European Invasion rift in the ranks.

[yarmouth1]

Rumor has it that there's a rift in the ranks of the former number one contenders to the tag team titles.

Tension is high between the former Meltdown stars who are both on Asylum but have not had much success between them since been drafted and have been at each others throats as a result.

Neither members were available for comment Stefan Raab was busy and refused to be seen and Yarmouth grabbed the interviewer and throw him across the floor and smashed the cameraman with a boot to the face.

We will give you more information on the story as it unfolds.

[Lord Raab]

The self proclaimed number one trash talker in APW was hearing some comments about him and Yarmouth splitting up as a team. With this new side of Stefan. He says this.

Stefan Raab: I don't need losers like him costing matches for me especially that tag team title shot we had. He tapped out like a little bitch that he is and admitting mistakes all the time is only what scared people would do. Do you know what I say about the whole thing? Nothing. I was the one that had to carry Yarmouth's ass to win the elimination tag match at Shockwave and in the tag team title match. Finished and over with.

[Your JESUS]

Rumor has it that some of the boys in the back think if Stefan Raab spent less time on Twitter and focused on his in ring skills maybe he might come out on the winning side of a few matches. Again this is pure speculation and rumor as to chatter in the back. We tried to reach a few wrestlers for comment and only Michael Lively could be reached. He had this to say...

Lively: Stefan Raab is still alive, I thought that fat bastard would of had a grabber already. Hmmm...maybe I should pay him a visit?

[Lord Raab]

Stefan like usual overhears stuff about the news as he was all over the news and twitter at the moment as he hears this whole thing about him not focusing on his in ring skills. He hits back with this at Michael Lively.

Stefan Raab: Excuse me old man and the rest of the locker room come to that fact but I actually do training and work on my in ring skills everyday so that is completely bullshit about me being on twitter all day. I honestly almost forgotten about you still being around since you are on Meltdown. The only reason why you are known around here is because you are the North American champion. Seems like you are still upset about when you lost to me in a match a while ago on Meltdown remember that at all? I have changed and I am not that weak person you once saw. You want to see me? Fine bring it on.

[Your JESUS]

Michael Lively recently read the statement made by Stefan Raab. He was going to Tweet a response but he said something about being too Rugged to have a Twitter. Instead Lively spoke to one of our reporters via cell phone.

Lively: Haha...this guy wants to hang his hat on one victory. He then says I think I'm big time because I'm North American champion. Maybe so...did he win that title? Did he win the Overdrive title? How about the Xtreme title, or the world title? Didn't think so. To cap off my questions how about those tag team titles...yeah pretty sure that was a no as well. basically the dude has had next to no REAL success, but talks like he's walked in my great shoes. You tell the fat man that Michael Lively said he can eat the dick. He's nothing more then a round punching bag for the talent to beat up on. If he wishes for a few more dents in his stuffing filled mid section then all he needs to do is say the word. I can pull double duty, I will pull triple duty,I'm even ready to wrestle every damn day of the week if need be. The point is Raab isn't cut out for the spotlight, the big time. So maybe your Savior can add my saving grace to another brand, by whipping the piss out of a fat body and drag him back to the front door of APW otherwise known as Meltdown!!!

Stiff words from the self proclaimed savior of Meltdown.

[Lord Raab]

Stefan Raab: Like you are all that Michael. Hm your past achievements as champion? Who actually remembers Michael being champion around here asides from that North American title he currently holds? The reason why you still on Meltdown is because you still can't beat a couple of new wrestlers. Funny because there are two other wrestlers that haven't won matches and they were recently drafted too.

Oops did I really talk about Yarmouth there? Yes I did because I don't give a shit about him or anyone in APW. Do you want a match with me? It's clear to me that you do and I fully accept it because if there is one thing APW stars got to know is that I never back down from any challenge that I get given to me. I don't give a shit about me losing matches here.

[Jason Cashe]

Jason Kash, who isn't apart of any of this. Doesn't have a reason to enter the conversation even steps in front of a randomly and secluded camera setup. A smile on his face that you'd hate to wake up in the morning too staring at the camera with a tilted head.

Jason Kash: So let me get this straight...Yarmouth and Stefan Raab are breaking up? I thought they were having a baby together? We Are Here and Here To Stay seems a bit unpromising. You lied to us all and really should be ashamed of your failures. Germans hate minorities I thought? I knew it'd come to an end, fake celebrities and Giant Turds never get along. K-Fed and Britney, Bobby and Whitney, praise her soul Hallilurrr!! And now Yarmouth and Raab...A sad day indeed. I've got to poop, SURPRISE THERE HUH!! Bye now..

