Germany winning over the Americans in Motocross

[Lord Raab]

Germany winning over the Americans in Motocross. Lommel, Belgium. Friday 5th October.

Last weekend in Belgium. Something big happened over the weekend in the Motocross Of Nations when Germany for the first time in seven years done what no other country have done and that was defeating Team USA in their own sport that they are at their strongest at. It was their first ever win in the nations competition and it was such a huge sport that all the riders best in the world came to compete in this competition. Stefan happened to be there to discover the winning track that happened to his country and also to try to get under Jair's skin seeing that this mud was something that he had to live by when he was a kid after finding out recently he had to live on the streets.

Of course he had his friend called Elton being with him as well as he also wanted to discover what Stefan was on about when Jair was being a slum dog of some sort that it seemed to be like having to live under something like this. Not necessary a motocross track but almost like one. Of course regarding the last thing they did with the king thing. Elton looked back on Stefan's last matches that he had and remembered that Stefan was being stupid and he begins to speak to him while standing in the middle of the starting gate.

Elton: I just realized something that you know you said that you was king of the world on Saturday? You are so stupid you know that because I found out recently that you haven't won a match since the last Shockwave Pay Per View.

Stefan Raab: Shut up Elton. Does it look like I give a shit about not winning at all in my matches?

Elton: Well you should because all this talking you been doing on twitter is just ridiculous when you haven't proved yourself in any matches lately.

Stefan Raab: Just fuck off Elton. Just because I haven't been winning doesn't mean that I haven't been improving in the ring. Look at Yarmouth and Shane Borderland. They were drafted as well and they haven't won any matches.

Elton: But you are the only one that's been doing all the talk about wins and losses on twitter and even on the website.

Stefan Raab: I really don't care at all because I am going to wrestle on my own. I don't need wrestlers telling me what to do and do any of that weak bullshit like apologising to the wrestlers for pissing them off and respecting them not even if President Jeff tells me to.

Elton and Stefan were clearly arguing on the field on Elton telling Stefan that his attitude had gone far enough while Stefan wasn't even bothering to listen to Elton as he thought even Fizz was sick of his attitude towards wrestlers in APW but it seems like that was how Stefan was going to go by and he wanted to get wrestlers to hate him but they calmed down after a few minutes and seeing that they were at the motocross track that their country won at and Stefan picks the mud up with his hands and felt it what it was like to actually stand in a middle of the track.

Elton: You realize that Jair Hopkins might've took a dump there right?

Stefan Raab: Oh god Elton that is just disgusting. I think I am going to puke.

Stefan drops the mud off his hands and vomited on the track as Elton gets him a bottle of water to wash his hands off and drink some of the water to get rid of the crap that was on his hands as he sees an empty track just full of German flags because of them winning the motocross races as a nation last weekend. He smiled at himself that his country for once destroyed America in one sport but of course he plans to do the same thing but this time against two other men in a triple threat match and of course he was going to ramble more about the upcoming match but this time it was more aimed at Jair Hopkins. Elton has the camera ready and begins to speak.

Elton: Are you ready to be filmed?

Stefan Raab: Of course I am to talk about these idiots yet again. This is going on youtube. Now shut up and let me do my thing.

Elton gets the camera ready so they can put it on youtube later on as Stefan was getting ready to talk about wrestling, twitter and also what happened here last weekend and why he was here on the motocross race track as Stefan begins to have a sick smile on his face about things he was going to say as he begins to speak.

You Americans and other nations have no idea why I am here do you? Last weekend something happened on this track and in this place that a certain nation haven't done in seven years. There was a Motocross Of Nations race and guess which nation defeated the Americans at their own game? If you thought Germany then you are correct. You see you Americans think you are so tough just what these yank riders thought only they grasp the hands of losing to Germany. Of course that is why you all are against me but why do I care to what you all think anyway? It's fucking pathetic to think that you APW stars are just like everyone else kissing each other's backsides and actually liking what they say when you all are meant to be enemies of each other.

