Doctor Raab and Mini Raab

[Lord Raab]

Dr Raab and Mini Raab. Beijing, China. Saturday 13th October.

The scene starts out where Stefan was sitting in the chair but no one could see his face because the chair was turned backwards when he was looking out of the window. He was inside of the Tiananmen where he had placed his office. He wasn't the only one there. There was also Elton who was dressed up like Fat Bastard but known was Fat Jerk and also Ross Anthony who dressed up like Number Two with the eye patch and the suit he was wearing. Stefan begins to speak to himself.

Doctor Raab (Stefan Raab): So just because I attacked Johnny Knuckles and Yarmouth in a match they had last week. This GM placed me in a match against Knuckles in a Extreme Rules match? That's fine with me. I can handle anything seeing that he claims to be a real big guy when he's not.

Stefan turns the chair around and people can see he was dressed up just exactly like Doctor Evil. People can see that it was going to be almost like another Austin Powers movie but without Austin being involved. He had a mask on and Number Two begins to speak to him.

Number Two (Ross Anthony): So what are we going to do here exactly Doctor Raab?

Doctor Raab: Easy talking about Johnny Knuckles who is only making himself famous for losing matches and this little midget he has known as Mini Knuckles. I brought my own version of that and he's right here.

Fat Jerk (Elton): Oh so you brought that baby with you?

Doctor Raab: He is no baby at all. He is my clone. Bring him in here boys.

The security guards brought in mini Raab which looks exactly like the mini me version from the Austin Powers movie dressing up exactly like Stefan. It was quite enjoyable to have Stefan acting out like he was evil which in theory he was because he was being a bad guy big time and being a complete ass hole to everyone in APW. Mini Raab had his own chair and sat next to Doctor Raab. Suddenly a punk rock guy came in and begins to speak to Doctor Raab.

Scott Raab: Don't you remember me dad? I am your son.

Doctor Raab: Of course I don't because just like Johnny Knuckles you are completely irrelevant but take a seat if you want for my plans on taking over the world of wrestling.

Number Two: But how can you do that if you are not winning matches Doctor?

Mini Raab could talk and that was a big difference between the Mini Raab and Mini Knuckles that Johnny was known for on bringing in the midget guy and Stefan knew that was the only thing to remember and the Mini Raab begins to speak to Number Two.

Mini Raab: Shut up Number Two. My original clone is going to beat his ass and will take over the wrestling world.

Doctor Raab: See even Mini Raab has faith in me. He makes the most sense than any of you that are sitting here right now. I am just that god dam evil and that is exactly why we are all here today to talk about the greatness and power I have over these stupid wrestlers who seem to respect and be friends with each other. Such a sad world wrestling has become.

Fat Jerk: Come on Mini Raab. Get in my belly right now. I want to eat him for dinner.

Mini Raab: What about eating Mini Knuckles for dinner?

Fat Jerk: Yes. I didn't think of doing that. Bring Mini Knuckles to me Doctor so I can cook him and eat him up.

Doctor Raab: Not only that I bring him for you Fat Jerk but I will also beat the original Knuckles himself as well.

Scott Raab: You are such an idiot you know that dad?

Doctor Raab: Zip your mouth Scott and let me do my work.

Stefan then stood up and people see a world globe that had pin pointed the targets with a stick that were aimed at Beijing, China and also where the One Night In Hell Pay Per View event was going to be in Tokyo, Japan which wasn't too far from China and he begins to explain why everyone was looking at the globe.

You see these targets that are located right here? These are the places where I am wrestling these so called tough man Johnny Knuckles these next few days along with seeing his pathetic stupid midget that he brings to the ring for every match that he's in starting with China that I am in right now. You are first on my list Johnny on all the opponents that I said I wanted to face a while ago. Although my list needs to be updated since Shane has been taken out of action but I worry about that another time. I have been looking forward to face you in the ring ever since I was drafted to Asylum a while ago because you are almost like me in a way with the whole toughness and never say die attitude. Not many people know about that but they will sooner rather than later.

Another thing we both got in common is the fact that we both seem to be quite good at hardcore matches as well. That's where I am at my strongest you see Knuckles. There has been no one that has taken me to my limits in hardcore matches and that's certainly something I am very good at. I don't think you have a chance on winning this match against me not even close. Like I have said before earlier. I bet that I am in this match with you mainly because of what I did last week on attacking you and am I sorry for it? No I am not because that's what weak people do to apologize for everything they have done wrong. You had it coming Johnny no excuses about it since you are good for making excuses. You couldn't even beat Phil Atken in your own built up TV match and already he's far higher up on the ladder than you are.

Everyone says oh how unlucky Johnny is on not even getting a title shot or winning a title. Well I am not like everyone else feeling sorry for you. That's just not happening because I don't respect or feel sorry for anyone in the wrestling business since wrestling shouldn't be about that at all. It should be about hating each other's guts which seems like there is a lack of it nowadays. We both take every challenge on in matches and I accept all of them since I am not some kind of pussy that backs down from matches. I have done some risky stuff myself but you haven't done the ones that I have almost risked my life to do the stuff I have done. Oh I also heard your a MMA fighter as well right? To be honest nobody has heard you take part in any MMA matches. I have been in three boxing matches in my career and everyone knows about that but no one knows about your MMA career you claim to have when you don't.

