King of Germany and the world

[Lord Raab]

The king of Germany and the world. Cologne, Germany. Saturday 29th September.

It was beginning a time where Stefan was getting hungry not to get wins again under his belt but to get some success. Already he was proving that he was becoming an real prick to other wrestlers in APW. He didn't really care for anyone but himself and Yarmouth within the company. He was spending time with his friends back in Germany and he was pretending to be some sort of empire of his country. He was like sitting in a big king chair looking like this.



He had a king's crown on his head along with wearing all gangster clothes and his friends were wondering what the hell Stefan was doing but they were finding him hilarious to say the least. Ross Anthony, Elton and Joey Kelly were at this palace that they along with Stefan were at.

Ross Anthony: Oh fucking hell Stefan. That's like the funniest thing I have ever seen you pretending to be a king along with being a gangster.

Elton: I couldn't agree more that you seem to be royalty to your country and the world itself.

Stefan Raab: Duh that's what I am trying to get into these prick's heads. I am in another match with a champion and another irrelevant person known as Jair Hopkins. Like how many times do I have to face him already?

Joey Kelly: You faced him twice haven't you this Jair Hopkins guy?

Stefan Raab: That's about right and I remember the last time I had a match like this involving him. I pinned his ass for the three count claiming me to be the number one contender for the North American title but only he has defeated me as well in a tag match a few weeks ago but enough about the past. I still want to put a hopscotch game in the middle of the ring and see how Jair does in that.

Ross Anthony: Don't forget that his name sounds a lot like a character from Star Wars.

Stefan Raab: How I have actually forgotten about that the last few times that I have faced him in the ring. Jar Jar Blinks? Does suit the guy a lot. Actually that reminds me. Joey pass me that mask.

Joey passes what seems to be like a Jair Jair Blinks mask and Stefan takes the crown off his head and puts the mask on and sticking the tongue out which almost touched the floor and putting the crown back on his head and they were still wondering why he was wearing the king's crown on his head.

Elton: Now you explained why you wearing these gangster clothes and with the mask. Why are you wearing a king's crown and also sitting in the big chair as well?

Stefan Raab: Because the so called empire known as Julius Farquhar thinks too much about the medieval times where he claims himself to be king of the world when really he isn't. He is only acting this way just because he's the tap out champion. That's really lame don't you think?

Joey Kelly: I couldn't agree with you more. You really are making yourself real hated in APW.

Stefan Raab: That's exactly what I aim to do to be hated and not be liked anywhere I go in the APW arena. That's why I am going to be known as the most hated wrestler in APW along with the other nicknames I called myself with The Killerplauze and The German Sensation.

Joey, Ross and Elton were standing next to Stefan who was sitting in the middle of the palace who had yet to talk about the upcoming match although he was taking the right piss out of them with the clothes he was wearing and how he was acting as well and it was clear that Stefan wanted to be the most hated wrestler in APW and pissing the fuck out of everyone which clearly what exactly he was doing as he just didn't care what achievements the other wrestlers have done before him. He had a sick smile on his face knowing the things he was going to say about his opponents that he was facing this week.

Stefan Raab: Shut up and let me talk about these tossers that I am going to face next Sunday.

Ross Anthony: Alright Stefan. You have my word along with Joey and Elton's. I am going to record your stuff on this cassette recorder.

Stefan Raab: They still sell cassettes? That's like ancient history right now but go ahead and record me talking shit.

Ross pressed record on the cassette recorder machine that he wanted to hear Stefan really talk about the match along with trash talking on his opponents on how much he had improved on talking down on the wrestlers he is facing next Sunday night.

Here comes the day when I am facing another champion in a match only this time against Julius Farquhar who is a and Jair Hopkins. I am sick and tired of facing against Jair Hopkins all the time. Give me a variety of wrestlers to face for goodness sake. I mean what has Jair done since he came into APW? Oh that's right apart from losing to Jason Kash for the Suicidal title. You haven't done anything and you haven't been all that impressive at all whatsoever. At least you finally came out to me and called me out. I find you real stupid and an idiot at that. Do you think I would be hurt by being called an ignorant peasant by what you said on twitter? Oh no I am not at all. There is just nothing nice I can say about you at all nothing because your career has been lacking quite a lot. I mean sure you got your title shot against Jason Kash at One Night In Hell but I know that you won't win that match at all especially that you couldn't pin me alone for the North American title shot we had a while ago. Remember that at all?