Seems like gone are the days of wrestlers hating each others guts and become friends with other wrestlers. That shit should be dead. That reminds me a certain wrestler in this match who certainly does kiss up to a wrestler called TJ on Jair Hopkins. I heard the shit you said about me wanting wrestlers to respect me? You just don't understand do you? Ever since I joined APW I never got respect from anyone and I don't want respect or to be liked in APW any more because I am not the weak wrestler that people thought I was when I was teaming with that idiotic Yarmouth guy. No that is dead and buried now the whole tag team business and I now go alone in my wrestling career. I heard that you was homeless most of your life right? Aww how we all should feel sorry for you. Oh fuck no I don't at all because you deserved to live in the streets and be a slum dog that you are.

You crapped everywhere even in this pile of mud right here. Do you know a film called Slumdog Millionaire? That film all reminds me of you about a boy going on Indian version of Who wants to be a Millionaire because he only wanted to win money just like how I feel about you wrestling just for the money and the fame and that's about it. Just nothing impresses me about you at all in the ring and it's only typical that you would be all buddies with that pussy The Soul Of Crap. How cute that you was going to block me because you couldn't stand the insults I was giving to you on twitter? Oops too bad because it's going to continue like that to every superstar in APW. I don't give a fuck who I piss off because I am a changed man and people especially Yarmouth are going to see it sooner rather than later. I am going to make sure that I will shatter your leg and make you hop home like a one legged frog that you are and even look like.

Which brings me to my next point on Julius Farquhar. I never met anyone that is more of a pussy champion than anyone I have seen on twitter. Jason Kash and even Evan Envi have more guts on calling me out than you have Julius. You are pathetic like seriously especially on having to deal with that useless wrestler TJ. I don't fear nobody in the ring at all. Very funny on saying I have rabies on twitter when I don't. You got me mistaken for that Dilhole guy on Overdrive who has got them. No part of me wants to go even near him nor should anyone else either. You seem to love to drink tea which is what typical British people do kissing up to the queen. You think you are like Prince Charles or something when you just want to be like him. That will not happen in years to come because you are a fake empire and you know it all too well.

Tell me what makes him think that he's a threat to your title? Seriously there is no one deserving of that title shot than I do with that Tap Out title you have got. Now I know I haven't got many submission moves in my arsenal but I would be willing to change it for whole title thing. I wouldn't care if you try to break my ankle but unlike TJ. I wouldn't let it stop me from wrestling because I am not a pussy like he is blocking me on twitter. He's a jackass just like how I find with you as well. You think too much of a typical English guy wanting to drink tea and go back to medieval times like usual. Nothing new in that at all. I love how bad you speak in German. You just try to but no one barely understood the word you said. Pathetic man you are.

With the twitter thing. It's about promoting the company to other people. Like until I started on you APW stars. No one had even heard of the company let's be real here. Everyone was telling me what the fuck is APW and now because of me. I am making it well known. You can tell that people are already hating on me but that's what I want you all to do is to hate my guts as much as you can. I give no respect to my opponents or anyone in the ring because that's how I am. The only thing I care about is myself and getting more wins under my name and that will come on Sunday night beating both of your weak asses up and I will win the match. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze.

Stefan was done talking about the match as Elton stopped filming with the mini camera they got from a shop the other day as Elton thought Stefan was more arrogant than he was before when he was talking about the match last Saturday.

Elton: You need to stop being so arrogant Stefan.

Stefan Raab: No I will continue to be arrogant because no one gave a shit about me being in APW and with this hate I am getting. It's getting me more noticed by other people. Come on and ride this German motocross bike with me.

Stefan and Elton already had their motocross gear on and raced against each other for ten laps with Stefan winning most of the laps ahead of Elton who won a few but Stefan was just too fast for him as he won the races and they left the track with Elton going back to Germany while Stefan catches his flight to Singapore to sleep most of the journey and then just doing a bit of shopping before training in the gym most of the time in the hotel gym before getting himself sleep late at night.

TAGS; Jair Hopkins and Julius Farquhar.
WORDS; 2012 without coding and 2188 with coding
OUTFIT; German motocross gear with helmet and goggles.
NOTES; Good luck Jair and Julius.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X