Post by iggy on Jul 31, 2008 20:47:22 GMT -4
A loud burp is heard from the man laying half lazily holding a half drunk bottle of tequila in his hand in the back of a tripped out convertable. He is a man of Mexican decent with a nose that has been broken more than once giving him that Mexican bandito image. A smile of content as he looks up where he is slumped with a big happy grin on his face, this is a possible new face to the roster of APW the wrestler known as Iggy The Iguana looking at the half drunk bottle of tequila.
Iggy: Hello Amigos! That was one hell of a night my little friend! The women were amazing! The contract looked good my little friend! It seems APW needs a bandito iguana touch to their little place! So the Iguana applied! Filled it all out my little friend! Soon a real macho man will come to show all those gringos how wrestling should really be!
Looking closer into the bottle obvious now that he is talking to worm at the bottom of his tequila bottle he then burps and laughs.
Iggy: Now that was tequila! Just a little indigestion from not drinking enough! And soon the chicas that will come for Iggy, because I am such a great wrestler! That is what Iggy does my little friend! Share! Iggy likes people and is more than willing to share the hurt when knocking around his opponents in the ring!
Iggy takes a sip as a moan from the back seat is heard and as a woman starts to move in the back seat.
Iggy: There is much to be done my little friend! Think of it the APW is one of the top wrestling federations on the planet and they are interested in Iggy the Iguana! Now who would not! Iggy is an incredible talent ready to come crashing through the ranks! Maybe even get on the APW magazine cover hmmm little friend!
The woman in the back realizes the top of the lowrider is open and shrieks covering her chest looking for her top. Iggy just smiles looking at the bottle.
Taking another drink of the tequila Iggy grins wider thinking of the APW and the championships that are on the horizon.
Iggy: Iggy does not think that his fellow wrestlers that are at APW are ready to face the one and the only ‘Master of the Tequila Worm Drunken Style’! Don’t worry little friend! They do not understand what secrets this tequila bottle and you can give someone! For you are my secret weapon!
Finishing off his bottle, Iggy swallows the worm at the bottom, his little friend turning on his car and heading down the road at full speed the woman in the back falls back in her seat as Iggy heads down the road!
Iggy: The Iguana is cometh! And APW is my gringo kicking battleground!
Iggy: Hello Amigos! That was one hell of a night my little friend! The women were amazing! The contract looked good my little friend! It seems APW needs a bandito iguana touch to their little place! So the Iguana applied! Filled it all out my little friend! Soon a real macho man will come to show all those gringos how wrestling should really be!
Looking closer into the bottle obvious now that he is talking to worm at the bottom of his tequila bottle he then burps and laughs.
Iggy: Now that was tequila! Just a little indigestion from not drinking enough! And soon the chicas that will come for Iggy, because I am such a great wrestler! That is what Iggy does my little friend! Share! Iggy likes people and is more than willing to share the hurt when knocking around his opponents in the ring!
Iggy takes a sip as a moan from the back seat is heard and as a woman starts to move in the back seat.
Iggy: There is much to be done my little friend! Think of it the APW is one of the top wrestling federations on the planet and they are interested in Iggy the Iguana! Now who would not! Iggy is an incredible talent ready to come crashing through the ranks! Maybe even get on the APW magazine cover hmmm little friend!
The woman in the back realizes the top of the lowrider is open and shrieks covering her chest looking for her top. Iggy just smiles looking at the bottle.
Taking another drink of the tequila Iggy grins wider thinking of the APW and the championships that are on the horizon.
Iggy: Iggy does not think that his fellow wrestlers that are at APW are ready to face the one and the only ‘Master of the Tequila Worm Drunken Style’! Don’t worry little friend! They do not understand what secrets this tequila bottle and you can give someone! For you are my secret weapon!
Finishing off his bottle, Iggy swallows the worm at the bottom, his little friend turning on his car and heading down the road at full speed the woman in the back falls back in her seat as Iggy heads down the road!
Iggy: The Iguana is cometh! And APW is my gringo kicking battleground!