I also heard that you are injured as well am I correct Knuckles? Yes I heard about how badly you got beaten up in that TV match you had at Shockwave. You was busy losing while I actually won my match in the Elimination tag match with that assclown Yarmouth. The question is when was the last time you actually won a match? Come on really everyone says when the last time me and Yarmouth won a match while you on the other hand haven't won any since god knows when but it seems to be a long time ago. You are useless and it's no wonder why that you haven't won any titles in wrestling because you are worse than me as a wrestler since I have had two title shots since I have been in APW and I joined here in May. You joined in APW long time ago and what have you got to show for it? Nothing.

Stefan was standing over the globe that had the stick pointing to the targets of where he was going to be at these next few weeks as he knows he's got to prepare for the deathmatch coming up which he had no idea what that was about and of course he couldn't wait to take part in the match because he couldn't wait to beat on Knuckles again and the one man that Stefan wanted more than Knuckles in the ring and that was Yarmouth who back stabbed Stefan in the back on attacking him with the accidental bicycle kick.

Number Two: What about the claims that Yarmouth made about you Doctor about how he carried you throughout the whole time that you was teaming with him?

Doctor Raab: Yarmouth is just a guy that just makes up a lot of bullshit. He is now trying to kiss and make up with the whole APW roster for the mistakes he's done. Don't you think that he's just a weak little man that just pretends to be tough when he isn't?

Number Two, Fat Jerk and Mini Raab all nodded in agreement but of course Scott was against his dad and he just laughed at the amount of rubbish that Doctor Raab was saying and that he knew the true facts about the tag team thing and he begins to speak about that.

Scott Raab: It was more the fact that Yarmouth was carrying your ass around dad. You never been able to take over the world of wrestling.

Uh oh Scott crossed the line there with his dad on saying things that everyone has been saying about Stefan as he had a pissed off look in his face and he got angry as he stood up and went straight over to Scott's face looking him in the eye and begins to speak.

Doctor Raab: Don't come out with that bull crap about Yarmouth carrying my ass. Who actually won the elimination tag match? Me and who was the one that didn't tap out to Noble Hart? Me so your claims along with the rest of the stupid APW roster is far from the truth. I know I was the one that carried Yarmouth all the way and then what did he do? He stabbed me in the back because he couldn't get over the fact that he was the loser of the tag team title match. Learn before saying shit like that. Now go to your room.

Scott just scoffs and leaves the office area to go to his room to think about the things he had said to his dad as Stefan wanted to continue on talking about the match but the Mini Raab had things to say about the Mini Knuckles guy.

Mini Raab: I want to beat up that some bitch of that Mini Knuckles guy. He's a perfect guy that is my size and height that is being a complete joke. He doesn't even wrestle apart from that one time with this Phil Atken guy but anyone can beat Phil let's face it on that. Maybe someday we will see each other in the ring and make you relevant to the wrestling business again and the fact you can't seem to talk either which that alone is stupid. Speak you idiot.

Thank you for that Mini Raab. Now I am going to continue to talk about you Johnny Knuckles. You see the Mini Raab can talk and he can wrestle but your midget guy can't seem to wrestle or talk like at all just kind of how I feel with you. You are useless and you can't even win matches like I have already mentioned above but the only thing that you seem to like doing is having hardcore matches. Is there any doubt in your mind that you can actually take wrestling seriously just for once? Oh what am I expecting. You are an American and we all know how Americans just do not take their wrestling seriously at all. You are like everyone else in the back making it a complete joke. I don't make jokes about wrestling at all. Heck you had to use a sledgehammer last week because you know you was scared of facing me one on one.

Everyone is talking about Jason Kash getting the punishment for his actions? I am also getting a punishment too but unlike him. I don't piss and moan about it oh no. I am glad that I am getting punished because I want to be hated and I don't want anybody in the wrestling business to like me. Wait even the GM likes me? No he doesn't really maybe that German guy that made an impact and this Finnish guy as well who like me hates the Americans. That's what you call people that want to take wrestling seriously you Johnny on the other hand don't. I wouldn't even be surprised if you stick up for that pussy known as Yarmouth. Did you see how he cried last week on Asylum? That's what you call a man that wants to be loved by everyone on the roster and being weak as hell.

Just like how I find you really weak as well Johnny wanting to be loved by the fans. You see that's where I want the fans to hate me because I don't respect nobody in APW otherwise I would be known as a weak guy in wrestling and there is no chance in hell that I will be doing that sort of thing. I will use every single weapons that people will give to us and get you busted open and Mini Raab will be down to the ring and kicking Mini Knuckles butt. I will use my Knuckles on my hands to knock you out in the middle of the ring and get you beaten down like a government mule that you won't be walking away from the match afterwards. You might be glad to have a match with me for revenge but to me it's to see who the better man is before One Night In Hell Pay Per View comes around in this deathmatch battle royal whenever that happens. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze when I will pin your ass for the three count with me going to take over the world in wrestling.

TAGS; Johnny Knuckles
WORDS; 2513 without coding and 2743 with coding
OUTFIT; Doctor Evil clothes with a Doctor Evil mask on.
NOTES; Good luck Johnny. Think of this RP as a Austin Powers movie. I really had to cut down quite a lot to get it to 2500 word limit without the coding that is.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X