[Lord Raab]

Stefan Raab: Oh first off I get called a fixed wrestler and now I get called a fixed celebrity? God some of you are just so silly. Am I ashamed of lying to people? Hell no I don't. Nobody knows or cares about those celebs because they aren't even here in APW. Nice try Jason. I don't admit on failing because that's what Yarmouth did way too much. I never have and never will admit mistakes since I am not that kind of guy. I won't be teaming with anyone any more because as from today this German goes alone in wrestling.

[Anthony Bailey]

World Heavyweight Champion Anthony Bailey weighed in on the present rift between the European Invasion.[/b]

Anthony "The Promise" Bailey: I chatted with Raab a few days ago on Twitter and honestly, he doesn't really seem like a bad guy from what I can see. I just believe that both he and Yarmouth are two misunderstood individuals who need a bit more guidance. My advice to them would be to patch up their differences and keep trying to better themselves. Genuine friends are extremely hard to come by in this business, so when you find some you should try to hold onto them.

[Evan De Parker]

Cameras conveniently caught up with Evan Envi at his hotel room in southern Moscow, Russia. The Xtreme Champion listens to the news as it's delivered to him and sighs.

Envi: This is a shame. It's a travesty. Something... *Sigh*... Something has to be done. Anthony Bailey was right earlier when he said that these two need guidance. I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure that European Invasion remains a solid unit.

I've already taken the liberty of signing both Raab and Yarmouth up for marital counseling. I've covered all the expenses, so they can thank me later. I'll be seeing them both soon, and we'll clear up all this nonsense about European Invasion breaking up.

They're here, damnit, and here to stay. Now get out of my room, odd camera man stalker man.

[Jason Cashe]

Jason Kash once again jumps on the feed and quickly targets World Champion, Anthony Bailey.

Jason Kash: Oh shut up! Who asked you to butt into this conversation. Haha. Go jump off a cliff you big dork. You would look GREAT in a wheel chair...

[yarmouth1]

Yarmouth looks at the messages left by some of APW superstars and laughs to himself at some of the remarks.

Raab my back was hurting all the time I was in that so called tag i did all the hard work while you picked up the peaces.

Envi i respect the hell out of ya fella but you can stick the marriage counselling up your arse.

Bailey, Sorry fella this team just aint working out.

Lively you earn't the right to be North american champion and I respect you for that now go and kick that German chumps arse.

[Lord Raab]

Stefan Raab: Oh that's what everyone wishes on Lively kicking my ass. Sorry but that's not happening especially that I defeated him before. That's just typical for a weak man like you Yarmouth. A lot of bull crap comes out of your mouth saying how you carried me. You didn't carry shit and I was the one that had to carry your ass throughout the elimination tag match and the tag team title shot for that matter.

You was the one that picked up the pieces not me. This is the problem I have with you that you respect people too much. I don't respect anyone because that eats you up a lot in the wrestling business. I go alone and if you don't like it or my new attitude then that's tough. Go home and cry to your mummy Yarmouth.

[Jason Cashe]

Jason Kash: Raab, your run-of-the-mill new Attitude is weak and played out. Nothing original about you're verbal. "I don't respect anyone" "I carried you, you didn't carry shit"..You do understand that because you use curse words doesn't make you tough. It doesn't give you "attitude" that anyone worries or bends for. You beating Lively twice? Unlikely. Once is a fluke, you found a bone but that bone has been taken by a bigger dog. You are the gold fish in this ocean of Sharks. Believe that..

[President Jeff]

Guys, this is for news and rumors, not for trash talking

[Lord Raab]

Stefan Raab: Says someone that is only known for being on Meltdown making himself more of a joke. I don't believe in anything you say because you aren't worth jack to me. You just think you are a tough man because you say you are all that. Sorry but you are not. You are nothing but known for a paper champion. Can't handle the truth is that it? Yeah I thought so. Tougher than you mean? That is correct actually like that fluke win you got over me. My win over Michael was legit.

[Lord Raab]

OOC: It's all good Jeff don't worry. I will stop now. I only just saw it after I posted my post by the way.

[President Jeff]

If you guys want to continue the trash talking, feel free in the houses show board

[Jason Cashe]

It's over, he buried himself. Weak and I've lost interest. Haha. I like a good trash talk session but I'll stop. My bad Boss.