Post by The Smooth One on Oct 4, 2012 23:09:48 GMT -4
…..At the offices of Greenberg, Steinberg, Cochran and Williams:
Secretary aka Ms. Jones: Mr. Williams line 2…a Mr. 420.
Yes, put him through
uh huh….yeah I saw that.
Were you arrested?
Did they confiscate the alleged contraband? No!…Oh well then we good!
We’ll just say it was a prop. That flavored tobacco they use at the hookah bars…case closed!
I ‘ll still come out though just in case. Aight…Peace.
A brother’s work is never done. I am glad I don’t do this for a living I mean I work pro bono just to keep myself busy during my training. I come from fine stock, the best schools, best training I’ve exposed to the finest that life has to offer. I know where I come from…I know who my parents are as a matter of fact you all know who my father is!! You might know him as “Lando” aka Mr. Colt 45 not from parts unknown or Manchester?? I may have to contact my people at ICE and I may just win this match by forfeit. I have been put into a match with two classless individuals.
(Uses the intercom.. Ms. Jones please schedule me for a full body scrub after my match..thank you).
My opponents..cheaters, scoundrels, sorely lacking in personal hygiene (Ms. Jones can you schedule two more full body scrubs for my opponents they look need of bath of some kind) While they maybe talented not talented enough.
Ok Ok Ok…you may want to know why a man of my age is embarking on a pre wrestling career..well to be honest ..I don’t need to wrestle, but why deprive the masses of seeing my face, watching my advanced skill set and proving that if you set your mind to it no matter what your age you can do it, I am going to prove that here in APW.
My debut at Meltdown will be epic and well Razor and the Finnish Fella are in my way to achieving the success due to me. I see that Razor has an experience edge on me and is more concerned about this TJ. Black person but he needs to turn all of his attention to the SMOOTH ONE because before he knows it he’ll be the first to fall victim OTS-Ode to Shelly.
I was trained by Mr. Shelly D. Malenko you may know him as Dean…the man of 1000 holds… he taught me all of them and well he actually had 1 more and I just gave him a blank check for him to teach it to me. I remember when I first met Mr. Malenko on the set of the Mask of Death he was the stunt coordinator and I told him about my passion for the wrestling business. He told me when I was ready to come to his school and he would train me I went and here I am…I am anxious to get started…don’t worry about my hunger..just because I don’t have to feed my family or scrounge for my next meal doesn’t mean I am not passionate about this business
I will be victorious and just like my father would say”I had no choice”
Ms. Jones, Cancel the rest of my appointments; I am leaving for the day
Secretary aka Ms. Jones: Mr. Williams line 2…a Mr. 420.
Yes, put him through
uh huh….yeah I saw that.
Were you arrested?
Did they confiscate the alleged contraband? No!…Oh well then we good!
We’ll just say it was a prop. That flavored tobacco they use at the hookah bars…case closed!
I ‘ll still come out though just in case. Aight…Peace.
A brother’s work is never done. I am glad I don’t do this for a living I mean I work pro bono just to keep myself busy during my training. I come from fine stock, the best schools, best training I’ve exposed to the finest that life has to offer. I know where I come from…I know who my parents are as a matter of fact you all know who my father is!! You might know him as “Lando” aka Mr. Colt 45 not from parts unknown or Manchester?? I may have to contact my people at ICE and I may just win this match by forfeit. I have been put into a match with two classless individuals.
(Uses the intercom.. Ms. Jones please schedule me for a full body scrub after my match..thank you).
My opponents..cheaters, scoundrels, sorely lacking in personal hygiene (Ms. Jones can you schedule two more full body scrubs for my opponents they look need of bath of some kind) While they maybe talented not talented enough.
Ok Ok Ok…you may want to know why a man of my age is embarking on a pre wrestling career..well to be honest ..I don’t need to wrestle, but why deprive the masses of seeing my face, watching my advanced skill set and proving that if you set your mind to it no matter what your age you can do it, I am going to prove that here in APW.
My debut at Meltdown will be epic and well Razor and the Finnish Fella are in my way to achieving the success due to me. I see that Razor has an experience edge on me and is more concerned about this TJ. Black person but he needs to turn all of his attention to the SMOOTH ONE because before he knows it he’ll be the first to fall victim OTS-Ode to Shelly.
I was trained by Mr. Shelly D. Malenko you may know him as Dean…the man of 1000 holds… he taught me all of them and well he actually had 1 more and I just gave him a blank check for him to teach it to me. I remember when I first met Mr. Malenko on the set of the Mask of Death he was the stunt coordinator and I told him about my passion for the wrestling business. He told me when I was ready to come to his school and he would train me I went and here I am…I am anxious to get started…don’t worry about my hunger..just because I don’t have to feed my family or scrounge for my next meal doesn’t mean I am not passionate about this business
I will be victorious and just like my father would say”I had no choice”
Ms. Jones, Cancel the rest of my appointments; I am leaving for the day
