Post by Speede on Nov 25, 2012 20:54:26 GMT -4
The following is a post on the official blog of Roy Speede
Before I get started, I'd like to apologize for a recent post on here of an individual, poorly dressed in an attempt to impersonate myself, on webcam making awkward and completely ridiculous sexual remarks toward my tag team partner. I'd also like to apologize to D-Day for that happening, and after a change of passwords on my blog and enhanced firewall and security measures, I am taking utmost care to assure all of you reading this that it doesn't happen again. So to all my fans out there that read and follow this blog loyally, and were rudely and obscenely presented with pathetic and fictitious footage in the last couple days, I am sincerely sorry, and I wish to issue you a promise that it won’t happen again.
As for the culprit behind this, there isn’t a doubt in my mind that it was none other than Delikado and his no-talent friends trying to orchestrate one of their impersonation ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway’ style miscreant-strewn comedy sketches, as I’ve been presented as being rather typical to his sense of humor, or in many cases, lack thereof. What he has done is nothing short of downright disgusting, and any of my fans who have seen this would be well aware that I carry myself in a much higher and more sophisticated manner than masturbation on webcam. His presentation of the manner in which not only I, but D-Day are as a tag team is rude, crudely designed, and quite frankly, a piece of total crap that anyone with eyes could see and acknowledge as nothing more than a slanderous heap of filth the quality of which couldn’t be measured without using negative numbers, and that his sluggish and overly pathetic attempts to mock D-Day and I are a calling from him, begging us to destroy him and show him why his attempts to ridicule us before the match even arises is not only a terrible idea but a costly one as well.
One thing I wish to make very clear to you all, is that under no circumstances will I present a video within my blog to you all without making it clear well prior that a video will be coming. This is my blog for a reason, and if I wished to record videos for a vlog, I would do so instead. However, unless there are special circumstances, I won’t be doing a video for you guys, because quite frankly, there is such a thing as offending someone by posting a video, and Delikado’s actions have proven that right here tonight; his criminal and heinous acts will be punished, and with the Roy Speede Official Blog back in the hands of myself and my team of site managers, this will not happen again.
Before I turn my focus to my other opponent, I’d like to introduce a little segment to my blogs that I think you all will enjoy; from this point forward, every blog post I make will feature a question from one of the readers, as well as an answer from yours truly. I’d like to start with one from Kelsey, from Denver, Colorado, who asks...
Roy, why is it that you have been staying within the tag team division since you started competing in APW? I was always a fan of your performances in the ring solo, and that bothers me. When will we get to see you compete without a tag team partner in your corner again like we’re all used to seeing?
Well, Kelsey, that’s a very good question, and I think I can provide you with a little bit of insight on the way things are going; right now, I’m in the tag team title hunt because I’m a part of this tournament, and with D-Day as my partner, there’s a strong chance that we could walk away with the victory in this tournament and become the tag team champions right off the bat to start are Action Packed Wrestling careers. With that thought in mind, I’m going to stay alongside my tag team partner at least for the duration of this tournament in hopes that we can claim the belts as our own and accomplish something great to start with. Should that not happen, there’s definitely a possibility that he and I will separate from the tag team division and start off on our time wrestling solo in this company, and even that our paths might cross in the ring; still, however, D-Day and I are a strong team, and we’ll keep working together as long as we can, because we’ve got the tag team title belts in our sights, and we’re going to claim them as ours at Christmas Chaos.
On top of that, I’d like to mention that, sadly, I don’t have too much control over whether I’m thrown into a tag team match or a singles match, or for that matter any other type of match, and for the most part, I have to sit back and listen to what the general manager of Meltdown tells me to do, and subsequently what President Jeff tells him to do, because they’re the ones who set up my matches and tell me who I’m going to face the next time I set foot in the ring, and angering them wouldn’t be a good move for my career. I’ll agree with you that I do enjoy competing solo myself, but right now, D-Day and I are on a roll, and we work great together, and management sees this, and is pushing us to become a better tag team as a duo here on Meltdown, and while we may not remain on Meltdown, we’ll still be a formidable team, and we can step it up and compete on one of the main shows instead; but for the most part, I’d like to admit that you’re right, fighting without a tag team partner to worry about does make things a lot more fun for me because I don’t want to have someone constantly watching my back to save my ass in the ring. I like getting myself in a bit of trouble and then fighting out of it, because I’m good enough to accomplish that, and that’s just what I do.
