Post by The Smooth One on Nov 10, 2012 10:29:08 GMT -4
The next page in the the Smooth Journal is about to be written: Who’s the BAWSE??
The day finds the Smooth One trying to cool down after a morning run. He hops in the shower and yes “AIR DRY”!
It’s brisk in Maryland this time of year, hell it’s downright cold, but the work has to be put in. If you’ve never been to MD during the fall you are missing out..the fresh air blowing in off the ocean, leaves turning bright orange and red..leaves…damn I need to get my gutters cleaned!. I enjoy it here because it has four seasons so you get the best of what nature has to offer. Let’s not get it twisted I love Cali, but sometimes you just need to see Mother Nature at her best. Maryland is not only for crabs!! Well, It’s time to put some fuel in the engine and breakfast is truly the most important meal of the day. I like to prepare my own meals you know a few farm fresh eggs, some Greek yogurt, organic fruits and well a slice of bacon or two even the Smooth One can dig the smell of bacon.
The Smooth One heads to the basement to start watching the video of Overdrive, but he does manage to put a towel around his waist…
I’ve been in APW for a little over a month and well…. I am disturbed a bit by what I’ve seen. There are some brash youngsters that are out of control and running rampant. They want you to believe wrestling is a young man’s game, that they are the best of the best and they can’t be stopped or so they think! It’s actually about passion, hard work and dedication. It’s about turning adverse situations in to positive energy and manifesting something that is pure. It is something that embodies the true spirit and essence of what it is to be a man. It is the faith that gives birth to hope that brings about the reality that is greatness. It’s not about being foul mouthed or rambling incessantly. It’s not about gutters and sewers. The APW is full of psychos, demon spawns, sycophants, perverts and miscreants. They don’t understand that being the face of a company is just as much about character, class, style, charisma and charm as it skill. The Smooth One is the perfect combination of all of those things.
Taking a bite...*munch munch* ahh..bacon
The APW and its fans need a man that can articulate himself with a master of the Queen’s English. A man that is distinguished and refined. A man that can lace up the boots and go all night or put on an Armani tuxedo and make all the ladies swoon. Do you even on a suit?? You’ve never lived life ..you know nothing else..you’ve never visited the Louvre, cruised the river Thames, basked in the glow of the Caribbean sun. You’ve never seen a play on the West End or even Broadway. You’ve never laid your head on the goose feather pillows or 1400 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets at the Bellagio. I could go on and on but basically what I am saying say…you are nothing. You have never done anything in your sad pathetic life and if it wasn’t for the fact the once of twice a week you can get yourself out of bed long enough to get your head bashed in by some of APW finest you would truly have no purpose.
another bite..blueberries...high in antioxidents
Here’s the difference I am the “W” you are the place where they keep lights on all night! I am filet mignon you are ground beef. I am Moet and Chandon you are Bud light…not even the kind with a bit of lime. Take the this for an example…If you show me the most beautiful woman on God’s green earth..I’ll show you a man that will cheat on her. So no matter how much you babble there is someone who can talk more…no matter how good you think you are ..There is someone better. You need to watch your mouth and stay in a child’s place and to wrap this up you are an uncouth, mindless barbarian that needs to be put down and the Smooth One is just guy to do it too! Nuff said!
The video doesn’t lie and well Overdrive is overflowing with talent..as Smooth One clears his plate and wishes he had fixed another piece of bacon….he watches closely for flaws in his opponents…
Ahh...Tag Team Tournament…there are some tough teams in this tourney M&M, Watson & Zing and even Deruty & Speede who I have some history tagging with, but no one said this is going to be easy. I am the luckiest wrestler on the Meltdown roster…I mean since I have been here I have been in the ring with up and comers like the KJE and the Finnish Phenom. Wrestling super gods like Michael Lively. Established vets and former champions like Knuckles, Stepfan Raab, Yarmouth, Streets Wilson, Shadow, and some high flying super bugs "Comikazee" (I told you Jess that we were going to squash them…do you want the Snake skin hand bag or the Crow feathered footstool..LOL). Now I get to tangle with two more champions…well they are former champions too after ONIH..Evan Envi and Delikado. I know what you are thinking Mannie and I don’t have a shot in hell!!! I beg to differ I think they are ripe for the picking…I’ll have to change my style a little bit but.
