Being a hospital surgeon

[Lord Raab]

Being a hospital surgeon. Cleveland, Ohio. Saturday 8th December.

Stefan was in the hospital and today he was going to operate on some guy's kidneys because this guy had a lot of fat to get rid of and also in the room operating was his friend Elton who was going to help Stefan with everything as well.

Elton: So we got this guy here wanting to get rid of the excess fat right?

Stefan Raab: That's right and I am also here to get into Slade Craven's head a bit since this is somewhere he's been in far too many times this year.

Elton: What a good idea and I can tell from that training we did the other day that you really was telling me the truth about you being in a wrestling camp all month training.

Stefan Raab: Just you wait and see what moves I got planned. Nearly everything is new and I am going to use more technical moves than I did in the past. You, Slade and the rest of the world will see a major change in my moves.

Elton: Good now let's not let this patient wait any more since he has gone to sleep. Let's get to work on stitching this kidney up.

Stefan Raab: You know what? You are right that we better not let the other doctors and patients be kept waiting.

So Stefan and Elton begin to work as they carefully open this guy's stomach and there was a lot of fat that they were going to stitch up and of course to Stefan it was a place where he could continue talking about the match he was going to have with Slade along with the things he said about Stefan earlier.

Oh look at that. Slade actually is alive and can talk after all. I thought you was someone that couldn't back your mouth. Now all of a sudden you start to talk trash to me? Bravo good work. Oh I am proud of you. NOT. I am not proud because you are trying to be like me. There is no one that trash talks all the time like I do. So you ran your mouth about the opponents that I will be facing or hoping to in the future. Not one thing did I say anything about the pathetic love birds on Yarmouth and President cunt oops I meant President Jeff but my tongue slipped just then. Not that I care anyway since he's being nothing more than a pussy at this time which suits the name of him much better. Jeff and Yarmouth love to play footsies to each other to make love.

Why am I even talking about Yarmouth and Jeff? Oh yes because you brought them up and it's personal between me, Yarmouth and Jeff. Everyone has been asking me that did I send a text and the note to Yarmouth? You damn right I did and I sent both to President pussy as well. Hell you bring up the most pathetic thing ever that I rode Yarmouth's cocktails? I was the one that won the Elimination Tag match for the tag team titles while he wasn't even there half of the match unless you have forgotten about that delusional idiot and then Yarmouth was the one that lost the tag team title match by tapping out like a little bitch that he is and gets handed the Tap Out Title shot because now he's sucking on Jeff's cock. If it wasn't for me then Yarmouth wouldn't be drafted to Asylum and if anything he rode my cocktail to achieve success.

Anyway I am not going into that any more because clearly both Jeff and Yarmouth are irrelevant to this match that we got coming up. Do you know where I am Slade? That's right where you been spending most of your year in an hospital. It is sad that's really the only thing people remember you by being in a coma for two months and then being in hospital yet again after the number one contender for the heavyweight title. You can talk big time on riding on Shadow's dick and how Jeff had to split you both up because he saw that with you and Shadow has had way more and better success than you have had. You see you are right that you can't back up anything and it's because you suck. You couldn't cut it on Overdrive and you sure as hell can't and won't be able to cut it being on the Asylum brand either.

They got his body parts open now and they were going to use knifes and scissors so they can cut out the excess fat that they need to make it an successful operation but knowing Stefan and Elton. Somewhere they were bound to mess things up somewhere.

Elton: My god this guy looks worse than even me being overweight.

Stefan Raab: I know and people say I am in APW?

Elton: They just don't know that America is the top country for overweight people.

Stefan Raab: Trust me. None of these APW idiots know anything about that.

Suddenly Stefan got angry and it was about to hit him just even thinking about President Jeff that he wanted in the ring so badly but he wasn't going to leave the room because Elton needed Stefan to help him so they cut out the fat that was causing this guy to have health problems as Stefan turned into his monster side of him.

You will give me pain? You don't even know the meaning of pain especially when clearly you seem to be forgetting that we are placed in an extreme rules match. Hardcore weapons surrounding us around the ring. You got no chance of winning this match against me because you aren't going to meet someone that didn't have any moves that didn't cause anyone pain. No you see that's where I have changed to actually give you the pain that you deserve right now like everyone else that is doubting me to win this match. My focus is on you not on those pathetic retards that you keep on bringing up. Yes I want both Yarmouth and President Jeff in the ring but I am going to show them on you just how badly I want to face them in the ring by proving you and the useless APW wrestlers wrong.

I feel like I want to make you suffer in pain so much that I feel like breaking every bone in your body and with these new submission holds that I got. I can do that and I been training a lot harder at my wrestling school that I did in the past finding ways to give wrestlers a beating that they deserve just like how you clearly deserve one at the moment. Sending a message to Yarmouth and President Jeff is exactly what I am going to do and I will not fail this time because I am stronger than I was before. Wrestling is all I have been doing these last few months. You on the other hand have been in hospital still having ring rust that clearly still hasn't gone on you. I will bust your head open and cause you to have scars as well by using barbed wire to give you cuts that you deserve on your body.