Now, getting back to the topic of the match that’s on my plate for this week, the first opponent I’ve already addressed for this match is Delikado. Certainly, a former Overdrive Champion like Delikado would have the sense not to mock someone while they still live and breathe and kick and can develop the desire to hurt you or inflict pain upon you, but it is most apparent to me that Delikado hasn’t understood this concept, or he would have kept his mouth shut and shown us that he has some common sense after all. As of right now, the biggest positive about this guy is that beating him means that D-Day and I have beaten a former ‘top dog’ within this company, and that the two of us are destined to be great simply on that logic alone. However, with those positives come the negatives, because while that would be a positive thing for the both of us, Delikado has clearly shown himself to be nothing more than a hopeless pathetic oaf, and that his style of calling someone out is mocking them using horrible and probably illegally hired workers to portray them. Absolutely disappointing if you ask me.
Then, there’s none other than Evan Envi, who, from what I can tell, is the smarter and potentially more dangerous of the two opponents. His silence in the face of an enemy shows that he’s obviously the brains of the two teams, and while brawn is significant in wrestling, having someone who can do his independent thinking without ending up in an insane asylum is a very significant thing as well. I’ll give him credit, he did manage to make it to the second round with his dunce of a tag team partner, but this is where all forward progress stops, so might as well call this one a football game and spot it right at your feet, Envi, because there’s no chance you’re getting past D-Day and myself; we’re the 49ers of this fight, and you’re nothing but the Cleveland Brown when it comes to actually mounting a capable offense and actually producing something out of it. Bring it on, man, everything you’ve got and everything you have in store, but whatever happens, it won’t be enough; D-Day and I will get our hands raised in victory, and we will move on in this tag team title tournament. That’s a promise.
As for D-Day and myself, yes, I can safely say that we’re quite a team, and simply put, there’s nobody on the roster that can stop us when we bring our all; I hate to admit it, but I feel sorry for those who make it to the finals to face off against the two of us, because D-Day and I are going to go in there, kick some ass, take some names, and when all is said and done, everyone else but us in this tournament will be DEAD AND FORGOTTEN. Yeah, the name of D-Day’s finisher is so appropriate these days to describe anyone who faces him, faces me, or faces the two of us in a match, and this time, the lucky bastards happen to be Evan Envi and Delikado, who have so aptly named their team Delikado for the sake of being cute about it and giving themselves a name that sounds about as homoerotic as “Those Lesbians down on Twenty-Fourth Street”. So while Delikado implies with his tacky and off-base comedy routine featuring false representations of D-Day and myself, they’re anything but accurate, and if anything are more like a cover-up for Delikado and Evan Envi, and their gay carnal pleasures.
Okay, so that was rather a joke to be honest, but the truth is, these two as a formidable team are more of a joke than anything else, and it’s almost embarrassing to have to face them in the second round of this tag team tournament; it was most definitely an embarrassment to the team that lost to them in the first round that allowed them to make it this far, I can safely say that much about this tournament. Seriously, I don’t think these two should even be allowed in the ring, let alone teaming against D-Day and I in a match that could very well decide the fate of the tag team title belts right here right now, or rather, in just a short time at Meltdown in what will ultimately be the Meltdown that singes, scorches, and eventually burns the teamwork of these two under the pressure that comes from facing the team that will eventually become the biggest and best team in the history of this company. And you know why it’s a safe bet believing me when I say that?
I’m Roy Speede, that’s why. I’m The Silver Lining that shines through in the darkest of times and has shown time and time again that I’m one of the best this company has to offer. There’s a reason that I’m the Silver Lining in the dark times that have shown themselves to be abundantly present within this company, and the victories I win every month, every week, every day, hell, every minute of my entire life are just a few of the examples of why I’m the one whose word should be considered law, and most certainly not those of an imbecile like Delikado or a talentless hack of a competitor like Evan Envi. And the fact behind that is, D-Day and I are an unstoppable team; like it or not, we’re the ones who’re going to win, and that’s all that really matters; that’s the silver lining in all this, and that’s coming straight from the mouth of THE SILVER LINING. So that just leaves one last question...