The Smooth One goes to the remote the 65in LED flat screen fills the room with bright vibrant color…*fast forward* to Delikado vs. Mark Mania:
First of all Mr. Delikado..I have to say for your size and age you are defying the odds…but you are just plain old bat shit crazy!! My “little friend” I think losing your belt has frayed your little brain cells even further. I think Mannie and I can push you a little further over the edge. Maybe while we are locked up I just mention “MARK MANIA” and when I whip you into the turnbuckle…I yell…”RABIES” or maybe I go down in cellar and get the old dog cage I have …I haven’t cleaned it out and I think it’ll be perfect for you. This match won’t just challenge you physically, but it will expose your "Mark Mania” fragile psyche…”Rabies” and for the brief second “Dog Cage” when you “Mania” lose “RABIES” focus…I’ll put you out of your misery….you’ll welcome the OTS..and when I am finished twisting the tiny little carcass into a mangled mess…I’ll pay for hospice at the Home for Mangled and Unstable Ex-Champions it’s the least I can do..LOL “Mania” Because you are not the” BAWSE” of me!!
The Smooth One goes to the remote again fast forward* to Evan Envi v. AC Smith v, Nick Watson:
Mr. Envi – Now this guy I like…He’s got class and style ..Not as much as me, but game recognizes game…former Xtreme champ..he is the total package. I would say that he reminds me of myself, but all the wars my friend have taken their toll on you…ONIH brought you to within an inch of your life..your body can keep taking that kind of punishment week in and week out. You are tough as nails dude, no doubt but I don’t think you’re healed. You have probably suffered a concussion and don’t even know it or maybe you do and are just used to walking around in a daze. Keys to victory..we are going to focus on those ribs, focus on your back and legs until those old injuries start to remind you of what you have left in the ring during all of those matches and when you reach out to your partner…we’ll just drag back to the center of the ring and keep beating you and beating you until you find yourself a broken beaten shell of a man. I’ll pick up your limp lifeless body..bloodied…battered...broken…hoist you on my shoulders and make you the second member of the CHOCOLATE WASTED CLUB. I promise that when they bury you…you will have the finest suit that money can but…Prada..Boss..Lauren?? I respect you that much to put you in the very best..no dog cage for you..no sir!!
The Smooth One cuts off the tv and goes to the iPhone 5 to email YM-Young Mannie:
What’s up bro..I have talked to you in a couple of days. I know you’ve got a lot on your mind with Shanell being injured and well this Tag Team tourney is a great opportunity for us and I just wanted to check in with you to see how things were going. Holla back… Smooth
Back in the Lab:
Now Mannie is the reason I am in APW and while have blazed my own path he has always set the record straight. Basically he said in order for us to win…I have to bring it! I have to use all of what I learned and then dig down and search for more or we are going to get destroyed. I heard you loud and a clear bro and while they may think I am the weak link the Chocolate Boy Wonder aka The Smooth One is not to be outdone. I am going to come into this match hungry and willing to do whatever it takes to secure a victory I will not let you down and you know I will always have your back.
I will ask this of you….this is our first tag match together (just me and you), but we know each from outside of the ring so our bond is different from most of these teams. We weren’t just thrown together…we have chemistry… we’ve broken bread together..we’ve drank together..we’ll you drank..I was just there, but you know what I mean. So whatever you are feeling about Shanell being hurt and harness that for Monday and release all of that pain and anger and frustration out on Envi and Delikado. We will set the pace..we will raise the bar..we will give them the fight of their lives. I know that if you do that then there will be nothing that can stop us. We got the toughest draw and real talk…Envi and Delikado expect us to fail…they expect us to lay down…let’s show them that on November 12th when we come into Harrisburg, Pennsylvania in front thousands and thousands that THIS IS SPARTA…wait..no that we are “Young and Smooth” Young Mannie and “The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr. ok that sounds kinda of corny…How about we just beat that ass and get some grub after…Dig it!!
..I think I’ll take a little nap ..I need to check on Jess…I was hoping she’d show me that Sugar and Spice move…*wink* Maybe she'll come over for bacon?? Mania..Cage..Rabies!!! LOL
Fade to Chocolate....
