Post by yarmouth1 on Oct 13, 2012 15:41:22 GMT -4
The scene opens up when I step of the 916 bus and got of in a little town called Badaling a few miles away from Beijing where the great wall of China is.
I buy a ticket for one of the cable cars to take me to the top of the mountain were the start of the wall is, There's nothing much there but by my surprise there was a Subway there so I decided to have a spot of lunch before embarking on my journey across the great wall.
It is a hot sunny day and there's a few tourists knocking about I enter the subway and order myself a ham sandwich with salad and an Ice cold drink of Lemonade with a few ice cubes in just enough to cool me down.
The counter assistant brings me my sandwich and my drink and I take it outside and sit down on a bench over looking the hills and the two cable cars taking people to a from the great wall.
I begin eating me sandwich when I look over to my right and see two teenage Chinese boys pointing at me, One of them pushes the bigger of the two boys towards me and he slowly makes his way over towards me.
The boy begins to walk up to me and ask's a question in broken English.
Boy: Hello, Sir are you man from fighting wrestling thing you know Yarmouth, You look like him he very good fighter but need some guidance.
I put down my sandwich and take a swig from my glass of Lemonade.
Yarmouth: Yeah that's me fella nice of you to notice me kid.
Boy: Me and my friend would like to ask if you could have your autograph?
Yarmouth: Sure thing kid pass me your pen.
Boy: Can you write it on my t-shirt please?
I nod towards the boy as he hands me his pen then his friend comes running up and the confirms it's Yarmouth and then he points to his shirt so I sign his as well they both bow to me in respect so I bow back at them and they quickly leave as they were been called by there parents to descend back to the bottom they were not using the cable car but using the steps instead which I thought was very brave of them as they where in for a very long and a hard walk.
I pick up my sandwich and take a huge bit out of it and then look out into the wilderness thinking what a beautiful place this was and begin to think what I am going to do to Jason Kash on Asylum this week.
Yarmouth: Kash my friend I applaud you for kicking the crap out of that German know good loser Stefan Raab Kudos to you fella but then you did one stupid thing and take out the wrong guy.
Dumb ass that you are you took out Shane Borderland instead of Stefan Raab you took out Shane for a drink and then you say you saw a spider on his face smashed that in then you say you saw the same spider on his ankle and gave that a couple of whacks too that my friend was the biggest mistake you could have ever made.
You see Johnny Diamond has you up against me, TJ and Jair Hopkins and that is not good for you fella whether it's me that starts it or I finish it one way or the other you shall be punished for your mistakes young man we when I say we I mean Yarmouth, TJ and Jair we will make sure that you pay for what you have done.
If you had taken out Raab I would have told the boss sod you fella its good now that fat German idiot is out of the picture but you didn't did you Jason you took out your former partner in crime just like you have done all the other's you have been paired with.
You seem to think that when you beat me on Meltdown that you sir can do it again and that I am a push over well fella that just aint gonna happen not this time around, and it's not your time of year fella it's my time, time to step up time to be counted time to make you pay for your mistakes.
You turned your back on Mr Dangerous not so long ago on Meltdown after you conned him into thinking you were his friend you turned on to Shane Borderland and kicked his face in so now Kash fella its your turn.
The odds are stacked against you fella we have me a huge monster who can rip your head off just like that any time I want to then we have the fella that beat me last week in a hard fort match TJ this man is strong Kash take my word his is well strong and you should be worried and last but not least we have Jair Hopkins the man that is after your title fella the one man you should be more concerned with cos he's gonna make sure that you fella are not gonna be 100% at one night in hell for your Suicidal championship.
I finish eating my sandwich and my drink stand up and walk over to the litter bin and throw them in.
I take one last look at the two cable cars that are moving up and down the mountain and start to walk the great wall of China and again start to think in my head about the up coming match on Asylum.
Yarmouth: So our great GM Johnny Diamond has teamed me up with TJ and Jair Hopkins all former members of that great show Meltdown this is gonna be interesting can me and The soul of Philly co exist together after last weeks match is Jair gonna keep his cool when he does face Kash?
This is what we will have to find out on Asylum I have no regrets about teaming up with TJ he won fare and square last week but he knows he was in a fight just like you will Kash when we face off.
Things have changed a lot since we last met fella I am no longer a push over that I once was I put up more of a fight and will do my damnedest to prove you and everyone wrong that I deserve to be on Asylum and kick your teeth in.
Been in a tag team with that German goof ball was one big mistake he filled my mind with all his hatred for the american people when I realized they aren't all that bad there even pretty cool in my book it was just one mistake that I deeply regret and I am sorry for.
