Post by evanmcdonald1 on Nov 25, 2012 0:53:16 GMT -4
Evan had an interesting match ahead of him this week as he was facing a woman, namely Kaylyn James Evans otherwise known as “The Perfect Ten”, she was known for being a bit of a firecracker so it should be interesting to see how Evan handles her…..and no, I didn’t mean any innuendo by that!
Athos Restaurant, Albany, New York
November 23rd, 2012, 7:00pm
Why yes, I am eating at another restaurant after the whole debacle last week, however I am being a bit more cautious this week as I am merely checking out the asses of any attractive women who walk by me, off course there’s only one attractive woman on my mind right now, my next opponent Kaylyn James Evans.
“What is that joke of a boss thinking?” I thought to myself as I finished the last of my meal, it’s a Greek style restaurant and whilst I have never been to Greece the food is very good. “Putting me in a match against a woman? Most women I meet just want to screw my brains out.” I thought as I took a sip of my drink.
“Ah, I see that your finished sir.” The waiter, Charlie, said as he gathered up the plate. “Do you want desert or the bill?”
“Give me the bill; I filled myself up with that meal.” I answered honestly and the waiter walked off to ring up the cash register. “Will this company ever do shows in Scotland? It’s been so long since I’ve had food in my home country.” I thought as I finished my drink.
“I thought I recognized ya Evan, how are ya?” I looked up and saw a big muscular man with short dark hair and blue eyes, it was Scott “The Highlander” McKenzie, I teamed with him briefly on the Scottish independents before his career ended with a neck injury, back then he had long wild hair and a equally wild beard, obviously he’s cleaned himself up since then.
“Enjoying actually having a career, what about you?” I grunted as I glanced at the larger man, I didn’t exactly team with him by choice, the bookers needed a new tag team to help strengthen the promotion’s tag team division and threw us together, a fact that I hated.
“Oh come now Evan, we may not have teamed together willingly but we were still friends!” Scott responded and I scoffed.
“Friends? You have a deluded vision of history, when our tag team was cut short I celebrated at the local pub like there was no tomorrow.” I answered bluntly with a scoff. “I am now far better off, and as for that joke of a promotion, they couldn’t even dream of paying me my current wages and my talents are actually being tested.”
“What, by fighting a woman?” Scott asked and I growled.
“Kaylyn is the exception to that rule, I’ll beat her in ten seconds flat and leave my phone number in her pocket.” I responded and Scott shrugged before standing up, “Leaving so soon?”
“Well it’s obvious that you’re not going to be civil.” Scott answered as he exited the restaurant. “I’ll be in attendance at the next Meltdown, who knows; maybe she’ll actually give ya a fight!” Scott said before walking off.
“Good riddance.” I thought to myself as Charlie came over with the bill, I paid for the meal with my card and he left once the transaction was complete, it was then that I had noticed the cameramen. “You know, I have never been one to hit a woman, I much prefer to have sex with them, so I guess being put against a woman in my next match is Alexander DuVall’s idea of a little joke?”
I said before standing up and leaving the restaurant.
“Honestly Alexander, do you call putting one of the most attractive women on the roster against a man more than twice her size “good for business” just because the man is a notorious lady’s man?” I asked rhetorically before shaking my head. “Off course you do, you’ll probably justify it by saying “look at Kaylyn’s past matches”, I have and I’m not impressed.”
I said as I stopped near the parking lot.
“I suppose I should start addressing Kaylyn herself and you know what? The only thing I’m impressed by is that little minx’s body, never has a wrestling nickname been more appropriate than “The Perfect Ten”, you may be a life-time wrestling fan Kaylyn but so am I and like it or not, I’m bigger, I’m stronger, in all honesty you should be begging me to have sex with you rather than face me in this match!”
But off course that’s not going to happen.
“I know your type Kaylyn, you claim to be a strong independent women but in reality your nothing but a scared little girl who has no idea just what she has gotten herself into, I’ll tell you what you have in store for you right now in fact, a beating, I may have said that I am not the type of man who would normally lay a finger on a woman in anger but this is a competitive sport, you should’ve realized what you were getting into when you signed the contract for this match.
Then again if she did then I wouldn’t have a match this week.
“There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity Kaylyn and you jumped over that line on a motorcycle the moment you agreed to this match! Sure, you can try to use your technical abilities on me, sure you can try to hit me with the KY Bomb, sure, you can try to drive my head into the matt with the Crusher but I’m telling you right now that I will power out of all the attempts you make to take me down! That is unless you come to your senses and agree to have sex with me in exchange for dropping the match off course!”
