Smoking weed

[Lord Raab]

Smoking weed. Anaheim, California. Monday 17th September.

It has been a while since Stefan had tried to smoke weed and had even done songs about it but he was literally not in the mood to listen for rules or anything. It was a hot day in California where he lived. He had his good friend Joey Kelly with him who also wanted to try to smoke weed.

Joey Kelly: Hey. What's this weed crap we are going to smoke?

Stefan Raab: It's something that I got from doing my videos of legalizing dope all those years ago and now I regret it especially when my opponent seems to do is smoke it and get high all the time.

Stefan had actually smoked weed in the past but he hadn't done it for a long time mainly because he was focusing on being with his kids. He was at the seaside with Joey and thinking what to do although he knew he had to talk about Jason Kash his opponent on Asylum on Sunday. Needless to say that he has come across some real arrogant people in the past even some worse than Jason but never had he came across someone that also smoked drugs in his lifetime which was all the time. Stefan brought some drugs that he had left over from Germany when he done music videos for legalizing pot and weed and they turned out to be quite big hits in Germany.

Joey rolled up weed in the cigarette and he smoked it and coughed a little bit because he hadn't tried it before while Stefan has so he didn't cough at all but he was enjoying the time that he was at the seaside where hardly anyone was around and he was angry. Angry with the losses he had been getting and also angry that he was facing someone that he didn't want to face in the ring at all because Stefan didn't really see any interest in Jason at all.

Joey Kelly: This shit is good Stefan but tell me why we are doing this?

Stefan Raab: Because my opponent this week Jason Kash tends to get fucking high all the time although we are now but I am pissed off about facing him because I didn't want to face him in the ring. In fact I hate people that think drugs get you somewhere in life when they don't.

Joey Kelly: You serious dude? Jason sounds like a right wanker to do this shit every single day.

Stefan Raab: Yet he's a champion that doesn't get drug tested? Pathetic. He's like a little child getting everything he wants in life. He has no idea on how pissed off I am.

Joey Kelly: Oh yes I know you are pissed off for sure. I have never seen you so fired up for a match before.

Stefan Raab: That's because I am Joey to a little bitch that he is.

Stefan had quite a bit to say about Jason Kash although he clearly doesn't know that much about him at all but he has looked up online to see what he could dig out and there was a lot of information that he could take the piss out of him about. Something he needs to do with his anger even though he had been training in the wrestling school he was at all afternoon but now it was night time with nobody around and that's when his memory comes to him at best. He begins to speak after smoking another joint of weed.

Stefan Raab: Jason. You know that you do make yourself look stupid don't you doing this crap every single day? It's no wonder why you don't seem to have a life or any friends to hang around with because you do this crap. Seriously what a kind of champion actually goes out and smokes weed everyday? All of this crap about you not smoking weed before matches is complete utter bullshit because I know damn well you do and heck a lot of other people say you do as well so I am not the only one to think that am I? Hasn't nearly every wrestler been brought up in poverty and hanging around drug scene when they were kids? That didn't happen to me at all. I was born in a rich family that I didn't need to hang around with gangs and do drugs with every night.

In fact what I did was I went to school got really good grades and ended up being successful of what I did with my life something you clearly haven't achieved in your life at all apart from getting all of these titles but then I remember you fucked up a few times too with losing your heavyweight title to Anthony Bailey and then somehow without deserving of a shot for a title you go and win the Suicidal title. That makes you sound real sad going from one big title to one of the lowest forms of titles on the Asylum brand. You are just like Young Mennie and I am surprised you don't go and have a joint with him seeing that he does this shit as well.

Stefan paused for a second that he was being a bit of a hypocrite himself but he was just showing Jason an example to why you shouldn't do drugs. It wasn't that much of an experience to Stefan but he had to get across somewhere to get into Jason's head. He most likely wouldn't remember anything the next day anyway because his memory was still messed up and he sees Joey just chilling out.

Joey Kelly: So this guy messed up his heavyweight chances?

Stefan Raab: No. He messed up on not retaining the World Heavyweight title that he lost to Anthony Bailey. Twice he fucked up because of his drug addiction with this weed we are smoking and do you know what?

