Post by evanmcdonald1 on Nov 17, 2012 17:57:25 GMT -4
Evan lost his debut match when he was pinned by Mascara but now he was in a much more significant match where he was teaming up with Asylum superstar Yarmouth to take on the makeshift team off Jair Hopkins and Anthony Bailey also from Asylum, Evan was the odd one out in this match because not only was he not on Asylum but his debut match was last week, can he and Yarmouth win?
The Great Escape Restaurant, Salem, MA
November 17, 2012, 5:00pm
I suppose your expecting me to be in the company of one of my many lady friends, but alas I am not, I felt like I needed some time to myself so I decided to come out for dinner at a local Traditional Italian American restaurant, as for what I’m ordering, if you must know I ordered the Al Pacino Scallop dish and I am currently awaiting my order.
Whilst I debate on whether or not to have desert I hear the door to the restaurant open and I look up, an attractive brunette woman with shoulder length hair has just entered the restaurant and has been seated at the nearest table to mine, time to work my magic.
“Now what brings a lovely young lass like you to this fine establishment?” I asked as I set down the menu, the woman took one look at me and rolled her eyes before quickly picking up the menu. “I don’t believe you heard me…..”
“I heard you loud and clear asshole!” The woman interrupted me as she lowered the menu in order to look directly at me, “And you may be handsome but not only have I seen your kind a million times before but I’ve seen you on TV, your that Scottish guy that just debuted on APW.”
“That’s Evan McDonald to you.” I said bluntly as I felt my temper rising. “And you had better show me the respect I deserve…..”
“You expect me to respect you?” The woman asked with a scoff. “Please, you objectify so many women and then throw them out when you’re done with them, and by the way……” The woman trailed off as a much larger man than me approached the table. “This is Dave, my husband.” The woman introduced us and I stood up to go nose to nose with Dave.
“Did you say husband? I’m surprised anyone put up with a cu…..” My insult was cut off when Dave took a swing at me, I caught the fist and quickly kneed him in the stomach, and it was at that point that the manager finally walked over.
“I’ve seen enough, you are kicked out of this restaurant and banned for life.” The manager said as he pointed at me, needless to say my temper flared.
“Your kicking me out when all I did was defend myself?!” I defended myself but the manager didn’t budge, growled in annoyance before storming out of the restaurant flipping the manager and the couple the bird as I left, I knew I would be able to find another restaurant easily enough but at the same time I just wanted to be as far away from that place as possible, it’s at this point that I finally notice APW’s camera crew and to put it bluntly they do nothing to soften the blow to my ego or quall my temper. “Do you have to follow me everywhere I go?!”
“Err, yes.” The cameraman said bluntly and I ran a hand down my face.
“You know what? Let’s do this, I’m fired up from that incident back there and I have two opponents that I can take out my frustrations on!” I said before smirking, “This week begins my ascent to the top of the food chain here at APW, last week’s loss? It doesn’t matter, everyone knows I can beat that luchador senseless and I will rectify that mistake at a later date but for now I must team up with one Asylum Megastar to defeat two other Asylum Megastars in the form of Jair Bailey and Anthony Hopkins, do you think I’m intimidated going into a match with three bigger Megastars than I? Not a bloody chance! I’m starting with my own tag team partner but believe me, I will get to the idiots who serve as our opponents soon enough!”
Don’t worry, I’ll make this short.
“You worried about me being on the same page as me? Don’t make me laugh, I have been around enough of washed up has-beens to know that all you care about is taking the spotlight from the future of the business such as myself, with that said do us both a favor and don’t get any ideas about stealing my spotlight in this match because that way we will actually win.”
Now onto my opponents and I’m starting with Bailey.
“Jair, Jair, Jair, so your little lady friend just dumped you, excuse me whilst I play the world’s smallest violin! Am I supposed to feel sympathy for someone stupid enough to get tied down to one woman? Don’t answer that, as for your actual comments towards me in your promo, my ego is what drives me to be the best that I am in this business and you have no place calling my ego into question when you open your promo by bragging about your accomplishments, you want to know mine? Studied at Oxford University and graduated with honors, do you know what that means? I am far more intelligent than any of the other competitors in this match!”
Next up is his friend and tag-team partner Hopkins.
“My strategy for dealing with Jair is simple because it is to keep him on the ground and from going to the top turnbuckle! Hopkins on the other hand is a completely different story, he’s an all-rounder which means I will have to work a bit harder to take him down and keep him down for the three count, oh I’m sorry, did I imply that this was going to be difficult for me? This is like asking Usain Bolt to win a race against a chubby kid! Not only will I hold my own against you Hopkins but I will beat you into submission with or without my tag team partners’ help but believe me when I say that I won’t need his help in this match!”
I spotted a restaurant nearby, the Village Tavern, good, maybe they won’t kick me out!
“What we have here is an example of natural selection at work! Three old has-beens and one future star in the business in the same match, we all know how this is going to end, with me emerging victorious and my tag team partner taking the credit for my hard work! Jair and Hopkins can say whatever they want but it doesn’t matter, they know it’s the truth and I will prove it to them this Monday on Meltdown!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Jair, Hopkins, I don’t need Yarmouth’s help to win this match, hell I can win it with both hands tied behind my back whilst two of my lady friends have sex at ringside! This message has been paid for by “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald and this Monday Night I will show Jair Bailey and Anthony Hopkins will learn why I am the best at what I do!”
