Post by yarmouth1 on Oct 19, 2012 14:57:07 GMT -4
Scene one.
I walk through the busy streets of Tokyo and head straight for the world famous Tsukiji Fish Market its 4.30am and there's a group of people about 70 or so bustling around the front gates waiting to go inside to get the first pick of the catch of the day.
I see the foreman with the clip board to register myself in he looks at me in shock and instantly recognizes and shouts out to his fellow work mates they all come running up to me shouting in Japanese I hold my arms out and they stop.
Yarmouth: Guy's, Guys English please I don't understand a word your saying.
One of the workers steps forward there are about ten of them with the other people looking on and starts to talk to me in broken English.
Worker: Your are Yarmouth yes? We are big fan of Yarmouth, We like how you kick ass but never win we find you very funny when you not win we think you will come good one day and be champion.
Yarmouth: Well fella I'm glad you think its funny when I'm losing but did you not see me last week when I had Knuckles in my grasp and then all of a sudden that German no good loser Stefan Raab comes up and messes things up and then Kuckles drops me from behind, Did you find that funny fella?
The workmen stares at me as if he didn't understand a single word I just said.
Yarmouth: You see I am the biggest threat in that match you know the death match ropes covered in Barbed wire explosive surrounding the ring all weapons are legal in this match and am gonna use what ever I can to get the job done.
My old tag partner is gonna be there Stefan Raab the German no good loser has been shouting his mouth of at me on Twitter and this time I will shove one of those C4's up his German ass and shut him up for good.
Again the worker look's at me gone out not understanding a word I say.
Yarmouth: Then we have the rest of the rabble from Meltdown and especially The red crow and Snakeboy you two fella's don't think am gonna be a problem well fella's we will see how much of a problem I am when I toss your sorry asses over the top rope and sending you crashing back down to earth.
By this time the worker has given up got board and gone back to the jobs they were doing, The foreman is still there takes my name and points to the waiting crowd at the front of the gates.
I wait patiently with the group by now all ignoring me not bothering to look into my face even they new who I was suddenly the gates crash open so we all walk in by now it's 5AM I walk past a few stalls then notice what looks like an Englishman behind one of the stalls so I walk up to the stall browsing all the huge fish he has on display.
Stall holder: Hey I know you your Yarmouth from Asylum aren't you?
I nod at the man behind the stall he hands his arm out for the offer of a shake which I do and he smiles.
Stall Holder: Listen my son is a big fan of yours and he would be so happy if you could give me his signature.
Yarmouth: Yeah sure fella, Have you a pen and paper?
The stall holder nods at me and bends down under the stall and hand me a pen and gets a size A4 paper out.
Yarmouth: What's your son's name?
Stall holder: It's Mike, Man he's gonna be pissed of that he missed you he only comes to work with me on Saturdays unlucky for him hey?
I sign the autograph on the piece of paper and then look up to the stall holder.
Yarmouth: Not really fella I could come down and see your son am sure it would make his day.
Stall holder: Yeah man that would be awesome cheers Yarmouth, Anyway's how you feeling with been in the Death match with your size everyone will be gunning for you?
Yarmouth: Hey these are the type of matches I love more pain to inflict on those that deserve it most and Raab is gonna be one of those that is gonna feel the most pain of all.
Stall holder: Yeah I agree with you on that one he has been one hell of an idiot but with all due respect Yarmouth what about the favorite for this match Knuckles he must be your biggest threat.
Yarmouth: True very true he's one tough son of a bitch but is he tough as me, Hell no but he will be very hard to get out of that ring I must admit that be out of the ring he will go.
Stall holder: And then you have all the talent on Meltdown they will be desperate to make a name for themselves and what better way to do it but put the biggest superstar over the top rope you, Yarmouth what do you have to say about that?
I rub my hand on my chin for a minute.
Yarmouth: Well lets see who we have shall we fella? We have John Dionysus new talent who hasn't proved himself yet here in Action packed Wrestling but he must have some think in his locker cos they don't let anyone in APW.
Then we have Tek this kid has promise but hes here one minute and gone the next so you never know hat or who you gonna get with him then you have Snakeboy and the Red crow these two dare to think I am a push over and not a problem well think again fella's.
I rack my brains trying to think about who else is in the match.
Stall holder: Hey don't forget about Mr. Dangerous and Terra Bryant.
Yarmouth: Ah yeah those two cheers fella, Well I don't know much about Terra but am sure she will do her very best and been a women she will be one of the harder one to knock over the top rope as not many men like hitting women but this is pro wrestling and if you get in the ring you expect to get hit so Terra don't be surprised when this fella goes for you and knocks you right over the top rope.