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
Before I get started, I'd like to apologize for a recent post on here of an individual, poorly dressed in an attempt to impersonate myself, on webcam making awkward and completely ridiculous sexual remarks toward my tag team partner. I'd also like to apologize to D-Day for that happening, and after a change of passwords on my blog and enhanced firewall and security measures, I am taking utmost care to assure all of you reading this that it doesn't happen again. So to all my fans out there that read and follow this blog loyally, and were rudely and obscenely presented with pathetic and fictitious footage in the last couple days, I am sincerely sorry, and I wish to issue you a promise that it won’t happen again.
As for the culprit behind this, there isn’t a doubt in my mind that it was none other than Delikado and his no-talent friends trying to orchestrate one of their impersonation ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway’ style miscreant-strewn comedy sketches, as I’ve been presented as being rather typical to his sense of humor, or in many cases, lack thereof. What he has done is nothing short of downright disgusting, and any of my fans who have seen this would be well aware that I carry myself in a much higher and more sophisticated manner than masturbation on webcam. His presentation of the manner in which not only I, but D-Day are as a tag team is rude, crudely designed, and quite frankly, a piece of total crap that anyone with eyes could see and acknowledge as nothing more than a slanderous heap of filth the quality of which couldn’t be measured without using negative numbers, and that his sluggish and overly pathetic attempts to mock D-Day and I are a calling from him, begging us to destroy him and show him why his attempts to ridicule us before the match even arises is not only a terrible idea but a costly one as well.
One thing I wish to make very clear to you all, is that under no circumstances will I present a video within my blog to you all without making it clear well prior that a video will be coming. This is my blog for a reason, and if I wished to record videos for a vlog, I would do so instead. However, unless there are special circumstances, I won’t be doing a video for you guys, because quite frankly, there is such a thing as offending someone by posting a video, and Delikado’s actions have proven that right here tonight; his criminal and heinous acts will be punished, and with the Roy Speede Official Blog back in the hands of myself and my team of site managers, this will not happen again.
Before I turn my focus to my other opponent, I’d like to introduce a little segment to my blogs that I think you all will enjoy; from this point forward, every blog post I make will feature a question from one of the readers, as well as an answer from yours truly. I’d like to start with one from Kelsey, from Denver, Colorado, who asks...
Roy, why is it that you have been staying within the tag team division since you started competing in APW? I was always a fan of your performances in the ring solo, and that bothers me. When will we get to see you compete without a tag team partner in your corner again like we’re all used to seeing?
~Kelsey
Well, Kelsey, that’s a very good question, and I think I can provide you with a little bit of insight on the way things are going; right now, I’m in the tag team title hunt because I’m a part of this tournament, and with D-Day as my partner, there’s a strong chance that we could walk away with the victory in this tournament and become the tag team champions right off the bat to start are Action Packed Wrestling careers. With that thought in mind, I’m going to stay alongside my tag team partner at least for the duration of this tournament in hopes that we can claim the belts as our own and accomplish something great to start with. Should that not happen, there’s definitely a possibility that he and I will separate from the tag team division and start off on our time wrestling solo in this company, and even that our paths might cross in the ring; still, however, D-Day and I are a strong team, and we’ll keep working together as long as we can, because we’ve got the tag team title belts in our sights, and we’re going to claim them as ours at Christmas Chaos.
On top of that, I’d like to mention that, sadly, I don’t have too much control over whether I’m thrown into a tag team match or a singles match, or for that matter any other type of match, and for the most part, I have to sit back and listen to what the general manager of Meltdown tells me to do, and subsequently what President Jeff tells him to do, because they’re the ones who set up my matches and tell me who I’m going to face the next time I set foot in the ring, and angering them wouldn’t be a good move for my career. I’ll agree with you that I do enjoy competing solo myself, but right now, D-Day and I are on a roll, and we work great together, and management sees this, and is pushing us to become a better tag team as a duo here on Meltdown, and while we may not remain on Meltdown, we’ll still be a formidable team, and we can step it up and compete on one of the main shows instead; but for the most part, I’d like to admit that you’re right, fighting without a tag team partner to worry about does make things a lot more fun for me because I don’t want to have someone constantly watching my back to save my ass in the ring. I like getting myself in a bit of trouble and then fighting out of it, because I’m good enough to accomplish that, and that’s just what I do.
