Post by Streets Wilson on Jul 27, 2008 22:25:15 GMT -4
( A dark street corner is shown. The only light being provided by a dim flickering streetlight. A lone man with a microphone can be seen standing underneath the light, he has a fully grown in mustache. Slowly, off in the distance, a dark figure can be seen approaching. The figure seems to be walking with a purpose. Slowly but surely, noticeable features can be recognized as they come into view: this man is tall, muscular, and is wearing a black fedora. Dark sunglasses cover his eyes. His expression an odd cross between a grin and a frown. He's very close now. On the moment he approaches the screen he dramatically removes his sunglasses and immediately begins to speak towards it)
Streets Wilson: They call me Streets Wilson, for reasons that will soon become apparent. I'm a man to feared. A man to be respected. If I am shown neither, there will be consequences. I'm the reason you lock your doors at night; the reason you-
(the man standing there with the microphone has a confused look on his face)
Man with mic: Mr. Wilson
(Streets Wilson's expression changes into one of severe anger)
Streets Wilson: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE VOICE OF THE STREETS
Man with mic: sir... you asked me to come out here to do the interveiw
(Streets Wilson quickly slaps the man casually in the mouth, then proceeds to snatch the mic out of the confused man's hands.)
Streets Wilson: You see?!!! You see what happens when you disrespect ME
(The confused mans eyes become glossy)
Confused man: But I was just
(Streets Wilson immediately pulls out a switchblade and at the speed of light: shaves off half the mans mustache)
Streets Wilson(as if nothing happened): Its going to become very obvious very soon that Streets Wilson is the best thing going today. But don't take my word for it, step inside the ring with me. Find out what it feels like when your standing across from a man you know you can not beat. I can not be stopped inside the ring, or out of it. If you cross paths with me, its best to reserve a hospital bed in advance. I don't hesitate to smash faces. People come from all around the world to see the legendary Streets Wilson wrestle. I'M A STAR. I've broken necks while signing checks on 3 different continents. Oh yes, do the research, I mean that literally. All potential oponents would do well to heed this warning. Because now I'm coming to your federation. Now I'm wrestling in your ring. I have been trained in the most deadly fighting arts known to mankind. Techniques tested in times of WAR.
(By now the man with half a mustache has fallen to his knees: cursing the heavens and asking what he has done to deserves such as bizarre fate. Streets Wilson ignores the man and continues talking)
Streets Wilson: Whether you all believe me or not, it won't matter soon. I'm a man of action. So when if you find yourself booked against me on the next card, don't take your own life. Face me like a man, and don't make it personal. Cause if you start something, I will most certainly finish it. So anyone watching better know this: Streets Wilson is coming to your town. and if you should have the misfortune of being put in my path, it would be in your best interest to: RUN. Run and tell your family. Run and tell your friends. Tonight is the night I die. Tonight is the night I face... Streets Wilson
(Streets tosses the microphone to the side, akwardly smashing the man who was supposed to have conducted the interview in the teeth as he knelt on the ground)
Streets Wilson: They call me Streets Wilson, for reasons that will soon become apparent. I'm a man to feared. A man to be respected. If I am shown neither, there will be consequences. I'm the reason you lock your doors at night; the reason you-
(the man standing there with the microphone has a confused look on his face)
Man with mic: Mr. Wilson
(Streets Wilson's expression changes into one of severe anger)
Streets Wilson: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE VOICE OF THE STREETS
Man with mic: sir... you asked me to come out here to do the interveiw
(Streets Wilson quickly slaps the man casually in the mouth, then proceeds to snatch the mic out of the confused man's hands.)
Streets Wilson: You see?!!! You see what happens when you disrespect ME
(The confused mans eyes become glossy)
Confused man: But I was just
(Streets Wilson immediately pulls out a switchblade and at the speed of light: shaves off half the mans mustache)
Streets Wilson(as if nothing happened): Its going to become very obvious very soon that Streets Wilson is the best thing going today. But don't take my word for it, step inside the ring with me. Find out what it feels like when your standing across from a man you know you can not beat. I can not be stopped inside the ring, or out of it. If you cross paths with me, its best to reserve a hospital bed in advance. I don't hesitate to smash faces. People come from all around the world to see the legendary Streets Wilson wrestle. I'M A STAR. I've broken necks while signing checks on 3 different continents. Oh yes, do the research, I mean that literally. All potential oponents would do well to heed this warning. Because now I'm coming to your federation. Now I'm wrestling in your ring. I have been trained in the most deadly fighting arts known to mankind. Techniques tested in times of WAR.
(By now the man with half a mustache has fallen to his knees: cursing the heavens and asking what he has done to deserves such as bizarre fate. Streets Wilson ignores the man and continues talking)
Streets Wilson: Whether you all believe me or not, it won't matter soon. I'm a man of action. So when if you find yourself booked against me on the next card, don't take your own life. Face me like a man, and don't make it personal. Cause if you start something, I will most certainly finish it. So anyone watching better know this: Streets Wilson is coming to your town. and if you should have the misfortune of being put in my path, it would be in your best interest to: RUN. Run and tell your family. Run and tell your friends. Tonight is the night I die. Tonight is the night I face... Streets Wilson
(Streets tosses the microphone to the side, akwardly smashing the man who was supposed to have conducted the interview in the teeth as he knelt on the ground)