Stefan throws the weed in the water to make sure it all goes away and he knows he's better than this to not do something like this of a kind as it was pathetic to him and he begins to speak again.

Stefan Raab: I am better than that. Why the fuck did I do that like seriously? That was a waste of my goddamn time.

Joey Kelly: Most Americans do drugs and it makes them look dumber than they already look.

Stefan Raab: No no Joey. They are dumb and stupid because they think they are the best wrestlers in the world when clearly they fuck things up over and over again just like Jason does clearly.

Stefan had to laugh when he remembered something about Jason having to be on Meltdown and having to win matches because he was struggling so bad to win at least one match on the Asylum brand that he picked to bully his tag team partner Yarmouth which was something he should be pissed about and he was because no one picks on Stefan's friends or family. He threw some chairs into the sea because he was angry and pissed that he hadn't won matches as of late.

Stefan Raab: You are a real big man aren't you going over to Meltdown and beating up Yarmouth to get a win just because you got so mentally weak that everyone on Asylum was kicking your ass and you decide to pick on him? You are a fucking bully but that's OK because now that I am on Asylum along with Yarmouth. You think you can easily beat me? Ha not in a million years because when you face me in the ring on Sunday night. I am going to be a pissed off angry person that no one can see it coming and I am changing a lot since that tag team title loss that me and Yarmouth had on Overdrive. I am going to bully you all over that ring and give you the payback you truly deserve on what you did to him. I also read on your bio that you like violence? Oh that's perfect because I do as well and when it comes to weapons. I am very good at fighting in that sort of style which is why I wanted to be on Asylum because I love violence and that's something you clearly did not know anything about.

The mood I am in I would feel like busting your fucking face up and have blood pouring out everywhere on your head Jason. If you was a man to pick on Yarmouth on Meltdown then you can be a man and do the same to me. I would never go on Meltdown to get myself a win because that's just cheap to get yourself even more well known and beating the rookies to do that. I prefer to get wins the hard way rather than taking the easy highway ticket to go over to Meltdown and win there. What a fucking loser you are for doing that. I can call you a loser since you lost again last week to Julius Farquhar this time. You already are a fluke champion that loses matches time and time again and the only time you win matches is on big Pay Per View events.

Joey Kelly: What really on Jason winning matches on Pay Per View events only?

Stefan Raab: Oh yes Joey that is true since that's the last time he won a decent match and me as well but then again I upped my game at the PPV and well he did as well but he hasn't shown me anything that I could see as a threat not a chance in hell especially the amount of weed he smokes too.

Stefan was also talking to his friend as well as talking about the match as he kind of needed to do that right now being pissed off every single day. It was a good way of relaxing away from the ring area although he had been training a lot harder than usual these last few days pushing himself like he was ready to fight. Of course he was going to continue to train during the week.

Stefan Raab: This weed I smoked is making my mind going more crazy than usual. I don't know how the fuck you live your life like that especially a weak American that grew up on the streets not having a good education and end up in the dumps because your parents didn't care about you enough I presume and just get born into fighting. Ha you stupid man. That's what most wrestlers are like but oh no. I wanted to wrestle because I enjoyed beating people up just like you do so I hear Jason. Not many people like me and do you know what I say to that? I don't give a fucking shit because I can fight and so can Yarmouth and it's just as well that you and TJ don't like each other seeing that your arses will be beaten by us both.

There is nothing more I want to do than beat your old ass up in the middle of the ring because you have a big mouth and maybe if I defeat you then I could become a threat to your Suicidal title as well as either Johnny Sykes or Jair Hopkins whoever wins that match. It proves that me and Yarmouth would be willing to be in singles matches going for gold there as well as the tag team gold. One day me and Yarmouth will have all the singles titles and the tag team titles as well like some wrestlers have done before. What is making you wrestle more Jason since you have done everything in the wrestling business? Thought so being a greedy bitch that you are.

Stefan stopped as he had more things to say to him later on during the week since he had better get home to Fizz before she started to worry about him as he left the seaside with Joey and they went back to his house to chill out for most of the night before Joey makes his way home for Stefan to spend time with Fizz the rest of the night.

TAGS; Jason Kash
WORDS; 2102 without coding and 2310 with coding
NOTES; Part 1 of 2 RP's for this week.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X