Post by yarmouth1 on Sept 13, 2012 9:01:06 GMT -4
This tout was brought to you by the monster that is Yarmouth.
The titantron fizzes into life when the crowd gives a mixed reaction to the monster Yarmouth who appears on screen wearing a T-shirt which reads who is next for some pain? and also wearing blue jeans I smile into the camera and rub my hands through my hair.
Yarmouth: So this week me and Stefan have upset a lot of folks in APW apparently we have done or said some things that have got up a lot of peoples noses. Well what can I say guys we should settle our differences in the ring if you wanna a shot at me or Stefan then fine bring it on not moan about it settle it in the ring.
I rub my chin with my finger.
Yarmouth: Enough about that onto my next opponent this week on Asylum I have The Soul Of Philly TJ. This kid is good, tall and very strong just like me but the difference between me and you fella is that I like to fight on you're bio sheet you say you don't like to trade punches? Well fella I love to trade punches and you my friend are gonna have so many punches you just don't know what's coming next.
The crowd in the arena start to boo the bad ass boom.
Yarmouth: Now TJ I know my career here on Asylum has not got of to the best of starts and since me and Stefan have not won a match yet as The European Invasion on Asylum but that will not stop me from kicking your arse in that ring tonight.
The crowd start to boo Yarmouth.
Yarmouth: Things have got to change for me and Stefan we cannot and will not keep losing like this each and every week. At Shockwave we dominated that match and deserved to be number one contenders for those tag team belts so this week I will give my all in getting that first win under my belt and unfortunatly for you TJ it starts with you fella.
Again the crowd boo Yarmouth.
Yarmouth: All the pain I have suffered through losing my baby and then been dumped by Julie well that has got to boiling point and now I shall release it all on you TJ you shall feel the wrath of Yarmouth, You shall feel the pain that I have inside of me urging to get out and out it shall come all over your pathetic self and you will know what I am going through.
This is going to be my first win here on Asylum the first time I have tasted victory for myself then after this match I will win my next match and so and so on and there's nothing you can do stop it.
I will use my strength and my power to beat you TJ the one thing that your afraid of to get into a fight and that is where you will fail in your quest to defeat the Bad Ass Boom. I will look down at your broken body and laugh at you at the damage I have caused, Laugh at the pain you are in all six foot eleven and two hundred and eight five pounds of you broken in half twisted like a pretzel screaming in pain or if not screaming then knocked out cold and with the referee holding my hand high in victory.
Again the crowd in the arena start to boo loudly.
Yarmouth: Last week TJ you too lost against Michael Callahan for the chance to be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber at One Night In Hell and you will be looking for a quick return to winning ways but I will not let that happen fella I will not become the whipping boy of Asylum I need to win this match just to prove all the doubters wrong all the doubters that said I should have not left Meltdown and that I was not good enough for Asylum I will prove all the doubters wrong and will shove victory after victory right back in the faces until they realise that I am the one they need to fear that I am the man they need to beat.
I take a deep breath.
Yarmouth: Then when I know that I am ready. It will be time to get some gold and dominate Asylum for years to come. I will get to the top of Asylum and be the man but first I must break you TJ break you in half and work my way out of this slump and to the top of this tree and that will come fella.
I need this match, I need to get this win and then move onto the next one you may my friend have come at the wrong time to face me fella. I will dominate you throw you around the ring like a little rag doll yes your a big man but I am the man thats going to beat you and beat you well as your American you know my feelings about American's I will punish you even more and break your spirit and all the hearts of every American that cheers you watching on TV back home in the shit hole that is America.
My hatred for you TJ is so much that I cannot even look you in the eye if I do then it will be bad news for you fella. I have an empty soul that needs to feed of pain, Pain that I give to you and pain that you give to me it drives me on and on to be the best that I can. I need to win and you know that and that is why you will fear me in that ring out there in the arena.