Back to the match we have Kash Me TJ and Jair will all be one unit working on the same playing field and we will make you pay fella for what you did to poor old Shane Borderland he didn't deserve the beating you gave him, He didn't deserve to be taken out of the Elimination chamber match at one night in hell so you will have to suffer the consequences and you will have to face all three former Meltdown stars who are eager to get there hands on you fella and that we will do and one of us is gonna pin your shoulders to the mat 1,2,3.
I rest for a minute to take in the wonderful view of the mountains as an Eagle fly's in the air looking for his prey I smile at the beautiful site of this huge bird of prey.
Yarmouth: Just like that Eagle fella you will be my prey and when the time is right I will strike out and go for the kill if by some sort of miracle you do survive my onslaught it will be one of my fellow team members that you will fall to you have done wrong Kash and now its time to pay the price.
I carry on my walk on the great wall of china.
Yarmouth: Just like this wall Kash it is built true and strong not to be broken in two not to crumble just like i wont crumble in that ring when I face you fella, You will be the one that falls and crumbles, You will be the one that break's in two me, TJ and Jair will be the ones victorious and that is why you are running scared fella MR diamond made the right choice putting the three of us together cos he knows we can get the job and that fella is not good for you.
Even though I lost last week to TJ I still respect him enough to team up with him and like wise with Jair Hopkins me and him have not faced each other yet but he is one hell of a wrestler and will take that suicidal championship away from you Kash and I will be the first one to congratulate him when he does and then you will no longer be relevant your mind will no longer have a purpose exist and you will once again be a no body fella.
But please remember this Kash you may have taken out Shane Borderland but he will not be out forever he will come back and then he will take all his frustrations out on you and that will not be good for you but when we face you Kash at least it will give Shane some sort of comfort knowing that we kicked your ass fella.
It will cheer him up and then when you lose your title to Jair that will cheer him up too because after we have finished with you you my friend will not be 100% going into that match with Jair this time there will be no way out for you, You will not find away to win you will not worm your way out of this one Kash we will defeat you and so will Jair and then Shane will come back and kick your ass so you have a rough few weeks a head of you Kash and it all started when you decided to squash that spider.
This is all your own fault Kash no one else's but yours, You started it but Borderland will finish it Kash so don't go crying to the GM about how un fare he has been towards you its all down on you fella and your time is up.
I carry on walking up the great wall of China as the scene fades to black.
I buy a ticket for one of the cable cars to take me to the top of the mountain were the start of the wall is, There's nothing much there but by my surprise there was a Subway there so I decided to have a spot of lunch before embarking on my journey across the great wall.
It is a hot sunny day and there's a few tourists knocking about I enter the subway and order myself a ham sandwich with salad and an Ice cold drink of Lemonade with a few ice cubes in just enough to cool me down.
The counter assistant brings me my sandwich and my drink and I take it outside and sit down on a bench over looking the hills and the two cable cars taking people to a from the great wall.
I begin eating me sandwich when I look over to my right and see two teenage Chinese boys pointing at me, One of them pushes the bigger of the two boys towards me and he slowly makes his way over towards me.
The boy begins to walk up to me and ask's a question in broken English.
Boy: Hello, Sir are you man from fighting wrestling thing you know Yarmouth, You look like him he very good fighter but need some guidance.
I put down my sandwich and take a swig from my glass of Lemonade.
Yarmouth: Yeah that's me fella nice of you to notice me kid.
Boy: Me and my friend would like to ask if you could have your autograph?
Yarmouth: Sure thing kid pass me your pen.
Boy: Can you write it on my t-shirt please?
I nod towards the boy as he hands me his pen then his friend comes running up and the confirms it's Yarmouth and then he points to his shirt so I sign his as well they both bow to me in respect so I bow back at them and they quickly leave as they were been called by there parents to descend back to the bottom they were not using the cable car but using the steps instead which I thought was very brave of them as they where in for a very long and a hard walk.
I pick up my sandwich and take a huge bit out of it and then look out into the wilderness thinking what a beautiful place this was and begin to think what I am going to do to Jason Kash on Asylum this week.
Yarmouth: Kash my friend I applaud you for kicking the crap out of that German know good loser Stefan Raab Kudos to you fella but then you did one stupid thing and take out the wrong guy.
Dumb ass that you are you took out Shane Borderland instead of Stefan Raab you took out Shane for a drink and then you say you saw a spider on his face smashed that in then you say you saw the same spider on his ankle and gave that a couple of whacks too that my friend was the biggest mistake you could have ever made.
