Post by yarmouth1 on Nov 8, 2012 19:28:55 GMT -4
I walk into the toilet holding my head after the attack by Stefan Raab rage is building up inside after what he did throwing the C4 explosive to my head and there for costing me the chance to win the Battle Royal.
I then walk over to the urinal and start to have a piss and then start talking to myself looking down into the bowl.
Yarmouth: Don't worry fella we will get that son of a bitch one way or the other and by the way don't let the other guy's in the back get you down so what if I call you fella that's what you will always be to me fella.
I'm startled for a second when I hear a voice behind me I turn round and it's Jack Spade.
Yarmouth: Whoa there Nailz fella shouldn't you be at the commentary desk you gotta do the main event ya know fella?
Jack Spade: Yeah there's a break at the moment and I had gotta go to the toilet I'm busting, You weren't talking to ya penis was ya Yarmouth?
Yarmouth: Erm nope just to myself fella.
Jack Spade: Are you sure I could have sworn you were talking to your penis and calling him fella?
Jack Spade: Listen fella when I say I wasn't talking to my penis I mean what I say fella do you still want to get back doing Interviews in one peace fella or do you want me to break you in half.
Jack holds his arms in the air in defense and backs away a little.
Jack Spade: Whoa there big fella OK I get you, Oh by the way did you know that Jeff has suspended Stefan Raab for the attack on you and also for what Raab said about Jeff on Twitter?
Yarmouth: He's done what, How long for?
Jack Spade: For a month.
I kick the trash can over in frustration.
Jack Spade: Hey calm down there big fella I heard on the grape vine that you are in the main event on next weeks Asylum in a Table, Chair and Ladder match with a host of other Asylum superstars and the winner will get a shot at the world heavy weight championship so I think that more then makes up for Raab's suspension?
I calm down a little with the crowd in the arena cheering at the announcement.
Yarmouth: Hmmmmmmm this could be very interesting indeed you know am all for the pain thing it what drives me on but i wish Jeff wouldn't have suspended Raab I want him all to myself and kick the crap out of that she bitch.
Yarmouth: Yeah thanks fella but I still need to have a word with Jeff about this suspension see if I can't get Raab out of it so I can kick his German arse all over the place.
Jack Spade: OK Yar see you later.
The crowd cheers loudly as Yarmouth leaves Jack to do his thing and Yarmouth heads out to confront Jeff about Stefan Raab.
The crowd cheers loudly as I walk down the corridor and come up to a door and on the door its says President Jeff's Office in big red letters I walk up to the door and then knock three times.
President Jeff: Come in.
I open the door and walk inside were Jeff is sitting down at his desk looking at paper work of tonights events.
President Jeff: Ah Yarmouth, just the man I want to see, I suppose you heard the news about Stefan's suspension then?
Yarmouth: Yeah why the hell have you suspended that German fool I mean I could have had him next week on Asylum and kicked has ass all over the ring?
President Jeff: Yeah I know you could Yarmouth, but he has disrespected me, You and nearly all of the guys in the back. And he cost you your chance of winning the Japanese death match tonight. I can not and will not have anybody interfering and disrespecting me or anyone else for that matter and think they can get away with. I'm sorry Yarmouth but I just had to do it.
I drop my head down looking very disappointed.
President Jeff: But I have talked with Reginald and he agreed to put you in a match this week, The main event no less with a chance for the winner to have a shot at the world heavy weight championship and am sure you have already heard what type of match that is and it would suite you right down to the ground.
Yarmouth: Yeah thanks boss but I still wish I could get my hands on Raab right now.
President Jeff: Hey don't worry Yarmouth you can have him soon as he returns and may be just may be you might be world champion by then?
The crowd cheers loudly as my head rises at the thought of been world champion and shake hands with Jeff turn round and head out the door as the crowd continues to cheer loudly.
The scene opens up in a school assembly hall were we have a mixture of children of all types of ages going from 5 years old to 11 years old all sat down in there respective lasses the head master of the school walks onto the stage and stands in front of a huge banner that says's.
One of Asylum's brightest young star's here this morning live in person be here to find out who?
The head master grabs the microphone that is on a stand so all of the children can here him speak.
Headmaster: Good morning children today we have a very special guest for you this morning someone who i think you will know very well if you watch Asylum and believe me when I tell you this Gentleman is the biggest man i have ever seen I am 6ft 2 and he tower's above me so with out further ado play this mans entrance music please.
Suddenly from the tanoy I don't care about you rages out and the children get over excited and start to cheer loudly and then a chant of we love Yarmouth comes from the children they all stand up and then I walk onto the stage and wave as I tower above the head master who then begins once more to talk to the children who are still making a loud noise.