But knowing Kaylyn I doubt that will happen.
“Go ahead, call me a sexist pig, or a sex addict, I’ve heard it all before and to be honest they stopped interesting me when I had my seventh match as a professional wrestler! I am simply an extremely good looking man who takes advantage of that fact to have sex with as many women as he wants! Who knows? Maybe Kaylyn will be added to the list of women I’ve slept with when this is all set and done! But in the meantime I will enjoy taking Alexander’s idea of a joke and turning it into my first ever victory in APW.”
I supposed I had better call a cab, fortunately I used a cab to get here so calling the cab company should be easy enough, a few minutes passed and I hung up having booked a cab to take me back to the hotel.
“I have another ten minutes to spare so I will try to make this as quick as I can.” I said before pausing. “For the record I have never said that sentence when addressing a woman before my encounter with her, understood? Good, now then Kaylyn, are you regretting your incredibly ill-advised decision to sign up for this match yet? If the answer is no then you are dumber than you look.”
And she already looks pretty stupid.
“As much as I detest repeating myself I must state the facts again, I am bigger and stronger than you by far, you cannot hope to take me off of my feet through legal means and that means one thing, unless you cheat I am going to win this match and I am going to enjoy the after party in my hotel room, you may come if you so wish, maybe I’ll be able to show you that just because I’m a brute in the ring doesn’t mean I’m a brute in bed.”
I’m far from it actually.
“I mean hell, the preview for the next card described you as a firecracker in the ring, I can’t wait to see if you live up to that reputation in the bedroom as well!” I said with a massive grin. “Kaylyn, let me put it this way, the sooner you realize what a horrible mistake you’ve made by signing up for this match the sooner I can show you just what a stud I am in the bedroom and if you don’t believe me just ask the women I sleep with on a regular basis…..just ignore the ones who try to force me to pay child support!”
They are the most annoying off all!
“My ride home should be here any minute now so I’ll leave it at this, Kaylyn, it’s not too late to pull out of this match but with that said I’ll give you until Meltdown to pull out because otherwise I will make you pay dearly for your mistake, what’s that mistake you ask? Not pulling out of the match when you had the chance!”
I see the cab pull up and I decide to wrap things up.
“This has been a paid message by “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald and Kaylyn, remember my warnings when you head into our match this Monday if you don’t want to get hurt, otherwise you’ll regret it.”
I got into the cab as the scene fades.
Athos Restaurant, Albany, New York
November 23rd, 2012, 7:00pm
Why yes, I am eating at another restaurant after the whole debacle last week, however I am being a bit more cautious this week as I am merely checking out the asses of any attractive women who walk by me, off course there’s only one attractive woman on my mind right now, my next opponent Kaylyn James Evans.
“What is that joke of a boss thinking?” I thought to myself as I finished the last of my meal, it’s a Greek style restaurant and whilst I have never been to Greece the food is very good. “Putting me in a match against a woman? Most women I meet just want to screw my brains out.” I thought as I took a sip of my drink.
“Ah, I see that your finished sir.” The waiter, Charlie, said as he gathered up the plate. “Do you want desert or the bill?”
“Give me the bill; I filled myself up with that meal.” I answered honestly and the waiter walked off to ring up the cash register. “Will this company ever do shows in Scotland? It’s been so long since I’ve had food in my home country.” I thought as I finished my drink.
“I thought I recognized ya Evan, how are ya?” I looked up and saw a big muscular man with short dark hair and blue eyes, it was Scott “The Highlander” McKenzie, I teamed with him briefly on the Scottish independents before his career ended with a neck injury, back then he had long wild hair and a equally wild beard, obviously he’s cleaned himself up since then.
“Enjoying actually having a career, what about you?” I grunted as I glanced at the larger man, I didn’t exactly team with him by choice, the bookers needed a new tag team to help strengthen the promotion’s tag team division and threw us together, a fact that I hated.
“Oh come now Evan, we may not have teamed together willingly but we were still friends!” Scott responded and I scoffed.
“Friends? You have a deluded vision of history, when our tag team was cut short I celebrated at the local pub like there was no tomorrow.” I answered bluntly with a scoff. “I am now far better off, and as for that joke of a promotion, they couldn’t even dream of paying me my current wages and my talents are actually being tested.”
“What, by fighting a woman?” Scott asked and I growled.
“Kaylyn is the exception to that rule, I’ll beat her in ten seconds flat and leave my phone number in her pocket.” I responded and Scott shrugged before standing up, “Leaving so soon?”