You see Johnny Diamond has you up against me, TJ and Jair Hopkins and that is not good for you fella whether it's me that starts it or I finish it one way or the other you shall be punished for your mistakes young man we when I say we I mean Yarmouth, TJ and Jair we will make sure that you pay for what you have done.
If you had taken out Raab I would have told the boss sod you fella its good now that fat German idiot is out of the picture but you didn't did you Jason you took out your former partner in crime just like you have done all the other's you have been paired with.
You seem to think that when you beat me on Meltdown that you sir can do it again and that I am a push over well fella that just aint gonna happen not this time around, and it's not your time of year fella it's my time, time to step up time to be counted time to make you pay for your mistakes.
You turned your back on Mr Dangerous not so long ago on Meltdown after you conned him into thinking you were his friend you turned on to Shane Borderland and kicked his face in so now Kash fella its your turn.
The odds are stacked against you fella we have me a huge monster who can rip your head off just like that any time I want to then we have the fella that beat me last week in a hard fort match TJ this man is strong Kash take my word his is well strong and you should be worried and last but not least we have Jair Hopkins the man that is after your title fella the one man you should be more concerned with cos he's gonna make sure that you fella are not gonna be 100% at one night in hell for your Suicidal championship.
I finish eating my sandwich and my drink stand up and walk over to the litter bin and throw them in.
I take one last look at the two cable cars that are moving up and down the mountain and start to walk the great wall of China and again start to think in my head about the up coming match on Asylum.
Yarmouth: So our great GM Johnny Diamond has teamed me up with TJ and Jair Hopkins all former members of that great show Meltdown this is gonna be interesting can me and The soul of Philly co exist together after last weeks match is Jair gonna keep his cool when he does face Kash?
This is what we will have to find out on Asylum I have no regrets about teaming up with TJ he won fare and square last week but he knows he was in a fight just like you will Kash when we face off.
Things have changed a lot since we last met fella I am no longer a push over that I once was I put up more of a fight and will do my damnedest to prove you and everyone wrong that I deserve to be on Asylum and kick your teeth in.
Been in a tag team with that German goof ball was one big mistake he filled my mind with all his hatred for the american people when I realized they aren't all that bad there even pretty cool in my book it was just one mistake that I deeply regret and I am sorry for.
Back to the match we have Kash Me TJ and Jair will all be one unit working on the same playing field and we will make you pay fella for what you did to poor old Shane Borderland he didn't deserve the beating you gave him, He didn't deserve to be taken out of the Elimination chamber match at one night in hell so you will have to suffer the consequences and you will have to face all three former Meltdown stars who are eager to get there hands on you fella and that we will do and one of us is gonna pin your shoulders to the mat 1,2,3.
I rest for a minute to take in the wonderful view of the mountains as an Eagle fly's in the air looking for his prey I smile at the beautiful site of this huge bird of prey.
Yarmouth: Just like that Eagle fella you will be my prey and when the time is right I will strike out and go for the kill if by some sort of miracle you do survive my onslaught it will be one of my fellow team members that you will fall to you have done wrong Kash and now its time to pay the price.
I carry on my walk on the great wall of china.
Yarmouth: Just like this wall Kash it is built true and strong not to be broken in two not to crumble just like i wont crumble in that ring when I face you fella, You will be the one that falls and crumbles, You will be the one that break's in two me, TJ and Jair will be the ones victorious and that is why you are running scared fella MR diamond made the right choice putting the three of us together cos he knows we can get the job and that fella is not good for you.
Even though I lost last week to TJ I still respect him enough to team up with him and like wise with Jair Hopkins me and him have not faced each other yet but he is one hell of a wrestler and will take that suicidal championship away from you Kash and I will be the first one to congratulate him when he does and then you will no longer be relevant your mind will no longer have a purpose exist and you will once again be a no body fella.
But please remember this Kash you may have taken out Shane Borderland but he will not be out forever he will come back and then he will take all his frustrations out on you and that will not be good for you but when we face you Kash at least it will give Shane some sort of comfort knowing that we kicked your ass fella.
It will cheer him up and then when you lose your title to Jair that will cheer him up too because after we have finished with you you my friend will not be 100% going into that match with Jair this time there will be no way out for you, You will not find away to win you will not worm your way out of this one Kash we will defeat you and so will Jair and then Shane will come back and kick your ass so you have a rough few weeks a head of you Kash and it all started when you decided to squash that spider.
This is all your own fault Kash no one else's but yours, You started it but Borderland will finish it Kash so don't go crying to the GM about how un fare he has been towards you its all down on you fella and your time is up.
I carry on walking up the great wall of China as the scene fades to black.