Now, getting back to the topic of the match that’s on my plate for this week, the first opponent I’ve already addressed for this match is Delikado. Certainly, a former Overdrive Champion like Delikado would have the sense not to mock someone while they still live and breathe and kick and can develop the desire to hurt you or inflict pain upon you, but it is most apparent to me that Delikado hasn’t understood this concept, or he would have kept his mouth shut and shown us that he has some common sense after all. As of right now, the biggest positive about this guy is that beating him means that D-Day and I have beaten a former ‘top dog’ within this company, and that the two of us are destined to be great simply on that logic alone. However, with those positives come the negatives, because while that would be a positive thing for the both of us, Delikado has clearly shown himself to be nothing more than a hopeless pathetic oaf, and that his style of calling someone out is mocking them using horrible and probably illegally hired workers to portray them. Absolutely disappointing if you ask me.
Then, there’s none other than Evan Envi, who, from what I can tell, is the smarter and potentially more dangerous of the two opponents. His silence in the face of an enemy shows that he’s obviously the brains of the two teams, and while brawn is significant in wrestling, having someone who can do his independent thinking without ending up in an insane asylum is a very significant thing as well. I’ll give him credit, he did manage to make it to the second round with his dunce of a tag team partner, but this is where all forward progress stops, so might as well call this one a football game and spot it right at your feet, Envi, because there’s no chance you’re getting past D-Day and myself; we’re the 49ers of this fight, and you’re nothing but the Cleveland Brown when it comes to actually mounting a capable offense and actually producing something out of it. Bring it on, man, everything you’ve got and everything you have in store, but whatever happens, it won’t be enough; D-Day and I will get our hands raised in victory, and we will move on in this tag team title tournament. That’s a promise.
As for D-Day and myself, yes, I can safely say that we’re quite a team, and simply put, there’s nobody on the roster that can stop us when we bring our all; I hate to admit it, but I feel sorry for those who make it to the finals to face off against the two of us, because D-Day and I are going to go in there, kick some ass, take some names, and when all is said and done, everyone else but us in this tournament will be DEAD AND FORGOTTEN. Yeah, the name of D-Day’s finisher is so appropriate these days to describe anyone who faces him, faces me, or faces the two of us in a match, and this time, the lucky bastards happen to be Evan Envi and Delikado, who have so aptly named their team Delikado for the sake of being cute about it and giving themselves a name that sounds about as homoerotic as “Those Lesbians down on Twenty-Fourth Street”. So while Delikado implies with his tacky and off-base comedy routine featuring false representations of D-Day and myself, they’re anything but accurate, and if anything are more like a cover-up for Delikado and Evan Envi, and their gay carnal pleasures.
Okay, so that was rather a joke to be honest, but the truth is, these two as a formidable team are more of a joke than anything else, and it’s almost embarrassing to have to face them in the second round of this tag team tournament; it was most definitely an embarrassment to the team that lost to them in the first round that allowed them to make it this far, I can safely say that much about this tournament. Seriously, I don’t think these two should even be allowed in the ring, let alone teaming against D-Day and I in a match that could very well decide the fate of the tag team title belts right here right now, or rather, in just a short time at Meltdown in what will ultimately be the Meltdown that singes, scorches, and eventually burns the teamwork of these two under the pressure that comes from facing the team that will eventually become the biggest and best team in the history of this company. And you know why it’s a safe bet believing me when I say that?
I’m Roy Speede, that’s why. I’m The Silver Lining that shines through in the darkest of times and has shown time and time again that I’m one of the best this company has to offer. There’s a reason that I’m the Silver Lining in the dark times that have shown themselves to be abundantly present within this company, and the victories I win every month, every week, every day, hell, every minute of my entire life are just a few of the examples of why I’m the one whose word should be considered law, and most certainly not those of an imbecile like Delikado or a talentless hack of a competitor like Evan Envi. And the fact behind that is, D-Day and I are an unstoppable team; like it or not, we’re the ones who’re going to win, and that’s all that really matters; that’s the silver lining in all this, and that’s coming straight from the mouth of THE SILVER LINING. So that just leaves one last question...
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!
