Post by Jason Cashe on Sept 27, 2012 13:48:47 GMT -4
The moment has been building since Sunday. Jason Kash was set to defend his Suicidal Championship not once but twice. First against Johnny Sykes and again against Jair Hopkins if he can get past Sykes first. With Sykes, he'll defend the belt on an Asylum before the upcoming APW PPV: One Night In Hell. With the match gimmick, the stipulation all on the Champion to decide. That's what was at the front of his thoughts. He had to make a decision on what he wanted to do with Sykes. Did he want something that'd play to his own strengths or something that made the match an even bigger challenge for both competitors? Then he remembered...
Asylum can hold it, it can make money from it. It's too brilliant not to do...
Jason comes into view as the scene officially opens. He's in his living room with a microphone in hand and is standing in front of his large LED Flat screen. His legs shuffling back and forth as music is being played in the background. Kash begins to sing into the mic as the chorus plays.
Jason Kash: I Need a Girl to Ride, Ride, Ride. I Need a Girl To Be My Wife! I Need a Girl who's mine, all mine...I Need a Girl IN MY LIFE!! Oh...Dangerous!! What the fuck man? I told you to warn me before you start recording!!
Hurrying to not embarrass himself, Kash shuts of the the television and his little Karaoke session. Mr. Dangerous handling the camera, moves to get a better shot of Kash as he reaches down onto a side table and lifts the Suicidal Championship off it's surface.
Jason Kash: I'll make this short and sweet so that we can get back to training. Organized Violence returning to APW will stir alot of pots and get people thinking about us. But right now, the decision needs to be made. When Reginald gave me the right to choose my match against Johnny Sykes, two matches popped into my head right away. One being a Steel Cage. It'd give us privacy and neither of us would have to worry about interference or dumb luck with a roll up...Heh. The other match that came to mind was the match I had won this belt in.
Yes, I thought maybe another Ladder Match. Not TLC mind you because doing the same match over again? Kind of boring if you ask me and in this case? I am being asked to book this match right? So after days of putting together my thoughts, I couldn't come to a clear decision. So like any good man would ask. WWJD? That of course didn't work. Then I called my Momma and asked her and she said something about hemorrhoids and toilet paper being too soft. No idea...
But see Sykes, and I do hope you see this Sykes because this is for you. Not only you but everyone who wants to see Asylum in a new light. In a light where it's respected as a Top Brand in Professional Wrestling and not just some Secondary Roster in APW. It came to me when I was taking a shit, all the best ideas come from taking a poop. In a sense my Mother envisioned this moment of thought because I think I have a hemorrhoid right now. Kind of burns. Heh, I'm getting off track though, I'm excited! What can I say Sykes, this match here will leave ZERO doubt as to who the better man is between us. Are you ready? Do you want to know the very match we will have in which EVERY pair of eyes will be watching Asylum to see?
As I sat there on that toilet. I kept trying to Pro and Con both The Steel Cage and the Ladder match. Then it donned on me....So for Asylum, I will defend MY Suicidal Championship against Johnny "I've Not Pranked ANYONE" Sykes in a....Wait for it....Wait for it....Caged Ladder Match[/u]....[/color]
The camera loses focus as Mr. Dangerous drops it from his grip. Shocked by his partners decision and hurries to refocus the camera and get it together for Kash to continue speaking.
Jason Kash: Now maybe that's not an Elimination Chamber but it gives people something old and evolves it, adapts it into something Brand New. Inside that Cage it won't be about climbing out or making a simple pinfall. It will be about rising above all the violence and steel around you and unlocking the belt to claim the ultimate prize for what this belt, what I stand for...Sykes, this match will erase years from our lives, our careers and I cannot WAIT to see you inside the cage...See ya!
Dangerous lowers the camera as the scene fades to a black screen.
Asylum can hold it, it can make money from it. It's too brilliant not to do...
Jason comes into view as the scene officially opens. He's in his living room with a microphone in hand and is standing in front of his large LED Flat screen. His legs shuffling back and forth as music is being played in the background. Kash begins to sing into the mic as the chorus plays.
Jason Kash: I Need a Girl to Ride, Ride, Ride. I Need a Girl To Be My Wife! I Need a Girl who's mine, all mine...I Need a Girl IN MY LIFE!! Oh...Dangerous!! What the fuck man? I told you to warn me before you start recording!!
Hurrying to not embarrass himself, Kash shuts of the the television and his little Karaoke session. Mr. Dangerous handling the camera, moves to get a better shot of Kash as he reaches down onto a side table and lifts the Suicidal Championship off it's surface.
Jason Kash: I'll make this short and sweet so that we can get back to training. Organized Violence returning to APW will stir alot of pots and get people thinking about us. But right now, the decision needs to be made. When Reginald gave me the right to choose my match against Johnny Sykes, two matches popped into my head right away. One being a Steel Cage. It'd give us privacy and neither of us would have to worry about interference or dumb luck with a roll up...Heh. The other match that came to mind was the match I had won this belt in.
Yes, I thought maybe another Ladder Match. Not TLC mind you because doing the same match over again? Kind of boring if you ask me and in this case? I am being asked to book this match right? So after days of putting together my thoughts, I couldn't come to a clear decision. So like any good man would ask. WWJD? That of course didn't work. Then I called my Momma and asked her and she said something about hemorrhoids and toilet paper being too soft. No idea...
But see Sykes, and I do hope you see this Sykes because this is for you. Not only you but everyone who wants to see Asylum in a new light. In a light where it's respected as a Top Brand in Professional Wrestling and not just some Secondary Roster in APW. It came to me when I was taking a shit, all the best ideas come from taking a poop. In a sense my Mother envisioned this moment of thought because I think I have a hemorrhoid right now. Kind of burns. Heh, I'm getting off track though, I'm excited! What can I say Sykes, this match here will leave ZERO doubt as to who the better man is between us. Are you ready? Do you want to know the very match we will have in which EVERY pair of eyes will be watching Asylum to see?
As I sat there on that toilet. I kept trying to Pro and Con both The Steel Cage and the Ladder match. Then it donned on me....So for Asylum, I will defend MY Suicidal Championship against Johnny "I've Not Pranked ANYONE" Sykes in a....Wait for it....Wait for it....Caged Ladder Match[/u]....[/color]
The camera loses focus as Mr. Dangerous drops it from his grip. Shocked by his partners decision and hurries to refocus the camera and get it together for Kash to continue speaking.
Jason Kash: Now maybe that's not an Elimination Chamber but it gives people something old and evolves it, adapts it into something Brand New. Inside that Cage it won't be about climbing out or making a simple pinfall. It will be about rising above all the violence and steel around you and unlocking the belt to claim the ultimate prize for what this belt, what I stand for...Sykes, this match will erase years from our lives, our careers and I cannot WAIT to see you inside the cage...See ya!
Dangerous lowers the camera as the scene fades to a black screen.