And Mr Dangerous the man that has one of the strangest record's in APW the man that Kash Screwed over a couple of weeks ago but he keeps on coming back and I respect you for that, He's the one that takes the trash out of APW, He's the one the cleans the place up but MR Dangerous I am not the trash and you will not be pushing me over the top rope fella you can count on that.
Stall holder:You have another new kid too Williams D Williams Jr.
Yarmouth: Ah Williams D Williams Jr. who is this kid, Is he any good will he turn up on the night or will he just choke and not bother cos he know's he's gonna get his butt kicked by the bad ass boom?
We shall just have to wait and see wont we fella, You just turn up on the night and I will show what wrestling is all about time for you pay your you dues fella.
And last but not least Educated Money that is Ashton Daniels Vs Jerome Dubois, Well, Well Dubois my old sparing partner from 6CW who walked around the place thinking he owned it but now fella your in my place fella Action Packed Wrestling is Fella and you better be ready with your new buddy Daniels cos it's gonna take the both of you to have any chance of tipping me over the top rope and then my friends it will be very hard cos I am one stubborn son of a bitch and you will have a fight on your hands fella's so bring it on boys.
The stall holder nods at me and gives me a high five.
Yarmouth: Right enough of that crap lets talk fish fella.
The stall holder stops me dead in my tracks and hands me the biggest fattest fish on the stall.
Stall holder: Here take that one mate on the house.
Yarmouth: I can't do that you need to make a living here fella.
Stall holder: Just take it and turn up on Saturday that will be your payment Yarmouth.
The stall holder hands me the fish wrapped up in newspaper I nod and shake his hand.
Yarmouth: Thanks fella see you on Saturday then.
I turn around start to walk out of market as the scene fades to black.
Scene 2.
So am in my kitchen an apron on that is the color red and has the word fella written on it on the front I'm standing next to the work top and on top of the work top is the fish that I had bought earlier in the morning I hold in my right hand a huge knife ready to cut the fish in two and cut his head off.
I slowly begin to cut the head off sawing it slowly as I hate eating fish with his eyes looking at me even though it's dead as I'm cutting into it I begin talking to myself.
Yarmouth: Man I wish this was Raab that German Ball Clacker is really getting on my tits my ex partner in crime has just totally lost it I mean fella what the hell is wrong with that even the boss has come to defend the use of fella.
Just think of all the merchandise and revenue that APW would lose if the word fella was taken from me, All the millions of dollars that would bring to APW would all be gone if by some miracle you had beaten me when we have our match it would a be a travesty to the whole of APW.
You see Raab fella is what I have always said and if you don't like it then that's tough shit FELLA I use that word because that is what I do all the kids in the crowd use it all the adults wear the T-shirts hell even the moms in the kitchen wear it just like this apron I have on by the way available on APWshop.com for a discount price of 10$.
I pause for a moment and wipe my brow with a peace of Kitchen paper.
Yarmouth: Every day on Twitter you open your mouth and to be honest am getting rather board of it fella, you keep on saying your gonna shut my mouth and then some think bad is gonna happen so bad that it will get you suspended well I hope they fire your ass cos know one and I do mean know one wants you here in APW cos your just a stupid ass idiot who spurts out shit that no body listens to.
When my phone goes ping and the Twitter icon appears I know who exactly its from and I just press delete cos Raab fella your just boring as hell saying am gonna beat the living crap out of you.
I say this in a sarcastic way.
Yarmouth: Even if i don't win this match there is one thing that am gonna make sure what will happen and that is for you to go over that top rope and for me to be the one that does and I hope that you fella hit your head hard when you land on the out side cos then it may just knock some seance into that thick German skull you have and bring you back to reality.
The time is for this fella to step it up fella and teach your German ass who to wrestle and how to bring pain and not to be one boring son of a bitch cos at this moment in time Raab your are boring the hell out of everyone and some one need to shut you the fuck up.
After I have finished talking to myself I look down at the fish and realize that I have chopped all the fish into a million peaces and is no good to cook, I throw my knife on to the chopping board where it sticks right into the board.
Yarmouth: God damn it Raab that was you that made me do that that was one fine peace of fish you just ruined.
I take off me fella apron and place it on the counter next to the fish and go out onto the balcony to look out onto the busy streets of Tokyo watching all the people going about there daily lives.
Yarmouth: You see there Raab its like a zoo out there, This country only lets you have one kid at a time cos its over crowded just like in the death match it will be over crowded and in the death match I am the Lion of that Zoo the one that's gonna bit your head off spit you out and then throw you over the rope like a piece of trash that you are.
You know this is gonna happen Raab I don't care about Knuckles or Educated money or any other chump in this match I just want you oh a may be Snake boy and his twin ass licker The Red Crow just cos they said I weren't no threat.