I entered the restaurant as the scene fades.
The Great Escape Restaurant, Salem, MA
November 17, 2012, 5:00pm
I suppose your expecting me to be in the company of one of my many lady friends, but alas I am not, I felt like I needed some time to myself so I decided to come out for dinner at a local Traditional Italian American restaurant, as for what I’m ordering, if you must know I ordered the Al Pacino Scallop dish and I am currently awaiting my order.
Whilst I debate on whether or not to have desert I hear the door to the restaurant open and I look up, an attractive brunette woman with shoulder length hair has just entered the restaurant and has been seated at the nearest table to mine, time to work my magic.
“Now what brings a lovely young lass like you to this fine establishment?” I asked as I set down the menu, the woman took one look at me and rolled her eyes before quickly picking up the menu. “I don’t believe you heard me…..”
“I heard you loud and clear asshole!” The woman interrupted me as she lowered the menu in order to look directly at me, “And you may be handsome but not only have I seen your kind a million times before but I’ve seen you on TV, your that Scottish guy that just debuted on APW.”
“That’s Evan McDonald to you.” I said bluntly as I felt my temper rising. “And you had better show me the respect I deserve…..”
“You expect me to respect you?” The woman asked with a scoff. “Please, you objectify so many women and then throw them out when you’re done with them, and by the way……” The woman trailed off as a much larger man than me approached the table. “This is Dave, my husband.” The woman introduced us and I stood up to go nose to nose with Dave.
“Did you say husband? I’m surprised anyone put up with a cu…..” My insult was cut off when Dave took a swing at me, I caught the fist and quickly kneed him in the stomach, and it was at that point that the manager finally walked over.
“I’ve seen enough, you are kicked out of this restaurant and banned for life.” The manager said as he pointed at me, needless to say my temper flared.
“Your kicking me out when all I did was defend myself?!” I defended myself but the manager didn’t budge, growled in annoyance before storming out of the restaurant flipping the manager and the couple the bird as I left, I knew I would be able to find another restaurant easily enough but at the same time I just wanted to be as far away from that place as possible, it’s at this point that I finally notice APW’s camera crew and to put it bluntly they do nothing to soften the blow to my ego or quall my temper. “Do you have to follow me everywhere I go?!”
“Err, yes.” The cameraman said bluntly and I ran a hand down my face.
“You know what? Let’s do this, I’m fired up from that incident back there and I have two opponents that I can take out my frustrations on!” I said before smirking, “This week begins my ascent to the top of the food chain here at APW, last week’s loss? It doesn’t matter, everyone knows I can beat that luchador senseless and I will rectify that mistake at a later date but for now I must team up with one Asylum Megastar to defeat two other Asylum Megastars in the form of Jair Bailey and Anthony Hopkins, do you think I’m intimidated going into a match with three bigger Megastars than I? Not a bloody chance! I’m starting with my own tag team partner but believe me, I will get to the idiots who serve as our opponents soon enough!”
Don’t worry, I’ll make this short.
“You worried about me being on the same page as me? Don’t make me laugh, I have been around enough of washed up has-beens to know that all you care about is taking the spotlight from the future of the business such as myself, with that said do us both a favor and don’t get any ideas about stealing my spotlight in this match because that way we will actually win.”
Now onto my opponents and I’m starting with Bailey.
“Jair, Jair, Jair, so your little lady friend just dumped you, excuse me whilst I play the world’s smallest violin! Am I supposed to feel sympathy for someone stupid enough to get tied down to one woman? Don’t answer that, as for your actual comments towards me in your promo, my ego is what drives me to be the best that I am in this business and you have no place calling my ego into question when you open your promo by bragging about your accomplishments, you want to know mine? Studied at Oxford University and graduated with honors, do you know what that means? I am far more intelligent than any of the other competitors in this match!”
Next up is his friend and tag-team partner Hopkins.
“My strategy for dealing with Jair is simple because it is to keep him on the ground and from going to the top turnbuckle! Hopkins on the other hand is a completely different story, he’s an all-rounder which means I will have to work a bit harder to take him down and keep him down for the three count, oh I’m sorry, did I imply that this was going to be difficult for me? This is like asking Usain Bolt to win a race against a chubby kid! Not only will I hold my own against you Hopkins but I will beat you into submission with or without my tag team partners’ help but believe me when I say that I won’t need his help in this match!”
I spotted a restaurant nearby, the Village Tavern, good, maybe they won’t kick me out!
“What we have here is an example of natural selection at work! Three old has-beens and one future star in the business in the same match, we all know how this is going to end, with me emerging victorious and my tag team partner taking the credit for my hard work! Jair and Hopkins can say whatever they want but it doesn’t matter, they know it’s the truth and I will prove it to them this Monday on Meltdown!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Jair, Hopkins, I don’t need Yarmouth’s help to win this match, hell I can win it with both hands tied behind my back whilst two of my lady friends have sex at ringside! This message has been paid for by “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald and this Monday Night I will show Jair Bailey and Anthony Hopkins will learn why I am the best at what I do!”
I entered the restaurant as the scene fades.
