Post by Delikado on Sept 17, 2012 19:58:47 GMT -4
Rumors are circulating that as of last night, the mother of CJ Gates went missing from the hotel that Overdrive Champion Delikado and his Deli Tee Vee staff were staying at. Initial reports are still fuzzy, but the alleged story is that Delikado's grunts, Jet and Moss Carrington, were watching over the room Mrs. Gates was staying in, when they were pummeled over their heads by an unknown person who proceeded to escort Mrs. Gates from the building and into a vehicle. The person was said to be clothed in a manner that completely hid any noteworthy features, making it impossible to determine the person's identity.
"Yeah, we were just keeping guard over that old lady when we got whacked off. In the head!" said Jet Carrington as he rubbed the bump on his head. "Totally whacked off good while we kept watch over CJ's mom!" responded Moss Carrington with an equally impressive bump on the noodle. "We woke up and she was--" Moss started, "Gone!" finished Jet without any reason at all except to grab precious quotes in this article.
Recently Mrs. Gates had been "borrowed" by Delikado and his gang to serve as a "representative" on behalf of the Gates family while the DTV team traveled to their newly acquired news media company "Something LOUD and OBNOXIOUS", with the intent of merging it with the Deli Tee Vee empire after a recent contract signing made the joining of media groups official. The act of bringing Mrs. Gates along was labeled as a means of assuring "greater friendship" between Gates and the Overdrive Champion when business starting "poppin'" as a random staffer put it. CJ Gates had previously permitted the idea with some disdain, and he has yet to be reached for comments.
Deli Tee Vee crews searched for Mrs. Gates for a hearty three and a half minutes before "Sons of Anarchy" came back from commercial and everyone called it quits, reckoning CJ's mother was, "probably dead, as old people do that sometimes" commented Delikado's lawyer Manny Valdez. Nonetheless, Mr. Valdez later approached APW's President Jeff to inquire as to whether the President had any clue as to what happened. The President responded that he, "hadn't the slightest idea where she would have gone, or who would have taken her from Delikado's hotel." In order to silence the chatty lawyer's further demands for answers and assistance, President Jeff told the lawyer to, "Take someone else ", and promptly pawned off Cindy Shannon to accompany Delikado and his team on their "Something LOUD and OBNOXIOUS"/Deli Tee Vee "trip", which is said to conclude this week.
Further prodding for aid in finding a culprit or Mrs. Gates was non-existent, suggesting Delikado and his team held little to no interest and were just going to sweep the issue under the proverbial rug. All Valdez was said to have done was declare that his client's expansion and furthering of the supremacy of the Overdrive Championship would hardly be as trivial as a "trip" and snidely left to a chuckle from the President.
On a final, yet unrelated, note, Delikado's own mother Charlot of Brest was said to have been inflicted with a sudden "bug" and would be heading back to France to recover, unable to join her son and his crew to the event. Delikado asks that all of APW pray for his "dear mama", and also be prepared for some of "THE most awesome shit to come when the combined 'Deli Tee Vee-Something LOUD and OBNOXIOUS' mega-empire comes to full power in these next few days! Specifically, Delikado wants Mark Mania to take a look at what happens, and know it's a FACT! that he's the first one who will face the power of BAWSEness all over his face when he comes to fight for Delikado's title!", as the Overdrive Champion was quoted as yelling.
More on this story as it develops...
"Yeah, we were just keeping guard over that old lady when we got whacked off. In the head!" said Jet Carrington as he rubbed the bump on his head. "Totally whacked off good while we kept watch over CJ's mom!" responded Moss Carrington with an equally impressive bump on the noodle. "We woke up and she was--" Moss started, "Gone!" finished Jet without any reason at all except to grab precious quotes in this article.
Recently Mrs. Gates had been "borrowed" by Delikado and his gang to serve as a "representative" on behalf of the Gates family while the DTV team traveled to their newly acquired news media company "Something LOUD and OBNOXIOUS", with the intent of merging it with the Deli Tee Vee empire after a recent contract signing made the joining of media groups official. The act of bringing Mrs. Gates along was labeled as a means of assuring "greater friendship" between Gates and the Overdrive Champion when business starting "poppin'" as a random staffer put it. CJ Gates had previously permitted the idea with some disdain, and he has yet to be reached for comments.
Deli Tee Vee crews searched for Mrs. Gates for a hearty three and a half minutes before "Sons of Anarchy" came back from commercial and everyone called it quits, reckoning CJ's mother was, "probably dead, as old people do that sometimes" commented Delikado's lawyer Manny Valdez. Nonetheless, Mr. Valdez later approached APW's President Jeff to inquire as to whether the President had any clue as to what happened. The President responded that he, "hadn't the slightest idea where she would have gone, or who would have taken her from Delikado's hotel." In order to silence the chatty lawyer's further demands for answers and assistance, President Jeff told the lawyer to, "Take someone else ", and promptly pawned off Cindy Shannon to accompany Delikado and his team on their "Something LOUD and OBNOXIOUS"/Deli Tee Vee "trip", which is said to conclude this week.
Further prodding for aid in finding a culprit or Mrs. Gates was non-existent, suggesting Delikado and his team held little to no interest and were just going to sweep the issue under the proverbial rug. All Valdez was said to have done was declare that his client's expansion and furthering of the supremacy of the Overdrive Championship would hardly be as trivial as a "trip" and snidely left to a chuckle from the President.
On a final, yet unrelated, note, Delikado's own mother Charlot of Brest was said to have been inflicted with a sudden "bug" and would be heading back to France to recover, unable to join her son and his crew to the event. Delikado asks that all of APW pray for his "dear mama", and also be prepared for some of "THE most awesome shit to come when the combined 'Deli Tee Vee-Something LOUD and OBNOXIOUS' mega-empire comes to full power in these next few days! Specifically, Delikado wants Mark Mania to take a look at what happens, and know it's a FACT! that he's the first one who will face the power of BAWSEness all over his face when he comes to fight for Delikado's title!", as the Overdrive Champion was quoted as yelling.
More on this story as it develops...