So Raab when I have finished with them then my attention will turn to you Fella.
I walk through the busy streets of Tokyo and head straight for the world famous Tsukiji Fish Market its 4.30am and there's a group of people about 70 or so bustling around the front gates waiting to go inside to get the first pick of the catch of the day.
I see the foreman with the clip board to register myself in he looks at me in shock and instantly recognizes and shouts out to his fellow work mates they all come running up to me shouting in Japanese I hold my arms out and they stop.
Yarmouth: Guy's, Guys English please I don't understand a word your saying.
One of the workers steps forward there are about ten of them with the other people looking on and starts to talk to me in broken English.
Worker: Your are Yarmouth yes? We are big fan of Yarmouth, We like how you kick ass but never win we find you very funny when you not win we think you will come good one day and be champion.
Yarmouth: Well fella I'm glad you think its funny when I'm losing but did you not see me last week when I had Knuckles in my grasp and then all of a sudden that German no good loser Stefan Raab comes up and messes things up and then Kuckles drops me from behind, Did you find that funny fella?
The workmen stares at me as if he didn't understand a single word I just said.
Yarmouth: You see I am the biggest threat in that match you know the death match ropes covered in Barbed wire explosive surrounding the ring all weapons are legal in this match and am gonna use what ever I can to get the job done.
My old tag partner is gonna be there Stefan Raab the German no good loser has been shouting his mouth of at me on Twitter and this time I will shove one of those C4's up his German ass and shut him up for good.
Again the worker look's at me gone out not understanding a word I say.
Yarmouth: Then we have the rest of the rabble from Meltdown and especially The red crow and Snakeboy you two fella's don't think am gonna be a problem well fella's we will see how much of a problem I am when I toss your sorry asses over the top rope and sending you crashing back down to earth.
By this time the worker has given up got board and gone back to the jobs they were doing, The foreman is still there takes my name and points to the waiting crowd at the front of the gates.
I wait patiently with the group by now all ignoring me not bothering to look into my face even they new who I was suddenly the gates crash open so we all walk in by now it's 5AM I walk past a few stalls then notice what looks like an Englishman behind one of the stalls so I walk up to the stall browsing all the huge fish he has on display.
Stall holder: Hey I know you your Yarmouth from Asylum aren't you?
I nod at the man behind the stall he hands his arm out for the offer of a shake which I do and he smiles.
Stall Holder: Listen my son is a big fan of yours and he would be so happy if you could give me his signature.
Yarmouth: Yeah sure fella, Have you a pen and paper?
The stall holder nods at me and bends down under the stall and hand me a pen and gets a size A4 paper out.
Yarmouth: What's your son's name?
Stall holder: It's Mike, Man he's gonna be pissed of that he missed you he only comes to work with me on Saturdays unlucky for him hey?
I sign the autograph on the piece of paper and then look up to the stall holder.
Yarmouth: Not really fella I could come down and see your son am sure it would make his day.
Stall holder: Yeah man that would be awesome cheers Yarmouth, Anyway's how you feeling with been in the Death match with your size everyone will be gunning for you?
Yarmouth: Hey these are the type of matches I love more pain to inflict on those that deserve it most and Raab is gonna be one of those that is gonna feel the most pain of all.
Stall holder: Yeah I agree with you on that one he has been one hell of an idiot but with all due respect Yarmouth what about the favorite for this match Knuckles he must be your biggest threat.
Yarmouth: True very true he's one tough son of a bitch but is he tough as me, Hell no but he will be very hard to get out of that ring I must admit that be out of the ring he will go.
Stall holder: And then you have all the talent on Meltdown they will be desperate to make a name for themselves and what better way to do it but put the biggest superstar over the top rope you, Yarmouth what do you have to say about that?
I rub my hand on my chin for a minute.
Yarmouth: Well lets see who we have shall we fella? We have John Dionysus new talent who hasn't proved himself yet here in Action packed Wrestling but he must have some think in his locker cos they don't let anyone in APW.
Then we have Tek this kid has promise but hes here one minute and gone the next so you never know hat or who you gonna get with him then you have Snakeboy and the Red crow these two dare to think I am a push over and not a problem well think again fella's.
I rack my brains trying to think about who else is in the match.
Stall holder: Hey don't forget about Mr. Dangerous and Terra Bryant.
Yarmouth: Ah yeah those two cheers fella, Well I don't know much about Terra but am sure she will do her very best and been a women she will be one of the harder one to knock over the top rope as not many men like hitting women but this is pro wrestling and if you get in the ring you expect to get hit so Terra don't be surprised when this fella goes for you and knocks you right over the top rope.