The crowd in the arena boo loudly as Yarmouth then gives a little smile as the Titron then fades to black.
The titantron fizzes into life when the crowd gives a mixed reaction to the monster Yarmouth who appears on screen wearing a T-shirt which reads who is next for some pain? and also wearing blue jeans I smile into the camera and rub my hands through my hair.
Yarmouth: So this week me and Stefan have upset a lot of folks in APW apparently we have done or said some things that have got up a lot of peoples noses. Well what can I say guys we should settle our differences in the ring if you wanna a shot at me or Stefan then fine bring it on not moan about it settle it in the ring.
I rub my chin with my finger.
Yarmouth: Enough about that onto my next opponent this week on Asylum I have The Soul Of Philly TJ. This kid is good, tall and very strong just like me but the difference between me and you fella is that I like to fight on you're bio sheet you say you don't like to trade punches? Well fella I love to trade punches and you my friend are gonna have so many punches you just don't know what's coming next.
The crowd in the arena start to boo the bad ass boom.
Yarmouth: Now TJ I know my career here on Asylum has not got of to the best of starts and since me and Stefan have not won a match yet as The European Invasion on Asylum but that will not stop me from kicking your arse in that ring tonight.
The crowd start to boo Yarmouth.
Yarmouth: Things have got to change for me and Stefan we cannot and will not keep losing like this each and every week. At Shockwave we dominated that match and deserved to be number one contenders for those tag team belts so this week I will give my all in getting that first win under my belt and unfortunatly for you TJ it starts with you fella.
Again the crowd boo Yarmouth.
Yarmouth: All the pain I have suffered through losing my baby and then been dumped by Julie well that has got to boiling point and now I shall release it all on you TJ you shall feel the wrath of Yarmouth, You shall feel the pain that I have inside of me urging to get out and out it shall come all over your pathetic self and you will know what I am going through.
This is going to be my first win here on Asylum the first time I have tasted victory for myself then after this match I will win my next match and so and so on and there's nothing you can do stop it.
I will use my strength and my power to beat you TJ the one thing that your afraid of to get into a fight and that is where you will fail in your quest to defeat the Bad Ass Boom. I will look down at your broken body and laugh at you at the damage I have caused, Laugh at the pain you are in all six foot eleven and two hundred and eight five pounds of you broken in half twisted like a pretzel screaming in pain or if not screaming then knocked out cold and with the referee holding my hand high in victory.
Again the crowd in the arena start to boo loudly.
Yarmouth: Last week TJ you too lost against Michael Callahan for the chance to be in the Extreme Elimination Chamber at One Night In Hell and you will be looking for a quick return to winning ways but I will not let that happen fella I will not become the whipping boy of Asylum I need to win this match just to prove all the doubters wrong all the doubters that said I should have not left Meltdown and that I was not good enough for Asylum I will prove all the doubters wrong and will shove victory after victory right back in the faces until they realise that I am the one they need to fear that I am the man they need to beat.
I take a deep breath.
Yarmouth: Then when I know that I am ready. It will be time to get some gold and dominate Asylum for years to come. I will get to the top of Asylum and be the man but first I must break you TJ break you in half and work my way out of this slump and to the top of this tree and that will come fella.
I need this match, I need to get this win and then move onto the next one you may my friend have come at the wrong time to face me fella. I will dominate you throw you around the ring like a little rag doll yes your a big man but I am the man thats going to beat you and beat you well as your American you know my feelings about American's I will punish you even more and break your spirit and all the hearts of every American that cheers you watching on TV back home in the shit hole that is America.
My hatred for you TJ is so much that I cannot even look you in the eye if I do then it will be bad news for you fella. I have an empty soul that needs to feed of pain, Pain that I give to you and pain that you give to me it drives me on and on to be the best that I can. I need to win and you know that and that is why you will fear me in that ring out there in the arena.
The crowd in the arena boo loudly as Yarmouth then gives a little smile as the Titron then fades to black.