The day finds the Smooth One trying to cool down after a morning run. He hops in the shower and yes “AIR DRY”!
It’s brisk in Maryland this time of year, hell it’s downright cold, but the work has to be put in. If you’ve never been to MD during the fall you are missing out..the fresh air blowing in off the ocean, leaves turning bright orange and red..leaves…damn I need to get my gutters cleaned!. I enjoy it here because it has four seasons so you get the best of what nature has to offer. Let’s not get it twisted I love Cali, but sometimes you just need to see Mother Nature at her best. Maryland is not only for crabs!! Well, It’s time to put some fuel in the engine and breakfast is truly the most important meal of the day. I like to prepare my own meals you know a few farm fresh eggs, some Greek yogurt, organic fruits and well a slice of bacon or two even the Smooth One can dig the smell of bacon.
The Smooth One heads to the basement to start watching the video of Overdrive, but he does manage to put a towel around his waist…
I’ve been in APW for a little over a month and well…. I am disturbed a bit by what I’ve seen. There are some brash youngsters that are out of control and running rampant. They want you to believe wrestling is a young man’s game, that they are the best of the best and they can’t be stopped or so they think! It’s actually about passion, hard work and dedication. It’s about turning adverse situations in to positive energy and manifesting something that is pure. It is something that embodies the true spirit and essence of what it is to be a man. It is the faith that gives birth to hope that brings about the reality that is greatness. It’s not about being foul mouthed or rambling incessantly. It’s not about gutters and sewers. The APW is full of psychos, demon spawns, sycophants, perverts and miscreants. They don’t understand that being the face of a company is just as much about character, class, style, charisma and charm as it skill. The Smooth One is the perfect combination of all of those things.
Taking a bite...*munch munch* ahh..bacon
The APW and its fans need a man that can articulate himself with a master of the Queen’s English. A man that is distinguished and refined. A man that can lace up the boots and go all night or put on an Armani tuxedo and make all the ladies swoon. Do you even on a suit?? You’ve never lived life ..you know nothing else..you’ve never visited the Louvre, cruised the river Thames, basked in the glow of the Caribbean sun. You’ve never seen a play on the West End or even Broadway. You’ve never laid your head on the goose feather pillows or 1400 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets at the Bellagio. I could go on and on but basically what I am saying say…you are nothing. You have never done anything in your sad pathetic life and if it wasn’t for the fact the once of twice a week you can get yourself out of bed long enough to get your head bashed in by some of APW finest you would truly have no purpose.
another bite..blueberries...high in antioxidents
Here’s the difference I am the “W” you are the place where they keep lights on all night! I am filet mignon you are ground beef. I am Moet and Chandon you are Bud light…not even the kind with a bit of lime. Take the this for an example…If you show me the most beautiful woman on God’s green earth..I’ll show you a man that will cheat on her. So no matter how much you babble there is someone who can talk more…no matter how good you think you are ..There is someone better. You need to watch your mouth and stay in a child’s place and to wrap this up you are an uncouth, mindless barbarian that needs to be put down and the Smooth One is just guy to do it too! Nuff said!
The video doesn’t lie and well Overdrive is overflowing with talent..as Smooth One clears his plate and wishes he had fixed another piece of bacon….he watches closely for flaws in his opponents…
Ahh...Tag Team Tournament…there are some tough teams in this tourney M&M, Watson & Zing and even Deruty & Speede who I have some history tagging with, but no one said this is going to be easy. I am the luckiest wrestler on the Meltdown roster…I mean since I have been here I have been in the ring with up and comers like the KJE and the Finnish Phenom. Wrestling super gods like Michael Lively. Established vets and former champions like Knuckles, Stepfan Raab, Yarmouth, Streets Wilson, Shadow, and some high flying super bugs "Comikazee" (I told you Jess that we were going to squash them…do you want the Snake skin hand bag or the Crow feathered footstool..LOL). Now I get to tangle with two more champions…well they are former champions too after ONIH..Evan Envi and Delikado. I know what you are thinking Mannie and I don’t have a shot in hell!!! I beg to differ I think they are ripe for the picking…I’ll have to change my style a little bit but.
