Post by evanmcdonald1 on Dec 9, 2012 0:28:01 GMT -4
This week on Meltdown Evan looked to end his run of bad luck when he teamed up with Tec to take on Krunk and Niobe Martin, can the unlikely duo win?
Evan’s hotel room, Portland, Maine
December 6th, 2012, 11:00pm
“Now, now ladies, there’s more than enough of me to go around!” I said confidentially as the beautiful scantily clad women competed over who would get to feel me up first, it was a typical night for me and the girls which, off course, meant that I was about to have sex with them, one of the girls got off the couch and went down to her knees ready to give me a blowjob when……
“Err, Evan?” The cameraman cleared his throat and I looked up. “You scheduled promo time, not porno time.”
“Ladies, wait for me in the bedroom.” I sighed in annoyance and the girls walked off, I quickly did up my zipper before turning to the cameramen. “Do you idiots ever knock? Besides I booked my promo time for 11:00AM not PM!”
“You weren’t clear on that when you called.” The cameraman said and I growled in annoyance. “How about you take your frustrations out on your opponents instead?”
“That’s the first smart thing you’ve said since you entered this room!” I responded with a grunt. “This week I find myself in a tag team match even if one of my opponents is a woman, my opponents? They are the team of Krunk and Niobe “Nightmare” Martin whilst I’m teaming up with some idiot calling himself Tec, I’ll start with Niobe because I have a lot to say about her.
“And I bet it’s going to be a retread of your comments from your promo against Kaylyn!” The cameraman muttered under his breath and I rolled my eyes.
“If I wanted smart-ass comments, well first I’d find someone smart enough to make them and then I’d ask for them!” I grunted in annoyance and the cameraman quickly shut up. “Niobe, I’m going to say the same think I said to Kalyn two weeks ago because it still applies here, we should not be fighting, you should be begging me to show you what a real man is like in bed!”
“Oh here we go….” The cameraman muttered under his breath and I glared at him.
“What did I just say about smart ass comments?!” I demanded and the cameraman shut up. “As I was saying, I hate fighting women, unless it’s some kind off kinky sex game in which case I’m all for it! Will that stop me from beating you? Off course not! I have a losing streak to break and I intend to break it on this Sunday’s Meltdown!”
I shook my head.
“You may have beaten me last week but that was a mistake that I don’t intend to repeat anytime soon, this week you and Krunk will see just how strong I am in the ring when I beat the two of you in the center of the ring!”
And that’s a perfect Segway to talking about Krunk.
“As for you Krunk, your just another thug who thinks that flip-flopping all over the ring will get you anywhere, it won’t, not against me Krunk, I am the strongest man in this match and I will use my strength to overpower you in that squared circle! You may be the man gravity forgot but I will make sure that you won’t forget my strength anytime soon!”
Yes, it really is that simple.
“I am aware that the man that I’m teaming up with is making his return in this match so Tek, here’s what I have to say to you, stay out of my way and you won’t get hurt, I can pretty much take on both of these idiots AT THE SAME TIME and still have enough energy left for my lady friends, but knowing how idiotic some wrestlers are it’s extremely unlikely that you’ll take my advice.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up because I realized that my lady friends are getting lonely.
“Niobe, Krunk, this will be an easy match for myself and Tek, hell Tek may as well let me do all the work! This has been a message from “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald reminding you why I’m the best in the business!”
I walked over to the bedroom and knocked on it, the girls opened the door and upon seeing me they drag me inside as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, Portland, Maine
December 6th, 2012, 11:00pm
“Now, now ladies, there’s more than enough of me to go around!” I said confidentially as the beautiful scantily clad women competed over who would get to feel me up first, it was a typical night for me and the girls which, off course, meant that I was about to have sex with them, one of the girls got off the couch and went down to her knees ready to give me a blowjob when……
“Err, Evan?” The cameraman cleared his throat and I looked up. “You scheduled promo time, not porno time.”
“Ladies, wait for me in the bedroom.” I sighed in annoyance and the girls walked off, I quickly did up my zipper before turning to the cameramen. “Do you idiots ever knock? Besides I booked my promo time for 11:00AM not PM!”
“You weren’t clear on that when you called.” The cameraman said and I growled in annoyance. “How about you take your frustrations out on your opponents instead?”
“That’s the first smart thing you’ve said since you entered this room!” I responded with a grunt. “This week I find myself in a tag team match even if one of my opponents is a woman, my opponents? They are the team of Krunk and Niobe “Nightmare” Martin whilst I’m teaming up with some idiot calling himself Tec, I’ll start with Niobe because I have a lot to say about her.
“And I bet it’s going to be a retread of your comments from your promo against Kaylyn!” The cameraman muttered under his breath and I rolled my eyes.
“If I wanted smart-ass comments, well first I’d find someone smart enough to make them and then I’d ask for them!” I grunted in annoyance and the cameraman quickly shut up. “Niobe, I’m going to say the same think I said to Kalyn two weeks ago because it still applies here, we should not be fighting, you should be begging me to show you what a real man is like in bed!”
“Oh here we go….” The cameraman muttered under his breath and I glared at him.
“What did I just say about smart ass comments?!” I demanded and the cameraman shut up. “As I was saying, I hate fighting women, unless it’s some kind off kinky sex game in which case I’m all for it! Will that stop me from beating you? Off course not! I have a losing streak to break and I intend to break it on this Sunday’s Meltdown!”
I shook my head.
“You may have beaten me last week but that was a mistake that I don’t intend to repeat anytime soon, this week you and Krunk will see just how strong I am in the ring when I beat the two of you in the center of the ring!”
And that’s a perfect Segway to talking about Krunk.
“As for you Krunk, your just another thug who thinks that flip-flopping all over the ring will get you anywhere, it won’t, not against me Krunk, I am the strongest man in this match and I will use my strength to overpower you in that squared circle! You may be the man gravity forgot but I will make sure that you won’t forget my strength anytime soon!”
Yes, it really is that simple.
“I am aware that the man that I’m teaming up with is making his return in this match so Tek, here’s what I have to say to you, stay out of my way and you won’t get hurt, I can pretty much take on both of these idiots AT THE SAME TIME and still have enough energy left for my lady friends, but knowing how idiotic some wrestlers are it’s extremely unlikely that you’ll take my advice.”
And with that I decided to wrap things up because I realized that my lady friends are getting lonely.
“Niobe, Krunk, this will be an easy match for myself and Tek, hell Tek may as well let me do all the work! This has been a message from “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald reminding you why I’m the best in the business!”
I walked over to the bedroom and knocked on it, the girls opened the door and upon seeing me they drag me inside as the scene fades.