Headmaster: Children, Children please settle down this is your opportunity to ask Yarmouth some question's to Yarmouth and for the older kids in the room please keep them clean.
Right here goes everyone put there hand up who would like to ask Yarmouth a question?
Every child in the hall puts there hand up apart from one small boy sat at the front of the class a blond haired boy with spots all over his face and looks about 10 years old.
I grab the microphone from the headmaster and points to the little boy not paying any attention to what's going on.
Yarmouth: Ok, Ok children please sit down I want to know why this young man is not holding his hand up or is not even interesting with what's going on, Stand up fella and tell me why you not interested.
Because he's a poopie head shouts one of the other children and they all laugh.
Yarmouth: Now, Now that's not nice is it he will have a perfectly good explanation and its not cos who's a poopie head come on fella tell me what's wrong?
The child looks up at me and stands up fidgeting with his arms and then shouts out.
IT'S BECAUSE AM GERMAN ANDS YOU HATE ALL GERMAN PEOPLE.
The other children fall silent in the hall and the headmaster puts his arm over his mouth in complete shock at what he has just heard.
Yarmouth: Ah right got ya fella now that is not the case.
I jump down off the stage and walk up to the boy who is starting to cry a little.
Yarmouth: Listen here fella and there's not many people I call fella I only call them fella when I like them and that is you young man you see me and Stefan Raab who all of you know is German had a falling out and that is why I don't like him I don't know any other German's apart from you fella and by what I have seen you look all right kid and don't listen to what others say about you be strong and don't back down OK young fella?
The young boy wipes the snot of his nose and the tears of his eye's and nods at me as I turn back round to the kids in the hall.
Yarmouth: Next question please guys.
Once again they all put there arms up in the air and I pick one little girl out wearing a pretty pink dress.
Little girl: Do you think you can win the Table, Ladders and chair match and then win the world heavy weight title cos my dad thinks your rubbish and says your gonna get your ass whooped.
Again all the children looked shocked at what she has just said.
Yarmouth: A very good question and your dad may be right about me getting my ass whooped but that's not saying I may just win the match even though am all banged up inside.
Just think the man who has more losses then wins on Asylum well apart from Knuckles that is gets the victory in the TLC match that would be an achievement in its self and then goes on to face the world champion and beat her man that would be awesome and it would be some think that know one would expect to happen wouldn't it?
This would be the perfect time for me to come out of the shadows sneak a crafty win for myself and then do the impossible and win the world championship.
Now would you all like that to happen to me boys and girls?
The whole room erupts into cheers.
The scene then fades as all the children start to chant Yarmouth, Yarmouth, Yarmouth.
The scene opens up out side the arena in Lexington, Kentucky there's a crowd of people waiting to gain entry for tonight's show when all of a sudden some of the crowd notice a Limo pull up and then some of the crowd boo and some of the crowd cheer as they realize that it is Yarmouth who gets out of the back I wave to the crowd and then one person from the crowd shouts out to me.
Person: Your crap Yarmouth you do know that don't you?
Some of the crowd moan at the man who shouted so I walk over towards him as the crowd rush forward closer to the guard rail, I approach the man who shouted at me.
Yarmouth: May be your right fella but just think if I did win and then went on to win the world heavy weight championship would you still have the same opinion of me then?
Person: Nah cos that's just not gonna happen is it, What with Phil Atken,Michael Callahan and Keaton Saint in there just to name a few who your up against well you have not got a chance.
I rub my chin with my fingers for a moment.
Yarmouth: Ah well you see that's were I have the advantage fella they all probably think that cos it's me that I will be a push over and that I will be easy pickings for them, Did you not see the Japanese Death match fella I just about thrown everyone over that top rope including that no good German loser Stefan Raab if it weren't for him I might have won the thing.
Person: That's just your problem you just don't quite get there and blame someone else for you miss fortunes its about time that you started to up your game Yarmouth, Then I might change my mind about you.
Yarmouth: Anyone else got some comments about me then?
This young girl about 15 years old puts her hand up so I point her out with my finger.
Girl: What would you do if Stefan Raab come out and distracted you from winning the match?
Yarmouth: Well at this moment in time Stefan is suspended but saying that if he does show his ugly head then i will be ready for him it's about time I stepped up to the plate like the other man said I need to stop moaning about how it was every body's Else's fault and just get on with it .
This is gonna be my time and it will shock all the others in the back when I win this match and then go on to win the world championship, I will be he biggest underdog in APW's history to win the world championship at Christmas Chaos and the whole world will finally see a world champion they can look up to.
Now I got a pen here who wants me to sign a few autographs?
The crowd get there APW program's out and I start to sign them one by one even the man who criticized me wanted an autograph so I guess my little speech had some effect on him and may be just may be it will be my time to shine.