The Smooth One goes to the remote the 65in LED flat screen fills the room with bright vibrant color…*fast forward* to Delikado vs. Mark Mania:
First of all Mr. Delikado..I have to say for your size and age you are defying the odds…but you are just plain old bat shit crazy!! My “little friend” I think losing your belt has frayed your little brain cells even further. I think Mannie and I can push you a little further over the edge. Maybe while we are locked up I just mention “MARK MANIA” and when I whip you into the turnbuckle…I yell…”RABIES” or maybe I go down in cellar and get the old dog cage I have …I haven’t cleaned it out and I think it’ll be perfect for you. This match won’t just challenge you physically, but it will expose your "Mark Mania” fragile psyche…”Rabies” and for the brief second “Dog Cage” when you “Mania” lose “RABIES” focus…I’ll put you out of your misery….you’ll welcome the OTS..and when I am finished twisting the tiny little carcass into a mangled mess…I’ll pay for hospice at the Home for Mangled and Unstable Ex-Champions it’s the least I can do..LOL “Mania” Because you are not the” BAWSE” of me!!
The Smooth One goes to the remote again fast forward* to Evan Envi v. AC Smith v, Nick Watson:
Mr. Envi – Now this guy I like…He’s got class and style ..Not as much as me, but game recognizes game…former Xtreme champ..he is the total package. I would say that he reminds me of myself, but all the wars my friend have taken their toll on you…ONIH brought you to within an inch of your life..your body can keep taking that kind of punishment week in and week out. You are tough as nails dude, no doubt but I don’t think you’re healed. You have probably suffered a concussion and don’t even know it or maybe you do and are just used to walking around in a daze. Keys to victory..we are going to focus on those ribs, focus on your back and legs until those old injuries start to remind you of what you have left in the ring during all of those matches and when you reach out to your partner…we’ll just drag back to the center of the ring and keep beating you and beating you until you find yourself a broken beaten shell of a man. I’ll pick up your limp lifeless body..bloodied…battered...broken…hoist you on my shoulders and make you the second member of the CHOCOLATE WASTED CLUB. I promise that when they bury you…you will have the finest suit that money can but…Prada..Boss..Lauren?? I respect you that much to put you in the very best..no dog cage for you..no sir!!
The Smooth One cuts off the tv and goes to the iPhone 5 to email YM-Young Mannie:
What’s up bro..I have talked to you in a couple of days. I know you’ve got a lot on your mind with Shanell being injured and well this Tag Team tourney is a great opportunity for us and I just wanted to check in with you to see how things were going. Holla back… Smooth
Back in the Lab:
Now Mannie is the reason I am in APW and while have blazed my own path he has always set the record straight. Basically he said in order for us to win…I have to bring it! I have to use all of what I learned and then dig down and search for more or we are going to get destroyed. I heard you loud and a clear bro and while they may think I am the weak link the Chocolate Boy Wonder aka The Smooth One is not to be outdone. I am going to come into this match hungry and willing to do whatever it takes to secure a victory I will not let you down and you know I will always have your back.
I will ask this of you….this is our first tag match together (just me and you), but we know each from outside of the ring so our bond is different from most of these teams. We weren’t just thrown together…we have chemistry… we’ve broken bread together..we’ve drank together..we’ll you drank..I was just there, but you know what I mean. So whatever you are feeling about Shanell being hurt and harness that for Monday and release all of that pain and anger and frustration out on Envi and Delikado. We will set the pace..we will raise the bar..we will give them the fight of their lives. I know that if you do that then there will be nothing that can stop us. We got the toughest draw and real talk…Envi and Delikado expect us to fail…they expect us to lay down…let’s show them that on November 12th when we come into Harrisburg, Pennsylvania in front thousands and thousands that THIS IS SPARTA…wait..no that we are “Young and Smooth” Young Mannie and “The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr. ok that sounds kinda of corny…How about we just beat that ass and get some grub after…Dig it!!
..I think I’ll take a little nap ..I need to check on Jess…I was hoping she’d show me that Sugar and Spice move…*wink* Maybe she'll come over for bacon?? Mania..Cage..Rabies!!! LOL
Fade to Chocolate....