Stefan then gets out of his anger voice and speaks in his normal voice as they were still continuing to cut things open which was going to take a while for both Stefan and his friend Elton to deal with.

You are right that no one gives a damn about me and I don't really care honestly I don't because I am still going to continue being nasty to people and showing them disrespect because I don't care for friends in the wrestling business since once I make friends with people. They turn on me just exactly like me respecting them so in my world that doesn't really work but hating on people on the other hand does so I rather stick with the option that I am doing now than listen to people's advice especially one that Jeff gave me recently on showing people respect and making friends. I am doing things my way and it all starts tomorrow night with you. I laugh at the fact that you are also like everyone else calling me a joke when it's you that is the biggest joke around.

That's extremely funny coming from someone that can't get his ass out of a hospital bed until after One Night In Hell Pay Per View especially when you bitched out of the Tap Out Tournament because you couldn't cut it. That's what I call a joke because you whine and cry about how you couldn't get the job done because you failed to spot the weaknesses of Keaton Saint and it makes you look dumb to even lose to him again even though you both faced each other over on Overdrive but you should have learned the first time you faced him to spot his weaknesses but no you ended up getting knocked the fuck out which is nothing new in my book nowadays.

Hell I was way more talked about in APW than you have been when you was in a coma. Nobody gave a damn about you while I was suspended. People were talking about me like Chris Hart calling me a cunt when Kurt has been carrying his ass all year round and the fact that he's the biggest pussy around how he refuses to fight Kurt because they were friends and now all of a sudden he wants to fight him cos of what Kurt did to him, then Phil Atken saying that I am found locked away in a closet with Yarmouth which clearly is far from the truth but I am sure he's gotten me mistaken with President Jeff being locked in a closet with Yarmouth and then The Soul Of Shite TJ comes out saying how he is better and tougher than me when we haven't even had a match against each other yet not that tag match we had on Meltdown TJ a proper one on one match. Until you have faced and beaten me in the ring. You haven't proved shit to me at all.

Elton: Did you really call President Jeff out for a match?

Stefan Raab: Of course I have Elton more than once now and yet he's been ignoring me hence why I called him a pussy.

Elton: Why's that?

Stefan Raab: If Jeff has the guts to respond to my video I done before One Night In Hell PPV and suspending me after my match at One Night In Hell then I am sure that he has guts on accepting my challenge on wrestling against me at either three places. Meltdown Supershow, Christmas Chaos or Rasslemania.

Elton: That sounds fair enough. Let's stitch this up Stefan.

Stefan Raab: I agree.

Before they get started. Stefan wiped blood off from the guy's stomach and wiped it on his apron looking at the blood as if he had already busted Slade Craven wide open with a nasty smile on his face and a look that made Stefan determined that he wants to manhandle Slade badly which made him use his monster voice again.

Extreme rules is a special type of match for Asylum which none of the crappy Overdrive roster have that makes us real Asylum stars different. I really like to give you a proper welcoming to the brand not only using steal chairs but also using a sledgehammer and smash it on your head and if either Yarmouth or Jeff decide to show up and interrupt the match then I will hit them on their heads with the sledgehammer too but you are going to feel everything that I have learned at camp. I didn't go there because I am a shit wrestler which is far from the truth. I went there because I was invited to go to learn a lot about submission moves.

Which was successful because now I can do everything I have learned on doing the moves on you and also with the Tap Out title being on Asylum brand as well that I know will come handy when the time comes but right now I got to take you out in my comeback to prove people like you wrong that I am worthy to be apart of Asylum and showing Jeff and Yarmouth also how dangerous I have become with my wrestling skills and that I want to face them because they have pissed me off and now you have as well. You think I am an alcoholic person? Nope wrong again since it shows that you know nothing about me and I thought Yarmouth was bad because at least he knows a lot about me while you seem to know fuck all apart from me being on a wrestling camp.

There was a lot of stitching up to do as they got rid of a lot of fat that was in the kidney's area as they do it carefully and they haven't once messed up with anything that they could've done without any experience in being surgeons at all as Stefan talks in his normal voice yet again.

This is the night that everyone is going to remember on me making my comeback a successful one after being suspended since Jeff knew that Reggie couldn't do it himself since he's too busy dealing with the other wrestlers on Asylum and he along with the Meltdown GM are the only staff members in the whole of APW that haven't pissed me off yet unless that changes which I pretty much doubt. Tomorrow night Slade all of this talking about each other finishes because once we get in the ring. We are going to beat the crap out of each other and one of us will walk away the winner of the match and that will be me since I have the confidence to win every match. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze.

They were done on stitching the kidney up as they stitched his chest back up and waited for an hour until the guy woke up from the antistatic that he was on while he was knocked out asleep as Stefan just goes to the hotel gym to let more of his anger out before going to sleep five hours later after he worked out.

TAGS; Slade Craven and bits of Yarmouth and President Jeff
WORDS; 2501 without coding and 2700 with coding
OUTFIT; Doctors white uniform.
NOTES; Good luck Slade Craven.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X