I thought as much because you got knocked out by me. I don't really care how many losses I have had and sure most people do but clearly I don't because that's what a weak man does to care about stuff like that and I am far from doing that. Am I scared of you? Hell no I am not and I don't care about you or anyone else in APW because I plan on not respecting anyone in the company. You been lacking a lot in the wrestling ring and that seems like it's going to continue more and more until there is a day where you will quit the wrestling business. You already admitted that you made mistakes and that clearly shows how stupid you are on admitting something like that. I don't admit to anything like that because that's not who I am. Americans are known for making mistakes and plenty of them at that especially going into war with Afghanistan and having more soldiers killed than the whole nine eleven disaster. I got to where I am due to hard work something that you haven't done at all.

Then we move onto the quietest person of the bunch known as Julius Farquhar who is a tap out champion. Last Sunday I faced a champion called Jason Kash and only now I am facing another one that being you Julius. OK so I can't be too nasty about England but there is one thing I don't understand and that is why are you pretending to be some sort of king when in reality you are not? I heard a saying that you would get offended if I said you come from United Kingdom. Well sorry but you do come from the United Kingdom there is no question about it. I don't really care about you being the tap out champion not at all. It's actually quite hard for me not to credit you over something since I can't be nasty towards the country because Yarmouth comes from there and you have proven time again that you are what a worthy champion stands for not like Jason who goes onto Meltdown just to make himself more of a joke than he already is. You seem to be living too much in the medieval times. This is not the thirtieth century that we live in now. Stop living in the past and actually look towards the future.

Seriously you seem to be real quiet about this match and if I was champion. I would go on to talk about the match all the time because I am all about for match hype like I have been doing all weekend. I am not one of these wrestlers that just not talk about the match oh no. I am different and I really don't care on how much you say about me because caring is what weak people do and you seem to care about that tap out title you currently hold. Why are you bothering with TJ anyway when he hasn't done anything and heck he's not wrestling this week and why? Because he is a pussy which seems like you are as well. Like I am meant to be scared by you hurting my ankle or you will try to. Not even close because I would still wrestle regardless if people like it or not which majority of the people won't like it. What I am doing here Julius is the fact how lame this is to sit on the chair being empire of the world which clearly you are not.

I hope you both will be ready to face me because the matches you have seen of me before this match takes place is history and where I come from. I don't plan on making any mistakes whatsoever. I plan to beat you both down like there will be no tomorrow. I don't care if both of you are better than me because we all know that's complete bullshit especially that I plan to make history and that's by beating both of you in one night. I defeated four men in the past on Meltdown only this time I wasn't hated as much as I plan to do as from Sunday night because unlike some people. I don't want to be liked by anyone in APW maybe except Yarmouth but I have a think about that seeing that he admits that he has been losing matches. No one should admit something like that because I don't and nor do I ever plan to either.

Ross then stopped recording on the tape recorder as he was just about done on talking about the match for now to leave for another day. Stefan was still sitting in the chair with the arrogant look he had saying this.

Stefan Raab: I am the real king of Germany and the world.

Elton: That's a bit arrogant isn't it?

Stefan Raab: Oh no it's not you silly man. I am speaking from the truth like the APW world needs to know that there is nothing that is going to stop me from achieving greatness next Sunday on kicking Jair Hopkins and Julius Farquhar asses in the ring.

Stefan then got off from the chair and taking the crown and the mask off as he then went to leave the palace that he was in and then went back to his own house to spend time with his other daughters that he had from his previous relationship and then he goes straight off to sleep.

TAGS; Jair Hopkins and Julius Farquhar.
WORDS; 2013 without coding and the picture and 2228 with coding and the picture
OUTFIT; Gangster clothes with a kings crown and a mask on his head.
NOTES; Part 1 of 2 RP's I will do this week for the match.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X