this company has ever seen give me one reason why I shouldn't blast you two right here right now.
The two men pick themselves up off the ground but are too scared to voice there opinion's with the water gun pointing to there heads.
Yarmouth: OK I see that your shit scared of me with my water gun because when it comes to the crunch. You two American ass holes don't have the balls to stand up to The European Invasion as you can see by the destruction my bitches have caused. Things have only just got started.
I will let you both get away this time cos me and Stefan want you in that ring so we can teach you American ass holes a thing or two and the first lesson will be pain and lots of it, We will make you suffer and then suffer some more we will toy with you think you are going to win just like this water gun will get your hair tied in a knot together.
You said we are are team that has just been thrown together may be we are but we have one thing in common we hate Americans so we hate you two, you two are the scum of the earth Johnny Sykes the prince of hardcore more like the prince of dog shit, Your a high risk taker who flies around the ring the only time you will be flying is when your head gets ripped of your shoulders and bounces out of the ring you my friend are just a low life a no good loser and will win nothing in APW.
Then we have Jair Hopkins the man from where I live in the shit hole of New York. I'm gonna pay attention to you my friend you are the weakest link in that team of yours you are small fry and little squirt that needs to be put to rest in the soul of my boot you dare to question myself and Stefan Raab saying that we are too big for our boots and have achieved nothing yet well my friend we are the number one contenders to the tag team championships and have been promoted to this shit hole of a brand called Asylum which we will dominate for years to come.
So with that being said I will give you the count of ten to get the hell out of my sight before I use this water gun on you both.
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Before I get to six the two men start to run and turn round a corner out of Yarmouth's site then the women on the scooters fly around to see what is happening and fly round to where I am standing and then get pissed off with me that I let the two American as holes leave with there life's all twenty of them float above me and then start to blast me with there water guns and got me soaking wet that I need to change my clothes as soon as I get in my house.
I wake up and jump up the off the sofa and look out of the hotel window and see everything as it should be and the man that crashed on the motor bike zooms off into the distance as I wipe my brow walk over to the kitchen and poor myself a glass of water and down it in one after I have changed my wet clothes.