And Mr Dangerous the man that has one of the strangest record's in APW the man that Kash Screwed over a couple of weeks ago but he keeps on coming back and I respect you for that, He's the one that takes the trash out of APW, He's the one the cleans the place up but MR Dangerous I am not the trash and you will not be pushing me over the top rope fella you can count on that.
Stall holder:You have another new kid too Williams D Williams Jr.
Yarmouth: Ah Williams D Williams Jr. who is this kid, Is he any good will he turn up on the night or will he just choke and not bother cos he know's he's gonna get his butt kicked by the bad ass boom?
We shall just have to wait and see wont we fella, You just turn up on the night and I will show what wrestling is all about time for you pay your you dues fella.
And last but not least Educated Money that is Ashton Daniels Vs Jerome Dubois, Well, Well Dubois my old sparing partner from 6CW who walked around the place thinking he owned it but now fella your in my place fella Action Packed Wrestling is Fella and you better be ready with your new buddy Daniels cos it's gonna take the both of you to have any chance of tipping me over the top rope and then my friends it will be very hard cos I am one stubborn son of a bitch and you will have a fight on your hands fella's so bring it on boys.
The stall holder nods at me and gives me a high five.
Yarmouth: Right enough of that crap lets talk fish fella.
The stall holder stops me dead in my tracks and hands me the biggest fattest fish on the stall.
Stall holder: Here take that one mate on the house.
Yarmouth: I can't do that you need to make a living here fella.
Stall holder: Just take it and turn up on Saturday that will be your payment Yarmouth.
The stall holder hands me the fish wrapped up in newspaper I nod and shake his hand.
Yarmouth: Thanks fella see you on Saturday then.
I turn around start to walk out of market as the scene fades to black.
Scene 2.
So am in my kitchen an apron on that is the color red and has the word fella written on it on the front I'm standing next to the work top and on top of the work top is the fish that I had bought earlier in the morning I hold in my right hand a huge knife ready to cut the fish in two and cut his head off.
I slowly begin to cut the head off sawing it slowly as I hate eating fish with his eyes looking at me even though it's dead as I'm cutting into it I begin talking to myself.
Yarmouth: Man I wish this was Raab that German Ball Clacker is really getting on my tits my ex partner in crime has just totally lost it I mean fella what the hell is wrong with that even the boss has come to defend the use of fella.
Just think of all the merchandise and revenue that APW would lose if the word fella was taken from me, All the millions of dollars that would bring to APW would all be gone if by some miracle you had beaten me when we have our match it would a be a travesty to the whole of APW.
You see Raab fella is what I have always said and if you don't like it then that's tough shit FELLA I use that word because that is what I do all the kids in the crowd use it all the adults wear the T-shirts hell even the moms in the kitchen wear it just like this apron I have on by the way available on APWshop.com for a discount price of 10$.
I pause for a moment and wipe my brow with a peace of Kitchen paper.
Yarmouth: Every day on Twitter you open your mouth and to be honest am getting rather board of it fella, you keep on saying your gonna shut my mouth and then some think bad is gonna happen so bad that it will get you suspended well I hope they fire your ass cos know one and I do mean know one wants you here in APW cos your just a stupid ass idiot who spurts out shit that no body listens to.
When my phone goes ping and the Twitter icon appears I know who exactly its from and I just press delete cos Raab fella your just boring as hell saying am gonna beat the living crap out of you.
I say this in a sarcastic way.
Yarmouth: Even if i don't win this match there is one thing that am gonna make sure what will happen and that is for you to go over that top rope and for me to be the one that does and I hope that you fella hit your head hard when you land on the out side cos then it may just knock some seance into that thick German skull you have and bring you back to reality.
The time is for this fella to step it up fella and teach your German ass who to wrestle and how to bring pain and not to be one boring son of a bitch cos at this moment in time Raab your are boring the hell out of everyone and some one need to shut you the fuck up.
After I have finished talking to myself I look down at the fish and realize that I have chopped all the fish into a million peaces and is no good to cook, I throw my knife on to the chopping board where it sticks right into the board.
Yarmouth: God damn it Raab that was you that made me do that that was one fine peace of fish you just ruined.
I take off me fella apron and place it on the counter next to the fish and go out onto the balcony to look out onto the busy streets of Tokyo watching all the people going about there daily lives.
Yarmouth: You see there Raab its like a zoo out there, This country only lets you have one kid at a time cos its over crowded just like in the death match it will be over crowded and in the death match I am the Lion of that Zoo the one that's gonna bit your head off spit you out and then throw you over the rope like a piece of trash that you are.
You know this is gonna happen Raab I don't care about Knuckles or Educated money or any other chump in this match I just want you oh a may be Snake boy and his twin ass licker The Red Crow just cos they said I weren't no threat.
So Raab when I have finished with them then my attention will turn to you Fella.