“Well it’s obvious that you’re not going to be civil.” Scott answered as he exited the restaurant. “I’ll be in attendance at the next Meltdown, who knows; maybe she’ll actually give ya a fight!” Scott said before walking off.
“Good riddance.” I thought to myself as Charlie came over with the bill, I paid for the meal with my card and he left once the transaction was complete, it was then that I had noticed the cameramen. “You know, I have never been one to hit a woman, I much prefer to have sex with them, so I guess being put against a woman in my next match is Alexander DuVall’s idea of a little joke?”
I said before standing up and leaving the restaurant.
“Honestly Alexander, do you call putting one of the most attractive women on the roster against a man more than twice her size “good for business” just because the man is a notorious lady’s man?” I asked rhetorically before shaking my head. “Off course you do, you’ll probably justify it by saying “look at Kaylyn’s past matches”, I have and I’m not impressed.”
I said as I stopped near the parking lot.
“I suppose I should start addressing Kaylyn herself and you know what? The only thing I’m impressed by is that little minx’s body, never has a wrestling nickname been more appropriate than “The Perfect Ten”, you may be a life-time wrestling fan Kaylyn but so am I and like it or not, I’m bigger, I’m stronger, in all honesty you should be begging me to have sex with you rather than face me in this match!”
But off course that’s not going to happen.
“I know your type Kaylyn, you claim to be a strong independent women but in reality your nothing but a scared little girl who has no idea just what she has gotten herself into, I’ll tell you what you have in store for you right now in fact, a beating, I may have said that I am not the type of man who would normally lay a finger on a woman in anger but this is a competitive sport, you should’ve realized what you were getting into when you signed the contract for this match.
Then again if she did then I wouldn’t have a match this week.
“There’s a fine line between bravery and stupidity Kaylyn and you jumped over that line on a motorcycle the moment you agreed to this match! Sure, you can try to use your technical abilities on me, sure you can try to hit me with the KY Bomb, sure, you can try to drive my head into the matt with the Crusher but I’m telling you right now that I will power out of all the attempts you make to take me down! That is unless you come to your senses and agree to have sex with me in exchange for dropping the match off course!”
But knowing Kaylyn I doubt that will happen.
“Go ahead, call me a sexist pig, or a sex addict, I’ve heard it all before and to be honest they stopped interesting me when I had my seventh match as a professional wrestler! I am simply an extremely good looking man who takes advantage of that fact to have sex with as many women as he wants! Who knows? Maybe Kaylyn will be added to the list of women I’ve slept with when this is all set and done! But in the meantime I will enjoy taking Alexander’s idea of a joke and turning it into my first ever victory in APW.”
I supposed I had better call a cab, fortunately I used a cab to get here so calling the cab company should be easy enough, a few minutes passed and I hung up having booked a cab to take me back to the hotel.
“I have another ten minutes to spare so I will try to make this as quick as I can.” I said before pausing. “For the record I have never said that sentence when addressing a woman before my encounter with her, understood? Good, now then Kaylyn, are you regretting your incredibly ill-advised decision to sign up for this match yet? If the answer is no then you are dumber than you look.”
And she already looks pretty stupid.
“As much as I detest repeating myself I must state the facts again, I am bigger and stronger than you by far, you cannot hope to take me off of my feet through legal means and that means one thing, unless you cheat I am going to win this match and I am going to enjoy the after party in my hotel room, you may come if you so wish, maybe I’ll be able to show you that just because I’m a brute in the ring doesn’t mean I’m a brute in bed.”
I’m far from it actually.
“I mean hell, the preview for the next card described you as a firecracker in the ring, I can’t wait to see if you live up to that reputation in the bedroom as well!” I said with a massive grin. “Kaylyn, let me put it this way, the sooner you realize what a horrible mistake you’ve made by signing up for this match the sooner I can show you just what a stud I am in the bedroom and if you don’t believe me just ask the women I sleep with on a regular basis…..just ignore the ones who try to force me to pay child support!”
They are the most annoying off all!
“My ride home should be here any minute now so I’ll leave it at this, Kaylyn, it’s not too late to pull out of this match but with that said I’ll give you until Meltdown to pull out because otherwise I will make you pay dearly for your mistake, what’s that mistake you ask? Not pulling out of the match when you had the chance!”
I see the cab pull up and I decide to wrap things up.
“This has been a paid message by “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald and Kaylyn, remember my warnings when you head into our match this Monday if you don’t want to get hurt, otherwise you’ll regret it.”
I got into the cab as the scene fades.
